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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2640 on: April 25, 2016, 12:28:54 PM »
Gave coffee Mio another shot after initially hating it. Instead of just squirting it in water, I blended it when ice and soymilk. Shit is amazing. Between the protein, the h20, and the caffeine, this is p much all I need to stay alive.  8)

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2641 on: April 25, 2016, 04:26:58 PM »
One of the threads was unstickied :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2642 on: April 25, 2016, 04:30:19 PM »
Got an offer letter on a job that is pays over two and a half times what I’m currently making. Hopefully I don’t fuck this up!

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2643 on: April 25, 2016, 05:07:41 PM »

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2644 on: April 25, 2016, 11:46:36 PM »
Didn't have time to cut the grass this weekend so I did it today after work. Started around 8PM; the sun was going down but it was bright enough to do, and more importantly wasn't hot at all.

Just took the garbage out a few minutes ago (it's nearly midnight) and it's lightly raining outside. The drizzle plus the smell of a newly cut lawn
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2645 on: April 27, 2016, 04:20:05 AM »
Finished work before 22:00 for the first time this week. Time to go explore that ol' "Quality of Life" thing for the evening.


A work buddy just gave me free 5 cans of extra strong skruff snus.

This week's been lit :lawd
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2646 on: April 27, 2016, 03:13:31 PM »
Poppers / hair growth combo drug

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2647 on: April 27, 2016, 03:33:40 PM »
Isn't Kaffir a type of fruit? Guess that makes sense. :doge

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2648 on: April 27, 2016, 03:38:32 PM »
 :-*

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2649 on: April 28, 2016, 10:46:54 AM »
My DUI was dismissed. So that's eh...good

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2650 on: April 28, 2016, 12:46:10 PM »
Whut, you had one too? How did I miss this?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2651 on: April 28, 2016, 01:47:21 PM »
He didn't have one. It was dismissed.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2652 on: April 28, 2016, 01:57:10 PM »
Alright, fuck. He almost did.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2653 on: April 29, 2016, 02:20:46 PM »
So I had a client who had this manager that was the most stereo typical tumblrina you could imagine.  For example, they were a retailer and for their summer catalog they put a pic of a model in a bikini on the front cover. And she proceeded to throw a fit all the way up to the CEO saying that because the model had prominent boobs they were objectifying women and that they were misogynist. The CEO essentially said, "Thanks, we'll take it into consideration. But the catalogs are already printed and shipped." hell, she was once referred to HR because she told the receiptionist at the front desk while there were customers there that she didn't have to dress so sexy and she didn't have to objectify herself.  I couldn't wait to get off that project.

Well, I get an email from a friend I made while I was there. Guess who was fired today for downloading several gigs of big tit lesbian, BBC and BDSM porn on the company network? :hitler
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2654 on: April 29, 2016, 03:08:56 PM »
Is she attractive?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2655 on: April 29, 2016, 03:38:26 PM »
Is she PD?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2656 on: April 29, 2016, 05:00:34 PM »
Whut, you had one too? How did I miss this?
Yes, I went out with a few coworkers and had some drinks. I don't drink much, more of a social drinker and I'm not a big guy. So I'm a lightweight. I had 3 beers and that's enough to get my loose.

Anyway, short story is I was stopped and arrested. I wasn't a dick to the cops and only blew a point over. I mean I didn't feel like I was slapped or anything.

Anyway my Plumber friend/boss suggested a lawyer. We got him and he knew everyone at the courthouse here. The cop himself even said I was a nice kid and whatnot. The lawyer was able to get them to throw it out since basically the judge ruled that it was a bad stop. At most I was speeding, but I didn't show signs of bad driving since even in he report it said my driving was fine, answered all questions, and was cooperative.

My lesson from this. I can only handle two beers and drive the less direct way home from bars.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2657 on: April 29, 2016, 05:08:02 PM »
Finally got around to getting an Amex platinum (getting to waive the fee helps). Now I can be a real debtor! :usacry
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2658 on: April 29, 2016, 06:45:42 PM »
Well, I get an email from a friend I made while I was there. Guess who was fired today for downloading several gigs of big tit lesbian, BBC and BDSM porn on the company network? :hitler

Was it me?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2659 on: April 29, 2016, 10:22:56 PM »
Starting to slim down.

Also, going to start putting coconut/mct oil in my coffee again. That seems to help me a lot with my carb cravings.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2660 on: April 29, 2016, 10:44:57 PM »
Starting to slim down.

Also, going to start putting coconut/mct oil in my coffee again. That seems to help me a lot with my carb cravings.
Heavy cream is good too

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2661 on: April 29, 2016, 10:47:28 PM »
Much rather drink it black with the oil, tbh.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2016, 11:30:11 PM by Pallando »

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2662 on: April 30, 2016, 12:52:12 PM »
I'd rather eat avocados and yogurt to get my fat.

edit: Believe it or not, I actually like the taste of most coffee. Hence, why I try to keep it as black as possible.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2016, 12:56:24 PM by Pallando »

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2663 on: April 30, 2016, 12:56:36 PM »
Starting to slim down.

Also, going to start putting coconut/mct oil in my coffee again. That seems to help me a lot with my carb cravings.

I on the other hand discovered $3 ravioli.  Gonna get big then I'm gonna get bigger.   

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2664 on: April 30, 2016, 01:29:59 PM »
Yesterday I was at work chilling with like six coworkers/friends when I get a text from my best friend and his boyfriend to have dinner at Faneuil Hall. We make plans for the three of us to go to a gay bar afterwards. After I eat, I go back up to grab my stuff from work and they're all still there.

Somehow they all end up crashing the gay bar with us. :lol What a great/weird night.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2665 on: May 01, 2016, 05:32:15 PM »
Made beef pot roast with carrots, mushrooms, & onions.  :delicious

Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2666 on: May 03, 2016, 02:57:05 PM »
I'd rather eat avocados and yogurt to get my fat.

edit: Believe it or not, I actually like the taste of most coffee. Hence, why I try to keep it as black as possible.

To me, MCT oil destroys the flavor of coffee just as bad as milk/cream. So I bought cold pressed coconut oil capsules for 8x the price by weight, but you can’t beat the convenience.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2667 on: May 04, 2016, 12:31:48 AM »
filth

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2668 on: May 04, 2016, 08:51:59 AM »
3 job interviews in one day. Offer from 2 of them the next day already.  :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2669 on: May 04, 2016, 09:39:51 AM »
Found out I don't have diabetes today! :rejoice

Also found out I have excellent blood pressure so that's cool.

I've been terrified of going to the doctor to check if I have diabetes.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2670 on: May 04, 2016, 09:50:29 AM »
It was sweet but that might have just been because i pissed into a coke bottle.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2671 on: May 04, 2016, 02:01:54 PM »
Oh, shit. That sounds amazing.  :o


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2672 on: May 05, 2016, 01:19:47 AM »
Found out I don't have diabetes today! :rejoice

Also found out I have excellent blood pressure so that's cool.

Congratulations on giving the White Man more justification for lumping Semitic peoples in with white people for census purposes.

e: Modafinil is the truth, though I don't find it viable as a long-term stimulant (like over 2 days).

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2673 on: May 05, 2016, 02:47:21 AM »
3 job interviews in one day. Offer from 2 of them the next day already.  :rejoice

back in cph?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2674 on: May 05, 2016, 03:09:11 AM »
Very good news (in a sense) actually Wrath bless up. Nuitrion is important but also very subjective/person 2 person so I'm glad you're more aware of your personal needs!

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2675 on: May 05, 2016, 11:43:39 AM »
So that modafinil wore off after about 6 hours. I had heard it was an all day thing. Not for me. I actually kind of crashed a bit and had to get a strong coffee to finish out the day. Still, I'd give it an A+ for the time it worked.

How were you using it? You're supposed to use it before you would normally go to sleep, not as a caffeine substitute.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2676 on: May 05, 2016, 12:59:42 PM »
From what I know of its mechanism that doesn't make sense unless you're carrying a huge sleep debt. (It blocks the chemical reaction in your body that tells you to sleep.)

On a related note, I'm finally down from my ~2 grams of caffeine (not milligrams, grams) a day, still tired af phase that was necessary for work. This sleep stuff is pretty powerful. Who knew?

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2677 on: May 05, 2016, 02:20:49 PM »
Yes, it's a narcolepsy treatment medication, not a stimulant in the traditional sense.

When I used it to all nighter in university I'd usually go to bed after taking the exam or turning in my paper, but there were times I'd dose through two days without sleep.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2678 on: May 05, 2016, 03:34:31 PM »
Four Kara posts on a single page of the Daily Triumph thread, surely this shatters the record. :rejoice
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2679 on: May 05, 2016, 03:43:44 PM »
Yeah but he's trying to turn a triumph into a struggle so I don't think it really counts
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2680 on: May 05, 2016, 03:53:13 PM »
American Express wants me to go platinum charge card. (This routinely happens but I just got an email about it.)

There, you fucking curmudgeon.

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« Reply #2681 on: May 05, 2016, 04:22:58 PM »
Pulled a Pam from The Office and invented a position for myself after a leadership shuffle. No pay change, but it's a resume padder and something I'm interested in.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2682 on: May 05, 2016, 04:28:30 PM »
Pulled a Pam from The Office and invented a position for myself after a leadership shuffle. No pay change, but it's a resume padder and something I'm interested in.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2683 on: May 05, 2016, 10:46:29 PM »
I still have a couple months supply of modafinil left (I bought six months worth).

I think it's alright.  The first week on it was amazing and I've never been able to duplicate the feeling and productivity I had with it since.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2684 on: May 06, 2016, 09:23:55 AM »
American Express wants me to go platinum charge card. (This routinely happens but I just got an email about it.)

There, you fucking curmudgeon.

Why not go right for the Black?  :doge
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2685 on: May 06, 2016, 09:30:21 AM »
Cause he'd like to retain the option of going back.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2686 on: May 06, 2016, 11:57:31 AM »
I'm not baller enough for the Centurion Card. Yet.

See there I go turning this into a struggle thread again.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2687 on: May 06, 2016, 10:26:22 PM »
After two months of organizational work, yesterday I ran my company's second-ever day of talks (for employees, by employees.) Two long months of trying to get people to submit talks, getting buy-in from various dept heads (employees are basically not doing work for the 3.5 hours of talks), getting people to actually vote on talks, making sure the presenters were on-track, and more...

It finally paid off. Compared to the first event, we had 5 more talks (12 total), 1 more track (3 total), 3 more departments involved (sales, ops, analytics), and we live streamed to other offices for the first time (and backed them up, to boot.) Been told by multiple higher-ups in engineering how proud they are with how it turned out and how we definitely need to do another one in six months.

And the thing is, it was all me. I almost never prop myself up that much, but I brought up the idea to my manager in February. I settled on the dates. I sent the emails. I tracked people down. I moved the TVs and set up the laptops. I ran around yesterday from room to room constantly to make sure everything was running smoothly. This literally would not have happened without me and seeing it all come together so well has made me super fucking emotional. I almost can't even believe I pulled it off.

Not only do I have more clout now (pulling off talk day #3 should be so much easier), but I have WAY more confidence that this is the direction I want to move in my career. As an engineer, you either trend towards management or lead engineer (basically management.) But I don't like management. I realized in January that my way forward is becoming a developer evangelist-type. Less coding (still a good amount), but more open source work, more attending and organizing meetups, more blog posts, and basically more developer support. There's a stated need at our company right now to be more visible in the Boston tech community and I'm pretty much the only one who actually cares enough to see it happen. If I can pull it off, I'll advance my career without going into management and cement my place as being invaluable to the company.

Between this talks thing, the complete replacement of my entire wardrobe two weeks ago (90% of which was given as gifts by my family over the years), and my first boyfriend, it feels like I'm putting all the pieces in place for me to be successful and (hopefully) happy in my late-20s. Feels good man.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2688 on: May 06, 2016, 10:57:00 PM »
 :success Putting in the work in your 20s will pay off as you get older
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2689 on: May 08, 2016, 03:08:28 AM »
Thought my networked devices were having trouble, but managed to figure out that it was a wi-fi router causing the problems. Pulled it off the network, and now all my devices have improved speed. :hyper

My laptop wend from 39Mbps downloads to nearly 85Mbps.

Perhaps more excitingly, my set-top box is no longer reporting things like, "Your show will be ready to play in 4 hours, 11 minutes." :maf

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2690 on: May 12, 2016, 06:36:41 PM »
Gave my boss a demonic cac glare and said, "don't fuck with me today."

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2691 on: May 12, 2016, 06:40:41 PM »
Gave my boss a demonic cac glare and said, "don't fuck with me today."

I thought only Michael Ironside had that skill. Maybe Lee Marvin too.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2692 on: May 12, 2016, 07:11:04 PM »
I spent half of the day here at work fucking with a soldering iron and putting on a backlight to my old DMG Game Boy.

I love being unsupervised and having access to a cool tech bench
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2693 on: May 13, 2016, 03:12:45 AM »
Gave my boss a demonic cac glare and said, "don't fuck with me today."

I thought only Michael Ironside had that skill. Maybe Lee Marvin too.

Any millennial would say the same, I'm just fortunate enough to have the voice.

Think cac Barry White.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2694 on: May 15, 2016, 10:15:42 PM »
I went to the first stage of the Tour of California today and it was probably the most starstruck I've ever been. I got to stand like 2 feet away from mai husbando John Degenkolb, be the only AmeriKKKan hanging out at the bus for the team I support where the riders were francophone af and shouting ça va all the time, I got to boo Peter Sagan in person, and I got to be obnoxious and ring a cowbell for hours. A+++++ would go again.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2695 on: May 16, 2016, 02:04:44 PM »
Had a lunch pint.  I feel like I should drink more during work. 

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2696 on: May 17, 2016, 12:17:02 PM »
I've had some great ideas for short stories the past few days, the best coming this morning. I'd like to write and collect them and incorporate hidden sigil magick within them so that hundreds of millions of people will be forced to suffer when they are read. I'll keep you posted.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2697 on: May 17, 2016, 12:30:16 PM »
I've had some great ideas for short stories the past few days, the best coming this morning. I'd like to write and collect them and incorporate hidden sigil magick within them so that hundreds of millions of people will be forced to suffer when they are read. I'll keep you posted.

Do any of them involve Arvie's secret butthole? If not, why not?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #2698 on: May 17, 2016, 12:32:17 PM »
I don't want to say much about any Arvie-inspired stories, but I will say that I have been listening to this song a lot:

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« Reply #2699 on: May 17, 2016, 01:37:45 PM »
I've had some great ideas for short stories the past few days, the best coming this morning. I'd like to write and collect them and incorporate hidden sigil magick within them so that hundreds of millions of people will be forced to suffer when they are read. I'll keep you posted.

Do any of them involve Arvie's secret butthole? If not, why not?

wait its a secret?  Who didn't tell you about it?