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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« Reply #11581 on: August 17, 2020, 07:56:31 PM »
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« Reply #11583 on: August 18, 2020, 10:19:58 AM »
https://twitter.com/HannahReloaded/status/1295070439023300609

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« Reply #11584 on: August 18, 2020, 10:22:08 AM »
https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1295498455792713729

is this peak 2020

I’m surprised it took them this long  :doge

why? the entire point was that trump thought masks were gay all this time

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« Reply #11585 on: August 18, 2020, 10:30:16 AM »
even if they think they're gay its easy grift money left on the table :money

maga masks: for the pussy patriot :trumps
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« Reply #11586 on: August 18, 2020, 10:36:14 AM »
At some point they'll explain to Trump he can't keep his campaign funds if he loses and he'll not be happy.

life finds a way. will likely be something remarkably stupid, like direct transfer to one of his kids or businesses.

in other news of life finding a way:

http://www.cnn.com/2020/08/18/asia/wuhan-water-park-party-intl-hnk/index.html


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« Reply #11587 on: August 18, 2020, 10:53:21 AM »
That's probably literally how they ever agreed to get him to wear one;  "claim they are good and we can sell them."

At some point they'll explain to Trump he can't keep his campaign funds if he loses and he'll not be happy.


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« Reply #11588 on: August 18, 2020, 11:38:59 AM »
At some point they'll explain to Trump he can't keep his campaign funds if he loses and he'll not be happy.

life finds a way. will likely be something remarkably stupid, like direct transfer to one of his kids or businesses.

in other news of life finding a way:

http://www.cnn.com/2020/08/18/asia/wuhan-water-park-party-intl-hnk/index.html

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i mean, their logic is that they haven't had a case since may, but..that's not even three months.

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« Reply #11589 on: August 18, 2020, 11:42:05 AM »
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« Reply #11591 on: August 18, 2020, 02:05:20 PM »
I'm pretty sure students don't get sick... might want to check your source
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« Reply #11592 on: August 18, 2020, 02:18:02 PM »
Why are there schools in Mississippi? 

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« Reply #11593 on: August 18, 2020, 02:43:03 PM »
Why are there schools in Mississippi?

you can't have high school football without high schools, dummy  :doge

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« Reply #11594 on: August 18, 2020, 02:47:30 PM »
Why are there schools in Mississippi?

you can't have high school football without high schools, dummy  :doge

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« Reply #11595 on: August 18, 2020, 02:49:01 PM »
 :ohhh :titus
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« Reply #11596 on: August 18, 2020, 03:14:43 PM »
My wife got strong-armed into coming back to teach.

Even though they presented to the teachers like they had different options on how they return, how its played out is much different. She was thoughtful and gave them advance warning that she was electing to use her personal days to miss the first 8 weeks, then they told her they were going to fold her children into the other classes instead of hiring a permanent sub. When she comes back she will have no class/no children, so she will have to become a spot filler for the remainder of the year. This is after being in the same position for 25 years.

She would have to go through the grievance process to get it corrected which could take months and end up causing more stress. So, now she's going to come back to the shit show and be a guinea pig.

Not looking for sympathy, just giving you some insight on what's going on behind the scenes of certain schools.



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« Reply #11597 on: August 18, 2020, 03:41:01 PM »
The administration of your school district is full of goat fuckers and they should be hung by their balls for negligence
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« Reply #11598 on: August 18, 2020, 03:44:01 PM »
:ohhh

I think this one, but spinning around him for dramatic effect
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« Reply #11599 on: August 18, 2020, 04:27:26 PM »
Yea, I probably didn't use the right lingo. They like to keep continuity in elementary classrooms when teachers have to leave for extended amounts of time. So, they hire the same sub to be there every day until the teacher comes back. 

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« Reply #11600 on: August 18, 2020, 05:08:13 PM »
If children had been banned, as per my policy platform, none of this would be an issue
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« Reply #11602 on: August 19, 2020, 01:52:16 AM »
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If successful, Mr Morrison said the Oxford vaccine would be free for 25 million Australians.

He also told Melbourne radio station 3AW he expected a successful vaccine would be "as mandatory as you can possibly make it".

"There are always exemptions for any vaccine on medical grounds but that should be the only basis — I mean we're talking about a pandemic that has destroyed the global economy and taken the lives of hundreds of thousands around the world," he said.

A statement from the Prime Minister's Office said Mr Morrison was also working to secure early access to the vaccine for neighbouring Pacific countries and regional partners in South-East Asia.

The Government also announced a deal with US company Becton Dickinson to supply the needles and syringes required to actually inject the vaccine into people.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-19/oxford-coronavirus-vaccine-astrazeneca-covid-19-australia-free/12571558

Australia has heard of Transhuman wants to body freedom and told him to get fucked.

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« Reply #11603 on: August 19, 2020, 02:10:00 AM »
trashy is not your guinea pig  :stahp
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« Reply #11604 on: August 19, 2020, 02:41:33 AM »
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SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (KELO) — With active case numbers in the Sioux Falls area back at levels not seen since the end of May, the city’s mayor said he’s “fairly comfortable” with the case count at a Monday morning news conference on the coronavirus pandemic.

“The more people who get COVID, just to be blunt, the closer we move towards herd. The more people who get it without the getting the severe effects of needing hospitalization, the closer we get to less spread in our community, because more people will have had it,” TenHaken said.

While the percent positive rates in the Sioux Falls area have been increasing since late July and the weekly rate was 12% as of Aug. 17, TenHaken said there has not been a corresponding increase in hospitalization rates.

https://www.keloland.com/keloland-com-original/herd-approach-for-sioux-falls-tenhaken-addresses-covid-19-situation/

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« Reply #11605 on: August 19, 2020, 09:14:00 AM »
1510 new infections in Germany.
Highest since May.


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« Reply #11606 on: August 19, 2020, 09:15:02 AM »
LOL those are pathetic numbers compared to what the Americans are putting up :trumps

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« Reply #11608 on: August 19, 2020, 10:00:54 AM »
That's what happens when you call a neighborhood Corona and you fill it with Chinese people
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« Reply #11609 on: August 19, 2020, 11:55:33 AM »
That's what happens when you call a neighborhood Corona and you fill it with Chinese people

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« Reply #11610 on: August 19, 2020, 12:14:18 PM »
Today they sentenced the first corona fraudster in Denmark.

1,5 year prison for trying to get 70k USD compensation( for his employees salaries) from the government with false documents.

Also has to pay a 150k usd fine.

Sweet justice.

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« Reply #11611 on: August 19, 2020, 12:36:52 PM »
Today they sentenced the first corona fraudster in Denmark.

1,5 year prison for trying to get 70k USD compensation( for his employees salaries) from the government with false documents.

Also has to pay a 150k usd fine.

Sweet justice.

Didn't even buy a lambo with his fraud money.

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« Reply #11612 on: August 19, 2020, 12:36:58 PM »
Today they sentenced the first corona fraudster in Denmark.

1,5 year prison for trying to get 70k USD compensation( for his employees salaries) from the government with false documents.

Also has to pay a 150k usd fine.

Sweet justice.

Only 70k? You Danes need to dream a little bigger.

https://fortune.com/2020/07/16/ppp-loans-recipients-cryptocurrency-joshua-argires-texas-barbecue/

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Joshua Argires received nearly $1 million from the federal Paycheck Protection Program to help 51 employees at his "Texas Barbecue" to weather the COVID outbreak.

But according to federal law enforcement, Texas Barbecue had no employees and only a website with nothing for sale. Meanwhile, Argiries allegedly sent the $956,250 he received to an account at the cryptocurrency company Coinbase via a series of five wire transfers.

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« Reply #11613 on: August 19, 2020, 12:40:03 PM »
1 million? pfft

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« Reply #11614 on: August 19, 2020, 01:24:50 PM »
Random musings:

I helped drive my dad to his doctor appointments yesterday in the San Gabriel Valley (basically a Chinese enclave which can get okay to ridiculously rich depending which small city you're in since the borderlines of each town bleed into each other) yesterday, ridiculously hot, around 108 when I checked the temperature plus muggy. I didn't think about taking off the mask unless to drink some water.



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« Reply #11616 on: August 19, 2020, 02:46:17 PM »
i thought this was someone doing a bit, but apparently it's a genuine chud:

https://twitter.com/cooI_guy_emoji/status/1295625809827332096

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« Reply #11617 on: August 19, 2020, 03:21:46 PM »
DEMOCRATS
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« Reply #11618 on: August 19, 2020, 03:26:16 PM »
Where's the purchase?

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« Reply #11619 on: August 19, 2020, 03:27:07 PM »


:rofl


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« Reply #11621 on: August 19, 2020, 03:37:06 PM »
Fortunately, I don't.
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« Reply #11622 on: August 19, 2020, 06:57:14 PM »

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« Reply #11623 on: August 19, 2020, 08:05:16 PM »
Name a more iconic duo.
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« Reply #11625 on: August 19, 2020, 08:33:14 PM »
On another note:

https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1296235522927529985

*Photoshop piechart: What you hate:

To see the prisoners fighting fires.
Fighting fires on $5 a day.*

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« Reply #11626 on: August 20, 2020, 12:42:51 AM »
On yet an even better note!

https://twitter.com/i/events/1296233735881461763

https://twitter.com/TorontoStar/status/1296212137422008320




GET FUCKED. Toronto's housing market is absolutely bananas because of people like this.

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« Reply #11627 on: August 20, 2020, 11:00:04 AM »
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The bass player in a Mötley Crüe tribute band thinks karma may have come in the form of COVID-19 to a saloon they played at the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Not that Michael Long of Carnival of Sins was fearful of the virus as he and his three bandmates set out from their native Ohio to the South Dakota town where 460,000 people would be gathering largely without masks or social distancing, as if there were no pandemic. Long did not hesitate even though he suffers from COPD.

“If it happens, it happens, it’s going to happen no matter what,” Long told The Daily Beast.

Long’s band played seven shows in the Dayton area to raise the $3,500 needed to cover the van rental and hotel room for what was to be a three-day engagement at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon in Sturgis, from Aug. 13 to Aug. 15.

Their contract was only for $5,000, but a gig was still a gig. They drove 25 hours, the trackers in their smartphone apps becoming part of an electronic map that showed people heading for the annual rally from all across America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/motley-crue-tribute-band-rocker-blames-karma-for-covid-19-case-at-sturgis-saloon?ref=home

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« Reply #11628 on: August 20, 2020, 11:06:02 AM »
That's what happens when you call a neighborhood Corona and you fill it with Chinese people

WELL ACKSHULLY, Corona is mostly Hispanic...

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« Reply #11629 on: August 20, 2020, 11:24:34 AM »
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The bass player in a Mötley Crüe tribute band thinks karma may have come in the form of COVID-19 to a saloon they played at the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Not that Michael Long of Carnival of Sins was fearful of the virus as he and his three bandmates set out from their native Ohio to the South Dakota town where 460,000 people would be gathering largely without masks or social distancing, as if there were no pandemic. Long did not hesitate even though he suffers from COPD.

“If it happens, it happens, it’s going to happen no matter what,” Long told The Daily Beast.

Long’s band played seven shows in the Dayton area to raise the $3,500 needed to cover the van rental and hotel room for what was to be a three-day engagement at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon in Sturgis, from Aug. 13 to Aug. 15.

Their contract was only for $5,000, but a gig was still a gig. They drove 25 hours, the trackers in their smartphone apps becoming part of an electronic map that showed people heading for the annual rally from all across America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/motley-crue-tribute-band-rocker-blames-karma-for-covid-19-case-at-sturgis-saloon?ref=home

not just the only instance of karma today:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1296296158260875277


https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1296105078454128640

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« Reply #11631 on: August 20, 2020, 12:15:24 PM »
I’d have thought you’d be a fan of the crue :yeshrug
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« Reply #11632 on: August 20, 2020, 12:18:16 PM »
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The bass player in a Mötley Crüe tribute band thinks karma may have come in the form of COVID-19 to a saloon they played at the Sturgis motorcycle rally.

Not that Michael Long of Carnival of Sins was fearful of the virus as he and his three bandmates set out from their native Ohio to the South Dakota town where 460,000 people would be gathering largely without masks or social distancing, as if there were no pandemic. Long did not hesitate even though he suffers from COPD.

“If it happens, it happens, it’s going to happen no matter what,” Long told The Daily Beast.

Long’s band played seven shows in the Dayton area to raise the $3,500 needed to cover the van rental and hotel room for what was to be a three-day engagement at One Eyed Jack’s Saloon in Sturgis, from Aug. 13 to Aug. 15.

Their contract was only for $5,000, but a gig was still a gig. They drove 25 hours, the trackers in their smartphone apps becoming part of an electronic map that showed people heading for the annual rally from all across America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/motley-crue-tribute-band-rocker-blames-karma-for-covid-19-case-at-sturgis-saloon?ref=home

not just the only instance of karma today:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1296296158260875277


https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1296105078454128640
Didn't he visit the White House a few weeks ago?  :thinking

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« Reply #11633 on: August 20, 2020, 12:59:06 PM »
Patient zero strikes again
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« Reply #11634 on: August 20, 2020, 02:50:16 PM »
trump, the asymptotic megaspreader, it's gotta be


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« Reply #11636 on: August 20, 2020, 05:37:55 PM »
nothing says 'trust me on safety' like making a video while driving. 

actually maybe he's in passenger seat.  :derp

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« Reply #11637 on: August 20, 2020, 05:55:07 PM »
Life comes at you fast posts are my absolute favorite
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« Reply #11638 on: August 20, 2020, 05:57:03 PM »
A southern politician invoking states rights to restrict voting access? Now I've seen everything!

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« Reply #11639 on: August 20, 2020, 06:09:12 PM »
Dude in the grocery story greated someone by saying 'I'm sick of this scamdemic'.