I think we could get rid of many if not most problems within a few generations if the West started to push its own brand of the Muslim faith. Bashful as ever, we could call it "enlightened" or "modern" Islam or something, tastefully "infused" with our obviously superior values.
Then kick out and replace all the radical nutter Imams that rile up and hold back the muslims in the West with
brainwashed proper Imams. Preferrably white ones, obviously. Show them that we're one of them and stuff. All hip and such. Maybe stone a few women on the side if that helps. And then, a few decades later, we could start exporting that faith back to the Middle East to pacify the region and bring them towelheaded sand nuggets out of the stone age.
Maybe blitzkrieg Saudi Arabia while we're at it. They're one of the major sources of radical islamism I'm told. As a bonus, we could also anschluss Turkey and Israel while we're on the way down. The Turks because Erdogan but mostly cuz they have just an outright ridiculous amount of influence on German/European Turks and Muslims via their state-sponsored mosques and Imams. Israel, well, why not. It's become kind of a habit. And old habits die hard. Just like the Nazi sympathizers in German government institutions.
Note to self: Send more money to Putin. Trump needs to be kept on a tight leash for this to succeed.
No but seriously, I kinda yearn for the (easily romanticized) days
when Muslims and Europeans lived in some sort of uneasy and fragile not-really-peace. We got paper, science, the zero, medicinal knowledge, philosophy and loads of other useful crap out of it. Plus, some really nice mosques and stuff e.g. in Spain. (
Coincidentally....) Fucken Mongols had to fuck it up for everyone, though.
Even in war, we still got coffee and culture. The
lesser Germans in and around Vienna wouldn't be half as entertaining if it weren't for their various "Middle Eastern imports".
Anyway, bring it on. If it means that I will wake up to a random guy yelling gibberish from a tower instead of cockadoodledoos or church bells in the future, then so be it. I dun care either way, awake is awake. If our culture is so weak that it irrepairably succumbs to a dilution to a generous nine in ten, then it should have crashed and burned a long time ago. Sure, there will be heinous crimes and terrible pain and agony along the way as our ways of life clash, but nothing is ever gained for free.
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Also, TMI time! I have a slight fetish for mixed bloods.
C'mon immigrants, regardless from where you are, integrate and breed for my viewing pleasure in twenty years or so.
Hurry up before my time runs out and breed, preferrably with the local populace.
I want to hear those delicious accents and ogle familiar-yet-exotic curves.
Homegrown stuff is so boring in comparison...