Darth Vader:
LUKE I'M YOUR FATHER
Luke:
you aren't my father! you are just a huge jerk! was there any point in the star wars christmas special? was it?
Darth Vader:
Luke:
that's it! we won't have any awesome lightsaber duel until you stop being a jerk!
Darth Vader:
bu bu bu it wasn't my fault yoda says something
Yoda:
a jerk you are
Darth Vader: :'( boba?
Boba:
Darth Vader: :'( okay okay i'll stop being a jerk
Luke: