Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/sarambsimon/status/1238975258838908929

[Kunai With Chain]

Just went to the supermarket.

Over 90% of these people wouldn't survive a real event that breaks the day to day supply chain.
They don't stock up items that could help them survive:
- Canned fruits
- Soup
- Bottled water
- Frozen meat
- Candles
- Salt
- Sugar etc.

Instead they buy mountains of toilet paper, 48 boxes of sprinkles and vegan cookies.
Also bad vibes towards me as I'm just casually browsing the shop as everyone else is running around in complete panic stuffing their carts with useless overpriced junk.

I told them the Chinese bio-weapon would come over soon enough, they didn't listen and now they all buy the wrong items. 

Now it's time for a shower to wash away all the germs these people might've carried instead of driving over to the next store to get the one sold out item. Survival 101 motherfuckers 

Have you checked the pet section? It's untouched. Should the apocalypse happen, while you people will be fighting over frozen peas and canned chilis, I'll be eating good thanks to Purina's finest dog chow.

[Madrun Badrun]

They locked down my Grandma's carehome in Saskatchewan already which is great.  My mom keeps thinking she needs to go into work.  My other uncle in B.C. who got cancer at xmas (the uncle that is doing good) has to do chemo every day for the next 39 days. 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/JulieZauzmer/status/1239202486147219456

[james]

THE LAST SHIP

https://mobile.twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1239223352214065152

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/JamesAALongman/status/1239153242279460864

[Nintex]

All Dutch schools, coffeeshops, pubs etc closed
Keep a 1,5 meter distance

Borders and airspace likely to be closed

Lines for the coffeeshops
https://twitter.com/KoenWeijland/status/1239236432591454209
https://twitter.com/adrianus1335/status/1239234555619479552

[jorma]

Sweden has adopted a policy of not closing anything until further notice, including borders.

Asks people to refrain from non necessary travel and to wash their hands with soap and water.

They gave up on stopping the virus and are just trying to slow it down in order to not swamp the hospitals.

[VomKriege]

Rumor of a much stronger lockdown to come soon in France
French Twitter is lighting with photos of markets crowded and a lot of people sunbathing in parks and by the canals.

I have work planned for the upcoming weeks and would take a nasty hit if that was suddenly canceled.

[Leadbelly]

while i'll preface this with the usual boris is a knob and the tories are all alsatian fucking bumboys sentiment,  the UK's plan seems to be based on what people will actually do, rather than what you want them to do. something non-specialist health scientists wouldn't necessarily factor in.

i watched them present it and was clearly something that has been locked in a "break in case of pandemic" glass case for a while and i don't think any standing politician from any party would've had the bollocks to say no to it on the pretense that they know better.

This UK plan is penny wise but pound foolish.

The NHS is just going to be absolutely ate up with corona within 3 weeks with no end in sight.

Yeah, the crisis may end sooner, but you’ll have hundreds of thousands of deaths because of it.

I don't know. What should be made clear though is that the scientific advisors never said certain measures shouldn't be put in place, only that he believed it was the right decision at the moment. Their strategy isn't actually to disregard using such methods, it is to do it at the right time when they will be most effective. His fear being that people will start returning to normal behaviour right when the virus is at its peak. The peak is still months away. They argued it could make things worse. You can't lock everything down for the entire year. And you can't expect people to lock themselves away for the entire year. And it is not economically viable for one.

[Ghoul]

As expected shopping was a nightmare, pasta, rice, flour, meat and veg very sold out.

[Leadbelly]

Epidemiologists believe that this could be a new seasonal virus. In other words, it may not be going away at all. It might be with us for years to come. This may be why some are advising about needing some herd immunity.

[Don Rumata]

Just went to the supermarket.

Over 90% of these people wouldn't survive a real event that breaks the day to day supply chain.
They don't stock up items that could help them survive:
- Canned fruits
- Soup
- Bottled water
- Frozen meat
- Candles
- Salt
- Sugar etc.

Instead they buy mountains of toilet paper, 48 boxes of sprinkles and vegan cookies.
Also bad vibes towards me as I'm just casually browsing the shop as everyone else is running around in complete panic stuffing their carts with useless overpriced junk.

I told them the Chinese bio-weapon would come over soon enough, they didn't listen and now they all buy the wrong items. 

Now it's time for a shower to wash away all the germs these people might've carried instead of driving over to the next store to get the one sold out item. Survival 101 motherfuckers 

You dummy, people are actually buying the RIGHT items.
This isn't an apocalyptic bio terrorist attack, there is no major disruption of basic services, people are being asked to stay home 2 weeks and watch Netflix all day.
The only candles you'll need is the ones you'll want to stick up your ass, if your partner and you are so inclined.
You need munchies to eat like a pig while you watch Castelvania, and toilet paper to clean your ass of the (inevitable) diarrhea it'll give you.. plus for any wanking those who're confined alone are planning.

What the fuck are you buying MREs that last 20 years for, when you're home for 20 days at most? 

Epidemiologists believe that this could be a new seasonal virus. In other words, it may not be going away at all. It might be with us for years to come. This may be why some are advising about needing some herd immunity.

We'll likely have a working vaccine a year or two from now. 

[bluemax]

How can you say 20 days at most when the China lockdown was 50 days?

Took my dog for her morning walk and passed a nearby nursing home, they had a bunch of signs on the door with info about Covid-19 and one saying that visitors have been banned until further notice.

Then passed the local 7th Day Adventist church and it was business as usual there. Considered walking over to see if the Catholic church was the same.

[Don Rumata]

How can you say 20 days at most when the China lockdown was 50 days?

Took my dog for her morning walk and passed a nearby nursing home, they had a bunch of signs on the door with info about Covid-19 and one saying that visitors have been banned until further notice.

Then passed the local 7th Day Adventist church and it was business as usual there. Considered walking over to see if the Catholic church was the same.

Because China is particularly draconian with its approach.
People are still allowed to walk their dogs here, for example, and go shopping for food (or even cigarettes).

I'm not saying in 20 days things will revert back to normal, but clearly they don't plan to keep the quarantine up until the virus is completely gone, because you can't stop a country for 12+ months.
Again, best estimate for a working vaccine was, like, 18 months.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's going to be more than 20 days.  I'm expecting a lockdown for a few months.  It's going to be really hard to stop a lock down after its show that works for stopping the spread and saves lives.

[shosta]

A man dressed in a hazmat suit entered a Walmart on Saturday night and began spraying items with an unknown liquid substance, Las Vegas police said.

This happened two minutes away from me, RIP guys

[Clockwork5]

Well my restaurant just shut down.


It’s for the best but my bank account is gonna be quite upset about this.

[bluemax]

https://twitter.com/JeremyKlemin/status/1239218272521859073

[OnlyRegret]

You dummy, people are actually buying the RIGHT items.
This isn't an apocalyptic bio terrorist attack, there is no major disruption of basic services, people are being asked to stay home 2 weeks and watch Netflix all day.
The only candles you'll need is the ones you'll want to stick up your ass, if your partner and you are so inclined.
You need munchies to eat like a pig while you watch Castelvania, and toilet paper to clean your ass of the (inevitable) diarrhea it'll give you.. plus for any wanking those who're confined alone are planning.

What the fuck are you buying MREs that last 20 years for, when you're home for 20 days at most? 

I don't understand. Nintex is cordoning himself from society for years and you are opposed

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/JeremyKlemin/status/1239218272521859073

actual statement here:
https://www.ntnu.edu/corona/students-abroad

[Clockwork5]

Italy: 3590 new cases
         368 more deaths
https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/coronavirus-spain-death-toll-doubles-in-a-day-as-288-victims-now-confirmed-11957987

Edit: switched link to a report in English.

[BisMarckie]

I broke isolation today to get something and I saw a Museums of Yugoslavia book while I was out. This is one of the Bire signs of health and wellness. Everything is going to be ok guys 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Mash-Alija

[VomKriege]

More rumors of an escalation of the lockdown in France by mid next week at the latest. Also, as I said earlier, the hospitals in the East (Alsace notably) are signalling they are coming up to saturation. At the current rate things will get nasty a few days from now.

[Don Rumata]

You dummy, people are actually buying the RIGHT items.
This isn't an apocalyptic bio terrorist attack, there is no major disruption of basic services, people are being asked to stay home 2 weeks and watch Netflix all day.
The only candles you'll need is the ones you'll want to stick up your ass, if your partner and you are so inclined.
You need munchies to eat like a pig while you watch Castelvania, and toilet paper to clean your ass of the (inevitable) diarrhea it'll give you.. plus for any wanking those who're confined alone are planning.

What the fuck are you buying MREs that last 20 years for, when you're home for 20 days at most? 

I don't understand. Nintex is cordoning himself from society for years and you are opposed

"cordoning himself from society" means more of his presence on the internet. 

[OnlyRegret]

Now, now, you never now what the series of tubes of the internet can carry. He should be extra cautious.

[Don Rumata]

It's going to be more than 20 days.  I'm expecting a lockdown for a few months.  It's going to be really hard to stop a lock down after its show that works for stopping the spread and saves lives.

They'll have to ease off after the 20 days, not because the threat will be gone, but because people can't afford to just sit on their asses forever.
Especially those in the not insignificant (at least here) portion working in restaurants, clubs, bars and such.
Besides, people are gonna get tired of singing from their windows real quick, and start to break the quarantine anyway, so you can't just say "nvm, lol, do another 2 months!".

As i said i think they'll ease up on it, it won't go back to normal on April 3rd, but i don't think they'll just keep extending it indefinitely.

Also, isn't China (at least outside of Hubei) also easing up on things already?

I guess you have to strike a balance between not killing all your old folks, and not disintegrating your already shitty economy.

[BisMarckie]

If Corona-Chan can‘t be reasoned with, I at least have to defend myself from the Assad curse.

[Dickie Dee]

Repost

[Don Rumata]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1255406/USA-coronavirus-latest-updates-Germany-vaccine-patent-Trump-stealing

According to German broadsheet Die Welt, Trump is looking to have an exclusive licence rolled out in the United States. Berlin is reportedly looking to make its own offers to biotech firm CureVac, based in Thuringia state, but with offices in Frankfurt and Boston. A source close to the German government said under Trump’s plans, a vaccine would be “only for the United States”.

 

[OnlyRegret]

What the fuck is going on with the cons and the doom mentality.

https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1238471135332913153

reposting the stuff from billy boy

https://twitter.com/nlawson7/status/1238587351510777857

[BisMarckie]

Bill Mitchell certainly took a turn after his Donkey Kong records got wiped.

[OnlyRegret]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1255406/USA-coronavirus-latest-updates-Germany-vaccine-patent-Trump-stealing

According to German broadsheet Die Welt, Trump is looking to have an exclusive licence rolled out in the United States. Berlin is reportedly looking to make its own offers to biotech firm CureVac, based in Thuringia state, but with offices in Frankfurt and Boston. A source close to the German government said under Trump’s plans, a vaccine would be “only for the United States”.

 

smh, first Microsoft moneyhatting timed exclusive games and now the States follows suit with moneyhatted timed exclusive medicine

[OnlyRegret]

please bill I want to live

[Tripon]

please bill I want to live

I'm pretty sure it says she wants to love until she's 90. Not live.

[VomKriege]

Fox anchor who dismissed coronavirus fears as plot to impeach Trump is removed from her prime-time slot

https://reddit.app.link/jrgvws2LS4

[MMaRsu]

When all the coffeeshops are forced to close down for three weeks

 

[Don Rumata]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1255406/USA-coronavirus-latest-updates-Germany-vaccine-patent-Trump-stealing

According to German broadsheet Die Welt, Trump is looking to have an exclusive licence rolled out in the United States. Berlin is reportedly looking to make its own offers to biotech firm CureVac, based in Thuringia state, but with offices in Frankfurt and Boston. A source close to the German government said under Trump’s plans, a vaccine would be “only for the United States”.

 

smh, first Microsoft moneyhatting timed exclusive games and now the States follows suit with moneyhatted timed exclusive medicine

Devil's Advocate: Last time Americans poached German scientists, they put a man on the Moon. 

[Nintex]

When are we sending supreme leader Xi Jinping a bill for this bullshit?

The 'conspiracy theorists' called this months ago. China will not clamp down soon enough so the virus deliberately escapes and spreads worldwide.
Once they clamp down it will be fast and hard, a full lock down until they introduce a vaccine that fixes it while the rest of the world reels from this shit.

[shosta]

[Nintex]

Don't call it the Wuhan virus. that's racist!!! 

Or maybe don't call it that because the Chinacoms have a Bio-lab in fucking Wuhan lmao.

[OnlyRegret]

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1255406/USA-coronavirus-latest-updates-Germany-vaccine-patent-Trump-stealing

According to German broadsheet Die Welt, Trump is looking to have an exclusive licence rolled out in the United States. Berlin is reportedly looking to make its own offers to biotech firm CureVac, based in Thuringia state, but with offices in Frankfurt and Boston. A source close to the German government said under Trump’s plans, a vaccine would be “only for the United States”.

 

smh, first Microsoft moneyhatting timed exclusive games and now the States follows suit with moneyhatted timed exclusive medicine

Devil's Advocate: Last time Americans poached German scientists, they put a man on the Moon. 

Gonna send Corona to the moon and make the Chinese pay for it

[BisMarckie]

Have we verified if people affected had liked an anti-Assad article or said something against Bashar on facebook ?

[OnlyRegret]

tom update

https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1239098302294970368

[BisMarckie]

Having to eat Vegemite is a fate worse than death.

[VomKriege]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-reacts-to-prime-ministers-strategy-to-slow-spread-of-disease/news-story/cdea93f66e5ac7a5a783de21973d872d

“People are naturally anxious about the issues of schools,” he said, encouraging a policy of “social distancing” amongst children where they stay 1.5 metres apart from each other at school.

He also said the mass closure of schools could make the “coronavirus situation worse, not better”

 

[Nintex]

It's called 'boiling the frog'.

If you go from: "Everything's fine" to "COMPLETE LOCKDOWN" people panic.

So you start with:
- No kissing/hand shaking

Followed by:
- No large social gatherings

Followed by:
- No small social gatherings
- Work from home
- Limit social contacts

Followed by:
- Stay inside unless you need to go out to buy groceries
- Close borders
- Close schools

Followed by:
- STAY INDOORS SO WE CAN WELD YOUR DOOR SHUT AND COLLECT YOUR BODY IN 2 WEEKS

[BisMarckie]

We should boil the Dutch. Maybe that helps with a vaccine.
Two birds with one stone.

[VomKriege]

French number for today : +31 deaths (120 total), +900 cases (total 5400). New case numbers is okayish... Number of new deaths is alarming.

Experts will be consulted regarding post phoning the election Tuesday.
 

So basically the government put us on lockdown, lecturing citizens for their lack of discipline, but told us to go vote... For most probably nothing.

[Don Rumata]

https://it.aleteia.org/2020/03/12/coronavirus-bergamo-chiesa-trasformata-cimitero-40-bare-attesa-cremazione/
Morgues in Bergamo are full, so they put 40 coffins in a church, waiting for cremation.

That's some Herzog's Nosferatu shit.

[Nintex]

When this is over and we survive we should move all our production from China back to Europe, Japan and the US to quickly revive our economies and watch them kick out Supreme Leader Xi.

[BisMarckie]

Deep fry the dutch, beat them with their own weapons.

[Tripon]

If Nintex is serious, not even China would intentionally release a bio weapon that would fucked them first instead of their 'enemy', who would what in this case? Other Asian countries they heavily trade with, other European countries they heavily trade with, South American countries they heavily trade with, or with North American countries they heavily trade with?

[james]

Mom is boarding the first of her three flights today

The middle one is 12.5 hours long

 

[Don Rumata]

When this is over and we survive we should move all our production from China back to Europe, Japan and the US to quickly revive our economies and watch them kick out Supreme Leader Xi.

But i don't want to make iPhones for 10 cents an hour. 

[BisMarckie]

Shout out to my boy filler for liking my post even though it was buried at the bottom of the page.

[team filler]

the chicoms 

[BisMarckie]

When this is over and we survive we should move all our production from China back to Europe, Japan and the US to quickly revive our economies and watch them kick out Supreme Leader Xi.

But i don't want to make iPhones for 10 cents an hour. 

Hope you like working in the FIAT BMW plant in Torino.   

[Nintex]

If Nintex is serious, not even China would intentionally release a bio weapon that would fucked them first instead of their 'enemy', who would what in this case? Other Asian countries they heavily trade with, other European countries they heavily trade with, South American countries they heavily trade with, or with North American countries they heavily trade with?

Maybe it accidentally got released early and this was plan B. Who knows.
We do know they silenced their whistle blowers, said everything was fine and they let the infection spread.

Not to mention their propaganda arms are in recent days touting how much they've already recovered:
https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1237453734264950790

They now have the gall to pin this shit on the US for sending some 'infected' soldiers to Wuhan. That's now the official story from the CCP.

In before Mandarks' but Yurop and Orange man also bad at government 

[BisMarckie]

The job of peddling conspiracy theories on this forum is already taken Nintex.