Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1082560 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #961 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:50:11 PM »

Oh wow, haven't updated that in like a decade.

I haven't changed at all

team filler · « **Reply #962 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:51:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/tonysheps/status/1235290866505445378

Nintex · « **Reply #963 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:52:55 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 06:51:05 PM

You updated it last September you honest guy.

The bio about that site I wrote for since my high school days.

I haven't written about vidya in a long while and the review code for Not Tonight didn't come through

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #964 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:53:07 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #965 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:54:02 PM »

james · « **Reply #966 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:54:06 PM »

I assumed Nintex looked more like the Niels guy

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #967 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:54:55 PM »

I'm going to stop here and edit things out in 10 minutes cause I ain't Benji

team filler · « **Reply #968 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:55:46 PM »

was hoping that was da gawd

nadia can get the D

Nintex · « **Reply #969 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:58:06 PM »

That's the vegan I always get into arguments with. Notice the plant.

team filler · « **Reply #970 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:59:19 PM »

she loves BBC and arab bulls

team filler · « **Reply #971 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:01:40 PM »

armondo seems like a chill bro

joost seems like a huge doucher

I don't trust dobby at all

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #972 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:03:05 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 06:59:22 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 04, 2020, 06:54:55 PM
I'm going to stop here and edit things out in 10 minutes cause I ain't Benji

I edited too; but silly boy did it to himself.

I just needed to know what Zwartes4Trump looked like

BisMarckie · « **Reply #973 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:04:58 PM »

Dox yourself via whois, amateur hour over there.

Nintex · « **Reply #974 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:06:00 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 04, 2020, 07:01:40 PM

armondo seems like a chill bro

joost seems like a huge doucher

I don't trust dobby at all

Armando is indeed a chill bro

Also you guys are pretty late. ResetEra figured out my workplace a long time ago (because it is in my Twitter bio) and on GAF everyone knew on which website I was the editor.
And from there it's pretty easy to follow the breadcrumbs of public information.

shosta · « **Reply #975 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:08:40 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 07:03:37 PM

Making a joke out of a deadly virus is pretty on brand for old Nintex too.

if I couldn't make jokes about coronavirus I don't know how I'd even survive

BisMarckie · « **Reply #976 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:08:57 PM »

Meanwhile I sit behind 4 proxies and VPNs just to shitpost on a splinter forum

BisMarckie · « **Reply #977 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:10:34 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 07:08:40 PM

Nip slip playlists on Youtube

Hand expression

Nintex · « **Reply #978 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:10:41 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 07:07:09 PM

I used to love working at a small startup like that. Even when you argue, it still has a friendly feeling because you're all homies in the struggle together like my coworker who tried to get me to go see Jordan Peterson live with him and visit the MGTOW reddit. weirdo, pretty sure he was a full blown 4chan fascist, but we got along fine enough

We're sorta moving past the start-up phase. But most digital agencies such as these rarely grow beyond 12 - 15 people in The Netherlands.
But this company is more or less a reboot of a larger company that split into two parts.

I really do need to update the website though.

team filler · « **Reply #979 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:11:17 PM »

I knew my boy nintex was beautiful

BisMarckie · « **Reply #980 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on March 04, 2020, 06:02:06 PM

First case confirmed in my town.

Meanwhile I got a cold.

I live relatively near to the area that was quarantined and also got a mild cold. But it’s just a sore throat so I decided not to bother my doctor and create a panic.

shosta · « **Reply #981 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:23:05 PM »

Nintex, do you want to sponsor and hire me? I can do the web weenie shit

BisMarckie · « **Reply #982 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:25:43 PM »

Should have liked more of his fanfiction.

Meanwhile, nintex you and I should talk, I have some great ideas for some grifts and could use a website.

team filler · « **Reply #983 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:30:58 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #984 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:34:38 PM »

the bore becomes nintex's harem to escape to the netherlands

shosta · « **Reply #985 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:48:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 07:25:01 PM

You're a better man than me. I spent the last week developing a Flask app just to create a test environment for my normal work and i wanted to kill myself the entire time. Respect for our web development heroes +5

this is a skill I picked up unwillingly and painstakingly these past couple of years... I prefer systems engineering (graphics, embedded, i ran a comp eng club half a decade ago).

shosta · « **Reply #986 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:49:57 PM »

I should actually apply to Konami

Himu · « **Reply #987 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:50:01 PM »

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2020/03/04/reports-first-case-of-presumptive-positive-case-of-coronavirus-in-fort-bend-county/

Pray for me brehs

Pennywise · « **Reply #988 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:59:22 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 07:19:56 PM

I live relatively near to the area that was quarantined and also got a mild cold. But it’s just a sore throat so I decided not to bother my doctor and create a panic.

First case in OWL here.

Whatever I had like nearly zero contact with other people over the last days. Most likely just picked it up by driving home in sweaty clothes after the gym.
Only really scared due my mother having a heart condition.

Are those fuckers hoarding in your area as well?
My brothers wife works at LIDL and some dude went shopping for like 500€ and it took 15 minutes until the checkout was complete.

shosta · « **Reply #989 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 07:51:32 PM

I don't know if you have an interest in doing what I do but I can refer you somewhere near where you live . Remote work possible

Cyber security auditing? I don't have that kind of knowledge!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #990 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on March 04, 2020, 07:59:22 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 07:19:56 PM

I live relatively near to the area that was quarantined and also got a mild cold. But it’s just a sore throat so I decided not to bother my doctor and create a panic.
First case in OWL here.

Whatever I had like nearly zero contact with other people over the last days. Most likely just picked it up by driving home in sweaty clothes after the gym.
Only really scared due my mother having a heart condition.

Are those fuckers hoarding in your area as well?
My brothers wife works at LIDL and some dude went shopping for like 500€ and it took 15 minutes until the checkout was complete.

Hand sanitizer and all kinds of soap are sold out everywhere near me. Canned goods and staples like noodles and rice are also kinda sparse.

Akala · « **Reply #991 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:06:21 PM »

Ultra Miami Postponed/Canceled. $:-\$

:'(

This shit is lining up bad with beginning of festival season. Hopefully Buku still a go.

Pennywise · « **Reply #992 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:18:43 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 08:01:19 PM

Hand sanitizer and all kinds of soap are sold out everywhere near me. Canned goods and staples like noodles and rice are also kinda sparse.

Time to get stuff for Bolognese tomorrow. Can't wait to fight for canned tomatoes.

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 08:01:41 PM

If you know how and have a passion systems, networks, code, computers, etc work you are better positioned for a starter security operations job than 95% of people currently working those jobs.

Hire me Senpai

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #993 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:20:10 PM »

listened in on what the the folks have been reading about cabrona in the whatsapp sphere
outbreak blamed on chinese eating worm, dog, and even kid soup

thisismyusername · « **Reply #994 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:21:42 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 08:01:41 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 07:59:50 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 07:51:32 PM
I don't know if you have an interest in doing what I do but I can refer you somewhere near where you live . Remote work possible
Cyber security auditing? I don't have that kind of knowledge!

If you know how and have a passion systems, networks, code, computers, etc work you are better positioned for a starter security operations job than 95% of people currently working those jobs.

Pffft. Could have that knowledge and they'd pass over me. *anger and looks at certs*

james · « **Reply #995 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:24:04 PM »

Another quarantine cruise

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235358098505728003

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #996 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:25:57 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 04, 2020, 06:23:07 PM

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Akala · « **Reply #997 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:37:37 PM »

I wonder if you get quarantined on a cruise and open bar was one of your options if it continues indefinitely? Cruises cheap AF RN.

james · « **Reply #998 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:58:45 PM »

New jersey and Texas have fallen

shosta · « **Reply #999 on:** March 04, 2020, 10:28:01 PM »

My hometown got the first coronavirus death in California! Feels like winning the lottery

bluemax · « **Reply #1000 on:** March 04, 2020, 10:29:02 PM »

I heard that TP shortages were starting to show up, and since I was down to 2 rolls I stopped at Target after work.

There were about 4 things of the "TP so cheap even shitty dive bars don't use it" and some of those baby wipe type things. Then as I was at the self checkout I saw a cart full of stuff, ie the cart with all the stuff people decided they didn't want and employees would have to put back on shelves. In it was a the holy grail, a thing of Charmin! My butthole is safe for the next few weeks of this apocalypse.

james · « **Reply #1001 on:** March 04, 2020, 10:39:59 PM »

Got to keep the butt hole safe

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1002 on:** March 04, 2020, 10:45:58 PM »

1 bligh street in sydney has been exposed, gg

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1003 on:** March 05, 2020, 12:13:45 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1235409660104015873?s=20

Bitch what?

?!!!!!

I can't with this motherfucker anymore!

bluemax · « **Reply #1004 on:** March 05, 2020, 12:21:28 AM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 10:52:41 PM

So confused by these grocery shortage stories... 10 deaths in this area and the stores are fine lol

Los Angeles people are weird I guess. My roommate told me she was stocking up on canned goods in case of a quarantine. I've heard people at work say similar stuff.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1005 on:** March 05, 2020, 12:26:08 AM »

Any of you have a quick and short answer as to why Italy specifically has so many Coronavirus cases?

Raist · « **Reply #1006 on:** March 05, 2020, 04:17:35 AM »

I don't think it's been explained.

"Patient zero" who supposedly infected a whole bunch of people after a trip to China or another high risk country, turned out to test negative.
Then a fuckload of cases started popping out in a couple of northern towns.

I've not seen anything otherwise, but maybe I missed it.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1007 on:** March 05, 2020, 05:56:59 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on March 05, 2020, 12:26:08 AM

Any of you have a quick and short answer as to why Italy specifically has so many Coronavirus cases?

IIRC there's a lot of Chinese workers there, probably travelled home for CNY.

edit: found it

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/04/16/the-chinese-workers-who-assemble-designer-bags-in-tuscany

Quote

More than ten per cent of Prato’s two hundred thousand legal residents are Chinese. According to Francesco Nannucci, the head of the police’s investigative unit in Prato, the city is also home to some ten thousand Chinese people who are there illegally. Prato is believed to have the second-largest Chinese population of any European city, after Paris, and it has the highest proportion of immigrants in Italy, including a large North African population.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1008 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:00:50 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 04, 2020, 10:45:58 PM

1 bligh street in sydney has been exposed, gg

I used to work around the corner from there!

Anyway this is some peak Straya

https://mobile.twitter.com/newscomauHQ/status/1235426469037268992

Big W is basically Target.

Occam · « **Reply #1009 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:04:03 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on March 05, 2020, 12:13:45 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1235409660104015873?s=20

Bitch what??!!!!!

I can't with this motherfucker anymore!

Amazing how Trump only just learned that the flu kills people. His own grandfather (the original draft dodger) was killed by the Spanish flu in 1918.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1010 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:13:55 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/9NewsGoldCoast/status/1235478921031774208

I think we're getting dumber

Potato · « **Reply #1011 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:16:46 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on March 05, 2020, 06:13:55 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/9NewsGoldCoast/status/1235478921031774208

I think we're getting dumber

Watching channel 9 will make you dumber, that's for sure.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1012 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:18:29 AM »

Any commerical media here will do that

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #1013 on:** March 05, 2020, 06:49:26 AM »

My uncle has been quarantined. His son in law has corona.

Momo · « **Reply #1014 on:** March 05, 2020, 07:25:53 AM »

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/breaking-sas-first-positive-case-of-covid-19-confirmed-20200305

take holidays in Italy on this day of all days brehs

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1015 on:** March 05, 2020, 08:53:06 AM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 05, 2020, 06:49:26 AM

My uncle has been quarantined. His son in law has corona.

This is it. This is how it finally spreads to The Bore.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1016 on:** March 05, 2020, 08:59:30 AM »

Can you catch it through forum posting? Because I'll wear finger condoms if that's the case.

james · « **Reply #1017 on:** March 05, 2020, 09:03:37 AM »

Any changes at work for anyone?

The train ride is getting tense. One person sneezes and everyone locks up

Occam · « **Reply #1018 on:** March 05, 2020, 09:14:16 AM »

Sneezing is not a symptom.

chronovore · « **Reply #1019 on:** March 05, 2020, 09:20:05 AM »

Quote from: james on March 05, 2020, 09:03:37 AM

Any changes at work for anyone?

The train ride is getting tense. One person sneezes and everyone locks up

My work is letting me shift my commute to arrive an hour later, so I'm not in the worst of rush hour trains in Osaka.

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1082560 times)