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Rahxephon91

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5460 on: June 30, 2018, 04:30:19 AM »
You fucks how many many times must I go out until I put Uruk prove chicks don't dig m? In fine I go out night Aguirre bigger And this is the last night where women just include me. I've prove n my ponymmint now: women don't  want men's time to

Rufus

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« Reply #5461 on: June 30, 2018, 05:01:38 AM »
Nvm duders, I got promoted.
:heh

You're the kid who stressed about the exam with the losers only to get an A.

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« Reply #5462 on: June 30, 2018, 06:19:31 AM »
filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum

Not the greatest poster but definitely the greatest liker

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« Reply #5463 on: June 30, 2018, 11:10:37 AM »
filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum

Not the greatest poster but definitely the greatest liker

Poor D3RANG3D :(
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Tasty

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« Reply #5464 on: June 30, 2018, 12:58:37 PM »
You fucks how many many times must I go out until I put Uruk prove chicks don't dig m? In fine I go out night Aguirre bigger And this is the last night where women just include me. I've prove n my ponymmint now: women don't  want men's time to


Rahxephon91

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5465 on: June 30, 2018, 01:44:57 PM »
It was a bad night guys. Got robbed and a little roughed up.

I'm alive though and spent the morning readjusting(canceling cards, ordering a new phone) and watching the Matrix.

The sad part is now I wish I had taken the iphone's warning of the phone not being backed up a bit more seriously.

Tasty

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« Reply #5466 on: June 30, 2018, 02:22:58 PM »
It was a bad night guys. Got robbed and a little roughed up.

I'm alive though and spent the morning readjusting(canceling cards, ordering a new phone) and watching the Matrix.

The sad part is now I wish I had taken the iphone's warning of the phone not being backed up a bit more seriously.

Shit. You file a report? What happened?

Ugh that's my biggest fear when I got out drinking. I've been mugged before, it's not fun.

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5467 on: July 03, 2018, 11:21:35 PM »
Ahem,
get your shit together now Jack. If you're going to be a parent then don't half-ass it.
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Kara

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« Reply #5468 on: July 03, 2018, 11:44:03 PM »
B'sha'ah tovah.

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« Reply #5469 on: July 04, 2018, 12:00:09 AM »
Probs having a kid next March  :-\

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« Reply #5470 on: July 04, 2018, 12:12:14 AM »

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« Reply #5471 on: July 04, 2018, 02:09:28 AM »
Probs having a kid next March  :-\
is the mom a thotty?  :hitler
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shosta

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« Reply #5472 on: July 04, 2018, 02:25:13 AM »
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5473 on: July 04, 2018, 02:41:50 AM »
I don't usually say when something bad happens but almost everyone has something going on tonight so I can finally get it out of the way that in March, I finally broke up with my GF of 2 years (the toxic relationship) and am still hitting waves of relief, sadness, and confusion from the guilt that comes from breaking up with someone who felt they were too old to try again. She was 34. She did not act it. I don't think she really truly wanted a relationship other than to prove she could have one.

Glen, it's a lot easier to raise a child together when you don't divorce the person. By that, I mean view your love for your child and your love for the mother as different things rather than marriage being something you automatically do.

Rahx, I don't know your first name but the best thing you can do is to write off the money/phone and at least now you have a story to tell. I think I have a GSM Nexus 5 somewhere that still holds a charge if you need a phone.

benjipwns

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« Reply #5474 on: July 04, 2018, 02:57:20 AM »
Probs having a kid next March  :-\
call them a different name every year

benjipwns

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« Reply #5475 on: July 04, 2018, 02:57:52 AM »
oh god, they're going to grow up watching you root for LeBron

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« Reply #5476 on: July 04, 2018, 02:58:27 AM »
Probs having a kid next March  :-\

Get that thing sucked out. You’re bright. I don’t want to see you ruin your life so young. I give you shit over Hillary, but I really think you’re heart and (generally) head are in the right place. You have a future, if you handle this.
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« Reply #5477 on: July 04, 2018, 03:04:25 AM »
A beautiful 38 year old woman liked me on tinder (yeah I’m back on it...). What do?  :doge

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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5478 on: July 04, 2018, 11:59:57 AM »
Attack that 38 year old vajoo like the peach in an oasis that it is
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« Reply #5479 on: July 04, 2018, 01:49:11 PM »
She has a blank bio so she could be browsing for fun and nothing more.

Kara

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« Reply #5480 on: July 04, 2018, 02:10:35 PM »
I don't usually say when something bad happens but almost everyone has something going on tonight so I can finally get it out of the way that in March, I finally broke up with my GF of 2 years (the toxic relationship) and am still hitting waves of relief, sadness, and confusion from the guilt that comes from breaking up with someone who felt they were too old to try again.

I haven't talked to anyone who has also ended an interpersonal relationships with someone who didn't treat their Borderline Personality Disorder well but I strongly suspect that guilt is a commonly experienced emotion in that group.

I don't want to say, "good for you," because it seems insensitive, but I'm glad you're doing what's best for you.

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« Reply #5481 on: July 04, 2018, 02:13:17 PM »
the ceo of tinder says that if my selection pool is ugly, that I am in fact ugly. Feels bad man. Fix me beverly hills :(

warcock

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« Reply #5482 on: July 04, 2018, 03:15:48 PM »
Guess something is in the air. Just talked to the girl who dumped me and was flirting with me when she knew I was visiting. So about two weeks ago she planned this meet up for us that she ended up standing me up for, all with the classic suddenly ghosting you an hour before the meet up and for hours after. Not new to the game so I gave up on it about 30 minutes in to when we were supposed to meet up. She texted a day after saying she suddenly overslept in the middle of the day which I didn't buy.

So she calls today and tells me she's freaking out as she thinks she caught something (good luck with that in saudi) as she was fucking this dude, who she also admits she stood me up for, and turns out dude was banging escorts raw and she's burning. Wanted to vent to me but I decided to be classy, let her finish, say "sorry to hear that" and all that, make up an excuse cause it's late then bounced.

Now I know it makes me sound like a piece of shit but my reaction wasn't really anger or sadness as you'd think, I kinda knew coming back that hooking back up was a long shot, so it was mostly "fuck you bitch that's what you get" and I'm not sorry. Deciding to string me along after breaking up with me because, as she also admits, this guy is a douche (she never mentioned him to me before) and she was looking for a side thing, then stands me up at a hang out she planned out, and ghosts me? Ain't exactly shedding tears over here.

But it does suck because all things considered I really liked this girl and if a relationship didn't work I wouldn't have minded being friends. But knowing what I know now I don't really want anything to do with her. Gotta respect myself above all else :yeshrug

cant you report her to the cops or her dad and have her stoned, fuck that charmouta.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #5483 on: July 04, 2018, 03:57:46 PM »
So she admits that the guy is a douche yet broke a date with you to fuck him without a condom :doge

These girls never learn from their mistakes.  Glad you're moving on.
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5484 on: July 04, 2018, 05:07:12 PM »
You should of got in them musty panties but wrapped it up, then peaced out like middle east chadwick did preferably to No Pigeons

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« Reply #5485 on: July 04, 2018, 05:11:45 PM »
throw acid on that bitch face  :pacspit
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« Reply #5486 on: July 04, 2018, 05:13:56 PM »
Probs having a kid next March  :-\

everything as god wills it bless up

This is more or less exactly what the prospective mother is saying, which is why she's keeping it despite neither of us being really ready for this.

So it goes.
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5487 on: July 04, 2018, 05:14:03 PM »
filler don't play
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shosta

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« Reply #5488 on: July 09, 2018, 05:43:55 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5489 on: July 09, 2018, 06:02:24 PM »
Guess something is in the air. Just talked to the girl who dumped me and was flirting with me when she knew I was visiting. So about two weeks ago she planned this meet up for us that she ended up standing me up for, all with the classic suddenly ghosting you an hour before the meet up and for hours after. Not new to the game so I gave up on it about 30 minutes in to when we were supposed to meet up. She texted a day after saying she suddenly overslept in the middle of the day which I didn't buy.

So she calls today and tells me she's freaking out as she thinks she caught something (good luck with that in saudi) as she was fucking this dude, who she also admits she stood me up for, and turns out dude was banging escorts raw and she's burning. Wanted to vent to me but I decided to be classy, let her finish, say "sorry to hear that" and all that, make up an excuse cause it's late then bounced.

Now I know it makes me sound like a piece of shit but my reaction wasn't really anger or sadness as you'd think, I kinda knew coming back that hooking back up was a long shot, so it was mostly "fuck you bitch that's what you get" and I'm not sorry. Deciding to string me along after breaking up with me because, as she also admits, this guy is a douche (she never mentioned him to me before) and she was looking for a side thing, then stands me up at a hang out she planned out, and ghosts me? Ain't exactly shedding tears over here.

But it does suck because all things considered I really liked this girl and if a relationship didn't work I wouldn't have minded being friends. But knowing what I know now I don't really want anything to do with her. Gotta respect myself above all else :yeshrug

The game is the game.

Can't she go to Dubai and get that resolved?
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« Reply #5490 on: July 09, 2018, 06:59:23 PM »
One of my tinder matches that I’ve been talking to for a couple days just told me she likes to do coke.  :larry

shosta

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« Reply #5491 on: July 09, 2018, 07:01:16 PM »
try it and see
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« Reply #5492 on: July 09, 2018, 07:11:54 PM »
I’m just afraid I’ll like it too much after my first try.  :doge

Maybe that won’t be the case because I prefer to feel mellow & relaxed than hyped up most of the time.

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« Reply #5493 on: July 09, 2018, 07:13:12 PM »
Do a bump off her nipples

Valkyrie

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« Reply #5494 on: July 09, 2018, 07:24:08 PM »
Do a bump off her nipples
Butthole or nothing!

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« Reply #5495 on: July 09, 2018, 07:24:38 PM »
^newsfeed
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« Reply #5496 on: July 09, 2018, 07:39:30 PM »
I’m just afraid I’ll like it too much after my first try.  :doge

Maybe that won’t be the case because I prefer to feel mellow & relaxed than hyped up most of the time.

its probably trash shit and the high you get will be mostly anxiety and not from the mostly ground up calcium tablets anyway
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« Reply #5497 on: July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM »
She just revealed to me she's a single mom too.  :picard

edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.  :goty2

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5498 on: July 09, 2018, 08:11:13 PM »
Atra attracts some thot ass thot pockets gawdamn
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« Reply #5499 on: July 09, 2018, 08:13:01 PM »
One of my tinder matches that I’ve been talking to for a couple days just told me she likes to do coke.  :larry
She just revealed to me she's a single mom too.  :picard

edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.  :goty2
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« Reply #5500 on: July 09, 2018, 10:21:49 PM »
Should I meet her this Saturday or nah?  :doge

Kara

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« Reply #5501 on: July 09, 2018, 10:22:38 PM »
Of course.

seagrams hotsauce

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« Reply #5502 on: July 09, 2018, 10:25:03 PM »
ya do a bunch of blow off her tiddies

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« Reply #5503 on: July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM »
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge

Tasty

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« Reply #5504 on: July 09, 2018, 10:46:36 PM »
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge

I almost went to an orgy last week. :thinking

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« Reply #5505 on: July 09, 2018, 10:48:03 PM »
What stopped you from going?  :doge

Tasty

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« Reply #5506 on: July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM »
Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up. :doge

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« Reply #5507 on: July 10, 2018, 12:21:40 AM »
Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up. :doge
raw sex  :noah
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5508 on: July 10, 2018, 12:30:59 AM »
Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up. :doge

Man that defeats the purpose of an orgy. The looming spectre of an STD gives it that element of danger.
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« Reply #5509 on: July 10, 2018, 11:08:44 AM »
Oh thank god. The more wholesome girl I’ve been messaging on tinder seems down to meet me this Thursday.  :doge

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« Reply #5510 on: July 10, 2018, 11:11:04 AM »
ask if you can do coke off her nips instead

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« Reply #5511 on: July 10, 2018, 11:24:43 AM »
This girl told me she’d be down to smoke weed with me. I’d much rather do that than coke.  :doge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5512 on: July 10, 2018, 11:34:35 AM »
Winners don't do diabetes !
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5513 on: July 10, 2018, 12:10:39 PM »
Just don't become her coke daddy, she might be angling for this

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #5514 on: July 10, 2018, 12:40:09 PM »
She's probably not that wild. She probably just thinks a 20 something single dude with no attachments would think she's too conservative or something. Go and have a good time.

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« Reply #5515 on: July 10, 2018, 03:44:41 PM »
cocaine really ain't anymore addictive than alcohol, breh. take a few bumps and allow yourself to enjoy it. then smash that thotty's pisser
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« Reply #5516 on: July 10, 2018, 04:58:42 PM »
I just hope it's not laced with something screwy.  :doge

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« Reply #5517 on: July 10, 2018, 05:44:52 PM »
Scene IX

(Atra and Powderpuff are parked outside the Chino low rises in Powderpuff's 2001 hunter green Hyundai Accent)

Powderpuff: (coolly) ...he's usually good with the curb side service.

(Atra looks through the cracked windshield and down the block nervously)

(Powderpuff side-eyes and considers Atra, her trademark crooked smile in full effect)

Powderpuff: Hit this sweety, it'll take the edge off...

(Atra hits the joint with a bit too much enthusiasm. Herb and and harsh metalics swim in his mouth. Too late to recoil  from what he just pulled, he can already feel the known and unknown making its way upstream.)

Powderpuff:
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« Reply #5518 on: July 10, 2018, 10:59:16 PM »
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.  :doge

hurry that shit up mang, what have you got to lose. live.
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« Reply #5519 on: July 10, 2018, 11:25:14 PM »
I just hope it's not laced with something screwy.  :doge
this isn't a dare class, dawg. no one is out here lacing drugs. maybe just a little baby laxative :doge