"yeah it's a sin but so is picking your nose, everyone's as much a sinner as anyone else and we're not supposed to judge each other so who tf cares"
Which is still a pretty fucked up view on things.
"Yeah just repent for who you are to avoid hell, meanwhile we will celebrate who other people are with elaborate ceremonies and praise!"
I mean, the only things the bible outright says are DO THIS / DON'T DO THIS are the 10 commandments, everything else is just a mixture of transcribed oral histories and speculation about why shit happened.
And none of them say shit about who, how, where, when or why you wet your whistle.
And the New Testament - which if you call yourself a
Christian is the part you're actually really
supposed to pay attention to, because its the direct words of someone you explicitly believe is the messiah so should hold more weight than any of the other people who make up the rest of the bible - is pretty easily summarised into "be excellent to each other".