Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[The Dark Shake 3000]

 

[Diunx]

I'm sorry but you are not James Cameron.

[cool breeze]

can you even imagine the suspense

[The Fake Shemp]

This will be Shake's mini-forum, I bet.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

 

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Only if we 69!

Hey now, that's a little too kinky for me

[BlackMage]

re-open your newsflash thread willco so i can talk shit! 

[Diunx]

I'm picking my nose right now.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

CAN I TALK MY SHIT AGAIN?!

[Smooth Groove]

Is it just me or is Jew wine sour?

[TakingBackSunday]

Willco

[The Fake Shemp]

That means stuff like that too, BrandNew!

[BlackMage]

  willco right in your whore mouf

[TakingBackSunday]

fuck  :'(

to be fair I didn't see this thread when I posted that 

[brob]

Damn, willco catch feelings or summat? Fucking Michigan bore... I bet it's their fault.  

[Robo]

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[BlackMage]

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no that's the list of homo posters

[tehjaybo]

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[The Fake Shemp]

Damn, willco catch feelings or summat? Fucking Michigan bore... I bet it's their fault.  

No feelings. You must mistake me for someone who actually cares! If I was upset, people would face arbitrary bannings. This is me being polite.

[BlackMage]

last time you banned me i had to use a fucking proxy to even read the forum. i still haven't forgotten you miserable bastard

[brob]

Just know that you can always count on me for a e-hug.  

[The Fake Shemp]

last time you banned me i had to use a fucking proxy to even read the forum. i still haven't forgotten you miserable bastard

I doubt that was me. I barely know how to post and I fuck up the ban list all the time. But I'm sure one of our other fine moderators' tough love made you a better person.

[TEEEPO]

sup guyz

[BlackMage]

btw when you coming back to LA so we can hang out?  

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[The Dark Shake 3000]

You're gonna hate fuck the Golden Jew?

[The Fake Shemp]

I was thinking this summer, but principal photography for a friend of mine's little, crappy film got pushed to August due to scheduling conflicts with the lead. I had planned on heading out to Los Angeles to do some rounds before I went on vacation to North Carolina that very month. I'm not sure if I have enough time to go to Los Angeles in either June or July.

That said, if something sells, then everything gets thrown out the window and I'll be on the first flight there.

[BlackMage]

I was thinking this summer, but principal photography for a friend of mine's little, crappy film got pushed to August due to scheduling conflicts with the lead. I had planned on heading out to Los Angeles to do some rounds before I went on vacation to North Carolina that very month. I'm not sure if I have enough time to go to Los Angeles in either June or July.

That said, if something sells, then everything gets thrown out the window and I'll be on the first flight there.

we'll go to Dave and Busters 

[Smooth Groove]

I was thinking this summer, but principal photography for a friend of mine's little, crappy film got pushed to August due to scheduling conflicts with the lead. I had planned on heading out to Los Angeles to do some rounds before I went on vacation to North Carolina that very month. I'm not sure if I have enough time to go to Los Angeles in either June or July.

That said, if something sells, then everything gets thrown out the window and I'll be on the first flight there.

we'll go to Dave and Busters 

or Spearmint Rhino

[Great Rumbler]

Man, I leave to play some games and the whole forum goes wild!

Why do you guys always wait until I leave to have fun?

[BlackMage]

I was thinking this summer, but principal photography for a friend of mine's little, crappy film got pushed to August due to scheduling conflicts with the lead. I had planned on heading out to Los Angeles to do some rounds before I went on vacation to North Carolina that very month. I'm not sure if I have enough time to go to Los Angeles in either June or July.

That said, if something sells, then everything gets thrown out the window and I'll be on the first flight there.

we'll go to Dave and Busters 

or Spearmint Rhino

I went there once for my friend's 18th b-day 10 years ago and the Girls were so trashy

[Smooth Groove]

I was thinking this summer, but principal photography for a friend of mine's little, crappy film got pushed to August due to scheduling conflicts with the lead. I had planned on heading out to Los Angeles to do some rounds before I went on vacation to North Carolina that very month. I'm not sure if I have enough time to go to Los Angeles in either June or July.

That said, if something sells, then everything gets thrown out the window and I'll be on the first flight there.

we'll go to Dave and Busters 

or Spearmint Rhino

I went there once for my friend's 18th b-day 10 years ago and the Girls were so trashy

Actually I've never been there even though there's one just 15 minutes away.  I don't know about their usual girls but a lot of famous pornstars perform there quite often.  I would go if not for all the obsessive creeps that'd pay Tera Patrick $50 for a Polaroid. 

[fistfulofmetal]

whats going on in this thread LOL

[The Dark Shake 3000]

whats going on in this thread LOL

Willco caught me soliciting sexual favors from other members  :'(

[Joe Molotov]

whats going on in this thread LOL

Willco caught me soliciting sexual favors from other members  :'(

I believe the exact charge for asking to see other member's members.

[Madrun Badrun]

Why was the other thread locked?

[lordmaji]

whats going on in this thread LOL

It's a tea party! 

[Reb]

Why was the other thread locked?

Everybody was butthurt.

[Himu]

MAJI

sup?!

[Great Rumbler]

whats going on in this thread LOL

Willco caught me soliciting sexual favors from other members  :'(

Then why aren't you an Icon? 

[Bloodwake]

I was thinking this summer, but principal photography for a friend of mine's little, crappy film got pushed to August due to scheduling conflicts with the lead. I had planned on heading out to Los Angeles to do some rounds before I went on vacation to North Carolina that very month. I'm not sure if I have enough time to go to Los Angeles in either June or July.

That said, if something sells, then everything gets thrown out the window and I'll be on the first flight there.

we'll go to Dave and Busters 

or Spearmint Rhino

WHOA. Hold up. Spearmint Rhino is a CHAIN of strip joints?

Because surely you aren't talking about the Lexington strip club.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, it's a franchise. The best strip joint in Los Angeles - that I have been to - is The Body Shop. The talent there is spotty on weekdays, though. And I'm pretty sure all the strippers are mildly distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Ganhyun]

Yeah, it's a franchise. The best strip joint in Los Angeles - that I have been to - is The Body Shop. The talent there is spotty on weekdays, though. And I'm pretty sure all the strippers are mildly distinguished mentally-challenged.

Its dayshift, they put the lesser quality moneymakers on those shifts.

[OptimoPeach]

There's a Body Shop here in Sacramento. Another chain? Or just a copycat? It's been there for as long as I can remember

[The Fake Shemp]

It's not a chain. Probably a similar name. Quick Google search shows a few places with similar takes on the name, like dropping "The" (just "Body Shop") or adding something after the name.

It's pretty great, though. I've always had fun there. Can't say that for Spearmint or a few other joints.

Don't get me started on Baltimore/MD area places.

[The Fake Shemp]

Wow, I was unaware that it burnt down and was reopened last year. What an awful world we would have lived in had it been allowed to stay as a pile of ashes.

(04-23) 11:46 PDT WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (AP) --

Unemployment in Los Angeles County is in the double digits, but prospects are looking up for 500 strippers, thanks to the reopening of a landmark nude dancing club on the Sunset Strip.

Salah Almudarris, who owns West Hollywood's The Body Shop, says the club will reopen Thursday night, creating jobs for about 20 staff and as many as 500 of what he terms "independent contractors."

An electrical fire badly damaged the Sunset Boulevard venue in December.

Almudarris says about 50 women will work each night and they could earn upward of $1,000 each.

The venue dates back decades and was mentioned in the 1980s Motley Crue song, "Girls, Girls, Girls."

A YEAR TO THE DAY. AMAZING.

[Joe Molotov]

Almudarris says about 50 women will work each night and they could earn upward of $1,000 each.

[Robo]

I saw Ron Jeremy perform stand-up comedy at a dirty strip club in West Virginia a few months back. 

If the club brought out their best girls for the occasion, I'd dunno if I have a stomach strong enough for the worst, but I went for depravity and was not disappointed. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh my. I thought Baltimore was pretty bad, but I don't know if you could voluntarily get me to walk into a strip club in West Virginia.

D.C. sucks too, but that's because of all the rules in place.

[Robo]

Every time I've been, I've had a blast.  Then again, the idea of seeing good looking girls at a strip club is basically lost on me.   

I just want to see the underbelly; the girls who spread their buttcheeks because they can't do anything else.  It's like going to the circus, but with more midgets.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Uh, can you guys keep the straight talk out of here? Fucking distinguished macho fellas. 

[Ganhyun]

This thread title makes me think of the "Lets Make Music Together" song from All Dogs Go to Heaven

[BlackMage]

This thread title makes me think of the "Lets Make Music Together" song from All Dogs Go to Heaven

I was thinking of the "Let's Get Dangerous" song from Darkwing Duck

[Green Shinobi]

I saved BlackMage's avatar, and last week I started putting it at the end of my powerpoints when I'm teaching. So the kids will be learning stuff like apartment building, bus stop, subway station, and then at the end the slide will be "Cute Husky Puppy."

It's been a big hit so far.

Btw, I'm not a dog expert; that is a husky, right?

[muckhole]

Do mine next week!

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Sounds like someone owes BM royalties

[Green Shinobi]

So last night one of the bars in Daegu was hosting a jam night, where people could just show up and play music with whoever else wanted to play. I brought my guitar and effects pedals. I was pretty excited about it.

I didn't even end up playing. The first guitarist was a bona-fide Hendrix-level player. He played a mini-concert with a bass player and a drummer who had wanted to play with. They played for about half an hour - some of the best blues I've seen live, no joke. After that I just said fuck it and went and got drunk at another bar a few buildings down.

I need to either stop playing guitar entirely or bump up my practicing to several hours per day. Continuing to do what I'm doing now is not an option. It's pretty clear that I can't go around acting like guitar is "my thing" anymore when there are guys like that around.

[Diunx]

spent the afternoon playing RE5 with my mate we're gonna try and finish it tomorrow.

[Joe Molotov]

Do mine next week!

It'll be like the end of the Star Trek credits, when you're watching and then all of sudden BAM!



The kids will be watching the slideshow and then POW!

[Phoenix Dark]

Locked my real talk thread? For shame Willco, for shame!

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Wait...there are black people in Saudi Arabia?