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« Reply #900 on: February 17, 2019, 09:20:58 AM »
Would be a pretty pimp back tattoo, tbh.

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« Reply #901 on: February 17, 2019, 08:41:22 PM »
iirc he was heavily IDW affiliated but was excommunicated and then stated trashing Sam Harris when he distanced himself from him

fake edit: ah yes, Seder-daddy comes through in the clutch



skip to the end for Owen Benjamin roasting Sam Harris
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« Reply #904 on: February 22, 2019, 06:09:02 PM »
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Not a wank dadder, but I just recently discovered that the "piano comedian guy" I didn't really like years ago, who got into a little bit of trouble a year and a half ago for being against giving hormones to trans kids, has gone completely off the rails and turned into an anti-jew hungrynoob pizzagater who thinks Steven Spielberg raped Heather O Rourke to death. It's weird seeing people who I thought were mostly normal turn into insane people, but maybe I'm just going to trust people more often when they tell me that someone I think is normal is actually extremely off.

He got booted off Twitter last year for repeatedly posting about one of the Parkland kids' pubes.

I'd read a deep dive on why so many fringe political types are failed comedians (though "thirst for attention and love of their own voice" probably explains 90% of it).

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« Reply #905 on: February 22, 2019, 10:40:42 PM »
I'd read a deep dive on why so many fringe political types are failed comedians (though "thirst for attention and love of their own voice" probably explains 90% of it).
i remember seeing a take that made this connection, and helped explain two trends since the early 90s or so: the entertainmentification of daily news and the growth in looking to comedians as important sources of legit social/political commentary instead of as thoroughly disreputable

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« Reply #906 on: February 23, 2019, 03:31:12 AM »
It neatly segues into Youtube punditry.

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« Reply #907 on: February 24, 2019, 08:50:15 PM »
Watching Phantom Thread, i couldnt stop seeing and hearing JP in Daniel Day-Lewis' affectations and mannerisms as Woodcock.

Think it was how miserable he was too, could def see JP getting into some weird shit like the occasional intentional poisoning to rekindle his co-dependant relationship.





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« Reply #909 on: February 26, 2019, 02:05:29 PM »


please make this happen

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« Reply #910 on: February 27, 2019, 09:18:49 AM »
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Not a wank dadder, but I just recently discovered that the "piano comedian guy" I didn't really like years ago, who got into a little bit of trouble a year and a half ago for being against giving hormones to trans kids, has gone completely off the rails and turned into an anti-jew hungrynoob pizzagater who thinks Steven Spielberg raped Heather O Rourke to death. It's weird seeing people who I thought were mostly normal turn into insane people, but maybe I'm just going to trust people more often when they tell me that someone I think is normal is actually extremely off.

He got booted off Twitter last year for repeatedly posting about one of the Parkland kids' pubes.

I'd read a deep dive on why so many fringe political types are failed comedians (though "thirst for attention and love of their own voice" probably explains 90% of it).

You forgot "deep and abiding sadness" as well as "self-hatred."

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« Reply #911 on: February 27, 2019, 04:45:22 PM »
Alex Jones is on Joe Rogan again  :rejoice


Joe Rogan: "What did Soros do? I literally know nothing"

Alex Jones: "SOROs!!!!"

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"How George Soros broke the bank of England... wow this is real stuff"
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« Reply #912 on: February 27, 2019, 05:06:06 PM »
my dream of alex jones and joe rogan in a cage match is shattered

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« Reply #913 on: February 27, 2019, 05:08:39 PM »
This shit is lit and bonkers

Alex Jones wants to get choked out by Eddy Bravo.

And now he starts ranting about how Bobby Kennedy wanted to bomb Moscow.  :doge


my dream of alex jones and joe rogan in a cage match is shattered
It could end in anal sex or a fight at this point. This shit is off the hook.
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« Reply #914 on: February 27, 2019, 05:14:18 PM »
are they fighting?

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« Reply #915 on: February 27, 2019, 05:15:43 PM »
Oh god, they're losing control. Alex is just shouting now.
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« Reply #916 on: February 27, 2019, 05:16:37 PM »
Tuned in for a sec, Alex is ranting about human/animal hybrids, turned it off.
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« Reply #917 on: February 27, 2019, 05:20:02 PM »
Alex is taking a leak it is now safe to watch.
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« Reply #918 on: February 27, 2019, 05:24:50 PM »
lol, alex jones is an msg xenophobe too. "war is all drugs guys" "yeah they would give all their soldiers MSG! super toxic brain melting stuff"  :doge yeah the naturally occurring amino acid msg we consume in everything from tomatoes to doritos. this is the dumbest stoner bs. "yeah i totally read that on youtube" - the other guy i dont know.
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« Reply #919 on: February 27, 2019, 05:28:30 PM »
Alex: "SO my grandfather had alien contacts with Warner von Braun and.."

Eddy: "Oh yeah there was like the time they took in those Nazi scientists"

Joe: "Oh yeah that was paperclip... jimmy pull that up"

 :rogan

Alex: "See it is all true! This is like on PBS. Really accurate this is in documentaries"


NASA is the German breakaway government  :lol
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« Reply #920 on: February 27, 2019, 06:14:25 PM »
We're on Mayans smoking dick blood now.  :doge
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« Reply #921 on: March 01, 2019, 03:45:52 PM »
Alex Jones, unlike some others in the conservative scene, always struck me as genuinely believing a lot of the stuff that he said rather than just being some kind of attention-seeking troll.
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« Reply #922 on: March 01, 2019, 04:19:00 PM »
My guess is that because Alex Jones exposed some real weird shit (bilderberg meetings, satanic rituals etc.) in his early years and he was never taken serious he kinda started believing in his own conspiracy theories.

Still, in a world that has Iraq invaded under false pretenses and stuff like the Tunkin Gulf Incident and Reichstag fires his 'ravings' don't seem all that crazy in a 'even a broken clock is right, once a day' kind of way.
He especially fits perfectly into the post-truth world we find ourselves in today. People also don't give him enough credit for being able to talk without prepared remarks and offer detailed explanations for 4.5 hours.
Somehow his fat little brain stores everything from the history of Nazi's to the names of Mayan gods.  :doge
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« Reply #923 on: March 01, 2019, 04:40:27 PM »
 :heh :nope
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« Reply #925 on: March 01, 2019, 08:46:36 PM »
Yeah "I have the documents" isn't just a lol meme, literally almost all the crazy shit he talked about on JRE had documented factual basis that Young Jamie pulled up, although the small details were wrong and sometimes the bigger details were exaggerated.

I would say up through the early Obama years he was batting at like .700. But yeah for sure those earlier documentaries from Waco/OKC through 9/11 were his best and most accurate/truthful docs. A lot of the stuff he talked about in those ended up coming out many years later as accurate or even predictive. Which is maybe even more frightening that this fucking guy can predict shit.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #926 on: March 05, 2019, 06:32:32 PM »
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1101036497480896512
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The Rumble in the Realm of the Mind — Jordan Peterson vs. Slavoj Zizek — is coming to Toronto, as the two professors will debate “Happiness: Capitalism vs. Marxism” on April 19 at the Sony Centre.

Tickets ($40-$110 plus fees) from Livenation.com, Ticketmaster.ca, Sonycentre.ca and the Sony Centre box office.

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« Reply #927 on: March 05, 2019, 06:38:19 PM »
Zizek sounds like a pigman when he speaks

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« Reply #928 on: March 05, 2019, 06:42:25 PM »
Peterson should just debate an actual raccoon instead.

Think how cute. :uguu

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« Reply #929 on: March 05, 2019, 06:44:45 PM »

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« Reply #930 on: March 05, 2019, 06:51:37 PM »
They both hate transwomen so fuck em
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« Reply #931 on: March 05, 2019, 06:55:07 PM »
The Canadian socialist is the voice of capitalism?  ::)
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« Reply #932 on: March 05, 2019, 06:56:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1101036497480896512
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The Rumble in the Realm of the Mind — Jordan Peterson vs. Slavoj Zizek — is coming to Toronto, as the two professors will debate “Happiness: Capitalism vs. Marxism” on April 19 at the Sony Centre.

Tickets ($40-$110 plus fees) from Livenation.com, Ticketmaster.ca, Sonycentre.ca and the Sony Centre box office.

"Happiness:"

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #933 on: March 05, 2019, 06:58:22 PM »
i wonder what a clinical psychologist might say about someone obsessed with a person to the point of making them the center of a global conspiracy against all things Heaven-endorsed to the point of once losing their shit against a quote bot of the person on twitter

sad there's no one like that available

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« Reply #934 on: March 05, 2019, 07:00:31 PM »
there was one man on the Bore who could explain it, and his apprentice, but they are one with the force now.

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« Reply #935 on: March 05, 2019, 07:02:29 PM »
me and shosta are still here pal

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« Reply #936 on: March 05, 2019, 07:09:03 PM »
Imagine paying $110 (plus fees) to sit front row to look up the nostrils of a man dressed like a late 1800s snake oil salesman who sounds like depressed Kermit the Frog and some slavic bum who looks like Stellan Skarsgård as Ole Anderson while they argue about Disney movies.

it's so good! two miserable sacks duke it out in a debate about happiness, that will predominantly be watched by lonely young men. i know Peterson is all "postmodern neo-marxists r the worst" but this whole event seems very absurdist and postmodern to me.
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« Reply #937 on: March 05, 2019, 07:10:01 PM »
also talk about spoilers in the title, we already know "Capitalism" is winning the debate simply by the fact that they're selling tickets to Zizek rambling and mocking Peterson and whatever other random topics come into his head for two hours

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« Reply #938 on: March 05, 2019, 07:11:18 PM »
also talk about spoilers in the title, we already know "Capitalism" is winning the debate simply by the fact that they're selling tickets to Zizek rambling and mocking Peterson and whatever other random topics come into his head for two hours

or is capitalism losing because petersons crew will be the one's that buy tickets to this?
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« Reply #939 on: March 05, 2019, 07:11:43 PM »
he's donating the proceeds to the Green New Deal, Shitlord

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« Reply #940 on: March 05, 2019, 07:17:56 PM »
or is capitalism losing because petersons crew will be the one's that buy tickets to this?
"a fool and their money is soon parted" is the founding creed of the Church of Capitalism

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« Reply #941 on: March 06, 2019, 02:45:02 AM »
I loathe Jorpy but Zizek kind of sucks too, tbh.

This mess of a debate could be salvaged if they both stick to capitalism vs. marxism, but I'm sure ole' Jordy will try to woo Zizek by bringing up identity politics and feminism and such.

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« Reply #942 on: March 06, 2019, 03:19:01 AM »
Zizek won't debate or stay on topic anyway, he's fundamentally incapable of it. This is why Peterson's obsession with him is so great. He thinks Zizek is the postmodern Marxist dragon that if he can just somehow battle it he can forever end totalitarianism by besting it in debate. When Zizek can't commit to anything that's not currently attracting his attention by being shiny.

It's like the ultimate endgame of Peterson's whole mile wide, centimeter deep adventure.

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« Reply #943 on: March 06, 2019, 03:21:28 AM »
etiolate, assi and opti should all be unbanned for this special event  :pimp
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« Reply #944 on: March 06, 2019, 03:26:23 AM »
etiolate, assi and opti should all be unbanned for this special event  :pimp

Yeah and they can all triple team me
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« Reply #945 on: March 06, 2019, 03:26:49 AM »
 :drool
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« Reply #946 on: March 06, 2019, 11:12:43 PM »



Ben Shapiro is even dumber than previously thought

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« Reply #947 on: March 07, 2019, 04:31:29 AM »
Zizek won't debate or stay on topic anyway, he's fundamentally incapable of it. This is why Peterson's obsession with him is so great. He thinks Zizek is the postmodern Marxist dragon that if he can just somehow battle it he can forever end totalitarianism by besting it in debate. When Zizek can't commit to anything that's not currently attracting his attention by being shiny.

It's like the ultimate endgame of Peterson's whole mile wide, centimeter deep adventure.

I would bet they already collaborating on what topics they're going to cover, what points they'll raise and refute etc. Pay per view debate has to be a farce.
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« Reply #948 on: March 07, 2019, 06:04:39 AM »



Ben Shapiro is even dumber than previously thought
Ben's a lawyer, so it makes some sense that he would try to spring a semantic trap. Dunno what the other's guy excuse is.

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« Reply #950 on: March 07, 2019, 08:53:59 AM »



Ben Shapiro is even dumber than previously thought
Ben's a lawyer, so it makes some sense that he would try to spring a semantic trap. Dunno what the other's guy excuse is.

Yeah, but it's painfully stupid, even on surface level. What he's saying is that if you transition, you need to change your sexual preference to... appease the semantic gods? Anyone who even thinks about it for a couple of seconds can figure that out.

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« Reply #951 on: March 07, 2019, 09:19:26 AM »
Can't afford to have shame when you've made it your job to pander to zealous fools. :shaq2

Just doesn't stir my hate boner the way JP does, which has a lot (or everything?) to do with the fanbase.

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« Reply #953 on: March 12, 2019, 03:56:06 PM »




lol this guy

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« Reply #954 on: March 12, 2019, 03:56:49 PM »
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« Reply #955 on: March 12, 2019, 04:33:54 PM »
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lol this guy

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« Reply #956 on: March 12, 2019, 04:49:04 PM »
I am not a Stefan Molyneux connaisseur, but was he always this...blatant? Or is this a recent phenomenon?  :doge

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« Reply #957 on: March 12, 2019, 04:54:41 PM »
He's always been this arrogant and he's always kinda had a "Western civilization is best" streak, but he used to be kinda more like holding himself to a higher standard than fighting with people or spamming the same thing on Twitter all day. He tried for quite a while to actually "make it" in academia. It's less of him being tenured and getting distracted like Jordan Peterson has, it's that his YouTube garbage has become his whole life and he gave up on the rest.

Plus he's made a hard turn into race realism, his amazing Poland documentary shows just how hard he's bought into white supremacy as almost like some kind of religious revelation.

He did one of those pro-Trump trips where the person is like anti-establishment/system and also sorta anti-immigration, and so they gravitated to pro-Trump and then shot past Trump into all the hardest edge stuff.

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« Reply #958 on: March 12, 2019, 04:58:01 PM »
Candace Owens is in the U.K., did she cause Brexit to fail again?

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1105238867324620800

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« Reply #959 on: March 12, 2019, 05:11:02 PM »
The things I'd do just to live in a chicktatorship :noah

funny because when you worked in one you were always here bitching about the weekend msgs the chicktator sent you  :doge