Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk

[Eric P]

obviously pulling a train on her

[Flannel Boy]

Son of a bitch.

[Ganhyun]

and she left you out....  :'(

[Fresh Prince]

Cute Girl isn't in Trusts, but half the class seems to be missing.

the one class you do attend....

[Madrun Badrun]

obviously pulling a train on her

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Got a hair cut.  Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it.   :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

Got a hair cut.  Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it.   :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya otherwise the little cover they put on me goes up like a tent.  They are that hawt. 

[bud]

i'm not going to jerk off for atleast two weeks. i did this last year and lasted for about 17 days--i jo'd myself into the new year.

why? just to see if i can do it again, i guess. i feel like i've been jo'ing to much.

[bud]

i've also started watching community. i'm liking it, but it feels a bit too much like breakfast club at times.

i think troy and abed have great chemistry but there's fall too little of that on the show. either way, troy should get more screen time, imo. i'm only a couple of eps in, though, so hopefully that changes.

gillian jacobs

[BlueTsunami]

Got a hair cut.  Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it.   :'(

POST PICSSSSS

[CajoleJuice]

i'm not going to jerk off for atleast two weeks. i did this last year and lasted for about 17 days--i jo'd myself into the new year.

why? just to see if i can do it again, i guess. i feel like i've been jo'ing to much.

i'm in a contest with a friend right now

you can join us

[bud]

when did you guys start? today's my first day.

[Flannel Boy]

i'm in a contest with a friend right now

you can join us

for some JO? or would that be against the rules?

[CajoleJuice]

when did you guys start? today's my first day.

yesterday

[CajoleJuice]

i'm in a contest with a friend right now

you can join us

for some JO? or would that be against the rules?

that comes at the end   

[Flannel Boy]

I might as well join then.

[brawndolicious]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

[Madrun Badrun]

Why is it that on this forum when a bunch of men make plans to not jerk off together, it comes off as gayer than when they make comments about jerking off together? 

[Madrun Badrun]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

6 times a day.

[Flannel Boy]

Cute Girl is going to cause me to lose this contest. She's my JFK Jr.

[Madrun Badrun]

Let us hope she doesn't fly anywhere then. 

[bud]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

[BobFromPikeCreek]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

I hope not. I haven't missed a day in months.

[brawndolicious]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

[Flannel Boy]

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

You only jack off if the semen yield is large enough?

[Flannel Boy]

You only jack off if the semen yield is large enough?

He feels inadequate if he doesn't spurt like Peter North.

[brawndolicious]

No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit.  It would get annoying/chafy.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

feels good man

Don't know how jacking off can be annoying.

[CajoleJuice]

No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit.  It would get annoying/chafy.

Not sure how many people I expect to get a reference from One of the Worst Movies of the Decade^TM.

[demi]

No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit.  It would get annoying/chafy.

Doing it wrong

[TakingBackSunday]

No, I'd feel inadequate if I had to slap my weiner like a moped on the autobahn just out of pure, unconscious habit.  It would get annoying/chafy.

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Not sure how many people I expect to get a reference from One of the Worst Movies of the Decade^TM.

I understand it  :'(

[CajoleJuice]

I understand it  :'(

I own it on DVD. How do you think I took the screenshot?

[brawndolicious]

It was actually pretty funny, I don't get the criticism.  It was a bit weird seeing JB and R Lee Ermey go at it and Steve Zahn's ass profile though, but that adds character to it.

I have no idea what that was a chart of though.

[CajoleJuice]

WO = wacking off

Jack Black says he's chafing.

[Bebpo]

I went to a dentist today for routine checkup and they found a mysterious passage under my gum on the inside that leads into my tooth which apparently is mostly hollow on the inside!  Dentist said it's extremely rare case and had to refer me to a specialist which I'm seeing next week.  The top is fine and there is no infection but it is not good to have a hole in your tooth so maybe root canal to save the tooth he says.

28 years and perfect teeth.  The record had to end someday :\ :\

[T234]

Old Man Prole was right!

Strawberry AK-47

[Phoenix Dark]

Got a hair cut.  Took three days to prepare myself mentally to do it.   :'(

Ha, I got one today also. I felt kinda shitty though: there's this one barber at the place I go to who I always used to ignore. Dunno, he looked...less professional than the other barbers (baggy clothes), and is very quiet but mumbles like crazy. Well for my last 4 visits I've had him cut my hair, and he's very good; my hair has some ridiculous wave patterns and some barbers will fuck them up and just act like nothing happened, whereas this guy took his time and did a great job.

Well today I finally decided to ask him how much he charges. He said $18. I felt kinda shitty because I was giving him $17 during my previous visits. So I gave him $20 and he shook my hand and said thanks...but I still felt crappy. 

[Madrun Badrun]

How can you pay less than what he charges?

[Phoenix Dark]

He didn't say anything 

I'd just be like "here you go, thanks" and bounce. And when I did pay the correct amount, it was exactly $18. I've been going there for more than three years, and most barbers there charge $16; I honestly thought that was his rate as well

[Madrun Badrun]

   You have the socially inept barber of my dreams!

[BlueTsunami]

I think part of the reason my vision is subpar is due to how much I wack off, that or videyagames

No but seriously, JO + shitty LCD with low refresh rate = mornin' red eyes  :'(

[Green Shinobi]

When I first started at university, I didn't JO for 26 days. And I never felt the need to. That was a great time.

[demi]

What happened on the 27th?

[Green Shinobi]

PD's mom was taking him on a tour of the campus.

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, PD does have a JO'able face

[Green Shinobi]

If any of you guitar players want to learn an easy solo that people think is really difficult, I suggest Santeria by Sublime. All the fast parts use the easiest patterns ever. But people think you're really fucking awesome if you can play it.

[Fresh Prince]

I think some guy took my gay innuendo seriously and placed his hand on my thigh. I feel violated  :'(

[Green Shinobi]

At least it wasn't his cock.

[Madrun Badrun]

Wait, you're not suppose to do subtext in real life.

[Fresh Prince]

Now that I think about it, it wasn't really subtext or innuendo. I probably did give him the wrong idea.

[Flannel Boy]

Maybe you gave him the right idea, chicken.

[drew]

Wait, you're not suppose to do subtext in real life.

you dont? its a thing with me and my best friend

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no homo

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yes homo

[close]

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't know.  I don't talk to people in real life.

[Fresh Prince]

He was one of those straight acting gays!

[Madrun Badrun]

Those guys always come from behind with hidden surprises. 

[Flannel Boy]

They sure do come from behind.

[Barry Egan]

 :lenowned

[Madrun Badrun]

I have (had) a single post more than you.  Malek.