Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 555721 times)

T234 · « **Reply #3240 on:** February 06, 2010, 02:15:22 AM »

Definitely NOT gonna join the Army on the 17th, for two reasons.

I will not be able to pass a drug test for quite a while because I have smoked medical-grade grass pretty much every day for months.

There is a job possibility I have an inside shot at that pays $18/hour starting out. Involves a drug test too, but when the potential gains are like this, Do Or Do Not There Is No Try.

Plus, my restlessness may do me in before that point.

Raban · « **Reply #3241 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:13:25 AM »

Does anybody else notice there are SEVENTY guests online right now? GAF down?

Raban · « **Reply #3242 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:16:14 AM »

Almost 90 now.

etiolate · « **Reply #3243 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:18:21 AM »

So I'm at the grocery store a bit ago, and I'm in the checkout lane waiting for this guy to find a working credit card, and I notice the stuff on the conveyer belt before mine. It was this single lady with a big gray sweater in line in front of me, and she had instant pancake batter, a six pack of Blue Moon, a carton of oranges and a bottle of real maple syrup. I was like dayamn, cat ladies have some good ideas.

Raban · « **Reply #3244 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:24:19 AM »

Man I'm really creeped out by all the guests on here. It's like, 125 guests now. Does anybody ever use the Who's Online feature of this board? Some of them are doing WEIRD things. There are like four people looking at jay's profile. Almost half of all these people are in the Hall of Shame. Wtf is going on.

Raban · « **Reply #3245 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:29:45 AM »

It looks like quite a few people are registering for new accounts. Uh-oh.

etiolate · « **Reply #3246 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:46:34 AM »

your avatar is freaking me out way more than the guests

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3247 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:16:54 AM »

Oh no, not a divulge of more gaffers

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3248 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:26:23 AM »

KENTUCKYBORE WILL RIIIIIISE AGAIN!

I put up a few flyers at the "Bear and Boar" club here. They sounded pretty interested in what we have to offer.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3249 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:54:28 AM »

All of those guests are probably bots.

That or Tube8.com is down again.

Raban · « **Reply #3250 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:02:41 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 06, 2010, 04:46:34 AM

your avatar is freaking me out way more than the guests

I almost want to change it, but I'm kinda hypnotized by it at this point.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3251 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:19:21 PM »

My roommate has been listening to this song for the last 30minutes
[youtube=560,345]LMN9xPqeS1c[/youtube]
"rhythm and praise (r&p)".

How many Christian songs reference Thundercats

demi · « **Reply #3252 on:** February 06, 2010, 02:46:14 PM »

[youtube=560,345]lBYFwf23m-4[/youtube]

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #3253 on:** February 06, 2010, 04:47:58 PM »

I just broke up with my girlfriend, bar none one of the worst nights of my life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3254 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:23:06 PM »

I really should get a phone just to be able to do the "I'm not alone thing".

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3255 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:29:15 PM »

Yeah I always pull out my phone when alone, it feels like people are staring at you otherwise, awkward.

edit: Plus loser guys seem to think just because you're waiting for your friends to return from the bathroom, that its the perfect opportunity for them to attempt a distinguished mentally-challenged conversation/leer.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3256 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:32:06 PM »

It's not the prefect time?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3257 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:32:58 PM »

Not to stare like a pervert or pull a cheesy chat up routine. Which is sadly the majority.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3258 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:33:59 PM »

When would be a good time to stare like a pervert then?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3259 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:34:13 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 06, 2010, 05:29:15 PM

Yeah I always pull out my phone when alone, it feels like people are staring at you otherwise, awkward.

edit: Plus loser guys seem to think just because you're waiting for your friends to return from the bathroom, that its the perfect opportunity for them to attempt a distinguished mentally-challenged conversation/leer.

HEY, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU LOOK ALONE AND VULNERABLE, WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND WHATNOT IN THE LAVATORY. WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON CRAVATS?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3260 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:34:48 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 06, 2010, 05:33:59 PM

When would be a good time to stare like a pervert then?

Never? But its even worse when the girl is alone.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3261 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:35:39 PM »

Yeah, Arvie! Be a gentlemen and at least wait until she is with her friends before you make her nauseous with your intense stares of lust!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3262 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:36:16 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2010, 05:34:13 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 06, 2010, 05:29:15 PM
Yeah I always pull out my phone when alone, it feels like people are staring at you otherwise, awkward.

edit: Plus loser guys seem to think just because you're waiting for your friends to return from the bathroom, that its the perfect opportunity for them to attempt a distinguished mentally-challenged conversation/leer.

HEY, I UMMMM, I, you..., I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT, UMMMMM, YOU LOOK ALONE AND VULNERABLE, WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND UMMMMM MY NAME IS ARVIE, AND UMMMM WHATNOT IN THE LAVATORY. WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON CRAVATS? :scaredoutofmymind

fixed

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3263 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:36:42 PM »

Then you vomit on her.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3264 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:37:11 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 06, 2010, 05:16:54 AM

Oh no, not a divulge of more gaffers

I'm sorry, I have to, deluge?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3265 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:37:26 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 06, 2010, 05:34:48 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 06, 2010, 05:33:59 PM
When would be a good time to stare like a pervert then?

Never?

Jees, girls are so fussy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3266 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:38:07 PM »

Don't worry, Arvie - that's what liquid courage is for. When you find yourself intimidated by the odds and suffering a lack of confidence, just get drunk! Nothing turns on a woman more than a sloppy drunk with whiskey breath and slurred speech.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3267 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:39:26 PM »

Willco's advice > GS's advice

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3268 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:39:27 PM »

Scotch smells better after having been on my lips.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3269 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:40:08 PM »

That just sounds kind of creepy.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3270 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:41:10 PM »

damn Arvie, your smooth lines just keep coming.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3271 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:41:56 PM »

My lips smell better after having been in some scotch, sounds way worse.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3272 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:44:16 PM »

Elektrikluv: "Umm, yes?"
Arvie: "I, uh couldn't help but notice that you're uh, alone and uh uh..."
Elektrikluv: "What?"
Arvie: "Want to lick my lips, they taste like scotch!"
Elektrikluv: "Uhhhh."
Arvie: "I drove myself here. Want to see my cravat collection?"
[Eletrikluv pulls out phone and pretends to talk on it]
Arvie: "Hello?"
Elektrikluv: "Sorry, I'm on the phone."
Arvie: "I didn't hear it ring."
Elektrikluv: "It's on silent."
Arvie: "Oh."

elektrikluv · « **Reply #3273 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:45:19 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3274 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:47:03 PM »

That's totally inaccurate. I can't drive.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3275 on:** February 06, 2010, 05:50:17 PM »

What was that stupid reality show where some guy gave a bunch of dating advice to total losers? We should basically produce that, with Green Shinobi as the guy giving advice and it could star Arvie, Malek and Phoenix Dark.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3276 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:13:32 PM »

Pretty short show, considering the advice would basically be "Move to Asia"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3277 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:14:56 PM »

It would also be short because none of us would follow his advice.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3278 on:** February 06, 2010, 06:18:22 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2010, 05:50:17 PM

What was that stupid reality show where some guy gave a bunch of dating advice to total losers? We should basically produce that, with Green Shinobi as the guy giving advice and it could star Arvie, Malek and Phoenix Dark.

The Pickup Artist

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pickup_Artist_%28TV_series%29

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3279 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:18:33 PM »

He wanted to fuck you or just hang out?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3280 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:48:15 PM »

Should have went with the midget. It would have been a sure thing.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3281 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:59:07 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 06, 2010, 05:32:58 PM

Not to stare like a pervert or pull a cheesy chat up routine. Which is sadly the majority.

It's the price girls pay for being hot. Sorry. It's your curse, unfortunately.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the woman I have now if I didn't take a shot in the dark. Losers have nothing to lose.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3282 on:** February 06, 2010, 09:11:54 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 06, 2010, 08:59:07 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 06, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Not to stare like a pervert or pull a cheesy chat up routine. Which is sadly the majority.
It's the price girls pay for being hot. Sorry. It's your curse, unfortunately.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have the woman I have now if I didn't take a shot in the dark. Losers have nothing to lose.

WTF? Aren't you twice her age or something?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3283 on:** February 06, 2010, 09:20:43 PM »

Once you're over 30 you can't look at hot chicks?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3284 on:** February 06, 2010, 09:27:03 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2010, 09:20:43 PM

Once you're over 30 you can't look at hot chicks?

Nope. Sorry.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3285 on:** February 06, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #3286 on:** February 06, 2010, 09:41:50 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #3287 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:16:04 PM »

Gonna start a diet on monday.....maybe $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3288 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:15:36 AM »

You need to create better nicknames.

Eric P · « **Reply #3289 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:17:13 AM »

today i spent like 12 hours with some friends

met a dutch dude and we discussed leftist history. we got talking because he was reading about 18th century protestant thought

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3290 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:19:32 AM »

Why do I get the feeling that Kosma doesn't even bother to learn their actual names, and refers to these women as "Girl A" and "Girl B" to their faces?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3291 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:23:57 AM »

I believe that was a plot point in Community.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3292 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:24:05 AM »

If you're going to use letters, you should use the letters H, P, and V.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3293 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:25:56 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 07, 2010, 12:23:57 AM

I believe that was a plot point in Community.

I don't watch stupid television.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3294 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:26:35 AM »

I hate everything.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3295 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:26:54 AM »

Community is decent.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3296 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:27:21 AM »

I wouldn't know.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3297 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:27:40 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 07, 2010, 12:26:35 AM

I hate everything.

:emowillco

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3298 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:27:49 AM »

Girl A knows about your warts and girl B is the young one right? In which case A should become Acknowledger girl, and B, baby girl.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3299 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:33:43 AM »

I'd say I hate everyone around me, but I guess I already covered that.

News:

Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 555721 times)