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[BlueTsunami]

Yo when a single mom divulges her hatred of the biological my spidey senses go haywire. Tread carefully.

[HardcoreRetro]

Send back: "Do you vant to suck my blood?"

[BIONIC]

Dude, nobody who’s 67 miles away on fucking Tinder is ever gonna make that trek, or give enough of a shit to meet halfway.

She’s just talking to you because she’s bored.

[BIONIC]

Maybe if you had a neck tat tho

[brawndolicious]

Yo when a single mom divulges her hatred of the biological my spidey senses go haywire. Tread carefully.

I think that's most single mothers but my general response was just "I get that" when they talk about how little they care for their sperm donor. There's all sorts of reasons a relationship can break up so I wouldn't make any assumptions.

It should be noted that I have never had a single mother dump their emotional baggage on me so maybe we've just had different luck. Vaya con dios and make a leap of faith Mr. lumberjack.

[Atramental]

Yeah, I just bailed. Fuck that nonsense. 

Also, my sister has a chance to win $30K in grants for an engineering project and she needs me to design a logo for it by tonight.


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[BlueTsunami]

‘what would MDMA [my real name] do?'

Possum Girl: Me.

*Atra wakes up

[Atramental]

I just can't stop thinking about her and I know I need to or I will drive myself to insanity.


Also, I've been doing the following:
-Making myself as scarce as humanly possible (i.e. not blowing up her phone up with texts asking when we can hang out again or liking all her social media posts)
-Being flirty with other girls
-Trying to set up dates with other girls
-Not being a total yes man when I'm around her
-Trying to keep myself genuinely upbeat and positive when I'm not directly in her presence
-Smiling at my phone like I'm getting texts on the regular from hot women

[Mupepe]

She must be really amazing. Or she tongued your balls and asshole. Otherwise I’m not understanding how you’re so infatuated so quickly.

Go get your balls and asshole tongued to forget about her.

[Assimilate]

He hasn't gotten laid in so long he will be hung up on any girl that gives him the slightest attention

[Atramental]

She must be really amazing. Or she tongued your balls and asshole. Otherwise I’m not understanding how you’re so infatuated so quickly.

Go get your balls and asshole tongued to forget about her.

I think the crux of my infatuation is that she is a really interesting and multi-faceted person. She's artistic, scientific, smart, witty, funny, energetic, a rebel, beautiful, and confident.

Most girls I've dated in the past bored the living fuck out of me.

edit: Also, I think part of the reason why she has these characteristics was because she wasn't one of the "pretty girls" growing up but she glowed up big time after graduating from high school & college.

[Mupepe]

Gotcha. It sounds like you are projecting a bit in that she is the type of person you want to be around and be.just make it happen then. Either be with her and accept your place as friends or go on your own adventure taking what you’ve learned from her. This is also how you start surrounding yourself with the people you want to be surrounded by. And although it should be secondary, maybe that’s how and where you meet more women you find interesting.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Mups is right though. You're getting caught up in her. Instead leverage her to surround yourself with people like her, in that group you'll likely find what you're looking for.

[BlueTsunami]

I just can't stop thinking about her and I know I need to or I will drive myself to insanity.


Also, I've been doing the following:
-Making myself as scarce as humanly possible (i.e. not blowing up her phone up with texts asking when we can hang out again or liking all her social media posts)
-Being flirty with other girls
-Trying to set up dates with other girls
-Not being a total yes man when I'm around her
-Trying to keep myself genuinely upbeat and positive when I'm not directly in her presence
-Smiling at my phone like I'm getting texts on the regular from hot women

Honestly do not try this sort of subterfuge. Get to the gym and maintain your friendly relationship with her. Maybe she'll grow fond of you like that over time but twisting yourself to try and hit some unknown variable will only lead to bitterness.

[Assimilate]

Why not show up today at possum girls house with fake neck and arm tats. Just fucking test it out Atra, damn. You test out being a female on tinder, and you won't do this?

Do it for the Bore if you won't do it for yourself.

[VomKriege]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

[BlueTsunami]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

I just sighed in real life

[Atramental]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

Bless Up

[BlueTsunami]

Thread is now life affirming. Bless up indeed.

[I'm a Puppy!]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

You should reply, "Puppy. that's someone's name is Puppy. Just wait til you see what Mupepe told me to do..."


Also, you were able to accomplish all this WITHOUT a neck tattoo?
 

[Assimilate]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

TEAR DAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS UP, VOM!!!!

where's your respect for weeemen?

[brawndolicious]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

TEAR DAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS UP, VOM!!!!

where's your respect for weeemen?

You didn't see Vom's post on chatting about cannibalism? French people are natural romantics.

[VomKriege]

"Sometimes I get the impression someone gave you the blueprint on how to chat with me."

I guess it will come down to physical attraction but otherwise I think I am on the right path here.

TEAR DAT MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS UP, VOM!!!!

where's your respect for weeemen?

You didn't see Vom's post on chatting about cannibalism? French people are natural romantics.

Especially me or her.
Besides freaky shit in bed doesn't exclude respect

[chronovore]

Christ. What a night.

If anything, it became crystal clear tonight that possum girl only sees me as a platonic friend and nothing more. 

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a different guy each week. 

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a shirtless strapping young lad that she met at this rave.

Anyways, Molly is nice. I took about 125 milligrams. It gave me so much confidence but I still have some ways to go to harness it properly. I was, however, able to moderate how much I felt on the drug & keep my composure.

So, that all being said: I’m gonna smoke some weed, take a shower, sleep, and pray I don’t want to eat a bullet after I wake up.

You gotta bail, dude.
If you have any desire beyond friendship for her, you're doing yourself a disservice by participating in a charade.
If you're on board for platonic friendship, by all means, continue. But it seems like you're messing your own feelings up.

[chronovore]

Yo when a single mom divulges her hatred of the biological my spidey senses go haywire. Tread carefully.

Yeah, I dunno, just… putting that out there for a person you're getting to know on a dating app is just some form of FRESH MADNESS.

[Atramental]

Christ. What a night.

If anything, it became crystal clear tonight that possum girl only sees me as a platonic friend and nothing more. 

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a different guy each week. 

And she’s totes getting dicked down by a shirtless strapping young lad that she met at this rave.

Anyways, Molly is nice. I took about 125 milligrams. It gave me so much confidence but I still have some ways to go to harness it properly. I was, however, able to moderate how much I felt on the drug & keep my composure.

So, that all being said: I’m gonna smoke some weed, take a shower, sleep, and pray I don’t want to eat a bullet after I wake up.

You gotta bail, dude.
If you have any desire beyond friendship for her, you're doing yourself a disservice by participating in a charade.
If you're on board for platonic friendship, by all means, continue. But it seems like you're messing your own feelings up.

Yeah, you're right.

[VomKriege]

First rule of relationship thread is don't talk about etc...

[Atramental]

I'll still keep in touch but yeah. I'm done pining. Time to move on.

edit: And MDMA Atra wouldn't pine. He'd just keep on moving on from gal to gal until something clicked. 

[Rahxephon91]

MDMA is awesome. I wish I had a connection....

[Atramental]

Just gotta befriend some people who don't take things like laws seriously. 

[Bebpo]

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[Assimilate]

As much as I dog you guys I know dating back in the States is infinitely harder than around here. Girl/guy ratio sucks, girls think they deserve the world, guys are clowns and do the whole "feminist " garbage, on top of it they lie constantly to perk themselves up so the competition is exaggerated....

all of it sucks. I feel bad for what the dating scene is like over there right now.

Getting on a bus over here you can pull a girl with just a smile and a "hi how are you, you're beautiful" That's how crazy it is.

[I'm a Puppy!]

FUCK THE DAD, YOU LOSER!!

[Atramental]

I stopped talking to that single mom btw. 

[Assimilate]

thank god I only have two more weeks in this town. it sucks not having bros to go out with.

Hitting up girls that are 5s that you don't want to fuck but want to fuck you is not the way to go about going out on the night before a holiday   

[Rahxephon91]

I don’t think I could handle a single mom. I don’t even like kids.

[Atramental]

If the kid is like 10 y/o and not a total shitbag then I would probably be fine with that.

It's babies and toddlers that I absolutely despise.

[Atramental]

 

edit: It's more the fact that the kid is priority #1 for the mom, then their job/livelihood/education is #2, then their friends/hobbies might come in #3, and the guy dating the single mom (if he's lucky) is a distant 4th priority.

[Assimilate]

If the kid is like 10 y/o and not a total shitbag then I would probably be fine with that.

It's babies and toddlers that I absolutely despise.

what? no. 10 year olds are brutal bro. they need attention, they need to be taken to soccer games and shit. you're better off with a toddler/babies they can pawn off to someone when they need to.

[Atramental]

Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val )

[Assimilate]

Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val )

is val hot or just a skinny white gothic girl that can pass off as a crack head?

[Rahxephon91]

I mean I just dislike kids. I mean I see the positive in that it means the girl probably has her own life and won’t be super clingy. But the idea of step children is unappealing. Oh well most women in thier 30s have kids so just gonna have to deal with it.

[Rahxephon91]

Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val )

is val hot or just a skinny white gothic girl that can pass off as a crack head?

Why not both?

[Atramental]

Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.

[Assimilate]

Perhaps.

Anyways, I'm not really seriously considering dating a single mom anytime soon. ( no offense Val )

is val hot or just a skinny white gothic girl that can pass off as a crack head?

Why not both?

true, but depends how skinny

[I'm a Puppy!]

Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.

To be fair, you wouldn't fuck the dad. So that's sorta on you.

[Valkyrie]

I’m fat where it counts.

[Rahxephon91]

 

[Assimilate]

I’m fat where it counts.

proof.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I’m fat where it counts.

proof.

Like she's going to give to you of all people.
Why, I bet you're tall and confident. You asshole.

[Assimilate]

She won't do it cuz she's lyin.

[Atramental]

Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.

To be fair, you wouldn't fuck the dad. So that's sorta on you.

What if the dad didn't want to get fucked? It takes two to tango, my guy. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

She won't do it cuz she's lyin.

See? Tall and confident. Just like I said.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Anyways, there's two bars downtown I'm going to check out this weekend if I'm not absolutely exhausted by Friday.

Gotta give my IRL game a whirl since tinder is pretty much a joke at this point.

To be fair, you wouldn't fuck the dad. So that's sorta on you.

What if the dad didn't want to get fucked? It takes two to tango, my guy. 

If you knew anything about dads it's that they always want to get fucked, my dude.

[Rahxephon91]

She won't do it cuz she's lyin.

then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?

[Atramental]

She won't do it cuz she's lyin.

then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?

I bet Assi looks like your typical dudebro but with a Brazilian twist.

[Assimilate]

She won't do it cuz she's lyin.

then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?

I didn't put myself out there bruh. I've made It known no pics will be posted until my target physique is achieved.

She won't do it cuz she's lyin.

then why don’t you post pictures of yourself?

I bet Assi looks like your typical dudebro but with a Brazilian twist.

hmmm what is a dude bro to you?

[Atramental]

[Assimilate]

(Image removed from quote.)

so you think I'm like 23 with a sideways cap and a popped collar? 

is that style even around?

[Atramental]

Not exactly. But you're definitely in the same genus.