Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1968470 times)

archie4208 · « **Reply #6900 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:19:25 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 05, 2009, 09:18:21 PM

I would fuck your 7 years prior self. If that doesnt give you self-esteem boost then you might as well kill yourself. I would make you live again.

I used to weigh 300 pounds, wore size 52 pants and couldn't see my penis under all the fat.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6901 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:20:24 PM »

Won't the hair scratching your skin be worse for the acne though? About two years ago or so, i had really big hair, during the summer, and it did worse to my acne in the forehead, till someone said, it was because of the hair, it was irritating the skin. So i just pulled the hair back, like a raging football player homo, and sure enough, it started getting better.

But maybe it was because of the sun.

demi · « **Reply #6902 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:20:51 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2009, 09:19:25 PM

Quote from: demi on May 05, 2009, 09:18:21 PM
I would fuck your 7 years prior self. If that doesnt give you self-esteem boost then you might as well kill yourself. I would make you live again.

I used to weigh 300 pounds, wore size 52 pants and couldn't see my penis under all the fat.

Yum yum yum

MCD · « **Reply #6903 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:21:00 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2009, 09:16:03 PM

I've got bad acne on my forehead so I try to hide it. If I can ever get that cleared up I can try different hairstyles.

acne or acne scars?

for acne: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotretinoin (seek doctor first).

for scars, they should go with time unless they are severe then expensive laser treatment or some other new shit.

demi · « **Reply #6904 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:26:37 PM »

archie do u have any more 7 year old pics

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6905 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:27:41 PM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #6906 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:28:24 PM »

I got a picture of when I was fat and in 1st grade. That would make you a pedophile, though.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6907 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:30:08 PM »

Whever WW posts I imagine him speaking some like some Abercrombie & Fitch guy.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6908 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:35:08 PM »

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for scars, they should go with time unless they are severe then expensive laser treatment or some other new shit.

the color generally goes, the depressions remain. laser treatments etc. appear to have inconsistent results (and they never truly remove the scar, just reduce the appearance of it)

Diunx · « **Reply #6909 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:38:21 PM »

Archie's hair

change that shit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6910 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:40:45 PM »

Acne scars aren't that bad, you just gotta wait till your middle aged, and look like Edward James Olmos. The risk is you may end up looking like a creepy pedophile.

MCD · « **Reply #6911 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:42:21 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 05, 2009, 09:35:08 PM

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for scars, they should go with time unless they are severe then expensive laser treatment or some other new shit.

the color generally goes, the depressions remain. laser treatments etc. appear to have inconsistent results (and they never truly remove the scar, just reduce the appearance of it)

stop looking at the mirror then or get laid, shouldn't be hard.

yeah right.

:'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6912 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:05:22 PM »

There are potentially better treatments that might be available in five years or so involving stem cells.

Yeti · « **Reply #6913 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:07:07 AM »

My coworker molesting me at a party. I was too drunk too fight him off.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6914 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:32:09 AM »

Surprising amount of cuties here, really.

PS I'm not cutting my hair off. I've had it that short before, and while it looked pretty good and drew LOTS of attention, it was just way too ugly as it grew out. I'm letting it grow out again, to cover the new tattoo I just got on the back of my neck

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6915 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:42:30 AM »

Why get a tattoo if you gonna cover it up?

demi · « **Reply #6916 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:42:35 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on May 06, 2009, 01:07:07 AM

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My coworker molesting me at a party. I was too drunk too fight him off.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #6917 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:45:40 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 05, 2009, 09:16:03 PM

I've got bad acne on my forehead so I try to hide it. If I can ever get that cleared up I can try different hairstyles.

lol, you probably have acne on your forehead because you always have hair there greasing up your skin.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #6918 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:07:58 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:47:38 AM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2009, 09:30:08 PM
Whever WW posts I imagine him speaking some like some Abercrombie & Fitch guy.
gay?

Naw, I think he just means the way he posts on occasion: "About two years ago or so, i had really big hair, during the summer, and it did worse to my acne in the forehead, till someone said, it was because of the hair, it was irritating the skin. So i just pulled the hair back [. . .] and sure enough, it started getting better.

But maybe it was because of the sun."

It sounds like with every word he's just figured something new out. And then he ends it with a simple, smug surmise. I like to imagine him saying it as Matt Stone's character in Orgazmo.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6919 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:42:21 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6920 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:33:46 AM »

Return of the annihilation

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6921 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:11:04 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 05:26:13 AM

i think, i think wrikawrek just does something, something weird, he just piles up thoughts, thoughts and fragments, he piles them up, and then repeats, and repeats and specifies, he doesn't form them, like, into a coherent sentence, you know, to get like a coherent structure going, which should be, what you're doing, when you, like, post, on a message board, he also uses, like, excessive amounts of, commas, know what i'm saying, but yeah, the posting, it's weird, no stress though, it will change some day, i'm sure, sure enough, good god, well, haha, whatever, doesn't matter, you get my point, which is that thing about that guy, that wrikawrek, you know, just sayin', leave my nuts alone, dawg.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6922 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:32:07 PM »

Kosma...you look just like my old friend Cody.

Reb · « **Reply #6923 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:40:20 PM »

Was Cody gay?

Cyanista · « **Reply #6924 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:07:01 PM »

It's not bad. I don't think he was gay, but who knows!?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6925 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:08:54 PM »

Kosma is gay?

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Queer!

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CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #6926 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:33:44 PM »

[youtube=560,345]Q5zarGeHKNU[/youtube]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6927 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:29:16 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 05:26:13 AM

i think, i think wrikawrek just does something, something weird, he just piles up thoughts, thoughts and fragments, he piles them up, and then repeats, and repeats and specifies, he doesn't form them, like, into a coherent sentence, you know, to get like a coherent structure going, which should be, what you're doing, when you, like, post, on a message board, he also uses, like, excessive amounts of, commas, know what i'm saying, but yeah, the posting, it's weird, no stress though, it will change some day, i'm sure, sure enough, good god, well, haha, whatever, doesn't matter, you get my point, which is that thing about that guy, that wrikawrek, you know, just sayin', leave my nuts alone, dawg.

Yes it's like how I imagine 'valley girls' and their male counterparts speak hence Abercrombie and Fitch.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6928 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:57:59 PM »

I don't know what you are talking about Jinfash. All i see is amateur hour, holding camera, look at mirror kind of shots.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6929 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:17:45 PM »

wtf Jarosh and I gayed up the last two pages.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6930 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:20:11 PM »

My seductive look

my stupid smile look.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6931 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:22:47 PM »

Is Jinfash getting a Lion King moment or something?

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I can see what's happening
   (What?)
And they don't have a clue
   (Who?)

They'll fall for her and here's the bottom line
Our gayness is down to me.
   (Oh.)

Can you feel the straightness tonight?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6932 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:24:42 PM »

Jin is like the biggest gay tease ever.

He just likes to play games with my heart

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6933 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:26:39 PM »

Father Mike reminds me of the dude from Midnight Meat Train.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #6934 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:01:32 PM »

lol at the metroid prime poster

no wonder you can't get laid

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6935 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:30:24 PM »

Father_Mike, you definitely need to prime that room for booty

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6936 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:50:08 PM »

That's my personal bathroom.

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I took the door off of my bathroom to my bedroom because no one is ever in my room but me and it makes my prison feel bigger. I think before I take down the metroid poster I should probably put the door back on first. Also above the metroid poster is a DOA poster. Next to that is FF poster. Next to that a GTA one. Then a ratchet and clank one. There is an advanced wars one in there somewhere too. I am soooo ashamed. :'( :'( :'(

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Also nice pun Blue.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6937 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:41:10 AM »

Holy shit, I totally did that without the post in mind

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6938 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:56:01 PM »

my apartment has no posters, but otoh the furniture consists of nothing but a matress on the floor in the corner atm

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6939 on:** May 07, 2009, 12:59:00 PM »

i have the same metroid poster on my wall

Cyanista · « **Reply #6940 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:13:00 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 06, 2009, 09:22:47 PM

Is Jinfash getting a Lion King moment or something?

Quote
I can see what's happening
   (What?)
And they don't have a clue
   (Who?)

They'll fall for her and here's the bottom line
Our gayness is down to me.
   (Oh.)

Can you feel the straightness tonight?

Please, please, no one stop being gay on my account. I'm an evil, scorpion woman.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6941 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:29:25 PM »

man rape is nothing to laugh about! Gaze in horror at my new tattoo. My roommate is the suck at taking cellphone pics.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #6942 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:49:37 PM »

that is magic marker right

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #6943 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:50:48 PM »

[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]

Bildi · « **Reply #6944 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:51:04 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 07, 2009, 10:29:25 PM

Gaze in horror at my new tattoo.

Will do.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6945 on:** May 07, 2009, 10:54:42 PM »

Of course it's a real tattoo. I wouldn't bother taking pictures of a fake one.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6946 on:** May 07, 2009, 11:22:04 PM »

a skull and crossbones? is there any meaning to it, or did you close your eyes, open the book, and select a tattoo at random?

Cyanista · « **Reply #6947 on:** May 07, 2009, 11:35:33 PM »

I drew it, of course it has special meaning to me.

Like any random skull and crossbones would be that cute, with a green star (my favorite thing) for an eye.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #6948 on:** May 07, 2009, 11:51:07 PM »

Better than a tramp stamp I suppose. At least you could conceivably cover that with hair of a decent length.

Almost looks like a cell-shaded skull/crossbones though.

Bildi · « **Reply #6949 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:19:45 AM »

You guys are bastards. Cyan obviously got the tattoo for herself.

Because it obviously wasn't to attract a mate.

Cyanista · « **Reply #6950 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:26:59 AM »

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

fyi, most of the things I do are to drive off potential mates. Just TELLING them I am evil doesn't seem to work, so I got a warning label.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6951 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:28:54 AM »

Looks like something a goth/emo/whatever teenager would get and regret 10 years later. I guess you skipped the goth/emo/whatever thing, and the 10 years thing

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #6952 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:33:00 AM »

it is kind of cute, and I can't argue with the logic

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6953 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:34:58 AM »

well you're a good drawer but I don't understand the logic of a tatoo you can't see.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6954 on:** May 08, 2009, 05:33:40 AM »

Meh would look better without the stars.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6955 on:** May 08, 2009, 05:37:38 AM »

And if a unicorn was assfucking the pegasus.

Reb · « **Reply #6956 on:** May 08, 2009, 05:39:28 AM »

If the pegasus had a giant erection.

drew · « **Reply #6957 on:** May 08, 2009, 05:54:10 AM »

star tattoos make you look like a motocross twat and or crazy town fan

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6958 on:** May 08, 2009, 06:08:08 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on May 08, 2009, 05:27:05 AM

you guys are all distinguished effete fellows for hating on tattoos

I like your tat Cyanista, but the spot is always visible, thats not a prob for you?

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that's just gay, sorry

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #6959 on:** May 08, 2009, 06:09:40 AM »

Honestly you have perfect white alabaster skin, should of gone with some colours or something.

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1968470 times)