RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[I'm a Puppy!]

An hour long drive is bonkers.

What are you? European?

Evidently not, otherwise he could get there in 15mins with public transports

[MMaRsu]

Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

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Looks like she might have a nice Mara for you.

  If that's a dude I'd fuck it 

[BlueTsunami]

Got matched on a Tinder esque dating site with this 21 year old Portugese bombshell O_o

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She gon fuck your butt like the slut you are

[Atramental]

Gonna meet all sorts of new ladies tomorrow night. Can’t wait. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Get out there and have a blast, put yourself first

[BlueTsunami]

And if none od that works out, leather is a good conducter of touch sense so rub your shit on everything. Front and back

[Atramental]

Fucking wow. What a night.

I’ll have to type this all out on my laptop instead of my phone.

[team filler]

[Atramental]

Also, it was a great night.

I’m pretty tired. I may just jot this stuff down on a note pad and type it up tomorrow.

[Atramental]

Nah. Fuck it.

Here’s the quick version:
-got to the event with my guy friend H. We had a couple of drinks before hand. I’m a bit high on pot as well.
-We dance and chat with some of the people there.
-He’s able to get molly.
-I take said Molly. 45 minutes pass and it hits HARD. It hits H even harder. He’s out in the smoking spot kinda blanking out and shit. He has some other friends watching him.
-My confidence just soars. I begin dancing with a bunch of girls. Grinding on them. I made out with at least 5 girls tonight. 2 were really into me and probably want to see me sometime soon since they wanted to add me on facebook ASAP. 
-The girl who I’ll not name’s gay friend was grabbing my butt a lot and said I look great in leather pants. A lot of other girls said so as well. 


I also got to get a photo you guys will love lol...

[VomKriege]

I also got to get a photo you guys will love lol...

No.

[Atramental]

It’s FemAtra related...

[CatsCatsCats]

Yes.

[Atramental]

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[Atramental]

I think I accidentally made a love triangle between me, 1 single mom, and 1 married mom who’s poly (we were essentially dry humping before we parted ways). 

[toku]

stop what happened happened
you enjoyed yourself fucking dope
don't keep picking it back up and inspecting it
that happened!
nice
enjoy your day

[BlueTsunami]

Atra finding about single moms 

Next season gonna be wild

[BlueTsunami]

You're gon find out what it truly means for a woman to be thirsty. Those little girls dont know shit.

[Atramental]

The married mom and I were making out so much. We were biting on each other too. 

[skullstorm]

Atra's gonna be a brother husband soon 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Just imagine what you could have done with a neck tattoo

[Atramental]

So.... now what?

Do I kinda let things simmer and not say anything to these moms for a couple of days? 

[team filler]

that molly you took had meth in it 

it's fun to party with 

[Atramental]

that molly you took had meth in it 

it's fun to party with 

Welp. 

[Nabbis]

So.... now what?

Do I kinda let things simmer and not say anything to these moms for a couple of days? 

Yeah sure, *here*'s some advice on what to do with two married women who you dry humped yesterday from dudes who were not there. 

Personally i would leave it at that cause it sounds like a headache and there's easier ways but depending on how everything went down it could be worth the trouble.

[Atramental]

I’ve just never been in this situation before.

It’s all so new to me.

edit: the poly mom is actually good friends with [redacted]. I even texted [redacted] last night to confirm that the poly mom was actually poly. 

Also, [redacted] seemed excited that I was actually getting with the poly mom. 

[shosta]

I’ve just never been in this situation before.

You're not in a situation. You met some cool people last night and that might turn into something or might not. Don't set your expectations too high.

[BlueTsunami]

The operstive word is single in single mom. Getting into some poly hijinks is just asking for more trouble. Especially since youre in search of depth. Its possum girl 2.0.

[MMaRsu]

Just get a normal gf atra wtf

[Atramental]

Normal girls don’t like me. 

Also, normal girls are generally boring af.

[Atramental]

I don’t mind being a fucktoy for a little bit. 

But eventually, yeah, I want to find something more meaningful.

[BlueTsunami]

I decided to treat myself and get some large-sized condoms, and goddamn, it makes such a difference. Why did I spend so many years not getting these?

Look at this magnum dong mofucka

[Atramental]

So. I have a bit of a problem.

Since I live in my brother’s house he has a bunch of stupid rules like: I’m not allowed to bring girls back to his house to fuck (his place is giant so it really shouldn’t matter...) or he’ll threaten to tell our parents and get me kicked out.

He’s fucking asexual (or something) and sort of religious. I guess his main concern is he doesn’t want any drama happening under his roof.

Anyways, I really should just move out and get my own place again but I was kinda expecting to get a raise at this point which hasn’t happened.

[Atramental]

No. Also he has way more dirt on me.

I just wish he wasn’t so fucking lame sometimes.

[toku]

fratricide is the only answer

[BlueTsunami]

So. I have a bit of a problem.

Since I live in my brother’s house he has a bunch of stupid rules like: I’m not allowed to bring girls back to his house to fuck (his place is giant so it really shouldn’t matter...) or he’ll threaten to tell our parents and get me kicked out.

He’s fucking asexual (or something) and sort of religious. I guess his main concern is he doesn’t want any drama happening under his roof.

Anyways, I really should just move out and get my own place again but I was kinda expecting to get a raise at this point which hasn’t happened.

What reality are YOU in Atra jesus fucking Christ Lmao its like you were born under a sign that prevents you from getting pussy every which way

[toku]

he will begin to live deliciously as soon as earth has tasted the brother's blood

[BlueTsunami]

he will begin to live deliciously as soon as earth has tasted the brother's blood

The only way to lift this curse, surely

Pussy God requires blood of ones kin

[Atramental]

I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

[BlueTsunami]

I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

Its fascinating you and your brother differ this much

[benjipwns]

I decided to treat myself and get some large-sized condoms, and goddamn, it makes such a difference. Why did I spend so many years not getting these?

"accidentally" dropping them really works that well huh?

[Atramental]

I grew up in a very sex negative environment/culture and it has fucked up so many things.

I was telling my brother that our upbringing really did a number on us and that normal every day people aren’t this against sex/sexuality.

Its fascinating you and your brother differ this much

He looks down on my drug usage as well.

Basically, I've become much more hedonistic and he's remained somewhat ascetic.

I got him to smoke pot once (thinking that it would open him up) but he didn't really care for it. He said it made him feel like he was stuck at the bottom of a pit.

[CatsCatsCats]

Kinda sounds like he is

[Atramental]

I'm going to see if I can get my "cool" aunt to talk some sense into him.

[Atramental]

Okay, sooo my “cool” aunt wasn’t really cool with the fact that I’m potentially getting with a married mom but she was fine with me getting with that single mom. 

Also, I was able to persuade my brother some more. He says it’s fine if I bring a “date” home when he’s already asleep or away or whatever.

[CatsCatsCats]

Lol I would never tell my aunt that shit

[Phoenix Dark]

You're fucking your aunt now? Man I'm behind on this show.

[Atramental]

Lol I would never tell my aunt that shit

My aunt is one of the more “open minded” people in my family compared to everyone else.

Also, I bet my parents still believe I’m a virgin. 

edit: basically... never get raised by devoutly religious parents, brehs...

[Bebpo]

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[Bebpo]

Honestly the take away and the advice I'd have for the youngins here is even if you suck at dating, don't give up and stick with dating in your 20s because 20-30 is your prime chance to meet your lifelong partner and if you're dumb like me and don't date during most of that you'll end up with a big handicap against you in dating from that point on. 30-35 is still doable but your'e running out of time there, so your best bet is to get married by 30ish.

[Atramental]

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They're out in public events going after guys like me. 

[Phoenix Dark]

You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

[Bebpo]

You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Money/job doesn't mean much around here. Plus there's the maturity thing and yeah I really want to date people around 31-35 these days if I can find them.

[Atramental]

The single mom reached out to me first. 

She thirsty.

[shosta]

pretty sure she wanted to fuck TONIGHT

[Atramental]

I can't fuck tonight. I have a busy day early tomorrow. 

[shosta]

message her, go over, bone, and walk in late tomorrow

[Atramental]

I've been showing up late to work too many times.

I can't afford to keep this trend going.

edit: Also, I don't fuck well under pressure/when I'm tired.

[Atramental]

Also, the roads in my area are possibly going to freeze over tonight.

So I'll have to be on call all day tomorrow from my home office.

[hampster]

Good nights rest