Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1081728 times)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1500 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:37:26 PM »

I am going to offer classes how to make your own toilet paper and become rich

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1501 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:39:38 PM »

Today was the second worst day for the spread of the virus [7,300 new confirmed cases worldwide], behind only February 13th when China adjusted their reporting procedures.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1502 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:39:52 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2020, 09:25:50 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 11, 2020, 09:11:46 PM
Worried about mom, dad, grandma. Mom and dad work in medical field and are over 60. Grandma is over 80, extremely active and goes to a meeting or some function near daily. No way she could stay home for two weeks - she'd go stir crazy.

Yeah, feel kinda the same way. My parents are both 60-ish and my grandpa is 87 [also, he can't stand staying at home and is constantly going somewhere].

Yeah same, as I said earlier my dad has a pre existing lung condition. He should get a doctor‘s note for the forseeable future and stay at home. But he insists on going to work. $:-\$

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1503 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:42:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914166285008896?

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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1504 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:42:27 PM »

Given the state of the States, I wonder how many times off the true cases is compared to reported?
I wonder if the true count has reached 10k, 50k, 100k yet there.

bluemax · « **Reply #1505 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:42:43 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 11, 2020, 07:44:45 PM

Real talk: how many of you are going to panic and delete your porn hub cookies next time you get a cold?

This is why I browse Pornhub in incognito mode!

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1237914891698176000

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 11, 2020, 09:42:27 PM

Given the state of the States, I wonder how many times off the true cases is compared to reported?
I wonder if the true count has reached 10k, 50k, 100k yet there.

The Atlantic did a report last week showing how far off the numbers being given were from the numbers being recorded.

Set up VPN at work today and got told to be ready to take my work desktop home any day now. We have new hires starting soon so I have no idea how we will manage this if we can't come into the office.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1506 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:43:36 PM »

jesus christ schreier

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1507 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:43:48 PM »

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team filler · « **Reply #1508 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:45:41 PM »

the nba has fallen

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1509 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:46:52 PM »

EightBitNate · « **Reply #1510 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:47:14 PM »

Feels like shit is starting to hit the fan. Not fucking Tom Hanks :'(

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1511 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:48:34 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 11, 2020, 09:43:48 PM

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I was wrong. It‘s going to be Teepo who will advocate for invading China, not Occam.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1512 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:48:51 PM »

no nba on tnt

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1513 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:49:10 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on March 11, 2020, 09:47:14 PM

Feels like shit is starting to hit the fan. Not fucking Tom Hanks :'(

Tom and Rita sick, NBA season cancelled, travel ban with EU. Not great.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1514 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:49:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/TinfoilFitted/status/1237916430022123521

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1515 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:49:21 PM »

If our government can’t even protect Tom Hanks, do any of us have a chance?

james · « **Reply #1516 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:51:14 PM »

With everyone locked in at home you'd think sports ratings would be at record highs

benjipwns · « **Reply #1517 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:53:31 PM »

The ratings don't really matter to the teams they get the money regardless, the attendance does though.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1518 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:53:34 PM »

Banned for life lmao. Schreier is such a dumb jew

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1519 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:54:41 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 11, 2020, 09:49:11 PM

https://twitter.com/TinfoilFitted/status/1237916430022123521

Corona-Chan will take care of banning Gobert by herself.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1520 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:56:06 PM »

post corona-chan feet to cheer me up plz

shosta · « **Reply #1521 on:** March 11, 2020, 09:58:33 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #1522 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:10:19 PM »

One of our employees called in sick today and is quarantining himself. He's part time college kid that goes to UCI where they had one case and shut down the school. Hopefully he's ok. Would be pretty remote for him to have it from UCI, but there's always a chance it's been spreading there and he's got it and been spreading it at our office in the last week.

Might be doomed already. I've got a slight fever but that's mostly because I still got a wound in my mouth from my tooth extraction that isn't healed yet.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1523 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:16:22 PM »

Also, lol at banning some dude for life cause he touched microphones. It's funny, sure. But he could have picked up the virus from anywhere.

TAKE AWAY JORDAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP FOR PLAYING THE "FLU GAME"!!!

team filler · « **Reply #1524 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:28:20 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 11, 2020, 08:36:46 PM

A match made in heaven for 10 year olds.

Himu · « **Reply #1525 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:29:43 PM »

I keep seeing people still dismiss this and it makes me want to slap them.

Get well Bebpo.

team filler · « **Reply #1526 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Joe Biden on March 11, 2020, 10:32:51 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2020, 09:49:21 PM
If our government can’t even protect Tom Hanks, do any of us have a chance?

He was in Australia. Was their fault, Kangaroo Jack.

trashy did it

bluemax · « **Reply #1527 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:41:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/KellanOlson/status/1237920021549965312

benjipwns · « **Reply #1528 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:43:59 PM »

LETS GET THIS WARZONE GRIND ON

EchoRin · « **Reply #1529 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:44:04 PM »

US suspends flights from Europe for 30 days.

FACK! My black metal concert on April 10th :'(

Tripon · « **Reply #1530 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:48:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/Jebailey/status/1237897545625399308

team filler · « **Reply #1531 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:48:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/NicoleAuerbach/status/1237926201836142593

shosta · « **Reply #1532 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:52:37 PM »

hey, where did mollys frooty loops go? I think it's amazing there are so many Asians in Italy.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1533 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:53:36 PM »

F for The Mayor

headwalk · « **Reply #1534 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:54:36 PM »

papa nurgle always wins.

Tripon · « **Reply #1535 on:** March 11, 2020, 10:59:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1237934694278324224

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1536 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:02:52 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 11, 2020, 10:52:37 PM

hey, where did mollys frooty loops go? I think it's amazing there are so many Asians in Italy.

The deep state got him

EchoRin · « **Reply #1537 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:10:55 PM »

Quote from: EchoRin on March 11, 2020, 10:44:04 PM

US suspends flights from Europe for 30 days.

FACK! My black metal concert on April 10th :'(

But the tour starts in 2 days somewhere else in the States so it looks like I lucked out and the bands are likely on US soil already.

Sorry for getting mad at you Corona-chan

team filler · « **Reply #1538 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:11:41 PM »

toku · « **Reply #1539 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:16:30 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1540 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:17:44 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #1541 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:21:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/chuckabbott1/status/1237738144713314306

Tripon · « **Reply #1542 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:31:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1237860773897965568

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1543 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:31:56 PM »

I still don't know how alarmed to be about wuhan flu
Been profusely reading

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1544 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:38:08 PM »

tests done in canada and the states by total done seems to be not that far apart

Oblivion · « **Reply #1545 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:42:14 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 11, 2020, 11:31:56 PM

I still don't know how alarmed to be about wuhan flu
Been profusely reading

why are you calling it the "wuhan" flu?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1546 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:44:05 PM »

it's facetious since I also called it a flu

team filler · « **Reply #1547 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:44:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1237926439254663169

EchoRin · « **Reply #1548 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:45:26 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 11:44:42 PM

https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1237926439254663169

Sounds like he's about to be part of some sex orgy

team filler · « **Reply #1549 on:** March 11, 2020, 11:51:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/ThAlMeArCrEq/status/1237931360448372736

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #1550 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:01:47 AM »

I feel like Tom should get rights to the movie now.

Tripon · « **Reply #1551 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:02:44 AM »

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1237939658841034754

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1552 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:08:29 AM »

Celebrity coronabowl bets folks?
Coronapool.

Which celebs are totally getting it, and who is gonna bite it like the rest of the impoverished masses?

team filler · « **Reply #1553 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:17:27 AM »

Quote from: EchoRin on March 11, 2020, 11:45:26 PM

Quote from: filler on March 11, 2020, 11:44:42 PM
https://twitter.com/iAM_JoshJacobs/status/1237926439254663169

Sounds like he's about to be part of some sex orgy

Tripon · « **Reply #1554 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:17:38 AM »

https://twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1237940916893212674

Akala · « **Reply #1555 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:22:31 AM »

JFC worst timeline.

https://mobile.twitter.com/andoviews/status/1236985417276297216

team filler · « **Reply #1556 on:** March 12, 2020, 12:29:03 AM »

https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/1237948682818945025

team filler · « **Reply #1557 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:13:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/UNLVgirl/status/1237966163289632768

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #1558 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:17:45 AM »

Quote

Between 30 per cent and 70 per cent of Canadians could become infected with the new coronavirus that causes COVID-19, federal Health Minister Patty Hajdu said Wednesday, but that number will depend on the scope and scale of the response to combat transmission.

The COVID-19 outbreak is a “national emergency and crisis," Ms. Hajdu told the House of Commons health committee, but public health officials say they won’t prohibit mass gatherings until the virus spreads more widely.

If you want respect then you gotta improve that K/D ratio, Covid.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #1559 on:** March 12, 2020, 01:20:12 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 11, 2020, 10:59:43 PM

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1237934694278324224

Couldn't have they just made a new rule, that you must play with a distance of 1.5 meters from player to player?

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1081728 times)