Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1418708 times)

naff · « **Reply #13920 on:** July 21, 2020, 09:58:47 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:20:17 PM

So my girlfriend discovered this thread and forum.

Pretty weird.

She would have joined as well...

red flag

Tasty · « **Reply #13921 on:** July 21, 2020, 10:01:10 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM

No one said anything about successful.

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Just getting by like any other idiot
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I don't think there's any point to downplaying progress.

In a world where most news is bad, why not celebrate some wins?

james · « **Reply #13922 on:** July 21, 2020, 10:30:35 PM »

Holy shit we could have a real live girl posting here?

BORK PLEASE

Positive Touch · « **Reply #13923 on:** July 21, 2020, 10:31:49 PM »

better delete that posting history asap

team filler · « **Reply #13924 on:** July 22, 2020, 12:38:11 AM »

does she like BBC

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #13925 on:** July 22, 2020, 12:56:46 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2020, 10:01:10 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM
No one said anything about successful.

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Just getting by like any other idiot
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I don't think there's any point to downplaying progress.

In a world where most news is bad, why not celebrate some wins?

Well I was more trying to be modest.

But she discovered this place a while ago and it's not excactly the best thing to happen. I've said a lot of crazy shit here. It would kind of be be like finding your husband's secret Nazi stash. Lots of questions about if you know the person or not. Pretty intense honestly. And also just kind of embarrassing to know the person your with cries about Final Fantasy a lot.

But I'm still trucking. I mean I've been a pretty fucked and out there person on this fourm, but you know all I can do is keep going and work towards better things, which I belive I am.

team filler · « **Reply #13926 on:** July 22, 2020, 01:22:33 AM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13927 on:** July 22, 2020, 09:01:22 AM »

It’s honestly probably a good set up after all the weird convos, no hiding aspects of yourself, just being true and present — good start for a relationship IMO

Tasty · « **Reply #13928 on:** July 22, 2020, 09:07:52 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 22, 2020, 12:56:46 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 21, 2020, 10:01:10 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on July 21, 2020, 09:55:39 PM
No one said anything about successful.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just getting by like any other idiot
[close]

I don't think there's any point to downplaying progress.

In a world where most news is bad, why not celebrate some wins?
Well I was more trying to be modest.

But she discovered this place a while ago and it's not excactly the best thing to happen. I've said a lot of crazy shit here. It would kind of be be like finding your husband's secret Nazi stash. Lots of questions about if you know the person or not. Pretty intense honestly. And also just kind of embarrassing to know the person your with cries about Final Fantasy a lot.

But I'm still trucking. I mean I've been a pretty fucked and out there person on this fourm, but you know all I can do is keep going and work towards better things, which I belive I am.

Tbh if she didn't run screaming after seeing this place, she's more of a keeper than otherwise.

Transhuman · « **Reply #13929 on:** July 22, 2020, 09:16:44 AM »

What's she up to these days?

team filler · « **Reply #13930 on:** July 22, 2020, 01:20:37 PM »

Quote from: riotous on July 22, 2020, 09:15:43 AM

Rahx to be known is a powerful thing.

My wife knows all of my dirty secrets and it's empowering.

Raist · « **Reply #13931 on:** July 22, 2020, 04:05:45 PM »

Quote from: james on July 21, 2020, 10:30:35 PM

Holy shit we could have a real live girl posting here?

BORK PLEASE

Sophie:

team filler · « **Reply #13932 on:** July 22, 2020, 04:52:18 PM »

Transhuman · « **Reply #13933 on:** July 22, 2020, 04:58:02 PM »

Quote from: riotous on July 22, 2020, 04:12:42 PM

Quote from: Transhuman on July 22, 2020, 09:16:44 AM
What's she up to these days?

Playing vidya, looking cute, and waiting on me hand and foot as usual.

I knew about the hands, but your feet as well?

Atramental · « **Reply #13934 on:** July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM »

I’m going full blown wizard this year and probably into next year as well.

Interpret that however you’d like.

Tasty · « **Reply #13935 on:** July 27, 2020, 08:14:04 AM »

I've been wizarding it up for close to two years now.

Rufus · « **Reply #13936 on:** July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM

Interpret that however you’d like.

OK.

Militia training in some forest.

Atramental · « **Reply #13937 on:** July 27, 2020, 11:03:59 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM

Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Interpret that however you’d like.
OK.

Militia training in some forest.

Rufus · « **Reply #13938 on:** July 27, 2020, 11:14:11 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #13939 on:** July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM »

atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race

Tasty · « **Reply #13940 on:** July 27, 2020, 11:30:21 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 27, 2020, 10:57:21 AM

Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 08:04:02 AM
Interpret that however you’d like.
OK.

Militia training in some forest.

I forget, is Atra bi? That might not be so bad.

Atramental · « **Reply #13941 on:** July 27, 2020, 12:23:59 PM »

Quote from: filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM

atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race

She’s too busy doing hard drugs now... $:-\$

james · « **Reply #13942 on:** July 27, 2020, 12:31:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 12:23:59 PM

Quote from: filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race
She’s too busy doing hard drugs now... $:-\$

team filler · « **Reply #13943 on:** July 27, 2020, 12:43:19 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 27, 2020, 12:23:59 PM

Quote from: filler on July 27, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
atra n possum pussy gonna save the white race
She’s too busy doing hard drugs now... $:-\$

I know that feel $:-\$ both being busy doing hard drugs and girls I care about being busy doing them

james · « **Reply #13944 on:** July 28, 2020, 11:14:37 AM »

Apparently shes seeing someone new already

BIONIC · « **Reply #13945 on:** July 28, 2020, 11:19:20 AM »

Quote from: james on July 28, 2020, 11:14:37 AM

Apparently shes seeing someone new already

Time to start doing some hard drugs

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #13946 on:** July 28, 2020, 11:48:29 AM »

The three stages of a long-term relationship: You hope they don't die, you wish they were dead, you don't care either way.

team filler · « **Reply #13947 on:** July 28, 2020, 04:59:52 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 28, 2020, 11:48:29 AM

The three stages of a long-term relationship:You do hard drugs together, You hope they don't die, you wish they were dead, you don't care either way. You wish you were doing hard drugs together

bluemax · « **Reply #13948 on:** July 29, 2020, 09:18:20 PM »

Yer boy bluemax has an honest to goodness in person date of sorts with a cute college professor this weekend. Matched with her on Monday, she responded to my message on Tuesday and we've been having a fun conversation the last couple hours. She mentioned buying some silly pants recently but not having worked up the courage to wear them to the store, so I took that and said "normally I'd say you should wear those on our first date but I don't know what that looks like right now." And then she responded by saying we could go to the grocery store (it is in an interesting part of town) and then people watch the weirdos afterwards.

Bebpo · « **Reply #13949 on:** July 31, 2020, 01:03:55 AM »

I get a lot of matches on Hinge with people who say they are "moderate" in political leanings.

Like I don't even understand what that means in today's political climate. Things are pretty heavily on "you are a fucking loon" or "you are rational and believe in science" and there's not a lot of grey area between.

shosta · « **Reply #13950 on:** July 31, 2020, 01:07:59 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on July 29, 2020, 09:18:20 PM

Yer boy bluemax has an honest to goodness in person date of sorts with a cute college professor this weekend. Matched with her on Monday, she responded to my message on Tuesday and we've been having a fun conversation the last couple hours. She mentioned buying some silly pants recently but not having worked up the courage to wear them to the store, so I took that and said "normally I'd say you should wear those on our first date but I don't know what that looks like right now." And then she responded by saying we could go to the grocery store (it is in an interesting part of town) and then people watch the weirdos afterwards.

"Do you believe love can bloom In a pandemic?"
"Yeah... I think it can."

Kara · « **Reply #13951 on:** July 31, 2020, 03:14:27 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 31, 2020, 01:03:55 AM

I get a lot of matches on Hinge with people who say they are "moderate" in political leanings.

Like I don't even understand what that means in today's political climate. Things are pretty heavily on "you are a fucking loon" or "you are rational and believe in science" and there's not a lot of grey area between.

Whenever someone self-describes as moderate I assume they mean that they don't really care about politics.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13952 on:** July 31, 2020, 03:25:03 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 31, 2020, 01:03:55 AM

I get a lot of matches on Hinge with people who say they are "moderate" in political leanings.

Like I don't even understand what that means in today's political climate. Things are pretty heavily on "you are a fucking loon" or "you are rational and believe in science" and there's not a lot of grey area between.

It's a new user thing. Kind of like how you wouldn't expect a virgin to say that eating ass upside down is what they want from a partner, even if that's what they believe in their heart.

At least that's been my experience, the SuperNormieLawl users I've chatted with turned out to be completely new to the online dating world.

Bebpo · « **Reply #13953 on:** July 31, 2020, 03:46:13 AM »

Interesting. I can see that.

Oblivion · « **Reply #13954 on:** August 04, 2020, 12:18:50 AM »

so here's a feel good story

some of you may remember that one chick i dated with the huge boobs, who i liked as a person but wasn't really attracted to her after a while? when we broke up it was pretty bad. we both had feelings for each other, but i wanted to break up, she didn't. it was pretty rough and it took a while to get over it. this was several years ago.

well, the good news is that she found someone else and is about to get married soon. i was concerned what was going to happen to her after we split, but seems she's doing great and better than ever.

bluemax · « **Reply #13955 on:** August 04, 2020, 02:11:16 AM »

Quote from: shosta on July 31, 2020, 01:07:59 AM

Quote from: bluemax on July 29, 2020, 09:18:20 PM
Yer boy bluemax has an honest to goodness in person date of sorts with a cute college professor this weekend. Matched with her on Monday, she responded to my message on Tuesday and we've been having a fun conversation the last couple hours. She mentioned buying some silly pants recently but not having worked up the courage to wear them to the store, so I took that and said "normally I'd say you should wear those on our first date but I don't know what that looks like right now." And then she responded by saying we could go to the grocery store (it is in an interesting part of town) and then people watch the weirdos afterwards.
"Do you believe love can bloom In a pandemic?"
"Yeah... I think it can."

It did not bloom. But that's okay.

Bebpo · « **Reply #13956 on:** August 04, 2020, 04:04:51 PM »

I matched with someone last night and wrote them something substantial, a couple hours later late at night they wrote me back something substantial but was finishing up Detroit and then passed out in bed. Went to reply this morning and they had unmatched.

Damn you David Cage

Also I feel if you reply at like 10pm or later, out of fairness, you really should give them until noon the next day to respond in case they’re asleep and not morning people.

james · « **Reply #13957 on:** August 04, 2020, 04:25:11 PM »

When you send a bunch of highly personalized and interesting messages and get nowhere

I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where you are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes by so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone

VomKriege · « **Reply #13958 on:** August 04, 2020, 06:16:09 PM »

Current girlfriend is out on vacation for 2-3 weeks. Last talk we had she basically said we could/should look for other people. She's seeking someone special really, and she doesn't feel it's me (and I agree it's not someone I imagine bringing in or living with in any near future). That's basically splitting up but as long as we are single we can still have some fun if we want it, I argued.

She goes back and forth with me, we'll see when she's back. Not that I'll fuck someone else in the meantime (...probably) but I feel it would be a bit awkward despite the conversation.

team filler · « **Reply #13959 on:** August 04, 2020, 06:54:36 PM »

she wants anal

shosta · « **Reply #13960 on:** August 04, 2020, 06:59:12 PM »

I agree with filler. You need to put it in her butt.

james · « **Reply #13961 on:** August 04, 2020, 07:07:08 PM »

Spit roast her like a corn on the cob at the state fair

Kara · « **Reply #13962 on:** August 04, 2020, 09:18:58 PM »

I was telling my SO about a stupid name I saw (I see a lot of stupid names in my line of work) that was:

First name: [Mythical creature]
Middle name: [Thing associated with the mythical creature]
Surname: [Something the kid is going to have to spell for the rest of their life]

I couldn't give the kid's actual name so I riffed and arrived at:

Gorgon Stone Smith

But wait, it gets worse.

While saying the name I did an aside after Gorgon. "Gorgon--that's like a Medusa--" because I realized that I had unintentionally chosen a stupid substitute name and my SO replied incredulously, "I know what a gorgon is!"

This absurd exclamation is now a running joke used when someone knows what someone else is explaining. #intimacy #ActualFeelGoodStory

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #13963 on:** August 07, 2020, 01:58:02 AM »

So my girl and I are back to LDR status for the next 8 months. For those who don't know (i don't post in this thread all that much), we dated for 6 months or so before she moved away for school. after a year and a half I said fuck it and moved across the country to be with her for the 9 months she had left in class. Last week I moved back to my home town and in with my mom to help her fight with cancer and keep her out of a nursing home while my girl goes through her residency program.

Despite this world's quest to kill my spirit, this time i refuse to drink too much in her absence. I refuse goddamnit.

Now excuse me while i roll this joint

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #13964 on:** August 07, 2020, 02:55:10 AM »

James this is for you. Listen to it you inconsolable bitch.

VomKriege · « **Reply #13965 on:** August 08, 2020, 06:14:40 PM »

I think coworker-I-exchange-memes-with might be something. A lot of shooting the shit (for several hours today...) via text, she dropped an off comment about "her ex" and a couple of other things. Offered a drink tonight. Had plans already but seemed cheerful at the idea of doing that in a couple of weeks.

OKCupid mobile app gets worse every other month, Jesus.

james · « **Reply #13966 on:** August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM »

When will I stop missing her

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #13967 on:** August 09, 2020, 04:49:31 AM »

had a pregnancy scare and after the initial shock wore off and it turned out to be a false alarm, i'm now thinking having a kid would be pretty nice (putting aside the current state of the world and the cultural stigma of a child pre-marriage). also not wearing condoms would be nice

Rufus · « **Reply #13968 on:** August 09, 2020, 06:14:39 AM »

Quote from: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM

When will I stop missing her

When you stop thinking about her.

VomKriege · « **Reply #13969 on:** August 09, 2020, 06:15:32 AM »

Quote from: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM

When will I stop missing her

You probably need a rebound.
Obviously the whole pandemic thing is a bit of an hindrance.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13970 on:** August 09, 2020, 10:10:37 AM »

Quote from: james on August 08, 2020, 11:58:55 PM

When will I stop missing her

When you redefine your life without her, learn to live for james again

kingv · « **Reply #13971 on:** August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM »

My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

BIONIC · « **Reply #13972 on:** August 10, 2020, 02:08:18 AM »

Quote from: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM

My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

You have kids together?

Either way, make sure to remember why you split in the first place. If that hasn’t been worked on, you’ll likely just fall in the same patterns again.

kingv · « **Reply #13973 on:** August 10, 2020, 02:17:34 AM »

We do have kids.

She’s in therapy now. I basically told her there’s no way I’m moving back in right now and if she’s serious about it, keep working on that, and we can revisit it in a year.

Also offered to go to couples therapy if that’s something she wants to do.

Kara · « **Reply #13974 on:** August 10, 2020, 02:47:21 AM »

Sorry about the divorce, breh.

james · « **Reply #13975 on:** August 10, 2020, 02:52:37 AM »

Quote from: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM

My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

Shosta told me this kind of stuff doesn't happen

There's hope

chronovore · « **Reply #13976 on:** August 10, 2020, 04:42:58 AM »

Quote from: kingv on August 10, 2020, 01:56:20 AM

My ex-wife that I just got divorced from like 3 months ago is now telling me she wants to get back together :-|

This devil dick is a fucking curse.

Getting back together with an EX is like trying a pair of shoes on again that didn’t fit right the first time.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13977 on:** August 10, 2020, 12:04:54 PM »

Broken in shoes

Kara · « **Reply #13978 on:** August 10, 2020, 12:15:03 PM »

If a relationship ended because one person became unbearable and they work on what made them unbearable first before any rapprochement takes place anything is possible.

Most people aren't capable of this level of self-awareness and impulse control, however.

team filler · « **Reply #13979 on:** August 10, 2020, 05:01:59 PM »

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1418708 times)