Speaking of cheese, I had the misfortune of watching Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments' pilot episode this morning. I know, I know, it's YA fiction and/or vampire angelic boyfriend extruded fantasy product, and the movie was already complete shit, but I was doing dishes so whatever. The pilot has galvanized me against ever needing to give a crap about it again. Fumbling, awkward, sub-soap-opera acting and sub-George-Lucas dialog. Perhaps most annoying is that the show has a heroine who is constantly being saved by a "nice-guy" who asks her, "What, no 'thank you' for saving your life?" Fffffuuuu...
tl;dr - Literally: holy shit.