Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1968512 times)

Eric P · « **Reply #5820 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:48:47 AM »

Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2009, 09:36:52 AM

Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:33:00 AM
i'm like 6'2"

Oh yeah?!?! Wanna fight about it?

nah.

i'm not really a fighter.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5821 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:49:01 AM »

Quote from: Malek on February 13, 2009, 09:10:33 AM

Quote from: T234 on February 13, 2009, 08:52:22 AM

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I probably weigh like 80 pounds more than Jarosh does $:-\$
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So your gun is under your spare tire.

I think I'm around 5' 11", but I don't really pay much attention to it. In a few more posts you'll find out. Member status here I come.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5822 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:51:18 AM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 13, 2009, 09:39:36 AM

Everyone is so tall :'(

I'm 5'4

cloud's still shorter than you

lordmaji · « **Reply #5823 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:55:34 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:48:47 AM

Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2009, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:33:00 AM
i'm like 6'2"

Oh yeah?!?! Wanna fight about it?

nah.

i'm not really a fighter.

I'm a lover...

Eric P · « **Reply #5824 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:56:17 AM »

Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2009, 09:55:34 AM

Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:48:47 AM
Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2009, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:33:00 AM
i'm like 6'2"

Oh yeah?!?! Wanna fight about it?

nah.

i'm not really a fighter.

I'm a lover...

i'm more a sarcastic-post-it-on-the-interneter

lordmaji · « **Reply #5825 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:33:42 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:56:17 AM

Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2009, 09:55:34 AM
Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:48:47 AM
Quote from: lordmaji on February 13, 2009, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 09:33:00 AM
i'm like 6'2"

Oh yeah?!?! Wanna fight about it?

nah.

i'm not really a fighter.

I'm a lover...

i'm more a sarcastic-post-it-on-the-interneter

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5826 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:31:40 AM »

I promised. Sorry its a crappy picture. I've got nothin' on some of the folks in here. $:-\$

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5827 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:40:30 AM »

Tehjaybo and I.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5828 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:26:07 PM »

I avoided posting that one because I look distinguished mentally-challenged... thanks $:-\$

But you look good in it. No homo.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5829 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:40:44 PM »

I need to get some batteries so I can show off my pea coat

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5830 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2009, 01:40:44 PM

I need to get some batteries so I can show off my pea coat

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5831 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM »

I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5832 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM

I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

I'll be the penis in that equation.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5833 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 13, 2009, 03:00:17 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

I'll be the penis in that equation.

I'll form the second penis

overcompensating

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5834 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:06:07 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 13, 2009, 03:00:17 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

I'll be the penis in that equation.

Well, there goes my awesome megatron idea. Oh well, get on my shoulders, let's do this.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5835 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:32:35 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 03:06:07 PM

Well, there goes my awesome megatron idea. Oh well, get on my shoulders, let's do this.

I'm just strechin that rectum.

lordmaji · « **Reply #5836 on:** February 13, 2009, 03:38:53 PM »

PENIS!

Tristam · « **Reply #5837 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM

I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one. :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5838 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one. :'(

I guess he over looked you.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5839 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one. :'(

Oh, we got you.

lordmaji · « **Reply #5840 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2009, 04:10:40 PM

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one. :'(

I guess he over looked you.

Aw SNAP!

Tristam · « **Reply #5841 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2009, 04:10:40 PM

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one. :'(

I guess he over looked you.

Alright, turn in your membership card. Not making fun of fellow shorties is like one of the central tenets of the short man defense force.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5842 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:22:32 PM »

I'm just about 5' 8 so I can hang out with the tall kids. I mean sure I have to do their homework for them and they make fun of me for being short but it's worth it to be in the tall crowd.

Tieno · « **Reply #5843 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:22:56 PM »

lol, shorties.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5844 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM »

5'4

:'(

Puerto Rican

:'( :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5845 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:24:37 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM

Puerto Rican

"That just doesn't sound right."

Tieno · « **Reply #5846 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM »

Jesus christ, that's how short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5847 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM

5'4

:'(

Puerto Rican

:'( :'(

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

Certified badass.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5848 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM

Jesus christ, that's almost as short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

How tall is your husband, cigarillo?

:'(

Tieno · « **Reply #5849 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2009, 04:26:45 PM

Quote from: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM
Jesus christ, that's almost as short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

How tall is your husband, cigarillo?

:'(

my husband? My father you mean, he's 6'1"

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5850 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:31:16 PM »

Lol I weigh like 138 pounds and I'm 5'11"

And :tauntaunsmug NEEDS TO BE AN EMOTICON

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5851 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
5'4

:'(

Puerto Rican

:'( :'(

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

(Image removed from quote.)
Certified badass.

I need to flex the arts some mo'

tiesto · « **Reply #5852 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM

Jesus christ, that's how short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

Short girls

Last gf was 4'11 which was awesome. Too bad she was a nutty Jebusfreak

Date next week with a 5' girl

(I'm 5'10")

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5853 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2009, 01:40:44 PM

I need to get some batteries so I can show off my pea coat

Need PeaD coat.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5854 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:14:50 PM »

4'11?

This thread reeks of pedophile-like morbid creepiness.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5855 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:16:15 PM »

Almost 6'3 when I stand up straight

god I need a hair cut tho. Might have to wear a hat in my next pic

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5856 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:18:55 PM »

Don't get a haircut, please. I like it nappy, like you just stepped right off of a slave ship.

demi · « **Reply #5857 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:19:23 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5858 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:20:07 PM »

Er my hair isn't nappy at all lol. The longer it gets the wavier it gets, which can be a good thing but my line also gets fucked up. Like, my widow's peak starts growing all crazy

cloudwalking · « **Reply #5859 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:24:32 PM »

i'm 5'3, where do i claim the "shortest evilborian" award?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5860 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:26:50 PM »

I'm 5'1.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5861 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:29:00 PM »

doesn't that make you a designated bottom $:-\$

Robo · « **Reply #5862 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:36:49 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
5'4

:'(

Puerto Rican

:'( :'(

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

(Image removed from quote.)
Certified badass.

I need to flex the arts some mo'

[youtube=560,345]fYAcX9hA_ak[/youtube]

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5863 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:41:26 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 13, 2009, 07:36:49 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
5'4

:'(

Puerto Rican

:'( :'(

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

(Image removed from quote.)
Certified badass.

I need to flex the arts some mo'

[youtube=560,345]fYAcX9hA_ak[/youtube]

Modern Lovers

lennedsay · « **Reply #5864 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:56:09 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2009, 06:24:32 PM

i'm 5'3, where do i claim the "shortest evilborian" award?

Oh shit girl! I'm shorter than you by a half inch!

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5865 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:23:19 AM »

5'3" is perfect

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5866 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:32:35 AM »

I'm 6'0.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5867 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:36:25 AM »

The chick I went to my high school senior prom with was 4'11 and I was like, at least 6' at the time. It was awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5868 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:53:55 AM »

did you tap that?

TVC15 · « **Reply #5869 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:09:07 AM »

No. I was already out by then. I did get to fondle her awesome boobs, though. They were pretty large. Chicks like letting gay guys feel their boobies. The chick I went to the prom with the year before I banged tho. That was before I was out. I was dating her though so it wasn't necessarily prom-related banging.

Akala · « **Reply #5870 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:14:07 AM »

I failed at my first prom. That's what I get for going with a lesbian. :'(

Although, I had a very sexy dance to Lady in Red.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #5871 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:09:33 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 13, 2009, 11:56:09 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
i'm 5'3, where do i claim the "shortest evilborian" award?

Oh shit girl! I'm shorter than you by a half inch!

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Being short is great, for some reason most of the guys I've asked prefer it

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probably because it makes their junk look big in comparison

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Reb · « **Reply #5872 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:20:42 AM »

Hehehe, it's true.

OnkelC · « **Reply #5873 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:13:08 AM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5874 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:15:04 AM »

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #5875 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:17:03 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2009, 03:09:07 AM

No. I was already out by then. I did get to fondle her awesome boobs, though. They were pretty large. Chicks like letting gay guys feel their boobies. The chick I went to the prom with the year before I banged tho. That was before I was out. I was dating her though so it wasn't necessarily prom-related banging.

Gay dude has had more pussy than 90% of EvilBore

TVC

virginBore

OnkelC is such a pimp

tiesto · « **Reply #5876 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:49:06 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 13, 2009, 06:14:50 PM

4'11?

This thread reeks of pedophile-like morbid creepiness.

The 4'11" chick was 3 years older than me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5877 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:51:10 AM »

OnkelC has like a superman chest going on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5878 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:04:01 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 14, 2009, 09:17:03 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2009, 03:09:07 AM
No. I was already out by then. I did get to fondle her awesome boobs, though. They were pretty large. Chicks like letting gay guys feel their boobies. The chick I went to the prom with the year before I banged tho. That was before I was out. I was dating her though so it wasn't necessarily prom-related banging.
Gay dude has had more pussy than 90% of EvilBore

TVC
virginBore

I bet TVC bangs cougars at bars all the time, just because he can

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #5879 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:09:32 PM »

OnkelC, think we can get a shirtless pic in that same pose?

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