Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Rufus]

She doesn't need those ribs anyways.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm 24 and 35  . Makes buying clothes an asshole though. Waist sides are rarely that small.

[nudemacusers]

gotta go euro gurl.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm 24 and 35  . Makes buying clothes an asshole though. Waist sides are rarely that small.

That's also .69. . . The sexy ratio.

[Shadow Mod]

gotta go euro gurl.

What does this mean specifically? Euro designers?

[Flannel Boy]

Hey, a gorgeous tall blonde just messaged me out of the blue.

How are you doing? I am nicole by name and I am seeking for the right man to start a new life with,i got to see your profile and it was captivating I wouldn't mind getting to know you better, I can't chat on here cos am not a full member, if you are interested in me,kindly get back too me at my private address.

Sounds legit. She also happens to be a Nigerian Prince.

[Raban]

I'm 24 and 35  . Makes buying clothes an asshole though. Waist sides are rarely that small.

31 and 41

[Shadow Mod]

I'm 24 and 35  . Makes buying clothes an asshole though. Waist sides are rarely that small.

31 and 41

Why sad though? You've got a pretty good ratio there. Lots of women are > .8.

[nudemacusers]

gotta go euro gurl.

What does this mean specifically? Euro designers?

word. you're probably a eu 38.

[Raban]

Why sad though? You've got a pretty good ratio there. Lots of women are > .8.

really!? I just wish I was smaller, I guess. It's not often you see women that are 6' tall, though I've seen plenty who pull it off and look very sexy.

I'm not too worried about it, but it does bother me from time to time.

[Shadow Mod]

Why sad though? You've got a pretty good ratio there. Lots of women are > .8.

really!? I just wish I was smaller, I guess. It's not often you see women that are 6' tall, though I've seen plenty who pull it off and look very sexy.

I'm not too worried about it, but it does bother me from time to time.

Really. A lot of women have big hips sure but a quite smaller waist not so much, especially as they get older and pack on the fat.

Also mac I'm poor doe.

[nudemacusers]

plenty of stuff out there at target-level pricing

[Shadow Mod]

plenty of stuff out there at target-level pricing

Yeah but it's usually online. Buying clothes online is hit or miss regardless of what their so called measurements are.

[nudemacusers]

dem euros are a lot more consistent tho

[MyNameIsMethodis]

so im going bowling with my friend tomorrow who has a crush on me but i havent told my gf yet that im going. she is my friend first and foremost so im not sure if i should say something. what do i do evilbore

[FatalT]

so im going bowling with my friend tomorrow who has a crush on me but i havent told my gf yet that im going. she is my friend first and foremost so im not sure if i should say something. what do i do evilbore

Don't say shit. Don't post anything about it on your social media sites. Don't bring it up. It never happened. You two were just knocking down some pins together.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

thanks fatalt buddy

[Flannel Boy]

I missed this thread!

I miss your pics of the hot Montreal women you're dating. 

[Phoenix Dark]

then post pics of your woman

#NoTheBusiness

[nudemacusers]

I think a girl might have just been flirting with me. Oh God.

and?

[Flannel Boy]

I think a girl might have just been flirting with me. Oh God.

and?

[Phoenix Dark]

#NoTheBusiness

[Flannel Boy]

Wow. She's absolutely gorgeous.

[Groogrux]

Wow. She's absolutely gorgeous.

Ditto.

[Rufus]

You'll get used to it. Avoiding it with people you don't like will never not be awkward though.

[Mupepe]

You'll get used to it. Avoiding it with people you don't like will never not be awkward though.

This. 

There's an older (late 30's) woman at work who has asked me out to coffee at least once a week for the last few months under the pretense of discussing how each of our respective jobs tie into each other (they don't).  And no one at work has coffee meetings.  This afternoon while I was getting a cup of water in the break room she tells me that I'm looking "so buff" and that i've been looking better and better each time she sees me.  It was flattering at first but I'd expect people to take a hint after months of no reciprocation.  She also knows I'm married.

[Barry Egan]

you also occasionally get dudes who are ostensibly straight but who want to hang out a little too much and a little too often, and become persistent when you try to dodge them.  crazy awkward.  never be that dude.

[demi]

[Mupepe]

 

I'm always paranoid that I'm that guy.  But I think I'm too anti social to be that guy.

[Barry Egan]

I'm always paranoid that I'm that guy.  But I think I'm too anti social to be that guy.

me too.  but to be fair its probably because I'm so antisocial that it bothers me when people I've shown no interest in get persistent.  normal people probably just find it flattering.

[Atramental]

Well, I like this girl a ton. That's why it's so weird to me.

Might as well put your pein inside her when the opportunity presents itself. Things are only going to get more awkward between you two the more you prolong this "courtship" phase. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

/totally talking out of my ass

[close]

[nudemacusers]

that was a good asstalk, atra

[Flannel Boy]

Yeah, I'm starting to have my doubts that I'll be getting a second date. 

[Flannel Boy]

Pretty, sure this woman is now gong to put me on ignore.

Her:

My roommate and I can't imagine leaving each other because we love each others cats.

You can guess what my response was.

edit:

False alarm

Her:

Hahahahahaha! Oh my gosh

[Rufus]

 

Well, I like this girl a ton. That's why it's so weird to me.

Win-win, congratulations. Now at least try to capitalize on it, don't worry about failing. I've been oblivious to so many opportunities, it's not even funny.

[Phoenix Dark]

Malek is going to think his self out of pussy one day. Just go with the flow my brother.

[Flannel Boy]

Malak, stop fucking overthinking things. Girls pick up on that really easily.

Are you an expert? Oh wait. . . .

[Flannel Boy]

Puddles, go to Plenty of Fish or pay for an account at match.com. The OKC women. . . .

[Flannel Boy]

Over the last three days, I've had over twenty women message me on POF and another twenty, though with some overlap, wanting to meet, and most of the women in the former group are attractive.

Match.com has a lot of perfectionist types. Hell, Fit Girl ran twenty miles before our date on Saturday (usually, my dates wait until after the date is over to run away like that) and she's running a marathon this weekend.

[Groogrux]

Puddles, go to Plenty of Fish or pay for an account at match.com. The OKC women. . . .

I don't know.  I've been seeing the same girl from OKC for about 2 months now and it's going really well.  I think it's just about finding the right one.

[Flannel Boy]

I... don't know who you are.

It was Catherine, right?

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's Wrath

[close]

Queen Catherine wakes the cat, and the cat quietly cries.

Puddles, go to Plenty of Fish or pay for an account at match.com. The OKC women. . . .

I don't know.  I've been seeing the same girl from OKC for about 2 months now and it's going really well.  I think it's just about finding the right one.

If I tell you winters in Winnipeg are extremely cold and it happens to be mild and sunny when you come to Winnipeg, that doesn't mean I was wrong.

[Flannel Boy]

Fuck, Mojo was right. Fit Girl just messaged me and wants to go on a date ASAP.

[Flannel Boy]

I think she wouldn't respect me after I passed out 1/5th through her run.

I'd much rather join her for her after run shower.

[Phoenix Dark]

PoF is insane, and strikes me as more hook up focused than OKC.

[CajoleJuice]

It's all about Twitter.

[Flannel Boy]

PoF is insane, and strikes me as more hook up focused than OKC.

That sounds horrible. 

Women on match.com want a husband, women on PoF want everything, and women on OKCupid don't know what the fuck they want.

[Phoenix Dark]

Dunno, when I did the online dating thing I preferred OKC because overall they were more "serious" to me. My PoF experience revolves around dinner dates ending in awkward one night stand offers. I don't say that to brag or act like I didn't go along with some, but overall it just felt off

[Flannel Boy]

Well if you get a date 2, be interested in her. Ask her questions. Lean in to her (make mental checks ensuring you do this) while she talks. Open doors for her, let her in first, let her walk ahead and put your hand on the small of her back.

There's a huge difference between being a PUA douche and being a confident gentleman. Don't game her, they always know.

But if you like her, don't be afraid to show her, just not too much.

And yeah, at the end of date 2, unless she initiates, don't kiss her. Kiss her on one cheek, a little longer than a peck, with one hand on the small of her back. That's it.

If you actually like her and she actually likes you, date 3 is in.

I leaned in during date one, but that was because it was getting extremly loud in the bar. Do I get a half point for that?

No one would believe I was a player, so I don't try that act.

Is this lower back thing like the neck trick with dogs? IF so, 

PS: I'm taking notes

[CajoleJuice]

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

[Mupepe]

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Flannel Boy]

Thai food and a movie tomorrow with Fit Girl.

Mojo, what movie should I choose? Sadly, Man of Steel won't be out 'til Friday, but Iron Man fills the penis connotation void. 

Would Before Midnight do the trick?

[nudemacusers]

Mojo is right. Just look at the second step in the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

it works, I DENNIS'd my wife.

[Flannel Boy]

You separated entirely?

[nudemacusers]

sorta, I just avoid her whenever possible

[Shadow Mod]

married life?

[Phoenix Dark]

sorta, I just avoid her whenever possible

pics?

#NoTheBusiness

[nudemacusers]

sorta, I just avoid her whenever possible

pics?

#NoTheBusiness

I only have pictures of her booty and vageen

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Steve Contra]

sorta, I just avoid her whenever possible

pics?

#NoTheBusiness

I only have pictures of her booty and vageen

#broseidon