[SCENE: SMOKE FILLED ROOM AT THE TOP OF RICH CEO HQ]
RICH 1: "Gentleman, we've stopped the Benard. But now our theme parks are threatened by this virus thing. What should we do?"
RICH 2: "We double down. Put all our money, all our columnists, on Team Biden."
RICH 3: "But will it work?"
RICH 1: "I'm afraid it won't this time, it's become a cult. Our money has no power anymore. This might be the end of our good times in The Economy."
*The doors burst open*
THUG 1: "I may be able to help you gentleman. For a price..."
Let me improve it for you:
[SCENE: SMOKE FILLED ROOM AT THE CIGAR LOUNGE OF THE HILTON]
Cook: "Gentleman, we've stopped the Benard. But now our theme parks are threatened by this virus thing. What should we do?"
Bezos: "We double down. Put all our money, all our columnists, on Team Biden."
Branson: "But will it work?"
Cook: "I'm afraid it won't this time, it's become a cult. Our money has no power anymore. This might be the end of our good times in The Economy."
*The doors burst open*
*secret service man 1 walks in and scouts the room*
MAN 1: "Send in THUG 1 everything is clear I don't see any CNN terrorists over"
*clap* *point* *wave*
"'You can't always get what you want' starts playing in the background"
*snort* *huff* *snort*
"I hear you losers need billions and billions and billions and billions for your failing businesses. Shame you didn't support my campaign.
Really such a shame, now that I have they keys of the treasury, Steve could've given you so many amazing bailouts your head would spin.
Now maybe if you did something.... you know something nice, not nasty, maybe I could be nice too, except to the Amazon Post I'd rather set the money on fire than give you cent Jeff.
It's all about sending a message, right fellas?"