RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[BlueTsunami]

Its like that scene in Pi with the pulsing growth. Its so bothersome you need to cut It out, or at least obsess on it.

[seagrams hotsauce]

that thread is six months old fwiw. rahx has posted more encouraging stuff since then

[Kara]

Keep the Fake GAF snooping shite in the shite thread.

[Mandark]

But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

[nudemacusers]

When you get a little squirt of titty milk while she rides u

[Atramental]

 

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So that's what commenting on profile pics looks like. Huh. Interesting.

[Assimilate]

what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore? And why you doin that white undershirt with a button down

[nudemacusers]

yeah lose the visible undershirt you're not in IT or middle management.

[Assimilate]

what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore? And why you doin that white undershirt with a button down

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say male pattern baldness.

it could be an exaggeration. once i started getting that receding hairline i started shaving my head for almost 10 years until i realized i could still grow some hair out without looking like i'm holding on too long.

[BlueTsunami]

yeah lose the visible undershirt you're not in IT or middle management.

#lactationnation

[Valkyrie]

Atra probably looks even better bald than with a full head of hair. Rock on, handsome.

[BlueTsunami]

[brawndolicious]

Is Assimilate AIA?

[Assimilate]

what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore?

atra looks good bald

bitches love bald men

  1. he does but

2. they don't. i wish this were true, believe me, because i am heading straight here in another few years but the reality is they don't.

[toku]

there aren't any ugly boreans

[Assimilate]

but balding men who shave off the rest of what they have left, sure

again, most women prefer hair. this is a fact.

[I'm a Puppy!]

up handsome really should be in the newsfeed.

[Atramental]

I can't grow anything up top except some wisps of hair.

Also, I've already accepted my fate as a bald man.

If anything my baldness weeds out the uber superficial thots really quick.

[Atramental]

What sides? 

I shave my head every week.

[nudemacusers]

Why would anyone want to weed out superficial thots 

[Atramental]

It's just something I tell myself so I don't feel too bad about being bald.

[shosta]

Atra, I didn't really notice it until now because you don't post pics very often, but you're HELLA attractive, and you pull off the bald+beard combo really well. That should give you a lot of hope because it just means your relationship issues come from personality and location. If you moved somewhere else and just worked on being more confident + being the best you that you possibly can, you'll be rolling in it. I'm speaking honestly and not just talking you up.

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sththka would eat that ass

[I'm a Puppy!]

st&209$#!&%*tk would totally sit on your face.

[toku]

shosta is ace, thats the only canon

[Kara]

Gustav Mahler would side hug you in a Christian manner.

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Ron might get this one.

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[I'm a Puppy!]

Gustav Mahler would side hug you in a Christian manner.

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Ron might get this one.

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[Assimilate]

I can't grow anything up top except some wisps of hair.

Damn, you're like my younger brother. Dude is hanging on hard.


But there's literally nothing to hang on to 

[shosta]

My manager is married

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To her OLD BOSS 

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[BlueTsunami]

The moment wrath pulled out

[mormapope]

One lady friend is fucking nuts and ended our friendship for next to no reason, sent her vile messages, we still might be friends now after that.

Just started talking to another lady where we sexted almost instantly, swapped snapchats, and was greeted by a plethora of nudes and a couple vids of her being fucked. She seems really intrigued by the idea filming me fucking her.

Life is chaos, Im down with the devil but I still needs blessings either way.

[shosta]

I love mormapope updates  what happened to that thot that was pegging you?

[toku]

Ended up banging someone last night(by that I mean last, last night since it's now 6 am). It was cool but kinda empty, which made me kinda start questioning myself and if my earlier thought of just giving up for now and focusing on myself was the right call. I think it might have to do with mixed signals I get from this girl back home I still haven't gotten over. She dumped me but we're still cool on chat apps and she randomly calls me up every now and again on Line. I'm visiting home for a few months, flying tomorrow, so maybe it's the fact that I'll be back for a bit?

Either way I can't say I'm sweating things too much. I get a break from job and pussy search depression while catching up on vidya. As toku always says: we gon be alright.

bless up

[mormapope]

I love mormapope updates  what happened to that thot that was pegging you?

Shes the one that's crazy! 

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[Rahxephon91]

I sure matched with a lot more women while I was briefly in Milwaukee and Minneapolis/St Paul. Some of them even actually ok looking. Too bad I'm in Chicago. Though I really don't know why a change in Midwests locations would make a huge deal.

[Atramental]

I just assume people in big cities have higher/unrealistic standards since they have a nearly infinite amount of choice.

[Assimilate]

I just assume people in big cities have higher/unrealistic standards since they have a nearly infinite amount of choice.

This is true. It makes things like Tinder harder but easier to meet people out.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I just had some bad women related news that put me in a bad mood. And I feel like with recent developments that I'm bound to slip back into my bad self. I'm just really annoyed right now.

I guess I want a quick fix, but that dosent exist. I just wonder if I will ever be romantically/sexually satisfied and happy.

Probably not.

[Atramental]

Is it just me or is everyone super flaky during the summer? Jesus Christ. I’m totally going to a bar this weekend. Fuck tinder. 

[tiesto]

Is it just me or is everyone super flaky during the summer? Jesus Christ. I’m totally going to a bar this weekend. Fuck tinder. 

Heh, in hindsight all of my relationships started in Spring or Fall...

[BlueTsunami]

Y'all white boys need to urban dict cuffing season

[recursivelyenumerable]

been with my gf for a year now, still going great. we're going to Europe in the fall.

[naff]

Signed up to bumble on Friday(never done dating apps before), was feelin p thirsty. Wasn't sure what to put in my profile, how funny or personal etc so I just chucked in the best few photos I had (figured 4, like i kinda care, but didn't wanna look despo or too vain). Let some friends do some bumbling at dinner, and they updated my profile with a well know street joke I'd told: what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? dumb and lewd, but I had a weekend sex party with a thicc af lawyer that just moved back from Morocco missed out on a few matches that looked cute, but I didn't have time to respond, and have 20 more matches in the wings now. Shit is a little overwhelming tbh. Lawyer wants to go away to a bach an hour or so away next weekend  ima keep it chill, but also p keen.

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I don't get the joke, so you must be a hotty.

[naff]

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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I thought "dumb and lewd" was the punchline 

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what's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut the hooker 

[Atramental]

Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around. 

[Kara]

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's falafel.

[naff]

They also wrote it out in English and Maori, of which I'm 1/16th (but make no mention of it, I'm white af aside from v big lips).

So like, i respect prostitutes with a living wage AND the indigenous ppl of our nation. 

[Kara]

Thank you for your service.

[team filler]

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's falafel.

I think you mean... falawful 

[toku]

Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around. 

this cuffing season...cuff yourself first   

[naff]

Amend the punchline to reflect your desired respect for water sports. (I should prolly change my profile now. Small city. Don't wanna be the water sports guy).

Also, it's the first full blown week of winter here. Prob a good time, lotta cuties looking to huddle up.

<3

[Rahxephon91]

I also deleted all those internet dating apps. What pos. at this point I don't give a fuck about meeting women. It's whatever.

[Transhuman]

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Huddle up? Lol. Even if it cost 1U I wouldn't play that. Smart people skip Huddle Up and go straight to Deep Anal.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I've been seeing a girl now these last couple of weeks.  Pretty much my usual (pretty face, a little chubby, big tits).  I met her when I was pushing my dog around in a stroller

[naff]

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Huddle up? Lol. Even if it cost 1U I wouldn't play that. Smart people skip Huddle Up and go straight to Deep Anal.

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Divination has it's place man. Also ASSIST. Strictly 2HG limited banger though.

nvm:tmi

[Cryo]

what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?