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« Reply #11340 on: August 06, 2020, 07:08:01 AM »
What's going to happen at Christmas guys

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« Reply #11341 on: August 06, 2020, 08:07:21 AM »
What's going to happen at Christmas guys
Hopefully a Nintendo Direct
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« Reply #11342 on: August 06, 2020, 09:25:57 AM »
https://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/blood-donor-seroprevalence-study-2-23-of-quebec-adults-contracted-covid-19-859882155.html
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A blood donor seroprevalence study, conducted by Héma-Québec in collaboration with the Institut national de santé publique (INSPQ), reveals that 2.23% of blood donors were infected with the COVID-19 virus.
After removing some recent deaths, I get an IFR of ~2.8% for Quebec. This high number makes sense as long term care homes seem to have been disproportionately hit. Over 70% of COVID-19 deaths were in ong-term care homes.

edit: this is using official deaths, so no excess (natural) deaths counted.

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« Reply #11343 on: August 06, 2020, 09:40:33 AM »
You may have seen the photo of hundreds of children crowded in a narrow hallways without maks but let me put it in context.

The context is that it only happens 7 times a day.

Thank you.

i love it when people/organizations release a 'clarification' letter which provides 'context' that just simply reinforces the original claim that needed the clarification letter  in the first place  :brain
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« Reply #11344 on: August 06, 2020, 09:52:14 AM »
no no no you are missing the point... :derp


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« Reply #11348 on: August 06, 2020, 12:54:39 PM »
translation: bill gates wants to kill off fattys :success
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« Reply #11349 on: August 06, 2020, 12:56:42 PM »
« Last Edit: August 06, 2020, 01:47:51 PM by james »
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« Reply #11350 on: August 06, 2020, 01:17:00 PM »

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« Reply #11351 on: August 06, 2020, 01:35:11 PM »
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County health officials in California say they have no idea whether their Covid-19 cases are rising or falling due to an ongoing state data glitch, making it all but impossible to determine whether they’re making headway in controlling the pandemic.

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« Reply #11352 on: August 06, 2020, 01:37:26 PM »
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« Reply #11354 on: August 06, 2020, 01:48:13 PM »
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County health officials in California say they have no idea whether their Covid-19 cases are rising or falling due to an ongoing state data glitch, making it all but impossible to determine whether they’re making headway in controlling the pandemic.

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« Reply #11355 on: August 06, 2020, 02:11:17 PM »


Looks like I'm going to have to return these. :beli
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« Reply #11356 on: August 06, 2020, 02:21:04 PM »
California is a one-party state with term limits so we get party lifers shuffled around elected offices without regard for their ability to perform those duties.

Also liberals have to answer to business interests just like everybody else does.


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« Reply #11358 on: August 06, 2020, 03:53:56 PM »
Read a news story about that crank.

https://www.niagarafallsreview.ca/news/crime/2020/08/04/scraping-arrows-off-shoppers-drug-mart-floor-leads-to-criminal-charge-against-niagara-falls-man.html

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Reached Tuesday morning, Ligetfalvy said he was prompted to take action after a recent visit to the store shortly after the birth of his son in April. It was then he felt the “psychology of fear” gripping everyone as the COVID-19 pandemic enters its fifth month.

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“I’m tired of having to go to a store — which used to be a type of therapy — and now it’s a type of trauma.”

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Scraping them off, he said, is “not really vandalism, it’s unvandalism.”

“The corporate world vandalized our psychologies and we need to push back.”

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Shortly after leaving the store, Legitfalvy said he was approached by police on Victoria Avenue and told to lie on the ground, where he was handcuffed.

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« Reply #11359 on: August 06, 2020, 04:05:06 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-incorrect-use-cleaning-products-cdc-survey

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In trying to prevent the transmission of the novel coronavirus, more than a third of U.S. adults are putting their health at risk by using cleaning products incorrectly, according to a recent report.

The report in JAMA stated a survey by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) revealed that 39% of adults in the U.S. reported using cleaning products and disinfectants in potentially dangerous ways while intending to limit exposure to the deadly virus.

“Drinking or gargling diluted bleach solutions, soapy water, and other cleaning and disinfectant solutions" was one of the dangerous practices the authors of the survey reported.

The survey also found that 19% of respondents applied bleach to food items, such as fruits and vegetables, while 18% used household cleaning and disinfectant products on their hands or skin. Some 10% reported misting their body with a cleaning or disinfectant spray, while 6% said they inhaled vapors from household cleaners or disinfectants.

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« Reply #11360 on: August 06, 2020, 04:17:25 PM »
now where would they get the idea to drink bleach
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« Reply #11361 on: August 06, 2020, 04:21:53 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard
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« Reply #11362 on: August 06, 2020, 04:45:37 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard

You're not supposed to clean fruits and vegetables with bleach or soap, just use water.
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« Reply #11363 on: August 06, 2020, 05:08:10 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard

You're not supposed to clean fruits and vegetables with bleach or soap, just use water.

Lol ok white boy I'm sure ameobas are terrified of water.

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I soak nearly everything in Clorox water - cheap, fast (only 3-4 minutes) you don't use much, and it works. I've never had berries turn to mush. I soak briefly in Clorox water and rinse in vinegar water to distinguished mentally-challenged fellow any mold. They last for a week or two.

Trust a spray from Walmart? ROTGL

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I use Microdyn to soak things like blueberries, grapes, and strawberries. This supposedly gets rid of harmful bacteria. I add a few drops of bleach to maybe kill amoebas. Things like papaya, apples, oranges, tomatoes, and avocados I scrub with detergent and a brush on my doctors orders. I don't go near raspberries and blackberries

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]We disinfect everything raw.  A few drops of bleach in a pan of water does the trick.  We soak for 10 minutes then stir the fruit/veggies and soak for 10 more minutes then rinse in a strainer with water]

https://www.chapala.com/webboard/index.php?/topic/77711-disinfecting-fruits-and-vegetables/

But sure, listen to the CDC, the same people who spent months telling you not to use a mask
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« Reply #11364 on: August 06, 2020, 05:08:47 PM »
Um using bleach to kill the ameobas on fruit is pretty standard

You're not supposed to clean fruits and vegetables with bleach or soap, just use water.

now now, there's no reason to lie to poor james. let him keep dumping bleach all over his food, for his health.
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« Reply #11365 on: August 06, 2020, 05:13:08 PM »
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We disinfect everything raw.  A few drops of bleach in a pan of water does the trick.  We soak for 10 minutes then stir the fruit/veggies and soak for 10 more minutes then rinse in a strainer with water

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« Reply #11366 on: August 06, 2020, 05:23:46 PM »
Now I understand why all you white people have diarrhea all the time.

Who taught you that water kills bacteria

 :doge 
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« Reply #11367 on: August 06, 2020, 05:39:51 PM »
https://twitter.com/CGouef/status/1291404817437306881
Not gonna lie, Cindi Lauper singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in the background gives this video a vibe I wasn’t expecting.

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« Reply #11368 on: August 06, 2020, 06:10:01 PM »
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“The corporate world vandalized our psychologies and we need to push back.”

Where's the lie, tho?
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« Reply #11369 on: August 06, 2020, 06:17:33 PM »
Bleach is a poison. Why are you using it in your food and water?


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« Reply #11370 on: August 06, 2020, 06:29:05 PM »
I love when Americans provide tips on staying healthy.

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United States
Coronavirus Cases:
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Deaths:
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« Reply #11371 on: August 06, 2020, 07:37:35 PM »
Boil your veggies in bleach, brehs. Make sure to spray your frozen chicken with bleach before thawing.

MMMM. Chlorine gas. The healthiest of gasses.

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« Reply #11372 on: August 06, 2020, 07:42:01 PM »
Make sure to spray your frozen chicken with bleach before thawing.

it worked for food lion!

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« Reply #11373 on: August 06, 2020, 08:00:28 PM »
EU's second wave is making me sad. 

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« Reply #11375 on: August 06, 2020, 09:00:37 PM »
the good news is it can only go up from here
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« Reply #11376 on: August 06, 2020, 09:17:31 PM »
Good news everyone we're e back to normal

Dallas will be hosting an MLS game next week with 10000 people

https://theathletic.com/1979486/2020/08/06/fc-dallas-nashville-sc-to-resume-mls-regular-season-on-august-12th/
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« Reply #11377 on: August 06, 2020, 09:41:52 PM »
and let's not forget all the dead and orphaned children we'll have soon!

anyone wanna bet that we'll see 5k in a day by December?
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« Reply #11378 on: August 06, 2020, 09:53:50 PM »
I don't know if the AFP misread the Johns Hopkins tracker or what, but the most recent data it shows has ~1.3k deaths. Worldometers and Covid Tracking Project are comparable.

We're not hitting 5k per day. We're probably not hitting 2k per day again.

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« Reply #11379 on: August 06, 2020, 09:54:19 PM »
I don't think there are going to be many deaths among those under 30 but I'm worried about long-term health consequences from Covid.
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« Reply #11380 on: August 06, 2020, 10:12:14 PM »
Good news everyone we're e back to normal

Dallas will be hosting an MLS game next week with 10000 people

https://theathletic.com/1979486/2020/08/06/fc-dallas-nashville-sc-to-resume-mls-regular-season-on-august-12th/

Dallas vs Nashville? Just call it the Corona Cup.

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« Reply #11381 on: August 06, 2020, 10:13:53 PM »
Now I understand why all you white people have diarrhea all the time.

Who taught you that water kills bacteria

 :doge

 not sure if serious or not, but it's pretty well known just washing things under running water for ~30s is about as effective as washing with soap for removing virus' and better than alcohol sanitiser
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« Reply #11382 on: August 06, 2020, 10:18:50 PM »
when i used to go camping with more germ phobic types they'd use grapefruit seed extract when we didn't have access to clean running water as a disinfectant. pretty similar in efficacy to bleach afaik. still, seem whack to use bleach if you have access to a sink and tap with clean running water. your water source is most likely chlorinated too.
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« Reply #11383 on: August 06, 2020, 10:21:55 PM »
Virus, bacteria, and ameobas are not the same
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« Reply #11384 on: August 06, 2020, 10:22:33 PM »
Now I understand why all you white people have diarrhea all the time.

Who taught you that water kills bacteria

 :doge

 not sure if serious or not, but it's pretty well known just washing things under running water for ~30s is about as effective as washing with soap for removing virus' and better than alcohol sanitiser
Don’t know about viruses but I did an experiment in high school chemistry where I touched a microscope slide with an unwashed hand, a hand run under hot water, and a hand washed with antibacterial soap and hot water. I left the slides in a room temp “isolation chamber” (a shoebox) to see how much bacteria was present after 5 days.

According to my highly rigorous tests and 100% valid experiment. I couldn’t find any bacteria on any of the slides and concluded that hand washing is a fools game. I had to do some make-up work because my teacher was not a fan of my presentation.

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« Reply #11385 on: August 06, 2020, 10:51:50 PM »
For real disinfecting power you need to mix the bleach solution with ammonia.

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« Reply #11386 on: August 06, 2020, 10:59:22 PM »
Virus, bacteria, and ameobas are not the same

lol ok man talking in the corona virus thread

same diff with bacteria, clean with simple running water and you're good, but by all means keep using bleach breh. eating an amoeba or two won't kill you (pro-tip, ur stomach acid killls shit)and i'm not usually going swimming in tepid swamps forcing water up my nose
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« Reply #11387 on: August 06, 2020, 11:01:06 PM »
Canada has had 4 deaths today and 4 deaths yesterday.  I fear we are just in a lull before we start seeing the second wave numbers though.

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« Reply #11388 on: August 06, 2020, 11:01:42 PM »
must be nice
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« Reply #11389 on: August 06, 2020, 11:09:05 PM »
Kinda.  We have less than 6000 active cases nationally and less than 300 hospitalizations   https://covid-19-status.ca/  but there are some worrying signs everywhere but the Atlantic provinces.    Personally, I've gotten to go back to the office (though it's only like 3 people for a space meant for 200), so its starting to feel more normal - which honestly feels really nice. 

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« Reply #11390 on: August 06, 2020, 11:13:39 PM »
Virus, bacteria, and ameobas are not the same

lol ok man talking in the corona virus thread

same diff with bacteria, clean with simple running water and you're good, but by all means keep using bleach breh. eating an amoeba or two won't kill you (pro-tip, ur stomach acid killls shit)and i'm not usually going swimming in tepid swamps forcing water up my nose

This just in: shosta advocates eating Covid.

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« Reply #11391 on: August 07, 2020, 12:08:35 AM »
Stop letting james troll you

It's a real thing you stupid cacs i even provided links

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« Reply #11392 on: August 07, 2020, 12:22:14 AM »
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TREASURE ISLAND, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man was arrested after confronting a child wearing a mask at a restaurant and spitting in his face when the boy refused to take it off, police said.

Jason Copenhaver approached the child’s table Sunday and asked the boy if he was wearing a mask, according to Treasure Island police. Authorities did not release the boy’s age.

Police said the 47-year-old then told the child to take it off. He then grabbed the boy’s hand tightly and put his face next to the child’s, telling the boy he now had the coronavirus, according to police reports.

“Victim stated that (Copenhaver) was in such close proximity that spit particles from (Copenhaver’s) mouth landed in his face,” an officer wrote in the police report.

Restaurant workers asked Copenhaver to sit down, saying he appeared drunk and wasn’t wearing shoes. The police report said he also tried to hit an employee.

News outlets reported that he was charged with simple battery and disorderly conduct. He was freed after posting $650 bail. It was not immediately clear whether Copenhaver had an attorney who could comment on the charges.

Police said Copenhaver told them he didn’t know if he had coronavirus and has never been tested.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/florida-man-arrested-for-spitting-at-boy-who-refused-to-remove-his-mask-2020-08-06?siteid=yhoof2

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« Reply #11393 on: August 07, 2020, 12:34:45 AM »
why is that kid dinning alone?

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« Reply #11394 on: August 07, 2020, 12:44:37 AM »
Treasure Island, FL. :lol

I swear there is a direct correlation between how fantastical of a name any given Florida shithole town has and the concentration of crazies living within said town.


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« Reply #11396 on: August 07, 2020, 09:57:09 AM »
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A 7-year-old African American boy has died of Covid-19 in Georgia, the youngest victim of the virus in the state, according to data compiled by the state health department.

The boy was from Chatham County on Georgia's coast, and had no underlying health conditions.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/06/us/georgia-boy-covid-19-death/index.html

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« Reply #11397 on: August 07, 2020, 10:13:01 AM »
Mostly for 21337:

https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1291512932740804613

Get ready for those $30 rentals, bb.

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« Reply #11398 on: August 07, 2020, 10:17:15 AM »
Just dump your fruit into a bucket of vodka. Let it absorb most of it. Now you have perfectly clean fruit and a good time :playa

If you are feeling adventurous and bold, use isopropyl.

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« Reply #11399 on: August 07, 2020, 11:23:28 AM »
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