I'm only a person who doesn't eat meat.
Anyway, there's some new Beyond products at Carl's Jr. (What a surreal thing to behold, probably the most socially regressive burger chain is also the most adventurous one wrt to meat substitutes.)
My mini-reviews:
1. Beyond BBQ Cheeseburger: This one's missing bacon. Might buy some Morningstar veggie bacon to cook and try on this thing to see if it makes things right.
2. Beyond Sausage (Breakfast) Burrito: Sausage was fine but this is missing a liquid to bind the contents. The pico de gallo or w/e in it is struggle af.
3. Beyond Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit: Probably the most "on point" of these but I'm not paying this much money for something this uninteresting again.