Please share your triumph of the day

[Joe Molotov]

I was playing MTG against a guy today that was simultaneously having a fight with his gf on the phone over something involving his mother. It was a triumph because I beat him.

[Brehvolution]

The gf calling is immune to counter spells.

[T234]

The gf calling is immune to counter spells.

THAT PUSSY IS A CAVERN OF SOULS

[Kara]

Is using a surrogate technically an alternate playing cost?

[T234]

Yep.

[Madrun Badrun]

Had a Mike's Hard frozen strawberry lemonade slush.  It was delicious. 

[nachobro]

Six vodka sodas and an order of wings and my tab was $22. Dive bars attached to shit hotels are the greatest

[Kara]

Helped a taxpayer not pay tax on income they didn't need to pay tax on under the terms of a tax treaty. I love tax treaties, real talk. For whatever reason they give people fits but they're not quite that bizarre for me. Perhaps years of Magic: the Gathering making it normative that there be an overarching set of rules that are superseded in specific situations by mutual agreement. (Fuck off MaRo.)

I also discovered that for whatever reason the tax treaty between the Soviet Union and the U.S. is still posted on the IRS website in its listing of tax treaties and have decided to become an expert on it, being an expert on obsolete socialist obscura being very on personal brand imo.

[Atramental]

Finally signed up for a gym membership.

Now I just have to go there. A lot.

[Tasty]

Finally signed up for a gym membership.

Now I just have to go there. A lot.

Make sure to make lingering eye contact in the showers.

[Atramental]

I don't even like making eye contact when I'm fully clothed. Much much less when I'm buck nekkid.

Thankfully, my office has a shower.

[Tasty]

Also take before/after pics.

[TVC15]

Show us yr butt

[Atramental]

[TVC15]

It'd be that color by the time I was done with it.

[Atramental]

Okay, enough of my shit posts. I need to sleep. 

[chronovore]

Finally signed up for a gym membership.

Now I just have to go there. A lot.

Working out will be good for your mood and overall health. Eating better or less will be good for your weight.

[Huff]

I don't even like making eye contact when I'm fully clothed. Much much less when I'm buck nekkid.

Thankfully, my office has a shower.

Knowing you, I think you could use some of the tricks I do to "force" yourself into going
-schedule gym time into your calendar
-join a class or two so there's a time or thing to make sure you go
-you could schedule a session or two with a trainer - help you get back started and give an appointment to go to

GLHF

[CatsCatsCats]

Got some All Dressed Ruffles

[bork]

Last day at work.  Leaving earlier than I expected. 


I am so incredibly disconnected from this place right now.  Started feeling that way Wednesday, but now I'm in full-on gotta git the fuck outta here mode.

[bork]

Out of there and already home.  Have a week off before the new job.  Fuckin' finally. 

[CatsCatsCats]

realized game 7 is on Sunday which will cut down on the human interaction I'm required to perform on Father's Day

[chronovore]

Out of there and already home.  Have a week off before the new job.  Fuckin' finally. 

[Alcoholic Fish]

Electrical fire at the office at 2 a.m. Sprinklers went off and contained it. The fire was on my floor, in my section. Gonna be a good week off

[TVC15]

Today I found out Michael Jackson actually had taste:

http://jezebel.com/michael-jackson-stockpiled-gruesome-pornography-photos-1782318923#_ga=1.183772128.792577527.1448898025

I guess there were some good things about him.

[Tasty]

Today I found out Michael Jackson actually had taste:

http://jezebel.com/michael-jackson-stockpiled-gruesome-pornography-photos-1782318923#_ga=1.183772128.792577527.1448898025

I guess there were some good things about him.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Finally signed up for a gym membership.

Now I just have to go there. A lot.

Make sure to make lingering eye contact in the showers.

Want to get the shit beat out of you? Because this right here is how you get the shit beat out of you.

[Atramental]

Boston, MA is no Greenville, SC that's for sure.

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Eh, on second thought. Boston isn't that progressive either when you're with the common folk.

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[Mupepe]

Today I found out Michael Jackson actually had taste:

http://jezebel.com/michael-jackson-stockpiled-gruesome-pornography-photos-1782318923#_ga=1.183772128.792577527.1448898025

I guess there were some good things about him.

I read this article yesterday and actually thought "TVC 15 would approve"

[Tasty]

Finally signed up for a gym membership.

Now I just have to go there. A lot.

Make sure to make lingering eye contact in the showers.

Want to get the shit beat out of you? Because this right here is how you get the shit beat out of you.

[TVC15]

Today I found out Michael Jackson actually had taste:

http://jezebel.com/michael-jackson-stockpiled-gruesome-pornography-photos-1782318923#_ga=1.183772128.792577527.1448898025

I guess there were some good things about him.

I read this article yesterday and actually thought "TVC 15 would approve"

I could see MJ in his bedroom with a gaggle of little boys, showing them that scene from Cannibal Holocause where they blow apart a pig with a shotgun, thinking it would make them all horny.

Edited because I originally said Ferox, and not Holocaust. I forget what sort of animal cruelty is in Ferox, but it's worse than Holocaust.

[CatsCatsCats]

Gonna make ~$200 off of selling free tickets from ticketmaster

[TVC15]

Would you consider staying if your boss offered you the chief cocksucker position of the most popular men's room gloryhole when you go in tomorrow?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Your boss will offer you a job with better pay soon

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Opened a savings account with Goldman Sachs*

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* - They eliminated the minimum deposit they used to have

[close]

[Tasty]

Opened a savings account with Goldman Sachs*

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* - They eliminated the minimum deposit they used to have

[close]

You're buying stock in the next President of the United States breh

[Kara]

Opened a savings account with Goldman Sachs*

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* - They eliminated the minimum deposit they used to have

[close]

That direct bank is so random, but there seems to be a fair amount of ownership swaps in that sector so maybe they plan on flipping it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

They claim that they are going to expand future services like checking accounts but I'm skeptical and I agree that they will eventually flip it.  I just want to say that I was once a client of GS

[Kara]

My ex saw someone reading a biography of Enver Hoxha in public and was reminded of me.

In less unrequited love news, circumstance put me in a position where I recreated the event that was the straw that broke the camel's back in my last relationship, but in my current relationship and I managed to not fuck up horribly!

By the time I'm 70 (because we all know I'm going to fucking live to be like 120 or some fucking bullshit) I might be able to pass as a low grade human being.

[Cerveza mas fina]

who

[Kara]

Clearly someone isn't a bunker enthusiast.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I'm just going to guess then that it's that zany Albanian (?) dictator that made thousands of bunkers across the country?

I really hope so cause I'm starting to pay back my student loan and I hope that History degree has taught me something.

Edit: googled it now, sure worth that loan 

[chronovore]

Friend came over and showed me where my very-very-beginner-ass made mistakes in code. I now have stuff moving around just with C# scripting. If you guys knew how happy this makes me, you'd be embarrassed at how little achievement it takes to make me stoked. (It was a scope issue.)

[Mupepe]

Some stock sells settled this morning.  Walked away with a cool 43% return.  I sold 75% of the shares just in case it continues to go up, but I got cold feet since the stock seems to have stalled recently and economic and industry specific news doesn't make me believe it has much more room to grow anytime soon.

Going to move some of the returns to long term investments, take some of it to take care of some to do's, hold some in cash and have just a little bit of fun with the rest.

I've got some money in a bio medical penny stock that is up about 99%.  It would be a triumph except I wish I had invested much more.  Might be time to bail out of that soon too.

[Tasty]

Trimmed my nose hair for the first time, can breath so much better now.

[Kara]

I'm just going to guess then that it's that zany Albanian (?) dictator that made thousands of bunkers across the country?

I really hope so cause I'm starting to pay back my student loan and I hope that History degree has taught me something.

Edit: googled it now, sure worth that loan 

The only dictator the People's Socialist Republic of Albania had was the proletariat.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Working from home today, sitting in my undies, fired up the grill and had a steak for lunch.

[chronovore]

Working from home today, sitting in my undies, fired up the grill and had a steak for lunch.

:dap
Same here, but my lunch was a taco-meat omelette.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd rather breath freely for 10 weeks and then be stuffy for the next week than chained to a life of stale air by my nose hair. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Like my nose hair is a forest.  I once found a kitten in there.  It did not survive the trimmer. 

[Tasty]

Trimmed my nose hair for the first time, can breath so much better now.

you're not supposed to get rid of that much hair that you can notice you're breathing 'better'

hair in your nose has an important function

only get rid of the hair that pokes out of your nostrils... other than that leave that shit alone unless you wanna get sick

IT ALL MUST GO

Women don't have nearly the same amount of nose hair and they somehow get by OK.

[I'm a Puppy!]

They distract the male germs with their boobs.  You need hair in there tasty. Just trim the pokies.

[Joe Molotov]

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I remember reading about this a year or so ago and then forgetting all about it. Now I got $32 to spent on mah japanese hentais.

[Tasty]

Was wondering why swimming today was so effortless and I figured it out: my breathing is so much better absent nose hair.

[Madrun Badrun]

Plus you are now more aerodynamic in the water. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm gonna try this Andrex.

[Madrun Badrun]

Congrats PD, you are taking the first steps to a magical journey.  Nothing like breathing right for the first time. I envy your virgin experience. 

[Joe Molotov]

Popping your nose cherry.

[eleuin]

Upgraded to an ssd

holy fuck the speed difference 

[tiesto]

Deactivated my FB account temporarily.