RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Oblivion]

Not sure how anyone can like anal tbh 

Speaking of which, as someone who's not a fan of it, is it okay for me to put that disclaimer in my dating profile, or is that a bad idea? 

[Tasty]

Not sure how anyone can like anal tbh 

Prostates are wonderful things.

Oh you mean normies. Yeah I don't get it either.

[Oblivion]

Perkiness>>>>>>>>>>>>>>size  when it comes to titty.

saggy tits lead to saggy souls

Nah, big and saggy is totally fine. The problem is when they sag so much that they become oblong.

My first real life boob experience was with this chubby chick. She wasn't superhot or anything, but we could have gotten along just fine for the most part. She looked sexy as fuck in her bra. But then when she took it off, her big round boobs suddenly turned into a pair of eclairs. It was so disappointing and heart wrenching that it made me wary of busty women for a while. Thankfully, she was the exception, not the rule. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I’ve wanted to do MMF more than MFF this entire time.  The idea of her putting effort into pleasing two dicks is exciting to me.

Plus, DP is a particular kink of mine 

The membrane is very thin so you can feel the other guy's dick while doing DP. Keep that in mind.

[toku]

you talking from experience pd or is this like when you talk about sucking bbc, only secondhand hearsay

[Phoenix Dark]

you talking from experience pd or is this like when you talk about sucking bbc, only secondhand hearsay

Never had a MMF threesome.

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FFM is overrated btw

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[Oblivion]

Anyone who thinks FFM 3somes are overrated was doing it wrong.

Never had one myself, but I feel this is the correct perspective.

[mormapope]

Eh, I'd say it matters who you're fucking. Seeing a woman want two dicks to play with and fuck, combined with fulfilling that fantasy of being overwhelmed with cock and pleasure   

It matters which fantasy is stronger for the lady. Sharing their body with multiple men turns me on more. The idea of my lady getting jealous that another guy can suck cock better than her is also a fantasy of mine.

[Beezy]

I'm practically black. (Image removed from quote.)

[I'm a Puppy!]

Anyone who thinks FFM 3somes are overrated was doing it wrong.

It's just like those people that say money can't buy happiness. Bitch, you're doing it wrong.

[Tasty]

Anyone who thinks FFM 3somes are overrated was doing it wrong.

F's are overrated.

MMMMMMMFFFFFFF though

[Assimilate]

The hottest black women ive seen are from Ghana. Oh my fucking god they’re sexy.

For me it's gotta be Ethiopia...

There's an Ehtiopian woman I know who is a friend of the family, she's so damn beautiful, oh my god.
I tried to flirt with her once but I think she took it as a girl to girl compliment.

Ehtiopian? Ghana? Wtf.

Eh, I'd say it matters who you're fucking. Seeing a woman want two dicks to play with and fuck, combined with fulfilling that fantasy of being overwhelmed with cock and pleasure   

It matters which fantasy is stronger for the lady. Sharing their body with multiple men turns me on more. The idea of my lady getting jealous that another guy can suck cock better than her is also a fantasy of mine.

   

You KMFDM goths are totally fucking out there. I've been to a concert once, that shit was something out of a bondage snuff film.

[naff]

yeah. I used to think I only liked girls with big titties but then I fucked a girl with little titties and I liked those too. My mind was blown. Titties.

Had this same realization while sucking on some As at best last year

had this realisation but the opposite. thought i was only really into big butt small boob. i still dig that, but turns out im cool with big ass and big boobs too 

[Huff]

I just can’t do cankles. Even some really athletic girls have cankles and I don’t think there’s a worse turn off

Need some differentiation between the different leg muscles brahs

[Rahxephon91]

How many times do I have to go out and be ignoreded by women all the time. What hobbies do you think I should take up as I prepare to die alone?

[Nabbis]

You can always be a professional Star Wars critic.

[team filler]

How many times do I have to go out and be ignoreded by women all the time. What hobbies do you think I should take up as I prepare to die alone?

find your zen, breh!

[team filler]

hookers are a pretty good hobby too.

[Rahxephon91]

I think you're pretty set with videogames.

i HONESTLY havent played an actual video game in a couple of months. I'd agree with you, but theres just not enogh video games to keep me occupied. But yeah I'd take hobbies likes this over dealing with women most of the tine. Cheaper too,

[Rahxephon91]

hookers are a pretty good hobby too.

Expensive though. And here in chicago it's just black hookers/

[Rahxephon91]

How many times do I have to go out and be ignoreded by women all the time. What hobbies do you think I should take up as I prepare to die alone?

find your zen, breh!

Theres no sex in my violence

Whatever fuck Bush

My zen is non existence

[Rahxephon91]

You can always be a professional Star Wars critic.

Fuck star wars and the losers who obesess over it or think thats al movies have to offer

[Rahxephon91]

Whatever I'm sup0per durnk right now. Bear with me. I;m sure I;ll regret these posts in the moring,

[VomKriege]

Don't do a TIMU.

Maybe try sports, board games, volunteering. Don't expect instant results though.

[Rahxephon91]

Lame

[BlueTsunami]

Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

[tiesto]

Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

IIRC Rahx likes short chubby Latina women...

I hear that the PNW is one of the most difficult areas to date in (outside of NYC/LA/SF of course) due to the "Seattle Freeze" and a slight gender ratio disparity due to all the tech businesses up there.

[Assimilate]

Rahx, post your pics, let's see your style. Maybe you need some help polishing up?

[BlueTsunami]

Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

IIRC Rahx likes short chubby Latina women...

I hear that the PNW is one of the most difficult areas to date in (outside of NYC/LA/SF of course) due to the "Seattle Freeze" and a slight gender ratio disparity due to all the tech businesses up there.

Well in that case he needs to come to the northeast or maybe Southern california and get himself a chola.

[Rahxephon91]

Sorry about that.

[Rahxephon91]

Wait, you live in Chicago but youre not into black women? You're in the wrong damn neighborhood. Need to make your way to the Pacific Northwest and find all the white as the freshly driven snow tail that you want.

IIRC Rahx likes short chubby Latina women...

I hear that the PNW is one of the most difficult areas to date in (outside of NYC/LA/SF of course) due to the "Seattle Freeze" and a slight gender ratio disparity due to all the tech businesses up there.

I don't really like Latin women either...Really just white and asian women. And I don't know how chubby we're talking here. I'm not really looking for "thic" women.

Need to not be picky in your situation.

And this is quite frankly bullshit. You can't expect people to not like certain things and just take in "whatever". My situation is that I'm just a normal single dude with some confidence issues. I'm not a loser, ugly, dumb, unable to maintain myself, or just trash. I have issues like everyone else and I'm not just going to just lie down with any girl if I don't like her. Like I don't understand this advice "don't be picky" which is code for :lower your standards. Why should I? Who wants to have sex or date people they don't like on a personality or physical level?

Maybe Assimilate is right.

[Assimilate]

Maybe Assimilate is right.

I'm usually right about everything but what part are you specifically referring to? 

[BlueTsunami]

Assi right now

[Atramental]

I think Wrath once told me “you gotta slay some dragons before you can get with a princess”.

I’ve been following that advice ever since. 

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i think I’m beginning to prefer the dragons tho 

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[HardcoreRetro]

The fabled 700 year old dragons?

[Assimilate]

My motto has always been :

don't over punt your coverage.

[BlueTsunami]

Its very easy to fall into the trap of idealizing a nonexistent significant other but daydreams don't actualize to reality in the way youd want it to. Its not an algorithm or some epic challenge. Sometimes its as simple as a glance from what then is a stranger.

[shosta]

You can't really do anything about your sexual preferences, but the racial components are definitely culturally acquired.

[Assimilate]

You can't really do anything about your sexual preferences, but the racial components are definitely culturally acquired.

Huh?

[Atramental]

The fabled 700 year old dragons?

Nah nah. I'm talking about hefty girls (20+ y/o's) with some meat on them. 

[shosta]

What I mean is, lots of white people and Asians I know aren't attracted to black people, and that's ok because what could they possibly do about it, but I think it's 100% because of their upbringing or the environment they were in that they acquired those preferences.

[Atramental]

There's probably some cultural pressure as well to date within your ethnicity.

There's this really hot Thai/Laotian girl I know who only dated other south Asian men and is engaged to a Thai guy at this moment.

[shosta]

That was a belated response to Assimilate that was missing a quote, wasn't a response to you, Riotous. I agree with what you said though.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm talking about ignoring entire races of people, it's dumb and ignorant for anyone let alone someone whining endlessly about being ignored by girls.

It's not a lowered standard to be more open minded about the race of who might turn you on.

And you literally won't know if someone turns you on until you actually try hooking up with someone, even someone you might think is hot might not do it for you in bed.  A porn star you've jerked off to 100 times might be lame to you in bed.

So have a more open mind and stop being angry about good advice fuckstick.

Eh I don’t really think this makes any sense.


If women can ignore men who are short or are bald or whatever then I can do that with certain races. Everyone is picky. I’d probably be doing a lot better if I was taller because women are super picky. Or if I wasn’t brown because mixed race seems to turn of white and Asian women. Not black women much to my annoyance. It’s not dumb to know what you find attractive. I find women with long flowy hair attractive, so that’s going to exclude lots of women because I really like long hair. I’m pretty in tune with my taste so I doubt that would change.

And you’re talking about sex, but we aren’t even there yet. I’m talking about simply being attracted to someone. Before you can even find out about the sex part you have to find them appealing and if your not my taste where not going to get there.

And I don’t agree with Atra’s dragon comment. I’m not going to use people or be with someone I don’t like. Sex maybe.

[Mistress 9]

Pretty sure its already been said here before but.. theres a huge difference between having a preference and completely swearing off an entire group of people based on a trait they can't change.

Women who flat out will never date men unless they're a certain height are assholes, straight up.

You sound like you won't even give black women a shot. Thats kinda fucked up AND kinda stupid given your situation.

Asian women are incredibly picky, and get the most attention when it comes to online dating/ dating in general, so good luck with that.

[Mistress 9]

I did a boo boo lol accidentally quoted myself and posted it somehow..

[BlueTsunami]

Arent Asian women less likely to date a person of color too? Not sure if Rahx is lightskinned. This is some Mexican standoff shit though but I'm sure these Asian women are already getting some.

[Assimilate]

Rahx can you please post the pics you use for tinder.

[Nabbis]

For real though, ive seen your pic Rahx and your online persona does not strike me as overly deviant compared to social norms so i don't really know the fuck is going on here if it seems to hard for you to find a woman. I don't read this thread aside from Assi shitpostings for the most part and don't know what you have actually tried but confidence, humor and a positive vibe(without being a pillow) go a long way. Could be that you just suck at online dating since it's a whole different cat and mouse game and avoid clubs/bars or other similar settings where people generally are looking for company.

[BlueTsunami]

Rahx just needs a couple of well meaning tweens help him find a hooker with a heart of gold

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[Rahxephon91]

You are just taking the comment wrong or sometning, what does "if women can do it" matter to the advice I'm giving you?

You are just ignoring the crux of my advice as well and claiming my experience doesn't make sense.  Oh master wizard in tune with your tastes.

Maybe, I just find your advice to be the same “lower your standards” and “settle for whatever” advice that I don’t think helps anybody. I don’t see my friends for instance dating women they find unattractive or not their type and knowing their tastes, they haven’t really changed or has radically different gfs. But your telling me that I have to be super flexaible. I just don’t like that advice that basicly says “yeah just settle”.

And I’m not a sith, so no I’m not saying %100 no to certain types of women, but I’m saying there not my first thought of what I’m looking for obviously.

And yes I’m super in tune with my taste, why wouldn’t I be?

[Rahxephon91]

For real though, ive seen your pic Rahx and your online persona does not strike me as overly deviant compared to social norms so i don't really know the fuck is going on here if it seems to hard for you to find a woman. I don't read this thread aside from Assi shitpostings for the most part and don't know what you have actually tried but confidence, humor and a positive vibe(without being a pillow) go a long way. Could be that you just suck at online dating since it's a whole different cat and mouse game and avoid clubs/bars or other similar settings where people generally are looking for company.

The problem is me.

[Oblivion]

Most people tend to gravitate towards dating people of their own ethnicity, but I believe there are even studies that show Asians do so more than any other for whatever reason.

So don't be too down on that, Rahx.

[Atramental]

Yeah, I used to not like chubby girls then I fucked one. 

[Assimilate]

For a one night stand it's always better to fuck on the chubbier side rather than on the thin side.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm super in tune with my tastes says man who's never eaten.

eh I’ve had sex before......with black women.

I think I know what I find attractive and what I don’t.

[Assimilate]

This idiot probably has me blocked but anyways:

Cut your fucking hair you stupid dimwit. You should not be rocking pretty straight hair to your chin like that. Only people that can get away with that shit is dudes rocking muscle mass, tats, and facial hair and even they tend to have that crap in a bun.You look like a pervy soyboy maybe that's why girls don't want to talk to you.

It's stunning to me when people that complain about no success, especially on dating apps, and then they post pics of themselves with 0 fashion sense.

[Assimilate]

This idiot probably has me blocked but anyways:

Cut your fucking hair you stupid dimwit. You should not be rocking pretty straight hair to your chin like that. Only people that can get away with that shit is dudes rocking muscle mass, tats, and facial hair and even they tend to have that crap in a bun.You look like a pervy soyboy maybe that's why girls don't want to talk to you.

It's stunning to me when people that complain about no success, especially on dating apps, and then they post pics of themselves with 0 fashion sense.

Lol where did this come from?

he wasn't acknowledging my request to post his tinder pics so i went looking.

Dude is almost rocking a No Country for Old Men type of haircut in one of his pics.

[Atramental]

Assi isn't very good at this zen thing is he? 

[Assimilate]

Assi isn't very good at this zen thing is he? 

How am i not being zen? I'm trying to help the guy out.