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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on October 23, 2006, 11:04:04 PM

Title: Clean a mattress?
Post by: whiteACID on October 23, 2006, 11:04:04 PM: What's the best way to clean a mattress?

of errr.liquid material?
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 23, 2006, 11:06:49 PM: deleted by user
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 23, 2006, 11:08:45 PM: I think clorox works.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:09:35 PM: Quote from: blackACID on October 23, 2006, 11:04:04 PM
What's the best way to clean a mattress?

of errr.liquid material?

You still wet the bed? :lol

You're going to have to clean it very throughly or the smell will just come back. Don't use bleach though; instead use some kind of dishwashing soap or something similar. Try not to soak the bed in water while you're cleaning it. Afterwards dry it off and let it sit. Maybe put some fans around it. When it's dry, sprinkle some baby powder on top, and then put a sheet on it.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 23, 2006, 11:12:04 PM: She squirts PD thats why she has to clean up the matress.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Vizzys on October 23, 2006, 11:14:48 PM: luminol
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:15:50 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on October 23, 2006, 11:12:04 PM
She squirts PD thats why she has to clean up the matress.

But isn't that just water or something? It's not cum and it's not urine, and it's certainly not blood. So it must be water
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: etiolate on October 23, 2006, 11:17:51 PM: not all water is 100% transparent.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:19:07 PM: Quote from: etiolate on October 23, 2006, 11:17:51 PM
not all water is 100% transparent.

Sort of like air in Los Angeles?
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 23, 2006, 11:25:42 PM: Ever taken a phantom dookie? Just cause you cant see it doesnt mean it isnt there.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:27:07 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on October 23, 2006, 11:25:42 PM
Ever taken a phantom dookie? Just cause you cant see it doesnt mean it isnt there.

Sort of like God? Well I believe you then
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: whiteACID on October 23, 2006, 11:39:24 PM: (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/113965737_366576753_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 23, 2006, 11:42:42 PM: deleted by user
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: etiolate on October 23, 2006, 11:43:12 PM: Jesus christ honey, you're a gusher!
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:44:21 PM: Quote from: blackACID on October 23, 2006, 11:39:24 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/113965737_366576753_0.jpg)
WTF DID YOU DO :S
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: etiolate on October 23, 2006, 11:47:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:44:21 PM
Quote from: blackACID on October 23, 2006, 11:39:24 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/113965737_366576753_0.jpg)
WTF DID YOU DO :S

I'm guessing a donkey show.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:49:59 PM: I don't know whether to pop a massive boner or spit up
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Vizzys on October 23, 2006, 11:51:03 PM: Flip it over.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 23, 2006, 11:51:40 PM: Quote from: Viz on October 23, 2006, 11:51:03 PM
Flip it over.
It'll smell.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 23, 2006, 11:52:13 PM: well it looks like i was right
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Vizzys on October 23, 2006, 11:55:15 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 23, 2006, 11:51:40 PM
Quote from: Viz on October 23, 2006, 11:51:03 PM
Flip it over.
It'll smell.
Depends on what it is. But yeah I was joking.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: brawndolicious on October 23, 2006, 11:56:48 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on October 23, 2006, 11:52:13 PM
well it looks like i was right
It does look like a phantom.

You need lots of clorox miss.(http://www.elitebastards.com/forum/images/smiles/rofl.gif)
Quote from: Viz on October 23, 2006, 11:55:15 PM
Depends on what it is. But yeah I was joking.
I don't know, it might smell good.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: whiteACID on October 23, 2006, 11:57:49 PM: (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/113952797_366530672_0.jpg)
This fucker knocked my coffee off of my nightstand.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2006, 11:59:55 PM: EDIT: WE'VE BEEN DUPED
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM: I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Vizzys on October 24, 2006, 12:14:59 AM: Wrong zombz, wrong.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 08:02:22 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM
I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

You were near a girl that squirts dark liquids? We're talking out of her vagina, right?
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2006, 08:09:16 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 08:02:22 PM
Quote from: ZomBz on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM
I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

You were near a girl that squirts dark liquids? We're talking out of her vagina, right?
She was obviously on the rag.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 08:13:08 PM: Yo I don't donate that much BLOOD every eight weeks. No... no.

Some girl did that AFTER I STUCK A CHAINSAW IN HER CUNT, is what probably happened.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 08:26:03 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on October 24, 2006, 12:01:45 AM
I know my stains and that does look like coffee/soda stain but it also looks like a squirt stain. I would know i had to get a new matress a few months back cause of one girl.

...
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2006, 08:40:56 PM: What happened on that mattress is the result of a man not jizzing in 18 years

What have you done PhoenixDark!
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Polari on October 24, 2006, 08:44:28 PM: This is actually a pretty good idea, seeing as you'll have a sheet covering the stain and it means you'll be able to wake up every morning to the smell of coffee.

ZomBz is like that one kid who tells everyone his dad is an astronaut and then you find out he's actually in prison rather than space.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 24, 2006, 08:45:09 PM: Quote from: Polari on October 24, 2006, 08:44:28 PM

ZomBz is like that one kid who tells everyone his dad is an astronaut and then you find out he's actually in prison rather than space.

:lol Because its true.
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 08:53:26 PM: Even I, of all people, am deeply disturbed by this revelation :(

Quote from: Polari on October 24, 2006, 08:44:28 PM
ZomBz is like that one kid who tells everyone his dad is an astronaut and then you find out he's actually in prison rather than space.
:lol
Title: Re: Clean a mattress?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 08:54:17 PM: I hate Polari but that thit was pretty fuckin' funny