I was actually a dick, my almost wife picked my up from work, after dealing with two little ones all day. In my defence, my day begins at 3am, as I work in the fish markets. It was actually a bucket party of major stress today, we were meant to be meeting a potentially serious buyer from Japan: huge interest in scallops and langoustine, caught specifically up around the Polbain area of Scotland, there's also a Michelin starred (but recently went off the boil restaurant there, google Achultibuie it'll make a proper spelling correction) anyway, the business dude arrived with a small entourage expecting some serious action.
His name was Mr Yen (Alias).