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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4260 on: April 30, 2020, 01:18:37 AM »
wank dad  :nope

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4262 on: April 30, 2020, 12:22:10 PM »
You can't use the general life expectancy to measure the years left for an elderly person. An 81 year-old non-smoking grandmother has a life expectancy of about 90.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4263 on: April 30, 2020, 12:23:29 PM »
Ya also the NHS has done a study that on average casualties are losing 10 years of life expectancy IRC. 

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4264 on: April 30, 2020, 12:26:51 PM »
Ya also the NHS has done a study that on average casualties are losing 10 years of life expectancy IRC.


I posted that in the Rona thread. I think it was 11 and 13 for men and women, respectively.

Also, the US skews younger in its deaths.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4265 on: April 30, 2020, 12:27:19 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4266 on: April 30, 2020, 02:47:58 PM »
Has Jerry Seinfeld ever done anything to gain him wank status? I saw a hilarious post about him becoming Joe Rogan's Luigi somewhere earlier and wanted to find and post it.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4267 on: April 30, 2020, 02:49:07 PM »
Has Jerry Seinfeld ever done anything to gain him wank status? I saw a hilarious post about him becoming Joe Rogan's Luigi somewhere earlier and wanted to find and post it.

Only thing I can think of is Seinfield's rants about doing comedy shows on college campuses.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4268 on: April 30, 2020, 02:53:16 PM »
Has Jerry Springer done anything to become a wank dad? He should provide a stage for various wank dads to duke it out on stage.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4270 on: April 30, 2020, 06:38:57 PM »
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gonna crush logic into a fine powder and snort it off the ass of reason until i OD from too much wisdom   :brain

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4271 on: April 30, 2020, 06:53:05 PM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4273 on: May 01, 2020, 01:13:17 AM »


Wank wank wank
This youtube channel sure does fit the bill. Might peruse around there tomorrow.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4274 on: May 01, 2020, 11:17:11 AM »
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1256074030697689088
Alex Jones is taking quarantine well
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4275 on: May 01, 2020, 02:33:05 PM »
I'm watching an Australian YouTuber that grows veg in his garden he looks kinda like Alex Jones but he seems like a decent guy lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4276 on: May 01, 2020, 04:04:06 PM »
It's still funny to me that jones would rather grift and jive instead of keeping his wife and kids.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4278 on: May 02, 2020, 10:40:39 AM »
Would it cure the corona?
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4279 on: May 02, 2020, 11:20:46 AM »
:nope "cheesy beans on toast"

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« Reply #4280 on: May 02, 2020, 02:11:40 PM »
British "cuisine" :neogaf
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« Reply #4281 on: May 02, 2020, 02:25:52 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4283 on: May 02, 2020, 10:22:29 PM »
Nice limey taco you got there Paul.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4284 on: May 03, 2020, 12:11:26 AM »
Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery:

https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1256751723198189571

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4285 on: May 03, 2020, 12:45:26 AM »

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« Reply #4286 on: May 03, 2020, 12:52:39 AM »
Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery

Wholeheartedly endorsed.

COVID19 truthers are a lot closer to the spirit of the IDW and its dopey autodidacticism than the openly partisan commentators the thread's been dunking on since Admiral Peterson's fleet was scattered at the Battle of the Benzos.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4287 on: May 03, 2020, 12:57:44 AM »
My heuristic to determining whether something is Wank Dad material: could I imagine etoilet being into it?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4288 on: May 03, 2020, 01:36:38 AM »
Declaring Coronavirus skepticism a form of wank daddery

Wholeheartedly endorsed.

COVID19 truthers are a lot closer to the spirit of the IDW and its dopey autodidacticism than the openly partisan commentators the thread's been dunking on since Admiral Peterson's fleet was scattered at the Battle of the Benzos.

This is an endorsement of Bill Mitchell tweets. Ban is over folks.  :doge

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4289 on: May 03, 2020, 01:40:10 AM »
thought about posting some NRx wank in here but I am legit concerned about it's ability to melt the brains of people who love internet or need theoretical justifications for why WH40K will be real.

I recently reread The Dark Enlightenment Manifesto actually because Crash Dummy is forcing me to force us both read early Nick Land and I think the thing that sticks out the most to me is the completely shit-for-brains understanding of economics underlying so much of it, even by marginalist standards. Lots of references to "kicking the can down the road", hard currency goldbug quackery - hardly the incisive critique of progress it claims to be. After chatting with him for like fifteen minutes I can confirm Curtis Yarvin is indeed also that dumb.

The other thing that sticks out to me is that "all politics in interracial countries becomes racialized" does a lot of heavy lifting which probably comes naturally to a quasi-schizoid white guy from the UK but as someone from California it just makes me lol
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4291 on: May 03, 2020, 02:39:07 AM »
But do remember, young ladies, that you need to settle now but you're still responsible and not a victim if you end up in an abusive relationship.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4294 on: May 03, 2020, 11:40:58 AM »
whats this dudes story is he just a clown 24/7?

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« Reply #4295 on: May 03, 2020, 12:18:38 PM »
whats this dudes story is he just a clown 24/7?

He is a businessman who was "an executive recruiter" (head hunting I guess) beforehand & who was raptured by Trump's announcement he was running for 2016. He became incredibly active on Twitter in support of his campaign, claiming polls were all wrong and that anecdotal physical evidence such as the attendance at rallies was proof Trump was on a winning path and was hitting that mythical cord in the People. It got so extreme he was clowned on by some media outlets (BuzzFeed ? IIRC) until the General Election happened and he was vindicated beyond his wildest dreams. Some study from MIT on Twitter's effectiveness as a campaign tool ranked him as the 26th most influential account for Trump, above the NYT and several traditional medias.

He founded his own radio show, asked followers to crowdfund his move to Washington DC but instead used the 14k$ to install himself in Miami. He's still riding Trump's dick no matter what and coopted crypto-QAnon beliefs (it's hard even for him to keep saying Trump is a genius and doing a great job if you don't inject some covert long game he's playing). In a sense he's the purest form of a MAGA grifter because his career as a political ideologue is entirely Trump based.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4297 on: May 03, 2020, 10:40:14 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4299 on: May 04, 2020, 04:56:36 PM »
I think we should follow the butterfly effect:


The nuke to the hurricane could have prevented COVID.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4300 on: May 04, 2020, 04:57:04 PM »
https://twitter.com/foxalive555/status/1257249528509534209
https://twitter.com/foxalive555/status/1257250298101448704

yes yes I know straight-up PUA redpill stuff isn't exactly the same as wank daddery but I had to post this somewhere.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4302 on: May 04, 2020, 05:14:18 PM »
Is it tho ? Some of the greatest wank dads certainly leaned on PUA shit, there's obviously some overlap here.

And  :kobeyuck at that Amanda Palmer patreon message.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4303 on: May 04, 2020, 05:16:00 PM »
Is it tho ? Some of the greatest wank dads certainly leaned on PUA shit, there's obviously some overlap here.

oh they're obviously related, but they're still distinct SKUs.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4305 on: May 04, 2020, 05:29:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4306 on: May 04, 2020, 05:40:43 PM »
bill dying of the rona is the best possible way to have his saga end :neogaf  :heyman :point

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4308 on: May 04, 2020, 05:51:08 PM »
"coordinated campaign to wreck our reviews"

shows the average is still four stars

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4309 on: May 04, 2020, 06:04:44 PM »
"coordinated campaign to wreck our reviews"

shows the average is still four stars

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« Reply #4310 on: May 04, 2020, 06:11:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

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Either that or he needs to be in top shape for his new job as *checks notes* FBI Director.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4311 on: May 04, 2020, 06:20:06 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257419716194381824

Not that I would expect him to change his mind... But did Bill catch the Rona ?

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Probably not but maybe an actual doctor will educate him while there.
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https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257426398442074118

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4312 on: May 04, 2020, 06:32:04 PM »
I'm  :larry on Bill, I'd like for him to see Trump lose. No guarantees on the latter however and you know most MAGA-heads would not self reflect anyway.

In other news : not a wank dad but you know...

https://twitter.com/GeorgePapa19/status/1257082091600179201

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4313 on: May 04, 2020, 06:53:59 PM »
that dude is really something else

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1257147691961929728

This account is just a few Tweets away from arguing that it's gay to have sex with a woman.
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« Reply #4315 on: May 04, 2020, 07:09:04 PM »
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« Reply #4316 on: May 04, 2020, 07:19:02 PM »
man cant help but wank on his death bed ::)

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« Reply #4317 on: May 04, 2020, 07:32:47 PM »
man cant help but wank on his death bed ::)

Tell them I refuse to be counted as one of the fraudulent 88% "COVID deaths". Retweet wide.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #4319 on: May 04, 2020, 07:54:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1257453640157143044
He probably just has a cold and is tweeting this to get attention.
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