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[Joe Molotov]

I know hey.  It got me hard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerset_construction

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just look at those diagrams  

Are we still talking about the proper way to eat out a girl?

[Robo]

Now, the ending is kind of an option.  I use the swirl.  I like the swirl.  I'm comfortable with the swirl.  I feel the swirl is a great capper.  He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.

[Madrun Badrun]

I know hey.  It got me hard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerset_construction

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just look at those diagrams  

Are we still talking about the proper way to eat out a girl?

 

[BlueTsunami]

Don't give PD any ideas, next we'll be hearing about him using differential equations to eat out some girl.

[Barry Egan]

start writing from the middle and then go back.

[brawndolicious]

No, I think that would make it stupider/gimmicky.

Try to construct a logical summary and add creative BS as needed.

[brawndolicious]

So set up the atmosphere after you know how to set up the story.  One comes after the other.

[Cormacaroni]

I'm going vegetarian as of today.  I would go vegan but I think I would die of malnutrion.  Need my egg/milk/mozzarella

No reason really, just got tired of meat so I'm going to try living without any for a while.  Will make hamburgers that much better when I go back to them 

predicting your own flip-flop already even, saving me the bother!

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't give PD any ideas, next we'll be hearing about him using differential equations to eat out some girl.

One of the most important things during sexual play: an imagination 

[Madrun Badrun]

This diagram would be of more use to PD

[Kestastrophe]

Where do you guys get your desktop wallpapers from? I already know about Kitsune Noir, but I would appreciate any suggestions

[chronovore]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

[brawndolicious]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

[Brehvolution]

Where do you guys get your desktop wallpapers from? I already know about Kitsune Noir, but I would appreciate any suggestions

Windows 7 stock nature photos.

[brawndolicious]

Speaking from experience?

Have you ever masturbated in front of a mirror?  It isn't pretty is it?

[Joe Molotov]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

[Bebpo]

That's a cool looking quote box.  Looks like a 3 dimensional pyramid.

[T234]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

[Diunx]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

[T234]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

Good call.

[Joe Molotov]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

Good call.

Indeed.

[Madrun Badrun]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

Good call.

Indeed.

When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place.  From it I shall haunt Wilco.

[muckhole]

I CAN SEE FOREVER

If you squint at it, it has better 3D than Avatar!

[Joe Molotov]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

Good call.

Indeed.

When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place.  From it I shall haunt Wilco.

It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.

[Madrun Badrun]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

Good call.

Indeed.

When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place.  From it I shall haunt Wilco.

It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.

Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process.  Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!

[demi]

lmao

[EmCeeGrammar]

It really sucks when you work in the service industry and your job is on the line because some customer wants to take offense to imaginary sleights.  That is all.

[Reb]

You are so lame.

[Green Shinobi]

What do you guys do in your spare time aside from launching completely unfounded, unmerited and unprovoked personal attacks against members who you have no real history of conversation with?

[Reb]

Read and laugh at their posts.

[Green Shinobi]

You might want to think about changing your avatar, dude. Because, no offense, but you couldn't carry the jockstrap Ari Gold wore in Little League.

[chronovore]

@Fistful, youre not better then drug users sorry mate.

Went to a strip club with the mates, made out with an Ukrainian stripper and didn't even have to pay for a private dance

Dont trust a stripper that makes out with you. Girls got mad disease.

straight from the expert, I'm scared now :'(

If Kosma is worried, it's time to wave off the landing attempt.

[bork]

Here's a little tale about my neighbor.

I don't really know the people who live across the street from my house, even though they've been there for almost as long as we have (at least 17 years).  I haven't even seen the father of that household in like a decade.  The guy is older and started a family up after he retired, and now he's really getting up his years.  Before there'd be an ambulance at their house every now and then, but that seems to have quieted down over the last year or so and everyone assumed the guy got healthier.  Nobody really knows since he's become a recluse and never goes outside.

A couple of days ago, we found out that this guy's family had just up and left one evening, leaving him there.  Nobody had any idea.  He called my father asking for some help with the oxygen tank he's hooked up to, which is the only reason why anyone knows anything now.  My father said that the inside of the house looked like it had been ransacked and that the guy was sitting on a couch covered with crap and there was feces and piss on the floor. The neighbor claimed that his back was so bad that he couldn't even get up to go to the bathroom and gave this sob story about his family abandoning him.

My parents then managed to track down his wife and get her side of the story.  Turns out that this family didn't run away from home; they left out of fear-- the guy had threatened to beat the shit out of them if they stayed, and even the hospital where he previously stayed at warned his family to leave him alone.  This guy is all kinds of fucked up due to various mental illnesses.  He is psychotic and has been kicked out of multiple hospitals, banned by the staff from even entering because of constant mental and physical abuse.  Even though he is hooked up to an oxygen tank and claims to have a bad back, he apparently can get around just fine and was abusing his family members, screaming at them and occasionally striking them.  The guy basically cannot stand to not have attention and wants literally everything done for him.  His family has been putting up with this for years, but they've reached a breaking point.  The doctors and nurses couldn't take dealing with him for very long at all.  They are now looking into having him committed at a specialized hospital that will give him the medical care he needs -whether he wants it or not- and keep him from doing harm to anyone else.  

Right now though, he is sitting at home.  It's five in the morning, and all the lights in his house have been on all night.  All the doors to his home are unlocked.  He seems to be getting food and medicine from some taxi service and also from one of his kids who stops by at night to drop off stuff for him, then bolts.  The neighbor has been calling most of the neighborhood with his sob story, trying to get people to go out and bring him food and medicine, even though he is perfectly capable of doing everything himself (according to his wife).  It's so fucked up.

[Green Shinobi]

Amirox in 50 years?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

Just as long as you don't claim boys wank only due to peer pressure, we're good here.

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

So do "sane," "tame," and -most importantly- "lame."

That is absolutely possible if you're talking about a gay couple where one of them doesn't feel like having sex.  Actually even then, mutual masturbation is pretty nasty.

Speaking from experience?

just wanted to get in on some of this

Me too.

I didn't but the peer pressure made me do it.

Edited for consistency

Good call.

Indeed.

When I die, this pyramid shall be my burial place.  From it I shall haunt Wilco.

It'll be ironic because the Jews used to have to build pyramids.

Except Wilco hasn't been apart of this building process.  Wilco quote this and then yourself 100 times or it will be lashes for you!

Blah Blah Blah Blah.....

I see no reason not to continue this

[Green Shinobi]

So apparently credit card companies are allowed to charge you an overlimit fee if the interest charge puts you over the limit.

Interest has put me overlimit on at least one or two other occasions, and I was never charged for it. Somehow I thought that this couldn't happen. I suppose it makes sense that this could happen, but I guess I had always subconsciously filed this under the list of things that are way too stupid to actually be legal. But sure enough, it is legal until that Credit Card Users Bill of Rights comes into effect, and Chase is definitely trying to bleed out as much extra income as they can before that happens.

I spent a good 15 minutes on the phone trying to get the fee waived, all to no avail. Apparently there's nothing anyone can do. I'm usually quite good on the phone too. This is the first time I've been completely unable to get any kind of concession in a case like this. After it became clear that the call was going nowhere, I tore into the bitch for a good two minutes. I could definitely tell I had struck a nerve by the end. But even if I made the fucking cunt cry, it doesn't get that $39 back. Fuck, I'd shoot out both her kneecaps for $39.

Fuck companies that make money by declaring war on their own customer base. I'm paying that piece of shit off in full next month.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you're going to say something like "you should have known better, why don't you manage your finances better, blah blah" then fuck off. Seriously, fuck off.

[close]

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]adaYUM5wl7c[/youtube]

[Madrun Badrun]

I skipped my classes today including my Kant class.  I have no German work ethic.  I think the ghost of Kant might come haunt me in my sleep. 

[Flannel Boy]

I think the ghost of Kant might come haunt me in my sleep. 

That reminds me. I woke up after my restful ten minutes of sleep this morning to the sight of a tarantula crawling on my pillow. As I jumped out of bed, the tarantula transformed into a giant, menacing rat and jumped at me.

Hallucinations are awesome.

[Phoenix Dark]

I have projects/papers to write for my two classes today, no need to go to class; due thursday  

And I got an email from my group partner. She says she's sick and can't make it to class this week, so we can't work on our project together on thursday. A partner that says when they can't attend class?

[Bacchus7]

I have projects/papers to write for my two classes today, no need to go to class; due thursday  

And I got an email from my group partner. She says she's sick and can't make it to class this week, so we can't work on our project together on thursday. A partner that says when they can't attend class?

Man, she knows how to blow you off.

[elektrikluv]

I bet.

[Phoenix Dark]

My thing is, if you aren't gonna show up please tell me. That way I don't feel like my time has been wasted. We got some stuff done this weekend so there's nothing to worry about.

[tiesto]

I'm so pissed. I got roped into going to a wedding for an acquaintance of mine (a decent enough chap, even though he's die-hard conservative, and we have barely anything in common)... the weekend of Winter Music Conference. Not only will I be missing Ultra Music Festival (which has some dubstep artists this year, and dubstep hardly ever comes to America, I'm not into the music that much but want to experience it live for once), but also my favorite DJ at the moment, Add2Basket, is playing a rooftop party on that Sunday.

So not only do I hate most weddings (and I know this wedding is gonna be as bland and milquetoast as they come... I would almost rather a geek-style themed wedding), but I get to miss a lot of good partying.

[T234]

Do it the way I do things: live your life, and should anyone who is not blood ask you to go to something you don't want to, tell them no.

Alternatively, show up to the wedding with your turntables and three grams of MDMA.

[tehjaybo]

Alternatively, show up to the wedding with your turntables and three grams of MDMA.

This can only turn out well.

[T234]

If nothing else, that would be the best reception ever.

[tehjaybo]

If I get married (LOL) I expect people from The Bore to show up, and tiesto to be there to randomly hook up to my PA system and start DJing. 

And Demi to be there JOing.  Because Billy will be there.

[T234]

I'll be there.

[drew]

ill crash the party and snort some coke off your wife's (LOL YEAH RIGHT) tits

[Flannel Boy]

I'll be there to watch tehjaybo pistol-whip drewsy.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'll be there to watch tehjaybo pistol-whip drewsy.

I doubt you'd even leave your cave for that.

[elektrikluv]

Can I be best man?

[drew]

I'll be there

Kentucky girls are prob damn hot

oh boy are you in for a surprise

[Madrun Badrun]

I have those dreams too.  They almost always involve a certain girl.   :'(

[Raban]

If the matrix was real, I would DEFINITELY be one of those people who would happily betray humanity and be hooked up again.

Really? I mean yeah, Zion would be pretty fucking stupid, but I would just become a programmer and create like hot bondage programs, with sexy dominatrices and jack myself in (and off ).

[tiesto]

If I get married (LOL) I expect people from The Bore to show up, and tiesto to be there to randomly hook up to my PA system and start DJing. 

And Demi to be there JOing.  Because Billy will be there.

I totally would!

[Green Shinobi]

If the matrix was real, I would DEFINITELY be one of those people who would happily betray humanity and be hooked up again.

I'd be the one who killed you.