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Barry Egan

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I'm not mentally ill.

How do you know?

Rahxephon91

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I'm not mentally ill.

How do you know?
Because I'm sure it would have come up in real life with people I actively interact with not fourm goers on a fourm spin off who don't know me and sometimes attack me over defending a certain game.

Human Snorenado

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I'm not mentally ill.

How do you know?
Because I'm sure it would have come up in real life with people I actively interact with not fourm goers on a fourm spin off who don't know me and sometimes attack me over defending a certain game.

Let's ask all the women you've dated how they feel
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TakingBackSunday

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Rahx's laundry list of crazy shit  aside, have any of you single straightguys tried out Hinge? Since Tinder seems to have shit the bucket. Feels like a more.. Upscale? Bougie Tinder? Haven't had the matches coming in as fast on it tho :'(

I'm on it now, as well.  I've gotten a few matches and they're all mid to upper 20s young professionals, which I dig way more than 21 year old pot heads with monroe piercings who call themselves Tinderella
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Huff

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Rahx's laundry list of crazy shit  aside, have any of you single straightguys tried out Hinge? Since Tinder seems to have shit the bucket. Feels like a more.. Upscale? Bougie Tinder? Haven't had the matches coming in as fast on it tho :'(

Hinge would be my main one and I've had a lot better matches with more attractive and real people than Tinder. Only issue is that I'm about 90 minutes from the nearest city that has Hinge. I always eventually get the question of why the fuck I'm on their area.

But I've yet to have a casual hook-up with a hinger, everyone is looking for something more long term. Compared to the tinder bitties
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Rahxephon91

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I'm not mentally ill.

How do you know?
Because I'm sure it would have come up in real life with people I actively interact with not fourm goers on a fourm spin off who don't know me and sometimes attack me over defending a certain game.

Let's ask all the women you've dated how they feel
That would be pretty quick and easy.

Barry Egan

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I'm not mentally ill.

How do you know?
Because I'm sure it would have come up in real life with people I actively interact with not fourm goers on a fourm spin off who don't know me and sometimes attack me over defending a certain game.

well I'm not privy to what kind of thoughts you share with your social circle or whether your social circle is made up of people who can dish the Real Talk.  I just know that your situation definitely fits the criteria for mental illness in that a) it diverges from the social norm and b) it's causing you angst and suffering. 

How about this?  Print out your drunk post on the last page and have ten or so people in your life read it. Then ask them whether or not you should seek help.  That might clear things up. 


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Rahxephon91

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Being bitter and somewhat angry is not a mental illness. Lacking confidence is not a mental illness. I don't even know why pieces of shit like Human Snoernado are getting in thier kicks. I've read this thread and seen his sad and bitter posts over and over.

I don't have a mental illness. I'm not depressed. It's not like I have actual problems in normal human interaction or daily life.

But whatever this has been Barry's constant reply since I've been here and it's been annoying. I'm not going to waste money and go to a therapist to talk to him about how to get women. That's stupid.

fistfulofmetal

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I'm not going to waste money and go to a therapist to talk to him about how to get women. That's stupid.

its really not. people go see therapists for a lot of reasons. issues with women are probably pretty popular on that list. if you didn't care as much as you seem to claim you wouldn't be in here so often talking about it.


edit: and i wish you'd take a step back and understand that most people here are trying to help you. it's a pretty classic trope to have the person with some issues strike back at the people trying to help and claim they have no issues. you see that right? you know that's a thing?

second edit: Also all the things you mentioned, anger, bitterness, and lack of confidence can be symptoms of depression. and most of the time people who are depressed don't realize they are depressed.
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Rahx's laundry list of crazy shit  aside, have any of you single straightguys tried out Hinge? Since Tinder seems to have shit the bucket. Feels like a more.. Upscale? Bougie Tinder? Haven't had the matches coming in as fast on it tho :'(

I'm on it now, as well.  I've gotten a few matches and they're all mid to upper 20s young professionals, which I dig way more than 21 year old pot heads with monroe piercings who call themselves Tinderella

To be fair out where you're at you have 2 colleges worth of girls, meth heads, and hillbillies.

Your particular struggle is real. This I will attest to .
YMMV

Kara

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Even if I wasn't fundamentally broken as an emotional being I'd still see one because I can't talk about professional shit that troubles me anymore after taking up the cloth and a talk doc can't snitch on me if I do. :shh

Am_I_Anonymous

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Even if I wasn't fundamentally broken as an emotional being I'd still see one because I can't talk about professional shit that troubles me anymore after taking up the cloth and a talk doc can't snitch on me if I do. :shh

We had to see the talk doc every week our rookie year in the NFL.

At first I was like    :kobeyuck

But after going I did find it extremely helpful in dealing with off the field matters. Remember we were all in our early 20's and living on our own often 1,000's of miles from home.

Mrs. Bell was a saint.

I wasn't   :hitler
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Shaka Khan

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I'm not mentally ill.

What's your definition of mental illness? No wikipedia pls. Real talk.
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brawndolicious

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Rahx you mentioned that you see friends easily get girls interested in them without "doing any bullshit" and even I have gotten to that point but that's simply from seeing a person who looks comfortable and confident in themselves and becoming interested in them for that reason, that's not because they tick any aesthetic value boxes.

You also mentioned that you aren't a virgin but have never kissed a girl, is that because you had a moment of frustration and decided to hire an escort or something just to get virginity out of the way? I just ask because it feels like there's more that you're not saying that goes towards why you're hating yourself.

Rufus

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Long distance? I feel for you, but it's probably for the best.

fistfulofmetal

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My gf comes over here for a week, we have a blast. Then the moment her feet touches down on Bahrain she breaks up with me over skype.

Yay  >:(

this is literally the last thing i want to hear going into a week long visit to my girl starting tomorrow afternoon...


that sucks tho man, sorry to hear about it.
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fistfulofmetal

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yeah you're right. sorry for making it about myself. that was pretty selfish of me.
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Kara

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My gf comes over here for a week, we have a blast. Then the moment her feet touches down on Bahrain she breaks up with me over skype.

Yay  >:(

:hitler .إثنان بحر إثنان وجه

:shaq2 .اعرف انا، بحرين وجهين

:bolo .المثـنى

Kara

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Yes but I said it Fusha, so that makes it infinitely more sophisticated. :tophat

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...m'lady. :expert
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Phoenix Dark

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My gf comes over here for a week, we have a blast. Then the moment her feet touches down on Bahrain she breaks up with me over skype.

Yay  >:(
what the fuck
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nudemacusers

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sorry to hear that bro

bury yourself in cowpoke punani :rejoice





also, having a 'never go to bed angry or sleep on the couch' rule is good. not only does that reduce next day leftover drama, but when she harrumphs and turns away from you to sleep in a passive aggressive measure to 'win', you reap the booty benefits while she sleeps :phil
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Van Cruncheon

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SLEEP CREEP :phil
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TakingBackSunday

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Tinder is what it is.  Some really cool girls on there but don't expect to find your true match on there.

I've tried coffee meets bagel and that's pretty cool.  One match a day, and the girls on there have all been very put together.
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Human Snorenado

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Wrath, buddy, your biggest problem is geography. Move to a city.
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Kara

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The new girl in this office has the Oxford American Dictionary at her desk. :noah

And a Rough Collie. :uguu

Don't let her get away, assholes. :bolo

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You should bang her and yell 'Shelties are better' at her as you cum

chronovore

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My gf comes over here for a week, we have a blast. Then the moment her feet touches down on Bahrain she breaks up with me over skype.

Yay  >:(

Christ, you must be magnificent in bed.

All that way for a fuck, and then BOOM, when she's done, she'd done until she comes to visit you next time.

Kara

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Got a girl's number. :jawalrus

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To prepare her taxes. :snoop
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Phoenix Dark

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Got a girl's number. :jawalrus

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To prepare her taxes. :snoop
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is this the accountant version of the Successful Black Man meme?

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/526/99problems.jpg
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Kara

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It's likely she'll reject my services because she can't judge pricing correctly (see note below), so really it's just the Karakand "rejected by everyone" meme in a new and exciting field. :leon

Note: a client of mine who is tired of sharing me has been funneling me solo work in what I assume is an attempt to buy me off. As these are low value clients (otherwise they wouldn't be pawned off) I price myself close to break even as a counter-troll with a large degree of plausible deniability. Unfortunately someone who should self-prepare but doesn't have the wherewithal to is unable to see they won't get a better deal because the hourly rate looks bad.

nudemacusers

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Got a girl's number. :jawalrus

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To prepare her taxes. :snoop
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discuss her tax deductions over lunch/dinner :tophat
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Kara

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You don't go to business dinners with small potatoes. :beli You might have to pick up a check then. :heh

nudemacusers

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so like a date :bolo
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Kara

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Vularai is struggling to get an L here.

Waking up is an L for me, I don't gotta struggle g-friend. :bolo

Oblivion

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Guys, I don't want to jinx it, but....I think I'm in love! :D

I met this girl on OKC. We chatted back and forth for about a week and finally met up last Sunday. At first she seemed kinda nervous, but the more we spoke, the more comfortable she appeared to be. We had a ton of things in common and before we knew it, we had spent 4 hours at Starbucks until the place closed. She said she would be interested in getting a bite to eat late at night since she was a night owl (which was great cause so am I).

We texted each other every day until Wednesday when I asked if she wanted to meet up for dinner, which she agreed to. We met at a sports bar which unfortunately was a bad night to go (cause they already closed the kitchen and it was open mic night with a bunch of losers performing on stage). Despite that, we were still having fun, just shooting the shit and got a few drinks. Afterwards, we went to Denny's and bonded further over our mutual disgust for Ayn Rand (omg!). When we finished eating, I was planning on paying for her, but she insisted I didn't, which kinda got me worried for a bit. But when I walked her to her car, after engaging in some playfully awkward banter, I go in for a hug and she grabs my face and we start making out like crazy. Guess she liked me afterall! :D

The next day I texted her again and we exchanged a few messages back and forth. Around 11 PM, she asks me, while being short notice, if I'd be willing to meet up for dinner again, and I said sure. We meet at the same Denny's, have a great convo like usual, and she once again paid for her meal. Afterwards, we hung out for a bit in my car just talking and then we once again start making out furiously as well as doing some other naughty things (but not going all the way). This happens for like 3 hours and we both seem to be enjoying ourselves very much. We're supposed to be meeting again Monday.

This girl is amazing. She's pretty smart and we've had some pretty intellectually stimulating conversations. She's also an absolute sweetheart, and totally adorable in an awkward, nerdy kinda way. And she's actually quite beautiful. Pretty much checks out nearly everything on my list. Both Wednesday and Thursday, when we were saying goodbye, she just would not stop with the goodbye kisses, and I almost had to call 911, haha.

Oh and to make matters even better, she's also around my age for once! (a year younger than me). I can't remember the last time I dated someone like that (for whatever reason, older women were the ones who responded most on OKC). She is totally, absolutely girlfriend material. I think I may finally rid myself of that wretched OKC account! :D  :rock :rock :rock

Rahxephon91

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Hey I'm drunk again and at steAk and shake. A referdum! I think I'm a mysigonsit and it's silly be case it makes no sense why I would be beyond the fact that I'm annoyed that no women has ever showed intrest in me. It's very saddling to know that no wome has ever thought of you in an sexy wa that's all I want. An qttrqrctive women to think I'm attractive. No fatsos or whatever though I like thick girls whatever back to self imposed exile

Rahxephon91

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I hate women and thier confounding qays.all they do is confuse the hell out of me

Barry Egan

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Hey I'm drunk again and at steAk and shake. A referdum! I think I'm a mysigonsit and it's silly be case it makes no sense why I would be beyond the fact that I'm annoyed that no women has ever showed intrest in me. It's very saddling to know that no wome has ever thought of you in an sexy wa that's all I want. An qttrqrctive women to think I'm attractive. No fatsos or whatever though I like thick girls whatever back to self imposed exile


Kara

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Guys, I don't want to jinx it, but....I think I'm in love! :D

I met this girl on OKC. We chatted back and forth for about a week and finally met up last Sunday. At first she seemed kinda nervous, but the more we spoke, the more comfortable she appeared to be. We had a ton of things in common and before we knew it, we had spent 4 hours at Starbucks until the place closed. She said she would be interested in getting a bite to eat late at night since she was a night owl (which was great cause so am I).

We texted each other every day until Wednesday when I asked if she wanted to meet up for dinner, which she agreed to. We met at a sports bar which unfortunately was a bad night to go (cause they already closed the kitchen and it was open mic night with a bunch of losers performing on stage). Despite that, we were still having fun, just shooting the shit and got a few drinks. Afterwards, we went to Denny's and bonded further over our mutual disgust for Ayn Rand (omg!). When we finished eating, I was planning on paying for her, but she insisted I didn't, which kinda got me worried for a bit. But when I walked her to her car, after engaging in some playfully awkward banter, I go in for a hug and she grabs my face and we start making out like crazy. Guess she liked me afterall! :D

The next day I texted her again and we exchanged a few messages back and forth. Around 11 PM, she asks me, while being short notice, if I'd be willing to meet up for dinner again, and I said sure. We meet at the same Denny's, have a great convo like usual, and she once again paid for her meal. Afterwards, we hung out for a bit in my car just talking and then we once again start making out furiously as well as doing some other naughty things (but not going all the way). This happens for like 3 hours and we both seem to be enjoying ourselves very much. We're supposed to be meeting again Monday.

This girl is amazing. She's pretty smart and we've had some pretty intellectually stimulating conversations. She's also an absolute sweetheart, and totally adorable in an awkward, nerdy kinda way. And she's actually quite beautiful. Pretty much checks out nearly everything on my list. Both Wednesday and Thursday, when we were saying goodbye, she just would not stop with the goodbye kisses, and I almost had to call 911, haha.

Oh and to make matters even better, she's also around my age for once! (a year younger than me). I can't remember the last time I dated someone like that (for whatever reason, older women were the ones who responded most on OKC). She is totally, absolutely girlfriend material. I think I may finally rid myself of that wretched OKC account! :D  :rock :rock :rock

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Kara

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u gone pull that on the same page as a rah drunk post :gurl

just cuz i'm reppin ANGRON with my current title :beli

Rahxephon91

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Why does this ugly fuck next to me get plenty of tinder replies while I've never gotten one? WTF

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Maybe you can learn from him.

Copy his strategies n' shit.

Oblivion

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Went on date #4 yesterday, which is probably the first time in a decade that I've actually gone on as many dates with someone who I actually wanted to. We met up late night after I finished work, and had dinner at TGIFridays and got some drinks. Then she invited me over to her place and we went at it all night. Seriously, I think I hit the jackpot! :rock :rock :rock

nudemacusers

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Why does this ugly fuck next to me get plenty of tinder replies while I've never gotten one? WTF
maybe he isn't ugly :hitler
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Phoenix Dark

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Why does this ugly fuck next to me get plenty of tinder replies while I've never gotten one? WTF

probably because he doesn't list videogames as his only hobby.

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Kara

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I'll never get how I hate the world less than you do, Rah. ???

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Seems like he receives replies from ladies devils may cry for.
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Phoenix Dark

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You're also pretty skinny Rahx. If your body was more defined you'd look better to chicks. You don't need to be buff, but lean and "in shape-looking" is a good look.
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Rahxephon91

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Let me guess, Rahx. He's uglier cause he's black? :comeon
Clean cut and built black and Asian dudes are probably the best looking dudes.

nudemacusers

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Let me guess, Rahx. He's uglier cause he's black? :comeon
Clean cut and built black and Asian dudes are probably the best looking dudes.
maybe grindr will do you better :cody
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Rahxephon91

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Why does this ugly fuck next to me get plenty of tinder replies while I've never gotten one? WTF

probably because he doesn't list videogames as his only hobby.
The guy was wearing a Princess Mononoke shirt while checking out imdb in my foreign films writing class  at my art school.

No one is winning cool awards.
Why does this ugly fuck next to me get plenty of tinder replies while I've never gotten one? WTF

he has:

A) better pictures than you
B) a better personality than you
C) more swaggeur than you
D) is actually better looking than you
E) all of the above
Really only A is possible.

« Last Edit: April 14, 2015, 08:27:46 PM by Rahxephon91 »

Phoenix Dark

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Let me guess, Rahx. He's uglier cause he's black? :comeon
Clean cut and built black and Asian dudes are probably the best looking dudes.
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nudemacusers

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i feel slightly olive skinned cacmen are the most aesthetically pleasing of the bunch.  :-[  :-*
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Rahxephon91

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Well as more or less one I can say that's not true.

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Tasty

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Let me guess, Rahx. He's uglier cause he's black? :comeon
Clean cut and built black and Asian dudes are probably the best looking dudes.

They are, aren't they.

#drunk

brawndolicious

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Rahx, you might not have a good sense of humor which is necessary for the average man on online dating and I personally have doubts that you are a really a bon vivant sort of personality which is a very attractive thing to everyone (similar to Each's suggestion of swagger).

The most important  thing to think about isn't what you lack but if there is a reason why you want to pursue a woman right now besides to put your penis in her and to feel more confident.

Barry Egan

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trying to give Rahx helpful advice lmao