god I'm praying to god that Stinkles is nowhere near the halo 6 story. Can only imagine the final boss looking like trump/annoying orange.
Also Cortana probably fucked off because "she don't need no man"
Chief, the Covenant hacked my emails and they are stored on a server on a planet called Mosvow
Oh no, don't worry I will get them back for you Cortana
Thank you chief, they are stored in a city called Doghill
Watch out for admiral B. Handers of the UNSC, he's working for the Mosvowites, I'm sure of it