The unironic posters in this thread remind me of a sleepover I had when I was 11. One of the guys started telling an erotic story with guitar accompaniment and all ten of us jerked off inside our sleeping bags silently without saying a word to each other or acknowledging it. I never hung out with those people ever again.
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