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[Madrun Badrun]

His solution to the mind-body problem is to do away with the mind and keep the body.

You miss quoted me btw.

I didn't misquote you; I was making a joke.

Now i get it  :'(

[Bebpo]

Got my first grade from finals.  Got a 3.7 in my Agency & Partnership.  Woohoo.  Highest grade I've gotten in 3 years of law school  
My brother was in the same class and got a 2.7, he has a way higher GPA than me (he's top 15% of the class) so I get to gloat over him 

I still haven't received any grades, even though my first final was about 25 days ago.

Yeah, I'm still missing my other 4.  They told us not to expect them until the end of next week (1st week of new semester).

[Madrun Badrun]

Got my first grade from finals.  Got a 3.7 in my Agency & Partnership.  Woohoo.  Highest grade I've gotten in 3 years of law school  
My brother was in the same class and got a 2.7, he has a way higher GPA than me (he's top 15% of the class) so I get to gloat over him 

I still haven't received any grades, even though my first final was about 25 days ago.

Yeah, I'm still missing my other 4.  They told us not to expect them until the end of next week (1st week of new semester).

That's horrible.  I was anxious all break just over one class.

[Flannel Boy]

I've been having exam nightmares almost every night. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Even if you had your marks, you'd still have these nightmares no?

[Flannel Boy]

Even if you had your marks, you'd still have these nightmares no?

I'd imagine they'd go away, only to come back around April.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Does anyone know why adult escort listings have "inches" listed on them? Like "Name of Gal: 7 inches." Does this mean they'll only take dicks up to 7 inches long?

[Robo]

It says itches.  It's a warning.

[CajoleJuice]

Right after Brandnew posted that link to that site with female mustaches, I go to the post office today and one of the female workers had a terrible 'stache. She looked like Genghis.

[Madrun Badrun]

Kant class looks scare as fuck.  He said we'll be going though the whole book, which is all of the critic of pure reason plus sections from other things of his.  Plus he casually assigned 50 pages for Rousseau for Thursday like "We'll I was thinking about editing it but this will make you better philosophers on the whole and get you use to reading 100 pages a week." 

There was also a really hot girl siting across from me.  I shall name her too-much-makeup girl and update all of you everytime she looks at me. 

[fistfulofmetal]

you just kant catch a break.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Does anyone know why adult escort listings have "inches" listed on them? Like "Name of Gal: 7 inches." Does this mean they'll only take dicks up to 7 inches long?

You're looking at cheeseburger ads.

not again...

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Kestastrophe]

First two days of work have went well, even though I don't have a computer set up yet. I am going to be exposed to SQL, VBA, and SAS (which I already have exposure to) so I am very excited. Anybody know of some good books to learn vba from?

It is soooo much better to work at a publicly traded company compared to my last job, a shitty CPA firm that employed 10 people.

[Brehvolution]

  Kestastrophe. Doin' thangs.

[Flannel Boy]

will I attend the first day of class tomorrow?

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Fuck no.

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[ch1nchilla]

Fever still going strong (I'm wearing 3 layers on my upper body, super thick socks, and hot chilies under my jeans  ), but I just realized we don't have class at all on Monday. Awesome start to 2010.

[brawndolicious]

will I attend the first day of class tomorrow?

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Fuck no.

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You fucker.  It's impossible for me to skip more than classes because of labs.  At least I was able to shuffle it around now so that I don't have 12 hour days.

[The Sceneman]

I got a haircut this morning. During the haircut, the 60 year-old female barber kept talking about the Wii. FML.

Haircuts are the worst.  All the stylists are super hot where I go and always want to talk.  It's horrible!  The last one when she found out I was a philo student suggested that I should become a song writer because they are kind of the same thing.  So I don't want them to talk to me but if they talk to another stylist then I feel inept and hurt.  Fuck getting your hair cut.

Im in love with my hairdresser. She has a smokin' little body and knows that Saints Row is better than GTA. God I want to smell her tits so bad

[The Sceneman]

thats it Im booking a haircut for Friday

[tiesto]

All the hot hairdressers usually cut my hair terribly, I find the best cuts are from chubby Italian ladies in their 40's.

[Phoenix Dark]

will I attend the first day of class tomorrow?

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Fuck no.

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*high five*


*4am, sees I have email from prof*

"hay guys tomorrow we'll have a group assignment to get to know each other and i'll talk about my experience in the work field plus-"

*closes email*

I probably shouldn't skip my first classes on Thursday but I'll find a way

[Himu]

I had my first cavity today. I got a filling. I feel tainted.

[Phoenix Dark]

It sucked when I had my first cavity a couple years ago smh. I went 20 years without one, then I kinda binged on candy since a dollar store is within walking distance of my house. I've steered clear since then, for the most part

[Powerslave]

Haircuts are the worst.  All the stylists are super hot where I go and always want to talk.  It's horrible! 

lmao

[Flannel Boy]

Haircuts are the worst.  All the stylists are super hot where I go and always want to talk.  It's horrible! 

lmao

He'd rather look like a hobo



then get a haircut by a super-hot female who wants to talk to him. 

[Madrun Badrun]

My mane lets females know I'm alpha male of the pride though!

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My pride is non existent

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[Reb]

My mane lets females know I'm alpha male of the pride though!

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My pride is non existent

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Gay pride?

[The Fake Shemp]

Found a videotape of Arvie in action:

[youtube=560,345]pdSArUWt0fo[/youtube]

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Fresh Prince]

Ugh, here I go again, down my slippery slope.

So there's this chick at the SPCA that I can tell always had a thing for me, but she's 7-8 years younger than I am, so I always shrugged it off. I made dinner plans with her fr Sunday, with the only prospect of fucking her till I'm bored of her. I'll tell her I'm not looking for anything serious, but you know women...

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Its just going to make everything awkward after.

But I keep having dreams about my ex and waking up at 3am in a daze. So like that peaches song says, I'm Fucking Away the Pain.

mojovino is Jason Segal in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' as Peter Bretter as mojovino as in his real life.

[T234]

I am in the weirdest mood ever.

[Powerslave]

Drugs are baad, mkay.

[T234]

I'm not high. And my mood is caused by the weather.

[Fresh Prince]

[Flannel Boy]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

dreaming about meeting men online smh

and you sure it wasn't a wrestling ring?

[Madrun Badrun]

cock-slapping eh?

[Boogie]

So, before my ski trip, sent a message to smoking hot french girl which was a very obvious date invitation.

She didn't get back to me.

Tonight, saw she was online on facebook, so decided to fire off a chat message:

Boogie: Hey, How did your new year's party go?
SHFG: hey ... how are you ... sorry i didnt get back to you .. ive been very busy at work .. in fact i had to
work on new yeAR`S eve .... and been working non stop since ...

..five minutes of inane flirty back and forth...

Boogie: and if you ever want to try *not* working 24/7, just for the change of pace mind you, feel free to let
me know, and we can hang out.
SHFG: good .. ; ) ...


So.  Not totally dead in the water, but the ball's in her court due to work, and that usually means no follow up.  We'll see.

Got a date on Saturday with a cute friend-of-a-friend from the New Year's trip though.  She's a bit too quiet/passive though, not sure how this will go.

[Bebpo]

Saw Larry Flynt in his gold wheelchair today.  Should have enquired about job opportunities in the business in case this whole law thing doesn't work out.

[Flannel Boy]

FML

Wednesday, January 06, 2010
public

During the course you will be expected to participate in various role-plays.  Sometimes you will be assigned a negotiation partner; sometimes you will negotiate alone.  Attendance is mandatory and preparation of the roleplays is expected.

You will have a major negotiation assignment for which you may choose a partner.  If you do not choose a partner, you will be assigned one.

The course requires two evening meetings off campus with lawyer coaches; one in January and one in February at times to be arranged with the coach.  You will also be required to conduct your final negotiation at snip in the evening on snip.

[BlueTsunami]

That sounds like its gonna be nice and awkward

[Flannel Boy]

That sounds like its gonna be nice and awkward

yes.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Study some Law and Order episodes and develop a good Sam Waterston impression

[Flannel Boy]

tax class:

  Both mid-term assignments will involve collaborative learning, in groups of four

I hate everyone.


admin law:

Take home assignment in groups of up to 4 people. 

[brawndolicious]

what's "kinda thick" for an asian girl anyways?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

In my experience, the hairstylists in their 40s who want to be in their 20s are the worst.  They look like tanned leather and are so focused on pretending they're as hot as they were when they were 25 that everything else, including their work, suffers as a result.

My haircuts are generally low maintenance but middle aged hairstylists who want to be young again (I suspect many women do, along with men, but these are the worst of the worst of that type) could fuck up a cup of coffee.

[brawndolicious]

She's a white English teacher like me. Most of my friends in Korea are fellow English teachers.

no but really, she can't be as bad as that one crazy bitch of an ex you had.  you just could give it a try and see where it goes because even if she sounds like she has the exact same tastes as you, she might not be that bad.

[Reb]

Afterwards we saw Avatar, and she fucking loved it.

[elektrikluv]

Well, why'd you take her on a date? Did you not want a relationship with her? Additionally, are you not into her because she's kinda thick(explain this BTW, I need an example)?

Wasn't trying to take her on a date. Was just trying to see Avatar and eat food.

@ am nintenho: yeah, she has a really cool personality.

Taking a girl for dinner and then cinema is a very date-like move. It can also be platonic, but that would have had to be made clear from the get-go. How you didn't realise this when you took her is beyond me.

[Reb]

Well, why'd you take her on a date? Did you not want a relationship with her? Additionally, are you not into her because she's kinda thick(explain this BTW, I need an example)?

Wasn't trying to take her on a date. Was just trying to see Avatar and eat food.

@ am nintenho: yeah, she has a really cool personality.

Taking a girl for dinner and then cinema is a very date-like move. It can also be platonic, but that would have had to be made clear from the get-go. How you didn't realise this when you took her is beyond me.

It's Green Shinobi, he doesn't realise a lot about his actions.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hey green, if you need help with this kind of stuff, just shoot me a PM.

 

[ch1nchilla]

Taking a girl to a movie is like saying "yo, I want to chill with you, but not if we have to talk."

[Diunx]

Went to an interview today for a position as a typesetter, they pay is pretty good for a student so I guess I'm going to be doing a LOT of typing if I get it, they are gonna call me later today with the answer .

I hope that the PC has internet access so I can read the bore while not typing.

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and for spellchecking since I'm also gonna be doing translations

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[Herr Mafflard]

Today I went on national radio (talksport) to take part in a quiz called 'Name The Score', where you listen to various tunes and try name the movie it's from.

First one was easy enough, it was 'Always Look On the Bright Side of Life' from Life of Brian. I failed on the second one though, which was Lovefool by the Cardigans, which is apparently from Romeo + Juliet. oh well..

[Fresh Prince]

Laugh all you want, but clearly I'm the most experienced Green here.

You have common sense.

[chronovore]

His solution to the mind-body problem is to do away with the mind and keep the body.

You miss quoted me btw.

I didn't misquote you; I was making a joke.

Now i get it  :'(

Don't worry, "not getting the joke" is inherent to being a philosophy major.

[chronovore]

Rocking a 102.5ş fever right now, it is 11:08 PM. Holy shit I feel like ass and I can't sleep because I feel so shitty. I just took 4 advil. Hope it helps.

Dude! What happened? Are you better? Did you see a doctor?

[Madrun Badrun]

A mid 40ish woman sat next to me on the bus and then switched seats to sit with someone else, also a stranger to her as they didn't talk, after sitting by me for 5 mins.  Did I smell?  Did she sense my position in society and think that the association of sitting next to me might bring down her rank?  Old bat you hurt my feelings  :'(

[elektrikluv]

A mid 40ish woman sat next to me on the bus and then switched seats to sit with someone else, also a stranger to her as they didn't talk, after sitting by me for 5 mins.  Did I smell?  Did she sense my position in society and think that the association of sitting next to me might bring down her rank?  Old bat you hurt my feelings  :'(

Maybe you were taking up a lot of room? Sometimes I move if the person is taking up a seat and a half, its annoying having to be perched on the end.