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« Reply #5760 on: April 07, 2020, 01:21:05 PM »
City of Paris to only authorize the "running" exemption between 7pm and 10am.

International travelers will require a certificate to enter and travel France.
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« Reply #5761 on: April 07, 2020, 01:35:52 PM »
France broke the 10k deaths ceiling  :doge
Probably because of a large backlog entry for deaths in retirement homes. Those are probably going to add up every day for a week.
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« Reply #5763 on: April 07, 2020, 01:46:46 PM »
607 dead in French hospitals last day, it would seem that's the plateau. Total : 7091.
820 more deaths attributed to COVID in long term care homes, for a total of 3237.

Positive cases : over 3,7k + possibly 7k in long term care homes, all added today. Edit : Oh we also went over 100k positive cases tested.

Still a lot of people having to go ICU but the net increase of ICU beds being occupied is at +59 and that has been steadily decreasing since April 1st. Same for the people checking in at the hospital.
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« Reply #5764 on: April 07, 2020, 01:48:30 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk

'Boris Johnson is said to be in 'good spirits' as daily hospital deaths in the UK rise to 786'

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someone take a screengrab before they take it down.

The daily deaths here always has a lag on Monday, not surprised it rockets up again over next couple days as it takes until midweek to disclose the weekend deaths...


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« Reply #5765 on: April 07, 2020, 01:51:53 PM »
Oh boy a new press conference

- Government is going to invest heavily in an app which signals if you've been in contact with someone who has the virus (uuuuhhh....)

- Testing will have to become more common (k thanks)

- The government will decide in the week prior to April 28th if the intelligent lockdown will remain in effect (cool)

- After April 28th, we will 'slowly' return to normal if possible but people shouldn't expect that to go quickly (police state? government likes this!)

- No new decisions, please stay at home during Easter

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« Reply #5766 on: April 07, 2020, 01:54:04 PM »
Another bit of info for French deaths : over 82% of people dying at the hospital are 70+. And that's without the long term care homes...
I think the WHO said 95% of deaths in Europe were 70 or 60 years old or more.
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« Reply #5767 on: April 07, 2020, 02:13:18 PM »
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I could just go out and race with the Ferrari's and go hunt some elk for my queens.

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« Reply #5768 on: April 07, 2020, 02:37:39 PM »
5,8m employees in France are in partial unemployment (furloughed with 84% of their gross pay), 1 out of 4.
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« Reply #5770 on: April 07, 2020, 03:12:02 PM »
I wonder if some countries are going to have to dig mass graves, once this hits the peak.  :-\
That shit happened for the Spanish Flu, no?

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« Reply #5774 on: April 07, 2020, 04:11:04 PM »
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-ontario-quebec-covid-19-1.5524056

Why B.C. is flattening the COVID-19 curve while numbers in central Canada surge

Probably similar to why Washington state is doing the same thing more so than other states. The citizens are taking it serious and actually staying the fuck home.
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« Reply #5775 on: April 07, 2020, 04:29:22 PM »
steakum trying to tell beefbrained ghouls to quit chugging the brain pills is the good shit, thanks onlyregret :dead
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« Reply #5776 on: April 07, 2020, 04:40:57 PM »

Yeah that had to be a a real :stahp moment when the deaths went down for a couple of days and they thought dang maybe we're doing this after all only for it to go higher than ever the next day :goty

It's shaping up to be the worst day yet by far and there is plenty of day left to go  :(

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« Reply #5778 on: April 07, 2020, 04:52:16 PM »
Calls to US helpline jump 891%, as White House is warned of mental health crisis ABC News

Can't wait to hear the very sensible and supportive comments President of the United States Donald J. Trump will have for that.

In fairness no country is probably ready to take on that.
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« Reply #5780 on: April 07, 2020, 05:09:34 PM »
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The team also found that antibody levels rose with age, with people in the 60-85 age group displaying more than three times the amount of antibodies as people in the 15-39 age group.

The more serious the infection the greater the antibody response and persistence?

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« Reply #5781 on: April 07, 2020, 05:12:56 PM »
The more serious the infection the greater the antibody response and persistence?
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All of the patients had recently recovered from mild symptoms of the disease and most of those with low antibody levels were young. The researchers excluded patients who had been admitted to intensive care units because many of them already had antibodies from donated blood plasma.
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« Reply #5783 on: April 07, 2020, 05:49:57 PM »
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When the most common sense take is coming from what appears to be a steakhouse, you know your country is fucked.
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« Reply #5784 on: April 07, 2020, 05:50:46 PM »
they're frozen meat strips for making philly cheese sandwiches
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« Reply #5785 on: April 07, 2020, 05:52:15 PM »
they're frozen meat strips for making philly cheese sandwiches
So not even a steakhouse then...
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« Reply #5786 on: April 07, 2020, 06:22:07 PM »
"friendly reminder in times of uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data."

Posted on Twitter... a platform largely used to post tweets that are links to stories nobody reads, instead people just end up reading the "hot take" on the story in the tweet itself.  lol
Well yeah... that’s exactly the kind of place where you would want to reinforce the idea that a random hot take is not something you should blindly accept, share and parrot. I know desperately shying away from critical introspection is the purple way but now is not the time. 

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« Reply #5787 on: April 07, 2020, 06:31:59 PM »
US at 1900 dead today.  Bad day for Canada too at 54, CBC already has 22 more in Ontario for tomorrows numbers.  I was really hoping we'd see a bit more stability due to the lockdown measures by now. 

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« Reply #5788 on: April 07, 2020, 06:49:15 PM »
If Boris dies, his legacy as shortest serving PM in the history of the UK will be the Brexit disaster, fucking up the coronavirus response, and then dying of said disease
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« Reply #5789 on: April 07, 2020, 06:58:44 PM »
US at 1900 dead today.  Bad day for Canada too at 54
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« Reply #5790 on: April 07, 2020, 07:09:23 PM »
You degenerates are not the friendliest trade partners. 

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« Reply #5791 on: April 07, 2020, 07:16:50 PM »

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« Reply #5792 on: April 07, 2020, 07:19:34 PM »
https://gothamist.com/news/surge-number-new-yorkers-dying-home-officials-suspect-undercount-covid-19-related-deaths

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But another 200 city residents are now dying at home each day, compared to 20 to 25 such deaths before the pandemic, said Aja Worthy-Davis, a spokeswoman for the medical examiner’s office. And an untold number of them are unconfirmed.

Even once all is said and done, gonna be bad surprises waiting for people all over.

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« Reply #5793 on: April 07, 2020, 07:26:28 PM »
US at 1900 dead today.  Bad day for Canada too at 54, CBC already has 22 more in Ontario for tomorrows numbers.  I was really hoping we'd see a bit more stability due to the lockdown measures by now.

Well in the US, we went from doubling of cases/deaths happening every 3 days to a week so that is an improvement. It's too early to tell how much different measures like voluntary social distancing, mandatory lockdowns, masks, and increased testing affect the rate of growth. Therefore, we can't really know yet how much we can return to normal before the vaccine is available.

I think the two important things to keep in mind is that the rate of infection is still accelerating, despite all the new measures, and that the mortality rate also appears to be increasing. Although mortality might just look like it is increasing because we don't have enough testing capacity to confirm every mild case. So it's possible that the numbers show 30k confirmed new cases a day but the actual number might be around 100k new cases, in which case the mortality rate would actually be staying steady at around 1-2% rather than the 5% that the numbers seem to be showing right now.

Note it seems the US only has a capacity of like 100k tests per day:
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/07/coronavirus-testing-173607

So unless we massively reduce/level off the number of new cases/day, it doesn't seem like our testing capacity will ever catch up.

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« Reply #5797 on: April 07, 2020, 07:41:58 PM »
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« Reply #5798 on: April 07, 2020, 08:14:08 PM »
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When the most common sense take is coming from what appears to be a steakhouse, you know your country is fucked.

They're a steakhouse? I thought they just put out frozen meat stuff.
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« Reply #5801 on: April 07, 2020, 08:30:06 PM »
Our PM had a major gaffe today in his press conference.  Such a clown!  Really makes you wish you lived in the U.S.

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« Reply #5802 on: April 07, 2020, 08:36:50 PM »
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« Reply #5803 on: April 07, 2020, 08:57:56 PM »
I could go for a spicy tuna roll right now, tell you what.  :aah
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« Reply #5804 on: April 07, 2020, 09:11:14 PM »
I could go for a spicy tuna roll right now, tell you what.  :aah

I'm sure eating raw/marinated food is fine, but I have avoided Sushi, Poke, or any raw preparation since early March. And I miss it so much.

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« Reply #5805 on: April 07, 2020, 09:34:54 PM »
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« Reply #5808 on: April 07, 2020, 09:37:55 PM »
fauci saying americans need to stop shaking hands, forever :lol agree
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« Reply #5809 on: April 07, 2020, 09:43:34 PM »
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« Reply #5810 on: April 07, 2020, 09:55:07 PM »
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When the most common sense take is coming from what appears to be a steakhouse, you know your country is fucked.

It's not a steakhouse, it's a line of frozen steak sandwiches.
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« Reply #5812 on: April 07, 2020, 10:20:29 PM »
receiving oxygen is pretty different from a ventilator. 

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« Reply #5814 on: April 07, 2020, 10:35:33 PM »
What's At Steak, Brought to You By Steak-umm™

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When the most common sense take is coming from what appears to be a steakhouse, you know your country is fucked.

It's not a steakhouse, it's a line of frozen steak sandwiches.
That just makes it even worse. A company that flogs frozen steak sandwiches speaks more common sense than the government.
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« Reply #5815 on: April 07, 2020, 10:45:28 PM »

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« Reply #5816 on: April 07, 2020, 10:48:38 PM »
https://twitter.com/DavidZahniser/status/1247696595153334272
https://twitter.com/DavidZahniser/status/1247693274904588290
https://twitter.com/DavidZahniser/status/1247693274904588290

They're also basically begging people to not go to the store this week. I'm pretty good on supplies and I've been eating less anyhow, so the only thing I'll need soon is milk, but I can make it until Sunday.
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« Reply #5817 on: April 07, 2020, 11:14:31 PM »
receiving oxygen is pretty different from a ventilator.

Yep, just the little thing in your nose.
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« Reply #5818 on: April 07, 2020, 11:25:28 PM »
"friendly reminder in times of uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data."

Posted on Twitter... a platform largely used to post tweets that are links to stories nobody reads, instead people just end up reading the "hot take" on the story in the tweet itself.  lol
Well yeah... that’s exactly the kind of place where you would want to reinforce the idea that a random hot take is not something you should blindly accept, share and parrot. I know desperately shying away from critical introspection is the purple way but now is not the time.

Not criticizing the statement;  just funny since 99% of info you see posted now is a tweet.   People barely bother to link to actual articles, pull quotes from articles anymore.. just choose someone's hot take tweet as a way to link to an article.

Because it's faster than reading a click-bait article generally.

*someone reads the article, summarizes*
*Thousands of retweets about the summary over reading an article that loads 50+ ad networks and probably buries the lede thousands of paragraphs deep*

Plus, Twitter is technically a microblog, so essentially that's what they're doing.

I could go for a spicy tuna roll right now, tell you what.  :aah

No lie: I fucking miss sushi and burgers. They're doing take-out only, so it's possible to do so, but that means traveling into town as they don't deliver 25+ miles away.

While technically I can do both of them, it's not the same. (Plus my rolls always come out as a complete mess and not as "pretty"/uniform as the place I go to.)
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