Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1415888 times)

VomKriege · « **Reply #5340 on:** June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM »

Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5341 on:** June 15, 2018, 09:26:13 AM »

Assimilate you just need to learn what threads to be a shit heel in, this isn’t one of em

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5342 on:** June 15, 2018, 09:38:11 AM »

To clarify, your sin is getting in the way of good content. There’s stories to be told here about wizards losing their mana, about some professional hobbyists and their high class girls, about married dudes going on dates with girls half their age — but no one wants to share that stuff while you’re squat in the corner taking a dump. Troll up politics or threads where people care about other forums, they deserve it

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5343 on:** June 15, 2018, 10:17:15 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM

Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

You're just telling it like it is

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5344 on:** June 15, 2018, 11:06:24 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM

Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

For science, you need to find out how many of those are actually legit.

toku · « **Reply #5345 on:** June 15, 2018, 11:08:26 AM »

trying to see my niccas win, not deflate gender hate

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5346 on:** June 15, 2018, 11:43:16 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM

Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women. Fuck you, dude. Eat shit.

He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5347 on:** June 15, 2018, 04:26:48 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 11:43:16 AM

Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women. Fuck you, dude. Eat shit.

He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.

You're still a soyboy.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5348 on:** June 15, 2018, 04:31:09 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 15, 2018, 10:17:15 AM

Quote from: VomKriege on June 15, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
Ok, I give up on understanding online dating. Created a profile on OKCupid with no photo and with a text that amounts to "looking to fuck" : had 5 likes in 12 hours.

I guess mystery, brevity and frankness go a long way.

You're just telling it like it is

One was serious, the other four were women looking for something else but still, you know, engaged enough to like my profile with a blank image as a photo...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5349 on:** June 15, 2018, 04:38:41 PM »

Its a make sure your balls are shaved sort of Friday, my dudes

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5350 on:** June 16, 2018, 02:31:23 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 04:26:48 PM

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: Assimilate on June 15, 2018, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: filler on June 15, 2018, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 15, 2018, 12:31:46 AM
Another tally in the “Assimilate is just an alt right MAGA shitstain” category.

I swear, the fucking gall to say shit like that about women. Fuck you, dude. Eat shit.

He listens to Taking Back Sunday.

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.
You're still a soyboy.

Great response. Say what you want. I had a period of time where I was dating and having sex very frequently, and I’m now incredibly happy settling down with the woman I love. If that makes me a soyboy, so be it. Keep being insecure and hateful towards woman - you’ll die alone because of your attitude.

team filler · « **Reply #5351 on:** June 16, 2018, 04:06:18 AM »

If you knew him and the history of this forum, you'd know that he won't.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5352 on:** June 16, 2018, 04:50:28 AM »

edit-trash posting

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5353 on:** June 16, 2018, 04:54:40 AM »

Lol filler always likes the bad stuff.

team filler · « **Reply #5354 on:** June 16, 2018, 04:59:36 AM »

You'll be okay, breh.

maybe I've just learned to see the good in the bad

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5355 on:** June 16, 2018, 05:16:06 AM »

Edit-trash posting

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5356 on:** June 16, 2018, 05:41:00 AM »

Stop liking shit filler

team filler · « **Reply #5357 on:** June 16, 2018, 05:50:27 AM »

If you knew me and the history of this forum, you'd know that I don't.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5358 on:** June 16, 2018, 05:53:00 AM »

mormapope · « **Reply #5359 on:** June 16, 2018, 10:37:31 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 15, 2018, 09:38:11 AM

To clarify, your sin is getting in the way of good content. There’s stories to be told here about wizards losing their mana, about some professional hobbyists and their high class girls, about married dudes going on dates with girls half their age — but no one wants to share that stuff while you’re squat in the corner taking a dump. Troll up politics or threads where people care about other forums, they deserve it

Great post. This a thread about men stuff.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5360 on:** June 16, 2018, 11:31:45 AM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on June 16, 2018, 02:31:23 AM

Great response. Say what you want. I had a period of time where I was dating and having sex very frequently, and I’m now incredibly happy settling down with the woman I love. If that makes me a soyboy, so be it. Keep being insecure and hateful towards woman - you’ll die alone because of your attitude.

The burn is going to be that much better when you find out she's getting deep dicked by some asshole that treats her like shit. And i'll be here to bask in all the glory

mormapope · « **Reply #5361 on:** June 16, 2018, 01:02:12 PM »

A man wanting another man to feel emotional pain from another man fucking his girlfriend sounds really, really gay tbh

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5362 on:** June 16, 2018, 01:08:36 PM »

Advice: when Assimilate shits up this thread, be like this

https://m.imgur.com/t/Reaction/w7iVoh5

Assimilate · « **Reply #5363 on:** June 16, 2018, 01:57:40 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 01:02:12 PM

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole?

Tasty · « **Reply #5364 on:** June 16, 2018, 02:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on June 16, 2018, 01:57:40 PM

Quote from: mormapope on June 16, 2018, 01:02:12 PM

Is that what Assimilate wants in his end, men to admire him and pound his attention whoring asshole?

*raises hand* I volunteer.

team filler · « **Reply #5365 on:** June 16, 2018, 04:36:25 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 16, 2018, 04:50:28 AM

edit-trash posting

Nabbis · « **Reply #5366 on:** June 16, 2018, 04:43:47 PM »

Judging by this page, i should lurk this thread more. It's great.

Atramental · « **Reply #5367 on:** June 20, 2018, 03:17:23 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right.

[close]

mormapope · « **Reply #5368 on:** June 20, 2018, 03:55:38 PM »

I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.

Atramental · « **Reply #5369 on:** June 20, 2018, 04:07:02 PM »

Don’t worry. I deleted it already.

I just wanted to see what it’s like to have beautiful straight woman throwing themselves at me.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5370 on:** June 20, 2018, 04:21:48 PM »

You've matched with plenty of good looking women........

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5371 on:** June 20, 2018, 04:26:22 PM »

With fake pics you mean?

Atramental · « **Reply #5372 on:** June 20, 2018, 04:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on June 20, 2018, 04:21:48 PM

You've matched with plenty of good looking women........

Hardly any of them messaged me back.

But with my Chad profile they started talking ASAP. One of them even messaged my Chad profile first and said I was very pretty.

Really activates the almonds, huh?

edit: Also, that girl who called me handsome a while back (on my real account) turned out to be a spam bot

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on June 20, 2018, 04:26:22 PM

With fake pics you mean?

Yes.

Atramental · « **Reply #5373 on:** June 20, 2018, 04:49:59 PM »

If anything, this just motivates me to never use tinder and just go out to bars or whatever and attempt to meet women there.

Nabbis · « **Reply #5374 on:** June 20, 2018, 05:04:28 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 04:49:59 PM

If anything, this just motivates me to never use tinder and just go out to bars or whatever and attempt to meet women there.

What was the pic though, show it.

Atramental · « **Reply #5375 on:** June 20, 2018, 05:32:16 PM »

Me? Bitter? Nah. I’ve accepted my place on the social pecking order.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Assimilate · « **Reply #5376 on:** June 20, 2018, 05:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on June 20, 2018, 04:46:00 PM

Women are far more likely to give attention to more attractive men, details at 11.

There's actually a lot of guys that don't realize this. They've been fed bullshit forever about how women are into personality, or this or that. Sure, after the initial hello but bitches always respond to a guy they are attracted to and when you're dealing with Tinder where most of the girls aren't even 'women' yet and still in that teenage phase where they tend to go for your typical 'chad' they're even more about the typical look more than anything else.

Atra, you are much better off meeting girls at bars dude.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5377 on:** June 20, 2018, 06:22:37 PM »

Quote from: riotous on June 20, 2018, 06:02:00 PM

BITCHES.

Amirite?

riotous manipulated an underage girl and then brought her over after 18. Watch out folks, we have a real life woman's man here.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5378 on:** June 20, 2018, 06:26:25 PM »

What are you doin, man?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5379 on:** June 20, 2018, 06:53:09 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 03:17:23 PM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right.
[close]

Post results plz

Edit: Didn't see where you said you deleted it. Still, you should have posted the results.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5380 on:** June 20, 2018, 08:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 20, 2018, 06:53:09 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 20, 2018, 03:17:23 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I created a Chad Tinder profile. I’m getting 8s & 9s left and right.
[close]

Post results plz

Edit: Didn't see where you said you deleted it. Still, you should have posted the results.

Yeah, Atra at least show us what you got

hampster · « **Reply #5381 on:** June 21, 2018, 02:31:04 PM »

Atra looks good. What makes a Chad

Its the hair isn't it :'(

Assimilate · « **Reply #5382 on:** June 21, 2018, 02:50:26 PM »

Quote from: hampster on June 21, 2018, 02:31:04 PM

Atra looks good. What makes a Chad Its the hair isn't it :'(

the hair is big, like i've said.

team filler · « **Reply #5383 on:** June 21, 2018, 02:51:57 PM »

grow your hair out and wear a hair piece, atra

Atramental · « **Reply #5384 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:11:53 PM »

After being bald for about 8 or so years of my life I have accepted my fate.

Also, I don’t really want to keep up with the facade of having hair. It’s not really in my budget.

Plus, if I ended up getting with someone that I really clicked with they would eventually find out.

team filler · « **Reply #5385 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:12:58 PM »

by then they're in love with you and it's too late

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5386 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:17:39 PM »

How much for hair implants? Like $5k?

And show the Chad pics dude.

Atramental · « **Reply #5387 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:26:46 PM »

Oh sure. Pay $5k for hair transplants and end up homeless in a month.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5388 on:** June 21, 2018, 03:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 21, 2018, 03:11:53 PM

After being bald for about 8 or so years of my life I have accepted my fate.

Also, I don’t really want to keep up with the facade of having hair. It’s not really in my budget.

Plus, if I ended up getting with someone that I really clicked with they would eventually find out.

Then it's time for the needle in the butt.

Get ripped. Rock a huge beard and shaved head. There. Done. Better than a stupid Chad.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5389 on:** June 22, 2018, 01:07:59 AM »

help me brehs. please help me. filllerrrrrrr

i used to think it was about face but it's not. it never was. it's about that booty, about the body.

EDIT: and not you TakingBackSundy, you #softcucksoyboy

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5390 on:** June 22, 2018, 12:08:15 PM »

what did I say

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5391 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:07:15 PM »

Keep saying that when you're forced to look at her face in the pale moonlight

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5392 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM »

Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

shosta · « **Reply #5393 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM »

Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Mupepe · « **Reply #5394 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:40:03 PM »

did you suck on her toes?

shosta · « **Reply #5395 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:41:57 PM »

Foot massage

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5396 on:** June 22, 2018, 02:51:55 PM »

Quote from: kris on June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM

Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.

tiesto · « **Reply #5397 on:** June 22, 2018, 05:05:09 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM

Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

I've always wondered, what's generally the preference... butterface or fat girl with cute face?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5398 on:** June 22, 2018, 05:20:19 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 22, 2018, 05:05:09 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 22, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
Coveting the butt is a nice survival tactic for guys who can't get pretty girls.

It's like how I grew to enjoy burnt food and well water.

I've always wondered, what's generally the preference... butterface or fat girl with cute face?

I think we can all agree though that fat girl with small titties is the female version of a pear shaped man

shosta · « **Reply #5399 on:** June 22, 2018, 05:26:52 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2018, 02:51:55 PM

Quote from: kris on June 22, 2018, 02:28:48 PM
Playing with fire at work. This manager always times her breaks with mine, gets really handsy, talks to me a lot, and I ended up touching her feet yesterday? Lol

Feet being in play in the workplace means youre mentally already in the cooch. Goddamn.

honestly, I don't care if she's suffering from a bad case of fomo just because she married at 21 to someone way older than her and I'm the only person at work who is at some kind of mental and mature parity with her, I'm not interested in being a homewrecker

I think

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