Here lies the Republican Party and their King: Donald John Trump the first and last of his name.
All that remains of their once mighty kingdom is found here at the Mar-a-Lago memorial grounds in Miami, Florida.
The Republicans perished trying to save the world from common sense fighting a calamity known as the 'Pandemic'.
Alas their faith, TV shows, hats and guns could not prevent their doom at the hands of their enemy.
May they find peace knowing their tax returns were never officially published and their exes NDA's never broken.
This memorial was commissioned by President Joseph "Robinette" Biden Jr. in the year of our lord 2021 to heal a fractured nation.