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[Assimilate]

Holy shit did Atra almost sexually assault a bitch?

now that'd be a plot twist to this thread

[BlueTsunami]

[Assimilate]

I pulled an Atra, made a fake profile and found the girl from the other night. Now I have her insta. She's amazing, she's 25 and studying abroad for another year though  :'(

[BlueTsunami]

Oh Assi, what have you become...

[Assimilate]

Oh Assi, what have you become...

I needed to find her.

Maybe I'll see her again considering she went to my fav watering hole.

[Assimilate]

I pulled an Atra, made a fake profile and found the girl from the other night. Now I have her insta. She's amazing, she's 25 and studying abroad for another year though  :'(

JFC dude.

Also, set your goddamn fantasy lineup. And make some roster moves. Your team is an embarrassment.

oh yeah I forgot about that. my team is bad?

[shosta]

Like I didn’t see her face at all; my eyes just happened to catch a glimpse of the yoga pants, and I was like, “Wait... Maria?*”

[Kara]

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix.

Newsfeed

[Flannel Boy]

 

[team filler]

ask her if she likes being choked out, breh!

[Rahxephon91]

There's this girl who used to come to BJJ and would come out with some of us to watch UFC matches at a nearby bar, but she hasn't been in awhile. Yesterday I invited her to come meet us for the McGregor/Khabib fight, and so we hung out. I've always thought there was a bit of a spark there. I told her she should come to the open mat today and was kind of surprised when she was all about it.

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix. When I let her get to mount, I almost didn't want to escape.

I should really just ask her on a date.

The resetera dating thread is that way.

[naff]

Is Jack/Glen the og Glen/Green Shinobi?

[naff]

 

[Rahxephon91]

Is Jack/Glen the og Glen/Green Shinobi?

Of course I'm the OG Glen/Green Shinobi, JFC.

There's this girl who used to come to BJJ and would come out with some of us to watch UFC matches at a nearby bar, but she hasn't been in awhile. Yesterday I invited her to come meet us for the McGregor/Khabib fight, and so we hung out. I've always thought there was a bit of a spark there. I told her she should come to the open mat today and was kind of surprised when she was all about it.

So man, rolling with her today it was very difficult to keep my mind pure. I kept telling myself, "I am a man of honor. I am a fucking samurai. Do not have pervy thoughts!" But when I'd let her pass into side control, I could almost imagine us snuggling up on the couch watching Netflix. When I let her get to mount, I almost didn't want to escape.

I should really just ask her on a date.

The resetera dating thread is that way.

This isn't a fight you want, breh.

Tiggered just like a ree member.

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[Valkyrie]

Things happened but then things didn’t happen and I’m here like, fuck it, all I need is my daughter and my cat.

[team filler]

get a donkey 

[team filler]

Things happened but then things didn’t happen and I’m here like, fuck it, all I need is my daughter and my cat.

Man, hang in there buddy.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Was chatting with some friends this weekend, a lot of them are single women. They started talking about the worst come on lines. I was like "Oh, oh oh! I have you all beat!" They didn't believe me then I dropped, "So, uh, you like being choked during sex?"

Drinks were spat, laughter was raucous and I won that round.

Couldn't have done it without you Kermit!

[Rahxephon91]

“That’s bad at flirting” should also be added

[Assimilate]

Atra kinda vanished. I wonder what he did.

Did he cry or something?

In other news- there was a girl today at the gym that was so goddamn sexy. wow. I'd let her take a dump on my chest.

It's shitty that the gym is the worst place to pick up girls, you'd think it wouldn't be like that but it is.

[Assimilate]

I wish I was never a pussy chaser. It has practically derailed my life. Instead of focusing on me, self-improvement, doing what I want, i always end up chasing tail instead and to a bad end.

I have to sit down and ask myself what I really want out of life. All my friends that got married seem to have accomplished a lot more, precisely because they are married and not chasing ass. But then again I feel like what is the point after? If you don't chase anymore what the hell is the point of actually wanting to make more money? Why not just sit playing vidya games? It could also be worse - you could be married with 2 kids and a mortgage and the bitch cheat on you like what just happened to a guy I've known since middle school (that poor bastard).

Sigh....


Atra, anything you want to get off your chest? 

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[BlueTsunami]

Atra musta slipped into some bad pussy. Wasnt he gettin in on posum girl?

[CatsCatsCats]

I didn’t even try to do tinder on my business trip. Everyday I got off work filthy and tired and just didn’t have it in me. Wife better watch out when I get back, I got that store up

[Assimilate]

I didn’t even try to do tinder on my business trip. Everyday I got off work filthy and tired and just didn’t have it in me. Wife better watch out when I get back, I got that store up

Your wife lets you smash when you are out of town? Damn.

Atra musta slipped into some bad pussy. Wasnt he gettin in on posum girl?

I think he wigged out on a broad while he was high. He won't say though.

[CatsCatsCats]

Marry a hippy, breh

[Kara]

If you need a reason to want more money somewhere.

[Assimilate]

my 'friends with benefits' in this town cut me off and prohibited me from talking to any of her guy friends now. I'm friendless in this bitch. this sucks.

I kept it from her that I was in a relationship, cuz I knew she'd get like this. I tried to sneak it as long as I could but then she got drunk and started trying to make moves......

she is a great person, great fun to hang out with and she has all kinds of connections and interesting people. this sucks.

now what.

[shosta]

why'd she cut you off

[Assimilate]

why'd she cut you off

she thought I came back in contact with her because I was interested again or something? I dunno. she was rambling and all pissed off.

she got fat. even if I did want to see her to 'bang' or whatever I wouldn't. she's really short and she added a solid 20lb to her frame, she looks NOT good and I think she knows it so she's super bitter.

[Assimilate]

I mean if one broad can cut you off you weren't really friends with anyone breh

oh for sure, you gotta remember I come and go I don't know these people that well.


it's mainly 'go out to drink' friends

[I'm a Puppy!]

I wish I was never a pussy chaser. It has practically derailed my life. Instead of focusing on me, self-improvement, doing what I want, i always end up chasing tail instead and to a bad end.

I have to sit down and ask myself what I really want out of life. All my friends that got married seem to have accomplished a lot more, precisely because they are married and not chasing ass. But then again I feel like what is the point after? If you don't chase anymore what the hell is the point of actually wanting to make more money? Why not just sit playing vidya games? It could also be worse - you could be married with 2 kids and a mortgage and the bitch cheat on you like what just happened to a guy I've known since middle school (that poor bastard).

Sigh....


Atra, anything you want to get off your chest? 

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Cart horse and all that

[Bebpo]

Was stumbling across old songs I grew up on and this brought me back and hurts just as much as it did when I was 16 having relationship issues,



Basically what inspired my hopeless romantic emo phase as a teenager. Listening to it now makes me want to be like that again, but it's also sorta soul crushing at 37  :'(
I always related a lot to Kermit as a kid.

[Bebpo]

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[I'm a Puppy!]

Cart, horse and all that

[Mupepe]

I wouldn’t judge compatibility on your hobbies. If you want to talk about a superficial connection, that perfectly defines it IMO. Connections are based more on basic values and personality compatibility. Get out of your comfort zone and let people into yours. That’s how we grow.

[Kara]

If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

[Assimilate]

Seems like you are just making excuses for where you are in life; because the idea of being a "pussy chaser" somehow limiting you is kind of ridiculous Assi.  It's not like it really takes up that much time;  also being successful makes that chase so much easier so you really fucked that idea up in general lol.

yeah..... I need a reevaluation right now

[Bebpo]

If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

Since I think all the replies are talking about the same person, she's been upfront that she literally does not like the things I'm into and will never go to anything I do with my friends. Like I think that's kinda a deal breaker. I'm up to learn dancing or surf lessons are whatever.

Any while I agree on personalities, at 37 I've done enough dating with enough people to notice that if there isn't a single thing in common, it's not going anywhere. Like people in general are usually into about a dozen different interests in life. I find I click the most when there is at least one crossing interest. Like that gal I described above who I met in London. She's super religious and for 99% of things we have nothing in common, but we had an amazing day (and she said so as well) that we spent together doing things non-stop and have been talking ever since. But the point that actually got us connecting after initial shallow chit-chat was when I asked her about her DSLR and we started talking about photography and we really connected. I need one thing in common with someone to open up a deeper connection, which is what I've noticed over the decades.

Unless you just think each other are hot and wanna fuck, but that's really not my thing.

[shosta]

When you're in an actual relationship the majority of shit you'll do together is cooking, watching movies, and hopefully a lot of fucking, so an intersection of hobbies isn't a big deal breaker per se. This is just something that depends on the person, what you want out of your relationship, etc.

[Kara]

It's something you appreciate when you've had it, yeah.

I was speaking in general, Bebpo. You know how to do you and I know that.

[I'm a Puppy!]

If someone's willing to try new things then it doesn't matter if you share the same interests on the front end. If they're not then yeah it matters (especially for people with finite spare time); you might roll that up into "basic values" though, I don't know.

Since I think all the replies are talking about the same person, she's been upfront that she literally does not like the things I'm into and will never go to anything I do with my friends. Like I think that's kinda a deal breaker. I'm up to learn dancing or surf lessons are whatever.

Any while I agree on personalities, at 37 I've done enough dating with enough people to notice that if there isn't a single thing in common, it's not going anywhere. Like people in general are usually into about a dozen different interests in life. I find I click the most when there is at least one crossing interest. Like that gal I described above who I met in London. She's super religious and for 99% of things we have nothing in common, but we had an amazing day (and she said so as well) that we spent together doing things non-stop and have been talking ever since. But the point that actually got us connecting after initial shallow chit-chat was when I asked her about her DSLR and we started talking about photography and we really connected. I need one thing in common with someone to open up a deeper connection, which is what I've noticed over the decades.

Unless you just think each other are hot and wanna fuck, but that's really not my thing.

If I were you I'd be much more interested in why I feel this way than just accepting it. Just sayin'

My wife and I are more different than we are alike and that's what makes us work. We take strengths in the differences rather than annoyances.

[tiesto]

My girlfriend's a lot more outdoorsy than myself (I'm like a mole, lol), but we make it work. She gets me out of my comfort zone and actually gets me off my lazy ass to exercise. The big thing we have in common, hobby wise, is food - trying new restaurants and cuisines, cooking together, etc. I think it's good to be open to each other's interests, but at the end of the day, shared values are MUCH more important.

[nudemacusers]

Spent most of my life not worrying about sharing hobbies, but at least always enjoyed some of the same movies and humor and shit as a bare minimum.

But being married to a girl with literally the exact same hobbies as me is pretty amazing I must say.  And same music and movies taste to boot.  I recommend it.

My wife and I overlap in terms of humor and general political alignment,  but that’s about it. Our hobbies and general interests diverge pretty sharply which I think is good, since it gives us things to explore together and with the kids.

Edit: following along the thread more an unwillingness to explore each other’s interests would be a deal breaker; part of being in a relationship is imo being outside yourself. I think that’s where the online dating thing gets people confused, I don’t want a 98% match. I think it would get boring.

[Raist]

Our hobbies and general interests diverge pretty sharply

Well except that one about overpopulating earth.

[Atramental]

I hope there isn't any deeper significance with that "I suck at Jenga" comment. 

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This is possum girl btw. We're just friends for the foreseeable future.

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[Atramental]

I came to the conclusion that I shouldn't be shitting up the "minor inconvenience" thread with my relationship woes.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Atra came out? Finally! I knew it!

[Atramental]

 

[toku]

hope you're treating yourself well atra

[Atramental]

hope you're treating yourself well atra

I'm trying my best. 

[Assimilate]

are you going to spill the beans on that other night? come on. it's been enough time to get over the embarassment

[Atramental]

are you going to spill the beans on that other night? come on. it's been enough time to get over the embarassment

I was writing down my frustrations about tinder and how people keep on saying "it's just for sex" but I have yet to meet one girl off of there that was just looking to get banged and nothing else.

[brawndolicious]

You're supposed to say that you're mainly just there for an exclusive, sexual relationship since you're too busy for a serious one. Nothing wrong with being transparent, but it's understandable that some women feel uncomfortable laying their cards out at the beginning and wait for a guy to verbalize it.

[Assimilate]

are you going to spill the beans on that other night? come on. it's been enough time to get over the embarassment

I was writing down my frustrations about tinder and how people keep on saying "it's just for sex" but I have yet to meet one girl off of there that was just looking to get banged and nothing else.

Well, I've never met a girl JUST looking for sex. But girls on there are definitely looking to meet someone to 'bang' but like everything else it has to be the right person.

My first tinder experience with a Brazilian girl had the girl telling me (after a second date) not to take it the wrong way because 'she's not normally like this ' but she hadn't had sex in a while and it was always her thing to fuck a guy with a viking beard (this was before the beard thing was popular here, which was about 5 years after it became so in the states) .

We ended up dating for a few months. She was nice. I liked her. But yeah you can definitely find it, just don't be such a super sweet guy. You want to first be a guy they want to fuck before wanting to have you bring her flowers and chocolates and talk to her in a pooch voice.... ya know?

[Atramental]

I think I might have a strategy to get out of the friend-zone...

I've done this once already to possum girl but next time she asks me to hangout with her again I'm going to make it seem like I'm out on a date.

I won't tell her explicitly that it's a date (just to get her mind going) but it'll be heavily implied. 

edit: or maybe I should tell her it's a date since last time I didn't. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

[Assimilate]

it's crazy how clothes can make such a big difference for a broad. you got the nice threads on, be it at the gym or out, it makes a huge difference.

[nudemacusers]

This is why I wear finely printed silks

[Atramental]

I just friend-zoned Zeinab. She seems too occupied with her job and other obligations to date and I'm not going to try & chase someone like that.