Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1244939 times)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10020 on:** October 22, 2016, 12:07:38 AM »

Jesus Christ, you're freaking out over nothing.

I'm telling you right now, go to the meet-point tomorrow. Sit there for an hour if she doesn't show up, you know she's ghosted. If she does: Great. Hurrah. The only time you ask for confirmation is if you're friends and planning to get together.

Atramental · « **Reply #10021 on:** October 22, 2016, 12:09:21 AM »

No no no no.

She was supposed to tell me the meeting point this week. I've got nothing but radio silence.

Also, it's an hour drive to her general proximity.

She really really ghosted me, breh.

eleuin · « **Reply #10022 on:** October 22, 2016, 12:17:23 AM »

it's time breh

Atramental · « **Reply #10023 on:** October 22, 2016, 12:18:49 AM »

Apparently Christian Mingle will ban you if they find out you're not really a Christian.

eleuin · « **Reply #10024 on:** October 22, 2016, 12:20:19 AM »

you're willing to bang a fat heroin addict with hep c, you can lie about still being a christian

but seriously try okcupid or match or pof

Atramental · « **Reply #10025 on:** October 22, 2016, 12:46:51 AM »

Yeah yeah...

In other news, I haven't bought a lottery ticket in a while. Let's see if my bad luck with women transmutes into good luck with getting riches.

VomKriege · « **Reply #10026 on:** October 22, 2016, 01:17:36 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 21, 2016, 10:32:09 PM

I lied

Are you looking for genuine advice or writing your shitty erotic fanfic breh ?

Atramental · « **Reply #10027 on:** October 22, 2016, 01:19:45 AM »

I just don't give a fuck anymore.

edit: I'll follow advice when it's a perceived net positive.

Also, I'm probably not going to fuck Miss Hep C. But I wouldn't mind being a purely platonic friend though so I can hear all her fucked up stories.

toku · « **Reply #10028 on:** October 22, 2016, 01:51:23 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 22, 2016, 01:19:45 AM

But I wouldn't mind being a purely platonic friend though so I can hear all her fucked up stories.

Atramental · « **Reply #10029 on:** October 22, 2016, 02:04:54 AM »

I live a fairly vanilla, boring life. So, I like to hear what the underbelly of American society gets up to.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10030 on:** October 22, 2016, 02:42:55 AM »

So you lie to yourself, too

Atramental · « **Reply #10031 on:** October 22, 2016, 03:12:15 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 22, 2016, 02:42:55 AM

So you lie to yourself, too

Self delusion is one of my many talents.

Atramental · « **Reply #10032 on:** October 22, 2016, 03:15:01 AM »

What should it be instead?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #10033 on:** October 22, 2016, 03:35:46 AM »

Dude, stop texting women after horrible dates. You don't owe these hoes shit. Maybe you think it's gentlemanly to give them some "I BID ADIUE TO YOU MADAM" shit but it's not, none of them care. Leave Hep C Girl (cmon dude) in the dust already.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10034 on:** October 22, 2016, 07:16:46 AM »

This is where losing your virginity to a hooker is a good idea. You would then realize that it's not worth the neurosis that you're putting yourself through. Honestly these girls give little or no thought about you (don't take that personally). With Tinder or online dating in general, you are quite possibly one in hundreds they could be seeing. Their investment in this shit is so small as to be non-existent. That's why ghosting is so common with meeting girls online.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10035 on:** October 22, 2016, 08:41:17 AM »

Atra seems like he might fall for a hoe tho. Dangerous idea.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10036 on:** October 22, 2016, 08:45:13 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10037 on:** October 22, 2016, 08:48:53 PM »

So I'm guessing the date didn't happen?

Atramental · « **Reply #10038 on:** October 22, 2016, 09:42:18 PM »

Yeah, no date. $:-\$

I just chilled out at my house, ate dinner at my parent's house, and now I'm back at my place playing vidya gaems and drinking beer until I fall asleep.

Huff · « **Reply #10039 on:** October 22, 2016, 11:18:05 PM »

Not knowing your previous text messages and assuming you didn't scare her off for whatever reason, it wouldn't be bad to send an easy text tomorrow like "didn't hear from you yesterday, would you like to grab dinner/whatever today". Then if no response, drop it.

I disagree with the no texting if not setting up a date talk, especially if post date 1. With so many people and apps trying to grab attention, even a "hey how was work" small talk bullshit lets them know you are thinking about them

Huff · « **Reply #10040 on:** October 22, 2016, 11:19:25 PM »

Or whatever. I'm hammered.

Bout to send some dick pics

Stop worrying so much

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10041 on:** October 22, 2016, 11:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Huff on October 22, 2016, 11:19:25 PM

Bout to send some dick pics

Quote from: Pallando on October 22, 2016, 01:19:45 AM

edit: I'll follow advice when it's a perceived net positive.

OH MY ALLAH.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10042 on:** October 22, 2016, 11:54:29 PM »

Nah don't send her anything, it's clear that it's over. Unless she had some emergency type situation, in which case she'll text you.

Might be time to save up $300 and call a pro. Or a sugar baby. Either way I agree with MTW that at this point you just need to get the money off your back. Take her out to lunch and then head to a hotel.

toku · « **Reply #10043 on:** October 22, 2016, 11:58:22 PM »

That first time man, when Pollando realizes he wasted so much effort, struggle all for...this....

That's why I'm still here and then right after when he comes in here and we get to hit him with the "lol if you think losing that was hard now try to find someone you care about and want to spend the rest of your life with and share your secrets with"

Atramental · « **Reply #10044 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:08:00 AM »

Huff · « **Reply #10045 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:11:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2016, 11:54:29 PM

Nah don't send her anything, it's clear that it's over. Unless she had some emergency type situation, in which case she'll text you.

What's the harm? Shrug

Maybe she just wanted more attention than we suggested to give.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10046 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:25:52 AM »

Man why is it that you thought having radio silence with somebody you're interested in was a good idea tho? I think she just figured you weren't "that into her" while you were getting anxious OCDish about the right path to take like it's a public transportation map.

It ain't. Go risk/experiment/try new things when you're dating and don't worry about failure. Right now, just cherish the fact that you're still alive despite wasting a sure thing with a decent chick since you wanted to focus your time and effort on the Hep C million red flags chick.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10047 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:26:34 AM »

The harm is looking desperate and not taking a hint. Granted he is desperate but she don't need to know that shit.

I do agree that texting more makes sense I guess. It's hard to discuss because this should be a natural process but you've turned it into a diagram. Usually a text convo starts and ends naturally. Hey I had a great time, thanks me too, too bad I have to go to work tomorrow, lol I know right, etc etc. I'm guessing Pallando has done that before...right?

Atramental · « **Reply #10048 on:** October 23, 2016, 12:28:08 AM »

Some people need a lot of attention. Others don't.

I guess she was the former.

Sucks but oh well.

And again we're assuming things. After two weeks away from me she must've been getting other matches on tinder and realized that there were better options out there.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2016, 12:26:34 AM

The harm is looking desperate and not taking a hint. Granted he is desperate but she don't need to know that shit.

I do agree that texting more makes sense I guess. It's hard to discuss because this should be a natural process but you've turned it into a diagram. Usually a text convo starts and ends naturally. Hey I had a great time, thanks me too, too bad I have to go to work tomorrow, lol I know right, etc etc. I'm guessing Pallando has done that before...right?

Yes.

edit; Also, also. I was NOT expecting her to be gone for TWO consecutive weekends.

Atramental · « **Reply #10049 on:** October 23, 2016, 02:21:31 AM »

One of my super likes liked me back.

She seems fairly innocent looking...

here-we-go-again.mp3

VomKriege · « **Reply #10050 on:** October 23, 2016, 06:55:25 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 23, 2016, 12:28:08 AM

Some people need a lot of attention.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10051 on:** October 23, 2016, 07:55:54 AM »

I don't know, if a girl is interested, usually she will do what it takes to keep things moving. Two weekends of nothing, especially towards the beginning of knowing someone, pretty much means that it's over. In college I once dated a girl who was a full time student and had a full time job. We would meet at weird times like a Thursday during her lunch break or Saturday at 9 PM, she found the time because she was interested. "I forgot my meds" is a really shitty excuse.

You might find this interesting Pallando: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/Sexual-partner-fertility-disability-World-Health-Organisation-IVF

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But now in dramatic move the World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.

WHO says the change will give every individual “the right to reproduce”.

Imagine if they change the laws to where banging a hooker is legal to alleviate your disability.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10052 on:** October 23, 2016, 08:37:27 AM »

Text when you actually have something to say - the same as anyone else.

Atramental · « **Reply #10053 on:** October 23, 2016, 04:38:58 PM »

Well... I didn't have much to say in the first place.

Correction: I did have a lot to say but it was a bunch of anxiety babble that I dumped here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10054 on:** October 23, 2016, 07:29:39 PM »

Did you at any point wonder how her day went? Ask. Did you get an idea for the next date and think "I wonder if she'd be interested in going here"? Ask. Funny joke or picture you felt like sharing? Share it. When I was dating I talked to them as much or as little as I felt like it. Whatever comes from that so be it because trying to manicure your interactions into perfection is what's stressful. I think you know what's verging into special fellow territory because you would ask here first. So rule of thumb, if it passes the special fellow test and you want to send it to a girl - just do it. Unless you're a creep you'll eventually find someone on the same wavelength as you but yeah, it's difficult.

Huff · « **Reply #10055 on:** October 23, 2016, 07:32:16 PM »

Just text her memes

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10056 on:** October 23, 2016, 07:49:55 PM »

Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on October 16, 2016, 08:49:17 PM

Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on October 15, 2016, 09:46:45 AM
.

Spent most of the afternoon banging this girl. Made her come enough times to where she couldn't go any longer and took a two hour nap; during that time I was watching Larry Sanders, which I recommend you all go watch if you haven't already.

She stopped by again for the afternoon. I've been very stressed out these past few days so I was able to take it out on her. This wasn't love making, this was pretty much me drilling and pounding her until I almost collapsed.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10057 on:** October 23, 2016, 08:33:04 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #10058 on:** October 23, 2016, 08:39:28 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 23, 2016, 08:33:04 PM

This isn't a sex thread

It would be if we were all doing it right.

tiesto · « **Reply #10059 on:** October 23, 2016, 11:01:01 PM »

Quote from: (((Mary Tyler Whore))) on October 23, 2016, 07:55:54 AM

I don't know, if a girl is interested, usually she will do what it takes to keep things moving. Two weekends of nothing, especially towards the beginning of knowing someone, pretty much means that it's over. In college I once dated a girl who was a full time student and had a full time job. We would meet at weird times like a Thursday during her lunch break or Saturday at 9 PM, she found the time because she was interested. "I forgot my meds" is a really shitty excuse.

You might find this interesting Pallando: http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/Sexual-partner-fertility-disability-World-Health-Organisation-IVF

Quote
But now in dramatic move the World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.

WHO says the change will give every individual “the right to reproduce”.

Imagine if they change the laws to where banging a hooker is legal to alleviate your disability.

I could only imagine if people had to get IEPs for this kinda stuff. Would make work much more interesting...

Atramental · « **Reply #10060 on:** October 24, 2016, 09:32:00 PM »

I just matched with my "type".

Dark hair, blue eyes, thin, kinda witchy looking.

I pray to whatever deity that can hear me that this works out.

chronovore · « **Reply #10061 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:09:05 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on October 24, 2016, 09:32:00 PM

I just matched with my "type".

Dark hair, blue eyes, thin, kinda witchy looking.

I pray to whatever deity that can hear me that this works out.

Practice being the real you with the ones you don't care about. Continue being you around the one you want. Not only is it critically important to be genuine with people, any chance at long-term relationship success will rely on both people knowing who the other person is.

Atramental · « **Reply #10062 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:11:29 PM »

She has a cat. Also, I have a picture of my cat on my profile as well.

Maybe that could be a good jumping off point...

"That's a pretty cat. What's its name?"

edit: "I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?"

"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"

"Show me some catnip."

edit: Please, help me. I have a problem.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10063 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:35:35 PM »

Be a little bit weird but not a perv.

Atramental · « **Reply #10064 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:37:20 PM »

It's hard to find that middle ground. Especially for me.

edit: "Let me guess... you swiped right for my cat? He is pretty handsome."

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10065 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:39:21 PM »

pussy/cat jokes are pedestrian.

Atramental · « **Reply #10066 on:** October 24, 2016, 10:40:06 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 24, 2016, 10:39:21 PM

pussy/cat jokes are pedestrian.

Quote from: Pallando on October 24, 2016, 10:37:20 PM

edit: "Let me guess... you swiped right for my cat? He is pretty handsome."

I dunno. I'm kinda feeling this one.

toku · « **Reply #10067 on:** October 24, 2016, 11:07:46 PM »

You're gonna be alright.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #10068 on:** October 25, 2016, 12:23:01 AM »

http://tinderhipsterswithcats-blog.tumblr.com/

Atramental · « **Reply #10069 on:** October 25, 2016, 12:30:04 AM »

Cats and dogs are basically cheat codes for online dating.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10070 on:** October 25, 2016, 12:56:57 AM »

I like the cat joke. No kink shaming tho, she might have really swiped for the cat. Bless up.

Atramental · « **Reply #10071 on:** October 25, 2016, 01:38:27 AM »

I found an Alt-Right unicorn brehs.

http://i.imgur.com/DJcPLqg.png?2
http://i.imgur.com/GoiwOyD.png?2

spoiler (click to show/hide)

So young. So misguided...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

*swipes right*

[close]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10072 on:** October 25, 2016, 02:37:42 AM »

Four years ago that girl was getting molested in 7th grade by her History / basketball coach. Make America great again indeed.

Atramental · « **Reply #10073 on:** October 25, 2016, 02:38:45 AM »

Whoa. Wait. What?!

toku · « **Reply #10074 on:** October 25, 2016, 02:40:02 AM »

she probably fake alt-right, probably okay with cucks

Atramental · « **Reply #10075 on:** October 25, 2016, 05:35:56 PM »

With some matches I decided to be "ballsy" and just straight up ask them out.

I wonder how successful this shall be.

Atramental · « **Reply #10076 on:** October 26, 2016, 01:50:53 AM »

Shot cosplay girl a short, friendly message on Tinder acknowledging that things fizzled out and asking her to give me brutally honest feedback on what I could've done better.

I'm hoping I get some sort of clarity/insight out of this, instead of just assuming things. That way I can vastly improve upon my other encounters.

Atramental · « **Reply #10077 on:** October 26, 2016, 02:00:12 AM »

Well. It's too late now.

edit: I'm really beginning to wonder if I'm a highly functioning autistic person. Because what seems like normal behavior to me is obviously not.

edit: I guess I can save myself from this embarrassment and just unmatch her. That should delete the message entirely.

edit: It's gone.

Atramental · « **Reply #10078 on:** October 26, 2016, 03:18:25 AM »

*high functioning

It's late and I'm rambling. Bigly.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10079 on:** October 26, 2016, 06:38:08 AM »

Bro it's dating not eBay

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1244939 times)