RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[I'm a Puppy!]

We should exclude Mupepe as well. Sorry, that's not fair to the rest of us mortals.

[CatsCatsCats]

Sounds fun let’s play

[I'm a Puppy!]

[MMaRsu]

Holy Crap. Every time I'm like "Surely, Kermit is gonna stop there and it's done." He's like
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But then again I didn't initiate contact in this instance.

[BlueTsunami]

MM you def need to walk back the intensity. Maybe what youre doing would work in the movies or a really hopeless romantic female but the majority will find it off puting. I k ow it sounds impossible but you need to feel less, at least initially. Keep the grand gestures in your back pocket and save it for someone you know for sure deserves and it and will appreciate it.

[MMaRsu]

I've never given flowers to a girl after a first date. I've never went to a girls work to bring her said flowers. I've never asked a girl before if she was ever choked during sex.

Im sorry bro's I already know I fucked up. I acted like a fucking moron because I really think I had a major crush on this girl after our date.

Dont worry about my intensity :p. I know I fucked up. It was a last ditch effort though, since I thought fuck it I've already fucked it up anyway, no harm no foul to bring her flowers and say I'm sorry for being a fucking moron.

The thing is, when I like a girl I do get caught up in my feelings. My last girlfriend was such a fucking bore and annoyingness that honestly this girl seems like a dream come true. But the problem was with her that from the initial date even though we made out and everything, I never got that feeling I got like I did after this date. So I guess I never really liked her all that much.

Dont worry about me and/or this girl. I went into the city today for a job interview and saw plenty of amazing women, who also looked at me with a smile 

[BIONIC]

Rise-chan is one thirsty ass hoe, me likey 

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[I'm a Puppy!]

No. Don't give up, Kramit!

Send her this


Then follow up with this



Pls post results.

[Rufus]

Collect no pussy, skip straight to messy break-up.

[Rahxephon91]

Hey man it’s like Assi says “women are irrational”.

That chick I went on a date randomly messaged me last Saturday night because she came across some Evangelion vhs.

And then today she matched with me on Tinder.
 Like wtf

[BisMarckie]

That would be the first time in history someone would get laid because of anime.

[Rahxephon91]

You’ve never been to an anime convention.

[Assimilate]

Hey man it’s like Assi says “women are irrational”.

That chick I went on a date randomly messaged me last Saturday night because she came across some Evangelion vhs.

And then today she matched with me on Tinder.
 Like wtf

That is all the more reason to stay silent half the time and go with the flow. Don't speak so much, let her speak. Let her ramble. Just get your dick in. That should be your goal from the beginning.

I know it's such a fuckboy thing to do but it's the best route to take, always.

[Rufus]

That would be the first time in history someone would get laid because of anime.

Anime cons are apparently prime breeding grounds. And I can see it, too. People from all over, having chatted on IRC Dicord for a year+, finally meet and, crucially, don't have to see one another after a couple days? You can count on most groins to be freshly shaved for the occasion.

[Raist]

Lol this girl is straight up refusing to not talk to me anymore?

I've told her in at least two messages, hey if you don't wanna hang out anymore just say so and I'll delete your number from my phone. It's all good, I would totally understand that decision.

She just talks around it or something like I didn't even say it wtf.

Why is she doing this?

In my previous msg to her I said the same. I said I acted like a fucking idiot and that I would totally respect her not wanting to hang out anymore. She responded " It was very sweet of you to bring those flowers over to my work, and your kind words up here ( whatsapp msg ) ,  you do have a way with words haha. I don't know what to say.. "

Ask her if it means she reconsidered the whole choking thing.

[MMaRsu]

Meh dont have her nr anymore, again.

[Rahxephon91]

Lol we’re you going to ask if you did?

[Valkyrie]

We all know he would.

[Raist]

Meh dont have her nr anymore, again.

You know where she works. And lives.


Do it.

[MMaRsu]

lol  im not trying to get a restraining order

[team filler]

buy her a cute choker as a gift 

[MMaRsu]

Haha yeah but it doesnt work in dutch

[BlueTsunami]

That would be the first time in history someone would get laid because of anime.

Anime cons are apparently prime breeding grounds. And I can see it, too. People from all over, having chatted on IRC Dicord for a year+, finally meet and, crucially, don't have to see one another after a couple days? You can count on most groins to be freshly shaved for the occasion.

If instagram is any indication these things are full of fucking hot weebs that cosplay. Of course theres 20 monsters for every hot cosplayer but still. I will not subject myself to being an anime poser just for access. I will not. I will... not 

[Atramental]

Before my cosplay “friends” exiled me I remember them talking about “con funk” (as in the smell).

And that alone has dissuaded me from ever going to a cosplay convention.

Not to mention how fucking immature they all were. Bunch of adult babies. 

[BlueTsunami]

https://instagram.com/blackberrytea?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1hggvoe15tbxq

 

[Atramental]

I’d smell her con funk if yah get what I’m slinging.

[Rahxephon91]

Whatever

[BlueTsunami]

White girls with big butts are the 8th Wonder of the World

[MMaRsu]

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

[Rahxephon91]

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

[BlueTsunami]

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

Fat asses, settling fueds, saving lives

[Mupepe]

Send pics and I’ll tell you whether it counts or not.

[Mupepe]

Oh yeah. She definitely qualifies

[Atramental]

My date with Carrie went pretty well.

We made out and I grabbed her big butt. 

[BisMarckie]

[Rahxephon91]

This is bullshit.

[naff]

Rahx, i want you to watch Open Your Eyes, then make a detailed post describing your interpretation of the friendship dynamic between Pelayo and César. (also it's a cool movie about love and losing your mind. bless up)

[Rahxephon91]

I’ll just watch Vanilia Sky thank you.

[naff]

shit film by comparison imo

[CatsCatsCats]

All threads are now big butt appreciation threads.

[mormapope]

There is nothing better than a soft milf ass, one that you can bury your teeth into, shove your entire face in a cheek and bite and suck. Combined with a cute asshole, its like heroin made out of flesh.

[naff]

big white ass, pink hairless ring 

[tiesto]

 

This is bullshit.

If you matched with the girl Atra made out with, I'd imagine you'd just complain she's not your type and never follow up with her.

[BlueTsunami]

This is bullshit.

Lmao

[Atramental]

Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon. 

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type. 

[Assimilate]

Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon. 

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type. 

How fat was carrie?

There is nothing better than a soft milf ass, one that you can bury your teeth into, shove your entire face in a cheek and bite and suck. Combined with a cute asshole, its like heroin made out of flesh.

 

man..... you one gross motherfucker. next you'll be talking about how oldwoman wrinkly ass is wonderful. you make me very uneasy, mormapope

[Atramental]

Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon. 

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type. 

How fat was carrie?

Not too fat. I've dated fatter. 

She's like "athletic fat". Goes to the gym, lifts weights, does cardio, etc.

[MMaRsu]

gross

Overweight chicks are gross

Not saying I havent been with fat chicks but im not gonna do that again :x

[Atramental]

Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being. 

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy. 

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and fat girls give excellent head. 

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[Assimilate]

Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being. 

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy. 

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and fat girls give excellent head. 

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This is true fat girls do give good head. Probably the best you can get. That's why ex fat girls are the best for this reason.
Find a girl that was a little chunky in high school but is now thin and fit and you got yourself a keeper.

[Atramental]

We can't all date petite 9s y'know.

Also, I'm a realist (now) when it comes to dating so I'll get what I can get. 

[Assimilate]

 

riotous for christ sakes man we know not only fat chics give good head but on average they are better than nonfat chics (in my opinion)

not sure what shithole midwest state you grew up in but in coastal cities fat girls end up giving a lot of head because it's the only way they end up being 'liked' by whatever guy they want attention from (high school/college). it's not nice to say, but that's what happens so they end up giving a ton of head and end up being good at it.


maybe you've dated a bunch of slutty trash bag coke heads in your time? i dunno. so, maybe that's why your experience is different because most of the hotter girls i've ever hooked up with weren't that great at it.

edit: considering you're a strip club guy i can see how your view is different.

[Assimilate]

I'm from Seattle you dumb fuck. 

I don't hook up with fat chicks head or not so there's that.

Maybe it's true but 99% of guys saying shit like that have gotten head from probably less than 5 girls in their life.  It's just dumb to say anything like that unless you are incredibly experienced.

You want to turn this into another dick measuring contest?

Fat girls giving exceptional head has been 'known' for decades... possibly centuries. I think you're just trying to argue for the sake of arguing at this point.

[Assimilate]

What are you even talking about?

You echod Attra who is barely not a virgin, he is the type of guy I've seen say shit like that.  It was a common thing for dudes to say in high school for instance, you know guys who've barely been with women.

You gonna pretend it's sage wisdom and not a meme simps who've never gotten their dick wet don't parrot?  Lol

  But that doesn't make it not true. Most fat girls do give good head because they've probably sucked a lot of dick in their life and they're very detail oriented and do it with pride.

Hot girls, at least in my experience, never cared much to do it outside of long term relationships. They didn't have to stick any dudes dick in their mouth to be liked or to 'hook up'. This continues well past high school, and college.

So the chances of you hooking up with a random good looking girl right now and her being better at head than some chub rocker.... my money is on the fat girl bro 

[CatsCatsCats]

Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

[TEEEPO]

asians have sideway vaginas and you can't convince me otherwise

[Atramental]

What I want to know is... who are the fat girls who aren't giving good head and why? 

[CatsCatsCats]

I think they’ve been bred out

[Atramental]

I think they’ve been bred out

Or they're about to be. 

[Assimilate]

Once again riotous wrong.

Dude keeps taking Ls in this thread. When will he learn? when will he LEARN?