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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Wrath2X on July 14, 2018, 09:51:33 PM

Title: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Wrath2X on July 14, 2018, 09:51:33 PM
 :doge
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 14, 2018, 09:55:55 PM
He exists because he does.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2018, 10:01:01 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nPTueH2.jpg)
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2018, 10:18:44 PM
None of those are positive. I’m not picking any of them. I’m looking to make that whore my third wife.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: toku on July 14, 2018, 10:21:07 PM
I bet he's happily married. No kids. Has a nice book shelf and a favorite used book store "in town." Probably smiles to himself a lot. Lives well, richly, you know? Enjoying the simple things.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2018, 10:31:29 PM
I bet bro’s got a jungle bush and 70s chest hair. After we freak like funk musicians I’m going to use his wet chest hair to clean my ass and face. Not in that order.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Sai on July 14, 2018, 10:38:15 PM
moblin alt
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2018, 10:41:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNA2PBA6yrQ
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2018, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 14, 2018, 10:52:59 PM
benji is garbage.

I knew he was Hillary Clinton.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2018, 10:59:40 PM
benji is a sweetheart.  Add a good option!
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: agrajag on July 14, 2018, 11:07:14 PM
a good option for me to poop on!
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Kara on July 14, 2018, 11:10:46 PM
Benjamin "Benji" Pwns
Born: ███████████, ██████, ██
Official Cover: income producing staff, post-secondary institution
Stationed in: ████████
Employed by: KeyWiki
Position: Contributor
Analysis: ███ ████ ██ █████ █████ ██████ ██ ███ █████. ███ █████ █████ ███ █████ ████ ███ ████ ███. █████ ██ █████ ██ █████ ██ █ ███████ █████. ██████████ ██ "████" ███████, ██████████ ██ ███████████ ██████████. ██████ ███████ █████████████.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: BisMarckie on July 14, 2018, 11:13:16 PM
:putin

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You're all joking in here while he gathered enough kompromat to end every single one of us.
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Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: toku on July 14, 2018, 11:15:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9s0pPYY.jpg)
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on July 14, 2018, 11:33:26 PM
More importantly, why is benjipwns?
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Post by: sphagnum on July 14, 2018, 11:45:58 PM
Mutualist.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: shosta on July 15, 2018, 01:05:38 AM
I think the thing he hates most is attention, so he's absolutely not going to engage with this thread.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Mandark on July 15, 2018, 01:07:31 AM
Thesis: benji is a libertarian

Antithesis: benji has explained several times in detail that he is not a libertarian

Synthesis: benji is a libertarian
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: agrajag on July 15, 2018, 01:12:46 AM
benji is a librarian
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: TVC15 on July 15, 2018, 01:54:29 AM
I think the evidence solidly points to him being some sort of “internet tulpa.”
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: warcock on July 15, 2018, 03:44:41 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 14, 2018, 10:18:44 PM
None of those are positive. I’m not picking any of them. I’m looking to make that whore my third wife.

Considering how prolific and verbose he is, dude is either paralyzed waist down or has fuck you  money( or both). Place your bets.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: team filler on July 15, 2018, 04:34:13 AM
boy genius aka the kid
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Post by: VomKriege on July 15, 2018, 04:45:40 AM
Doxxing like nobody's watching.

https://youtu.be/zoidPkPyIAQ
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Post by: benjipwns on July 15, 2018, 04:55:21 AM
 :-[ :uguu :-[

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t02v9EUHs30

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:popular :no1curr :popular

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:tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
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Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2018, 12:33:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 15, 2018, 01:54:29 AM
I think the evidence solidly points to him being some sort of “internet tulpa.”

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A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.

Checks out.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: agrajag on July 15, 2018, 12:34:43 PM
So you're saying Benji is our imaginary friend?
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Yeti on July 15, 2018, 02:50:28 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 15, 2018, 12:33:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 15, 2018, 01:54:29 AM
I think the evidence solidly points to him being some sort of “internet tulpa.”

Quote
A tulpa is an entity created in the mind, acting independently of, and parallel to your own consciousness. They are able to think, and have their own free will, emotions, and memories. In short, a tulpa is like a sentient person living in your head, separate from you.

Checks out.

I remember this from an episode of Supernatural.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2018, 03:04:47 PM
Knowing it from Supernatural instead of Twin Peaks Season 3. :scust
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Yeti on July 15, 2018, 06:56:54 PM
It appeared on Supernatural waaaay before Twin Peaks season 3.

Also I have never watched Twin Peaks.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: agrajag on July 15, 2018, 07:09:42 PM
Mods help!
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Oblivion on July 15, 2018, 07:18:06 PM
I'll do you one better: WHY is benjipwns?
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: toku on July 15, 2018, 07:18:57 PM
we failed benji with this thread
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: MMaRsu on July 15, 2018, 07:46:40 PM
I think benji is a bot
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2018, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 15, 2018, 06:56:54 PM
It appeared on Supernatural waaaay before Twin Peaks season 3.

Also I have never watched Twin Peaks.

:scust
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 15, 2018, 08:56:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8Gn05idpk
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 15, 2018, 11:15:59 PM
 "... a breath of fresh air. benjipwns brings his own self and style, yet is true to Buckley’s legacy of rigorous exploration of political thought."

- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: TVC15 on July 15, 2018, 11:24:39 PM
I blew snot all over my copy of Sexual Personae last night in a ritual designed to give him more power. I think it’s why I’m so sick and weak now.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 07:29:04 AM
Where is banji
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2019, 08:59:32 AM
benji is cohen.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Mandark on March 03, 2019, 11:01:07 AM
Making me think Wrath was back.


:bolo
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 01:48:09 PM
Quote from: Mandark on March 03, 2019, 11:01:07 AM
Making me think Wrath was back.


:bolo

Where is wrath
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on March 03, 2019, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Stro on March 03, 2019, 12:50:54 PM
You really are one of the most hateful people I've ever encountered on the internet

(he's bipolar)
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: team filler on March 03, 2019, 05:55:36 PM
go raidahs!
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 03, 2019, 08:40:07 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 01:48:09 PM
Quote from: Mandark on March 03, 2019, 11:01:07 AM
Making me think Wrath was back.


:bolo

Where is wrath

He got tired of posting on forums.
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: agrajag on March 03, 2019, 08:43:37 PM
benji is Great Rumbler's son
Title: Re: What is benjipwns?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 03, 2019, 09:51:14 PM
Quote from: skullstorm on March 03, 2019, 07:29:04 AM
Where is banji

WHY IS BENJI