Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1083145 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12240 on:** September 27, 2020, 11:06:27 AM »

https://twitter.com/KayLaframboise/status/1310234083704926211

james · « **Reply #12241 on:** September 27, 2020, 02:42:50 PM »

So NY is above 1,000 for the first time sine June, and NJ has gone from 200-350 daily to 500-700.

I think we have one good week left before it's time to deploy the Nintex Sonic plan and stay home for the rest of the year.

I can just hope as many republicans as possible die horribly painful deaths.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12242 on:** September 27, 2020, 02:47:08 PM »

Ya besides going to work, I'm going back into staying at home as much as possible - which basically just means less trips to the grocies or to pick up food. Have only seen one friend since late Feb and that was cause he was taking care of me when my back went out.

james · « **Reply #12243 on:** September 27, 2020, 03:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on September 27, 2020, 02:47:08 PM

Ya besides going to work, I'm going back into staying at home as much as possible - which basically just means less trips to the grocies or to pick up food. Have only seen one friend since late Feb and that was cause he was taking care of me when my back went out.

I went out to a few bars for my bday the other day and it was nice. Only outdoor seating of course, and it was a weekday, so everything was pretty quiet. But I think that was a one-time risk.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12244 on:** September 27, 2020, 03:36:40 PM »

It really was. I was embarrassed about needing the help too.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12245 on:** September 28, 2020, 07:12:35 AM »

https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN26I10Y

North Dakota’s positive test rate has averaged 30% over the past seven days compared with 6% the prior week. The positivity rate has risen to 26% in South Dakota, up from 17% the previous week, according to the analysis using testing data from The COVID Tracking Project.

Minnesota and Montana are averaging 7% of tests coming back positive, but Montana’s positivity rate rose on Sunday to 20%, according to the analysis.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12246 on:** September 28, 2020, 10:37:33 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/celliottability/status/1310587111838490625

Fuck

Highest new cases in a day?

Casinos re-opening.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12247 on:** September 28, 2020, 11:05:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/mcquillanator/status/1310595368133029890

Nintex · « **Reply #12248 on:** September 28, 2020, 12:06:30 PM »

Tonight our government will announce new measures.

Hearing a lot of COVID-19 stories around me.
One employee has been alerted that someone has tested positive at her horse riding school.
Apparently my uncle had it back in March but they forgot to share his test result so my aunt found out when she went for a doctors visit the other week (he has since recovered)
One of our clients is having a bad case of COVID-19 spreading at various locations.

I cannot believe they're all in on this hoax

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12249 on:** September 28, 2020, 12:36:42 PM »

Fuck me. This is bad.

Nintex · « **Reply #12250 on:** September 28, 2020, 02:20:13 PM »

Government: Work from home unless it is impossible, more strict measures blah blah blah. The time to act is now, we're facing a lockdown if we don't get this under control!!

Business partner messages me: We shouldn't take this literally Nintex

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12251 on:** September 29, 2020, 08:03:35 AM »

https://twitter.com/DFisman/status/1309931815206039552

Yikes

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12252 on:** September 29, 2020, 12:30:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1310974664940883970

Nintex · « **Reply #12253 on:** September 29, 2020, 06:22:35 PM »

Everything's just going great

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12254 on:** September 30, 2020, 10:52:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/Birdyword/status/1311208954836316160

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12255 on:** September 30, 2020, 11:06:59 AM »

https://twitter.com/celliottability/status/1311308873899421697

https://twitter.com/BNNBloomberg/status/1311321102271078403

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12256 on:** September 30, 2020, 11:16:25 AM »

https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/1311243491276718081

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12257 on:** September 30, 2020, 11:28:13 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2020, 11:06:59 AM

https://twitter.com/celliottability/status/1311308873899421697

https://twitter.com/BNNBloomberg/status/1311321102271078403

well fuck

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12258 on:** September 30, 2020, 12:26:15 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on September 30, 2020, 11:28:13 AM

well fuck

https://twitter.com/Billius27/status/1311336311840739328

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12259 on:** October 01, 2020, 08:10:10 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/nytimes/status/1311400442996363264

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12260 on:** October 01, 2020, 10:54:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/alfonslopeztena/status/1311677295795605504

https://twitter.com/joshmich/status/1311661346870759429

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12261 on:** October 01, 2020, 11:10:33 AM »

https://twitter.com/journorosa/status/1311684278426759169

538 new COVID-19 cases in Ontario, but the backlog of tests is more than twice the size of the tests processed yesterday.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12262 on:** October 01, 2020, 11:23:44 AM »

Seems like both Ontario and Quebec didn't increase testing capacity (at least to the appropriate level) between the first and second waves, which is pretty maddening.

BIONIC · « **Reply #12263 on:** October 01, 2020, 11:46:06 AM »

I think I know where filler is…

james · « **Reply #12264 on:** October 01, 2020, 11:53:36 AM »

Quote from: Stro on October 01, 2020, 11:44:09 AM

What the fuck changed in Israel? I thought they pretty much immediately closed everything back down after a spike when schools opened.

The high holidays started around labor day.

Aka, you're getting a preview of Thanksgiving and Christmas

Tripon · « **Reply #12265 on:** October 01, 2020, 12:22:16 PM »

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sweden-records-highest-daily-rise-122049634.html

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Sweden registered 752 new COVID-19 cases on Thursday, the highest daily rise since June, Health Agency statistics showed, the latest in a steady rise in infections in recent weeks after months of limited spread during the summer holiday season. Sweden, which has been a Europe...

VomKriege · « **Reply #12266 on:** October 01, 2020, 12:22:25 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on October 01, 2020, 11:46:06 AM

I think I know where filler is…

Superspreading Zion.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12267 on:** October 01, 2020, 12:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on October 01, 2020, 12:22:16 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sweden-records-highest-daily-rise-122049634.html

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Sweden registered 752 new COVID-19 cases on Thursday, the highest daily rise since June, Health Agency statistics showed, the latest in a steady rise in infections in recent weeks after months of limited spread during the summer holiday season. Sweden, which has been a Europe...

The Swedish model. . .

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12268 on:** October 01, 2020, 01:00:17 PM »

TBF the Swedish model doesn't look any worse than other places (expect for it's intimidate and most comparable neighbors) and you disregard the overall deaths per cap.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12269 on:** October 01, 2020, 01:07:20 PM »

It seems as if a lot of countries are partially doing the Swedish model right now.

Anyway.

https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/1311691703770906624

Nintex · « **Reply #12270 on:** October 01, 2020, 02:23:10 PM »

Our government counted the dead.

They reported 6000 but after adjustments, well actually 10k died of COVID according to the bean counters.
Most over 75. So the death rate is actually nearly twice as high, no biggy.

They're sorta finally budging on face masks but not really tho

james · « **Reply #12271 on:** October 01, 2020, 02:52:12 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 02:23:10 PM

Our government counted the dead.

They reported 6000 but after adjustments, well actually 10k died of COVID according to the bean counters.
Most over 75. So the death rate is actually nearly twice as high, no biggy.

They're sorta finally budging on face masks but not really tho

Source or ban

T-Short · « **Reply #12272 on:** October 01, 2020, 03:20:59 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on October 01, 2020, 12:22:16 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sweden-records-highest-daily-rise-122049634.html

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Sweden registered 752 new COVID-19 cases on Thursday, the highest daily rise since June, Health Agency statistics showed, the latest in a steady rise in infections in recent weeks after months of limited spread during the summer holiday season. Sweden, which has been a Europe...

Yep. Definitely keeping an eye on the slight resurgence we're having on the east coast right now. Although we are testing about twice as many people per week now as we were doing for those peaks in June:

BIONIC · « **Reply #12273 on:** October 01, 2020, 03:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on October 01, 2020, 12:53:08 PM

Quote from: Tripon on October 01, 2020, 12:22:16 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/sweden-records-highest-daily-rise-122049634.html

Quote
Sweden registered 752 new COVID-19 cases on Thursday, the highest daily rise since June, Health Agency statistics showed, the latest in a steady rise in infections in recent weeks after months of limited spread during the summer holiday season. Sweden, which has been a Europe...
The Swedish model. . .

Swedish models

Nintex · « **Reply #12274 on:** October 01, 2020, 03:36:02 PM »

Quote from: james on October 01, 2020, 02:52:12 PM

Quote from: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 02:23:10 PM
Our government counted the dead.

They reported 6000 but after adjustments, well actually 10k died of COVID according to the bean counters.
Most over 75. So the death rate is actually nearly twice as high, no biggy.

They're sorta finally budging on face masks but not really tho

Source or ban

https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5187374/coronadoden-ruim-10000-cbs-doodsoorzaakverklaringen

james · « **Reply #12275 on:** October 01, 2020, 03:41:10 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 03:36:02 PM

Quote from: james on October 01, 2020, 02:52:12 PM
Quote from: Nintex on October 01, 2020, 02:23:10 PM
Our government counted the dead.

They reported 6000 but after adjustments, well actually 10k died of COVID according to the bean counters.
Most over 75. So the death rate is actually nearly twice as high, no biggy.

They're sorta finally budging on face masks but not really tho

Source or ban

https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5187374/coronadoden-ruim-10000-cbs-doodsoorzaakverklaringen

Not English, fake news. Bork, ban.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12276 on:** October 01, 2020, 05:23:28 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12277 on:** October 01, 2020, 06:08:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/youyanggu/status/1311772987625033738

james · « **Reply #12278 on:** October 01, 2020, 11:33:07 PM »

Argentina added 3,352 deaths yesterday.

Read that again, not cases, deaths.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #12279 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:50:50 AM »

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #12280 on:** October 02, 2020, 09:53:50 AM »

Within our medical network I now have 3 different data points within a week of no deaths. Rest of the state is a mess. But in our counties things are going in the right direction since April. It's not much but I'll take it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12281 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:35:59 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/celliottability/status/1312033737635516416

Backlog of 90,000 tests.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Snellk/status/1312046257452572673

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12282 on:** October 02, 2020, 04:27:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1311824418000207873

Seventh state to hit that terrible milestone (not including excess deaths).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12283 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:51:13 PM »

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/09/group-of-14-drinking-together-at-bar-claim-they-are-part-of-same-10-person-bubble/

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12284 on:** October 02, 2020, 11:41:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/lymanstoneky/status/1312191791173529601

To date, 285,000 excess deaths at minimum.

Tripon · « **Reply #12285 on:** October 03, 2020, 01:31:51 AM »

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1312242447574093824

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12286 on:** October 03, 2020, 11:02:53 AM »

https://twitter.com/sarahleavittcbc/status/1312407231338622979

tiesto · « **Reply #12287 on:** October 03, 2020, 03:11:30 PM »

1707 cases in NY today, it's starting to go up pretty quickly.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12288 on:** October 03, 2020, 04:29:54 PM »

Deaths per 100k during the last 7 days by state (red voted for Trump and blue for Clinton):
North Dakota    5.9
Arkansas    4.1
Mississippi   3.5
Florida   3
Tennessee   2.4
South Dakota   2.4
Missouri   2.3
Texas   2.3
Kansas    2.2
South Carolina   2.2
Louisiana   2.2
Georgia   2.1
Iowa    2.1
North Carolina   1.9
Massachusetts   1.7
Montana   1.5
Ohio   1.5
Arizona   1.4

Kill yourself and your base to own the libs?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12289 on:** October 03, 2020, 04:37:46 PM »

Generally its more like kill someone else grandma to own the libs

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12290 on:** October 04, 2020, 12:24:06 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/WvSchaik/status/1312399637744148485

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #12291 on:** October 04, 2020, 03:59:59 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2020, 12:24:06 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/WvSchaik/status/1312399637744148485

Luckily we aren't setting new infection records each day.

BIONIC · « **Reply #12292 on:** October 04, 2020, 04:13:43 PM »

Nintex leading his flock to the promised land a bit too soon

Nintex · « **Reply #12293 on:** October 04, 2020, 08:03:32 PM »

4400 new cases today.

Hospitalizations quadrupled or something.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12294 on:** October 04, 2020, 08:07:17 PM »

Ouch, stay safe

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #12295 on:** October 04, 2020, 08:23:24 PM »

TIL singing with a mask on is impossible, thanks for all the lies The Masked Singer

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12296 on:** October 04, 2020, 09:47:38 PM »

Kinda sus that Hollywood came out with the masked singer just a year before telling everyone they have to wear masks.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #12297 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:15:30 AM »

Big data is anything that crashes Excel <borat.png>

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/missing-coronavirus-tests-glitch-large-excel-spreadsheet-file-095054235.html

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Almost 16,000 cases of coronavirus in the UK went unreported because of a glitch caused by an Excel spreadsheet, it has been reported.

Public Health England (PHE) said 15,841 daily COVID-19 cases between 25 September and 2 October had been left out of UK totals.

The error has caused delays in tracking the contacts of people who tested positive.

On Monday, the Press Association (PA) news agency reported that the problem was caused by a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet reaching its maximum file size.

This prevented new names being added in an automated process, it said.

PA said files have now been split into smaller batches to prevent the error from happening again.

Meanwhile, a government minister defended the error, saying: “We can’t change history”.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12298 on:** October 05, 2020, 07:32:19 AM »

Some measures were passed (mostly closing bars and restaurants) in Marseilles last week, much to the outcry of public authorities. Now as expected it's the Paris region that is on alert because numbers are deteriorating too fast. Mostly closing bars (not restaurants, must follow additional guidelines though), gyms to teens and adults, cracking down on festive gatherings.

ICU numbers & deaths are not climbing as fast as the record numbers for cases but stress in the hospital system is crawling back in slowly.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12299 on:** October 05, 2020, 01:08:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/CP24/status/1313151352294563840

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1083145 times)