RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[studyguy]

Listen, I'll take a stable degenerate in the bedroom over some of my exes.
If your idea of an interesting relationship is wondering if or why you're still in one half the time or some other shit then idk fam.

[Raist]

Yep, I need me a boring bitch just to cuddle and watch Grey's Anatomy with. For now I'll hit up miss I cum from anal() and get my demons running till I find my very own plain princess.

she could be both

Sure. I mean, blue lobsters do exist, too.

[toku]

you don't think women who enjoy a night on the couch binge watching the bachelor AND anal sex exist?

[Raist]

I said blue lobsters exist

[Aeptia]

I'm making this post to remind myself that by this time next year I'll find myself in a good and stable, meaningful relationship. On 12/27/2017 this post will be quoted for either a W on achieving my goal or a massive L.

Just wanted to add a subplot nobody cares about to this season.

Are you approaching a W or an L at the end of October?

[CatsCatsCats]

They exist because they do

[Aeptia]

An L unless I decide to make a ho a housewife, which is it's own L

You can't wife a ho. Number one rule bro.

[Raist]

They exist because they do

Yes. 1/1,000,000 or whatever the number is.

Why did you guys have to ruin my joke

[Rusty Shackleford]

The Bore: Because how are we supposed to feel better about ourselves

[Raist]

[CatsCatsCats]

Please understand

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just where does this animosity come from?

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running this angle into the ground since you’re the only one who got it

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[Phoenix Dark]

An L unless I decide to make a ho a housewife, which is it's own L

You're young and surrounded by sexually repressed women rejecting the shackles of religion and embracing long dick Arab bois such as yourself. Keep diving into pussy and save a relationship for the future. You're planning on leaving anyway, so why start something serious and then have to end it when you bounce.

[Phoenix Dark]

I expect comedic elements from the other side stories of this show, but I expect and demand nothing less than a dark thriller from your story my nicca. No laughs in the Exodust Cinematic Universe

[hampster]

She also really enjoys her memes which was kind of annoying.

Fresh memes or like week old memes

[I'm a Puppy!]

One of those people I met in that "wrestling match" just started texting me asking like "So what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"

[Huff]

Booked a flight home for early November for a week and the gf is coming with.. man i haven't introduced someone to my family in years

[toku]

everyone blessing up

[hungrynoob]

whilst last night a girl wanted to join me smoking weed at end of the night and i said no because i was pretty smashed, she walked away confused and i got home and wanted to kill myself when it sunk in what i had done.


congrats tho.

[BlueTsunami]

whilst last night a girl wanted to join me smoking weed at end of the night and i said no because i was pretty smashed, she walked away confused and i got home and wanted to kill myself when it sunk in what i had done.


congrats tho.

Every dude has that George up for coffee moment

[CatsCatsCats]

You should always share weed, tbqh

[BlueTsunami]

Walked put of the liquor store smelling of straight pussy. Clerk looked at me sideways and that musty aroma swirled around me when someone opened the door to the outside.

Before that I was laying in her bed for 45 mins like

[hungrynoob]

It was more like I had no idea who this girl was, and she never asked to smoke she just asked to join me. I was in my own wee world, and I probably came off more cunty than what my intentions were I was like "nah its alright, head home im about to go too". As she was walking off I heard her say to her mate "you want me to head home...." and even then it never fucking clicked, but I guess the moment for drunken sex had already gone by that point anyway.

[I'm a Puppy!]

One of those people I met in that "wrestling match" just started texting me asking like "So what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"

The best part about this is playing coy about whole thing. If you have a proposition, we'll listen but we're not about chasing that life.
So these guys keep dropping hints and we keep being oblivious.

Texts have gone like this so far:
"Hey so what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"
"Oh you know, stuff. It's almost holiday season."
"Cool. Cool. Any party plans?"
"Oh of course! It's halloween. So the kids have tons of school parties and other parties we get to go to. Lots of candy!"

Then today I get this:
"So Jen (the dude's wife) was saying she wants to play."
"Can't blame her. I mean Mario Odyssey is out and man, we're all about playing that."

So far no reply.

[samir]

After reading this thread, I've decided that I want to eat her ass. Do I just lick the outside or are you supposed to dig deeper? Please help.

[Valkyrie]

Ask her first.

If she says yes, just eat it like [redacted because I dunno what I'm talking about]

[BlueTsunami]

After reading this thread, I've decided that I want to eat her ass. Do I just lick the outside or are you supposed to dig deeper? Please help.

Asking is good avice but if I were to spontaneously do it in throws of passion id just rim. Actually digging could be too  freaky for her

[CatsCatsCats]

Tease the rim, don’t go diggin for treasure

[Mupepe]

If you go digging for gold in that area, you'll find it. Stay around the rim.

[BlueTsunami]

If she farts in your mouth just suck out the rest and make a wish

[toku]

 

[samir]

I went drilling. Tasted like shit. 

[BlueTsunami]

I went drilling. Tasted like shit. 

Mess with the bull you'll get the horns

[Valkyrie]

Stop

[hungrynoob]

I once fingered my gf's ass in uni when i was young and winced in terror when i found a lurking moab - think thats put me off for life.

[Phoenix Dark]

The best is when she's not expecting her ass to get eaten and squeals with excitement/surprise. It's literally like "squeeee"


Kiss her neck/shoulders. Wet your fingers and start massaging her other shoulder, and slowly/quietly descend down and eat her ass. Multiple sensations at same time, it'll blow her mind.

[Phoenix Dark]

this is page 69 btw

another easy way to sneak ass eating in...when you're doing 69. Especially if she's kinda short.

[Atramental]

 

[Joe Molotov]

Advocate non-consensual butteating, brehs.

[samir]

I was just kidding brehs. I'm a seasoned ass eater.

I like to rim her butthole while fingering her pussy. Mmmmmmm

[I'm a Puppy!]

I was just kidding brehs. I'm a seasoned ass eater.

I like to rim her butthole while fingering her pussy. Mmmmmmm

[samir]

Ass eating expert here. AMA

On another topic, has anyone tried the We-vibe? I'm afraid I'm too big for it to work. 

[chronovore]

One of those people I met in that "wrestling match" just started texting me asking like "So what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"

The best part about this is playing coy about whole thing. If you have a proposition, we'll listen but we're not about chasing that life.
So these guys keep dropping hints and we keep being oblivious.

Texts have gone like this so far:
"Hey so what are you guys doing the next few weeks?"
"Oh you know, stuff. It's almost holiday season."
"Cool. Cool. Any party plans?"
"Oh of course! It's halloween. So the kids have tons of school parties and other parties we get to go to. Lots of candy!"

Then today I get this:
"So Jen (the dude's wife) was saying she wants to play."
"Can't blame her. I mean Mario Odyssey is out and man, we're all about playing that."

So far no reply.

There's "oblivious" and then there's "obviously oblivious," which can't be said five times, quickly.

[Valkyrie]

On another topic, has anyone tried the We-vibe? I'm afraid I'm too big for it to work. 

This post is embarrassing.

[thisismyusername]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/27/opinion/online-dating-disability.html

Dropping this in here just because. Probably will be deleted like my last one on this subject (I can't seem to find the post despite it being in my post history apparently? ) but this is a valid topic in terms of relationships. Especially with Atra (at least last I checked) worrying about things: You don't have it as hard as some folks, I assure you. *point at article*

[Rufus]

The board is fucky right now. One of my posts got wiped clean as well. It was just a link to a Youtube video. I've also seen someone's post appear empty, but upon quoting, the content suddenly shows up.

Database hiccups?

[Brehvolution]

Solar flares.

[Raist]

[Atramental]

disregard females
acquire (crypto) currency

[toku]

I like the new direction, show needed some levity.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I am disappointed in the catscatscats arc of impending doom that hasn't delivered
Nor has the arc with that Rahx character trying out swinging for the other team.

[toku]

I am disappointed in the catscatscats arc of impending doom that hasn't delivered
Nor has the arc with that Rahx character trying out swinging for the other team.

rahx had his sopranos peyote moment though so salvaged

[toku]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/31/arts/television/maria-bamford-lady-dynamite.html

i believe in all of you bless up

[CatsCatsCats]

Haven’t felt like sharing deets with all the questionable new members, tbh.

Don’t think there’ll be any doom tho

[I'm a Puppy!]

Haven’t felt like sharing deets with all the questionable new members, tbh.

Don’t think there’ll be any doom tho

Just wait.

[CatsCatsCats]

You don’t even know, man, you don’t even know

[kingv]

All y’all are questionable, especially this Samir dude who thinks his b-hole is too blown out to hold a We-vibe

[I'm a Puppy!]

You don’t even know, man, you don’t even know

Well I would if you'd share the deets

[thisismyusername]

The board is fucky right now. One of my posts got wiped clean as well. It was just a link to a Youtube video. I've also seen someone's post appear empty, but upon quoting, the content suddenly shows up.

Database hiccups?

Nope. Quoting my post seemed to have nothing.

Anyway, I've been thinking about that article I posted in here lately. Not sure if I should do the whole "haha, yeah but really..." thing or not given everytime someone gets the face to face, they're like "oh you're ACTUALLY serious about it." Kinda pisses me off.

Also cats: PM me. the deets.

[nudemacusers]

Got blessings all over this dick, last night was great.

Never thought I'd see someone with a sonic avatar get laid.

I just had sex

[hungrynoob]

Lord help me, just switched back to dayshift in work after a year, my ex works on this shift. Last we spoke was 5 months ago because I told her it would be best if we never spoke again, because why we broke up was BS, and I keep getting reminded about how i feel for her everytime we speak and shes with someone else now.

Then I walked past her yesterday, and asked how she was and we ended up chatting for 40 mins. And thus we start the cycle all over again. I swear everytime we stop talking mid convo, that stare I feel like the both of us just want to stop everything and start making out. I hate this.