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« Reply #12300 on: October 05, 2020, 01:10:38 PM »
Big data is anything that crashes Excel <borat.png>

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/missing-coronavirus-tests-glitch-large-excel-spreadsheet-file-095054235.html

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Almost 16,000 cases of coronavirus in the UK went unreported because of a glitch caused by an Excel spreadsheet, it has been reported.


Public Health England (PHE) said 15,841 daily COVID-19 cases between 25 September and 2 October had been left out of UK totals.

The error has caused delays in tracking the contacts of people who tested positive.

On Monday, the Press Association (PA) news agency reported that the problem was caused by a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet reaching its maximum file size.

This prevented new names being added in an automated process, it said.

PA said files have now been split into smaller batches to prevent the error from happening again.


Meanwhile, a government minister defended the error, saying: “We can’t change history”.

I hope recursivelynumerable was fired for this blunder.
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« Reply #12301 on: October 05, 2020, 01:15:16 PM »
4600 cases and rising today because we're doing more tests.
Also a 1000 hospitalizations expected over the coming days.

So much for America First :corona_rodney
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« Reply #12302 on: October 05, 2020, 01:24:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/CP24/status/1313151352294563840



615 new cases too.  I'm starting to get really nervous and distracted like I was back in March.

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« Reply #12303 on: October 05, 2020, 01:30:00 PM »
I've started wearing face masks when going shopping after a friend informed me our town had 22 new infections.
I'm not taking anymore chances with so many dumb shits going about. 

I've officially joined the League of Shadows  :pimp
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« Reply #12304 on: October 05, 2020, 01:41:45 PM »
External deaths (suicides, ODs, homicides) are not associated with lockdowns or unemployment.

https://twitter.com/lymanstoneky/status/1312397310790377475

External deaths are associated with voting for Trump (Vermont being an outlier):
https://twitter.com/lymanstoneky/status/1312400961017712641

Note: I don't think there's a cause and effect.
poor, white, rural ---> voting for Trump
poor, white, rural ---> more suicides and overdoses



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« Reply #12305 on: October 05, 2020, 02:08:48 PM »
I've started wearing face masks

Welcome to March you fuck
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« Reply #12307 on: October 06, 2020, 03:41:41 AM »
External deaths (suicides, ODs, homicides) are not associated with lockdowns or unemployment.

https://twitter.com/lymanstoneky/status/1312397310790377475

External deaths are associated with voting for Trump (Vermont being an outlier):
https://twitter.com/lymanstoneky/status/1312400961017712641

Note: I don't think there's a cause and effect.
poor, white, rural ---> voting for Trump
poor, white, rural ---> more suicides and overdoses

So uh, just like every recession ever actually.

That argument was always dumb. Mortality always goes down during recession. The mechanisms are not well understood, but it goes all the way back to the Great Depression.

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« Reply #12308 on: October 06, 2020, 07:21:25 AM »




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« Reply #12309 on: October 06, 2020, 07:34:04 AM »
Dutch direct transmission :biden
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« Reply #12310 on: October 06, 2020, 08:03:39 AM »
We're all feeling better than we did 20 years ago  :birb

Our government has all these alert levels and values and we're blowing right past them and they ain't doing shit.
They probably won't until the Germans and Belgians start complaining, exactly like last time  :doge
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« Reply #12311 on: October 06, 2020, 08:04:42 AM »
Ze germans! :rage
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« Reply #12312 on: October 06, 2020, 08:18:40 AM »
Ze germans! :rage
There was actually a government campaign in Germany to stop Germans from crossing the border for shopping as they usually do this time of year while Dutch companies were running ads to invite the Germans to come visit less restricted Holland  :lol

This was 3 days ago (new daily infections per 1 million people)


Our numbers have since gone up
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« Reply #12313 on: October 06, 2020, 09:57:40 AM »
We're all feeling better than we did 20 years ago  :birb

Our government has all these alert levels and values and we're blowing right past them and they ain't doing shit.
They probably won't until the Germans and Belgians start complaining, exactly like last time  :doge

Now you know what it's like to live in the US.

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« Reply #12314 on: October 06, 2020, 10:17:31 AM »
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313449844413992961


Apples-to-apples comparison:
From 2013, that number of confirmed flu deaths has ranged between 3,448 and 15,620 per season. The number of confirmed COVID-19 deaths is at 197,884 (according to the CDC).

The estimated flu deaths during that time per season: 22,000-61,000. Estimated COVID deaths using excess deaths: somewhere between 300,000 and 400,000.





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« Reply #12315 on: October 06, 2020, 11:22:26 AM »
https://twitter.com/mtlgazette/status/1313498881485934597

(ignore the blip from May as that was a backlog or data correction).

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« Reply #12316 on: October 06, 2020, 12:30:23 PM »
UK +14,542 (+76 deaths)

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« Reply #12317 on: October 06, 2020, 12:54:06 PM »
:(

I'm honestly getting pretty angry at this second wave.

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« Reply #12318 on: October 06, 2020, 02:32:40 PM »
Europe +78,645 (+1,042 deaths).


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« Reply #12320 on: October 06, 2020, 10:23:56 PM »
Deaths in Canada have risen again :(

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« Reply #12321 on: October 07, 2020, 01:31:44 PM »
5000 new cases

1000 in the hospital ahead of schedule

we are now #1
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« Reply #12322 on: October 07, 2020, 02:03:43 PM »
4 NFL teams have positive results, games in jeopardy

Meanwhile, DeSantis says Miami can host a game with a full 65k stadium
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« Reply #12323 on: October 07, 2020, 02:17:16 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/07/texas-doctor-adeline-fagan-covid-coronavirus

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Texas doctor, 28, dies of Covid: 'She wore the same mask for weeks, if not months'

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« Reply #12324 on: October 07, 2020, 03:32:12 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/07/texas-doctor-adeline-cigarilloan-covid-coronavirus

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Texas doctor, 28, dies of Covid: 'She wore the same mask for weeks, if not months'

Link doesn't work. Sad story.

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« Reply #12325 on: October 07, 2020, 03:32:39 PM »
Europe +89,037

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« Reply #12326 on: October 07, 2020, 06:19:48 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/07/texas-doctor-adeline-cigarilloan-covid-coronavirus

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Texas doctor, 28, dies of Covid: 'She wore the same mask for weeks, if not months'

Link doesn't work. Sad story.

Don't be sad, here

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/oct/07/texas-doctor-adeline-fagan-covid-coronavirus

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« Reply #12327 on: October 07, 2020, 06:22:11 PM »
Looks like The Bore caught the cigarillo virus. :(
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« Reply #12328 on: October 08, 2020, 01:01:09 AM »
From 2000-2500 in Germany over the last weeks to 2800 yesterday and 4000 today.

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« Reply #12330 on: October 08, 2020, 10:43:25 AM »
Experts: There will be a second wave in the fall. Could be worse than the first.
Northern Hemisphere Countries: As a precaution, maybe we should start enacting new travel restrictions and locking down gyms, bars, night clubs, and places of worship. . . . Nah!

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« Reply #12331 on: October 08, 2020, 10:57:20 AM »
seasonality of other coronaviruses:

https://twitter.com/epsilon3141/status/1313956278822227968

edit: I assume this is for Germany.

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« Reply #12332 on: October 08, 2020, 11:38:30 AM »
Positive tests in the US had been ticking up the past week, back to where they were back in mid-August.
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« Reply #12333 on: October 08, 2020, 11:46:53 AM »
My daughter made a good friend over the course of the pandemic. They were in class together during the spring in 2nd grade, but now the girls are in different 3rd grade classes, which really isn't a huge thing since it's not like the kids get to interact on their Teams calls. Anyway, I've worked with the kid's mom to set up Friday lunches for the girls where they eat together over Zoom. We'd talked about having the girls ride bikes together in the park and ride by my house with masks on, so yesterday we finally did. The girls had fun, her mom is a very nice person, but then she made the comment about that "I don't know why, but I have this weird feeling that the vaccine is gonna show up and everything will be normal after November 3rd."

Whoa. I pivoted well with "my doctors have informed me that I'm in the first or second wave to get the vaccine, and it won't be until February at the earliest." She responded fine, we moved on and had a regular conversation while the kids rode bikes. I kinda think she's just a busy mom who's got a lot to deal with at home and doesn't watch the news much. She knows I had heart surgery, that I'm at high risk and I don't know how she could miss the Biden and Black Lives Matters signs in our yard. But WOW.
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« Reply #12334 on: October 08, 2020, 12:32:39 PM »
UK +17,540 (the equivalent of 87,000 new cases in the US).
Netherlands +5,822 (the equivalent of 113,000 new cases in the US).

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« Reply #12336 on: October 08, 2020, 12:40:56 PM »
Our government will assess the situation and implement new measures by the end of next week if necessary  :dead

I knew we were fucked when they announced stimulus and not austerity.
They basically gave up on controlling this thing and will instead just throw money at us.

A new lockdown is simply not happening, mandatory masks might but not likely either.
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« Reply #12337 on: October 08, 2020, 01:12:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/scottdavidherr/status/1314219610863009792

Wait so people are dying earlier with respect to reported time now (in the 7day average) than over all the data?

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« Reply #12338 on: October 08, 2020, 01:16:33 PM »
The deaths are being reported later on average, at least it seems clear from the last two charts.

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« Reply #12339 on: October 08, 2020, 01:21:27 PM »
waiting for boris to chuck us a stimulus :hmph
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« Reply #12340 on: October 08, 2020, 01:22:55 PM »
O im brain dead - I took reported to mean when the case was reported (as in confirmed they had the virus) not when the death was reported.

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« Reply #12341 on: October 08, 2020, 04:52:44 PM »
NJ over 1,000 for the first time since May

It's happening

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« Reply #12342 on: October 08, 2020, 07:17:28 PM »
Europe +99,374.

Edit: +101,693
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« Reply #12343 on: October 08, 2020, 07:19:51 PM »
Tomorrow we will break 100k for sure
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« Reply #12344 on: October 09, 2020, 10:38:06 AM »
Our numbers are low in Seattle because we've stayed home and outside. The weather is getting shitty as it does in the Fall, so get ready. Fuuuuuck.
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« Reply #12346 on: October 09, 2020, 10:43:30 AM »
Our numbers are low in Seattle because we've stayed home and outside. The weather is getting shitty as it does in the Fall, so get ready. Fuuuuuck.

Yeah essentially the best numbers of any major city in the US...

But.. indoor dining/bars are going to ruin is.

I swung by Ravenna Brewing last weekend to grab a Fresh Hop crowler and their little outside covered patio looked like a overcrowded Petri dish of perceived invincible white privilege. [shudder]
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« Reply #12347 on: October 09, 2020, 11:03:19 AM »
It's funny how different the same places can be from day to day..  people really are just sheep.   You might one day see the outside of a place with everyone social distancing, and then the next day nobody is... lol

We go down to Urban Family when we know it's dead and sit way in the corner outside.. other than that, haven't done any restaurant / bar shit.

Last time I drank at a brewery was Good Society in February, and The Shambles was the last restaurant at I ate in the first week of March. Very appreciative of the places doing online ordering and curbside pickup.

Wetwired is gonna drop today from what I can tell from some online digging, btw.
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« Reply #12349 on: October 09, 2020, 12:25:15 PM »
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However, the death toll of COVID-19 from February to September was 206,932 Americans. From 2015 to 2020, 178,165 Americans died because of the flu.


Just a flu, bro


The past 5 years of flu deaths is now about 40,000 less than 9 months of COVID, and 2018 was the worst flu year in a decade.
Moreover, that is a comparison of confirmed COVID-19 deaths to estimated flu deaths. Apple to apples: 206,932 vs under 45,000 (from 2015-2020).


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« Reply #12350 on: October 09, 2020, 01:05:36 PM »
Over 100k cases in Europe today.

Our government will monitor the numbers over the coming 72 hours and decide to implement new measures based on their findings.
They are willing to take any restrictive measure.

Sounds like locking the normies up in their homes is back on the menu boys  :rash

I say we weld the doors shut of those who don't social distance like the Chinese do  :juche
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« Reply #12351 on: October 09, 2020, 01:10:34 PM »
honestly nontucks I've been pleasantly surprised that you're not a Swedish Model guy
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« Reply #12352 on: October 09, 2020, 01:19:55 PM »
honestly nontucks I've been pleasantly surprised that you're not a Swedish Model guy

Even the Dutch don't take Sweden seriously. :mjcry
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« Reply #12353 on: October 09, 2020, 01:23:15 PM »
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« Reply #12357 on: October 09, 2020, 03:44:05 PM »
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« Reply #12358 on: October 09, 2020, 04:31:29 PM »
Our numbers are low in Seattle because we've stayed home and outside. The weather is getting shitty as it does in the Fall, so get ready. Fuuuuuck.

Yeah essentially the best numbers of any major city in the US...

But.. indoor dining/bars are going to ruin is.

I swung by Ravenna Brewing last weekend to grab a Fresh Hop crowler and their little outside covered patio looked like a overcrowded Petri dish of perceived invincible white privilege. [shudder]
Welcome to my work life right now. Except it’s just as busy inside as it is outside. I refuse to work inside so I’m on this patio 40 hours a week but there is absolutely no shortage of folks who would rather yolo and eat inside. Insanity.

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« Reply #12359 on: October 09, 2020, 04:58:51 PM »
honestly nontucks I've been pleasantly surprised that you're not a Swedish Model guy

Even the Dutch don't take Sweden seriously. :mjcry

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