RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I believe in you, Spencer.  You still fuck your wife in the ass, which puts you in the 95th percentile of marriages at least.  Usually at your stage in marriage, everyone has put on 20-30 pounds and coming up with lame excuses why you can't have sex once every other week.

[CatsCatsCats]

Hey if it blows up in my face at least we'll

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go out swinging

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[Steve Contra]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

Does your lady like black guys?

[Steve Contra]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

Does your lady like black guys?

Aren't you an accountant though

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

Does your lady like black guys?

Aren't you an accountant though

Wow, didn't know you were prejudiced. I'll have you know that my profession was recently highlighted in a critically acclaimed box office smash, starring Ben Affleck.

[thisismyusername]

The storyline follows a small-town Illinois certified public accountant with high-functioning autism who actually makes his living uncooking the books of dangerous criminal organizations around the world that are experiencing internal embezzlement.

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[seagrams hotsauce]

Lotta slow joeys itt

[Valkyrie]

What happened?

[VomKriege]

Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Don't talk of Hillary.

[thisismyusername]

Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Don't talk of Hillary.

Or wanting to murder Bernie Sanders.

[Atramental]

BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.

[Rufus]

Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Give her the caralho.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Somehow I have a date with a cute Brazilian girl on Sunday. How the fuck is this supposed to work?

Don't talk of Hillary.

Or wanting to murder Bernie Sanders.

Or bring a guitar

[Huff]

Don't go

[I'm a Puppy!]

BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.

Gee, wonder where she could have gotten that idea?

Still dude, you're a hero for even trying, unlike a certain Borian that hasn't made any progress out there.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

Wait Steve-o. Weren't you the one posting that your relationship was on the ropes not too long ago?  Or am I misremembering?

[Steve Contra]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

Wait Steve-o. Weren't you the one posting that your relationship was on the ropes not too long ago?  Or am I misremembering?

Yeah, that's a long story

[CatsCatsCats]

Well we helped each other with photos and profiles and I'm swiping furiously this morning

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been in an open relationship for a while and it's been working so far. Not like being monogamous is easy mode 

Wait Steve-o. Weren't you the one posting that your relationship was on the ropes not too long ago?  Or am I misremembering?

Yeah, that's a long story

Are you still married?

[Steve Contra]

Yeah, better than ever.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well we helped each other with photos and profiles and I'm swiping furiously this morning

I've seen this trainwreck before but it never gets old! You da real MVP Cats!

[Madrun Badrun]

Yeah, better than ever.

New wife?

[CatsCatsCats]

In the mean time, between us the sex has been lit af


There's something about accepting each other as sexual beings that makes you fuck like crazy 🤔

[Mupepe]

Why would you cancel?  Am I missing something about her being Brazilian that's throwing you off?

[Madrun Badrun]

An Iranian friend got told by a Brazilian friend that if you don't try making out with a Brazilian girl on the first date she'll consider you rude. 

[Mupepe]

you'll be fine, brochacho.  Just think of positive things toku would say.  bless up and all that.

[Huff]

An Iranian friend got told by a Brazilian friend that if you don't try making out with a Brazilian girl on the first date she'll consider you rude.

But don't go too far or she'll cut you gringo

[CatsCatsCats]

When you get a notification saying someone liked you swipe to find out who, does that mean I got a super like? How do I see that? Not seeing it in app anywhere

[Raist]

BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.

What about Vicky tho.

[brawndolicious]

When you get a notification saying someone liked you swipe to find out who, does that mean I got a super like? How do I see that? Not seeing it in app anywhere

It means somebody liked you who you haven't made a left or eight swipe on yet.

BTW do your profiles mention the whole poly thing?

[CatsCatsCats]

Oh! Yeah they do 

[Atramental]

BDSM chick unmatched me last night without ever responding to my first message.   :'(

Guess she had a lapse of judgment swiped right on me thinking I was some Charles Bronson (the prisoner) type.

What about Vicky tho.

She ghosted as well.

As well as another girl I was chatting with. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Swiped right on a transgender girl

[I'm a Puppy!]

This is shaping up to be an even better season than last. We gonna eat!

[Atramental]

TFW there's trans girls that literally look just like cis female super models and then there's hundreds of cis woman that look like besada's twin sister.

[CatsCatsCats]

My wife was both previously aware I might right swipe some TGs and aware of that particular one


There is an incredibly plethora of attractive women near me, gonna take at least a few days to swipe through the deck. I maxed out for 12 hrs already

[CatsCatsCats]

So far I have 0 matches and my wife is over tinder because while she has multiple everyone is being a pig to her, pilot might get cancelled

[Huff]

Try bumble. Like tinder, but less bots. Women have to respond first too

[thisismyusername]

So far I have 0 matches and my wife is over tinder because while she has multiple everyone is being a pig to her, pilot might get cancelled

There's MeetMe, I know Boy Toy used it for... um... you know.

There's also a few other apps, I'd have to check with him on the straight versions of "post-Tinder" hook-up apps.

[CatsCatsCats]

As previously mentioned, I at least know at least one person has liked but with the like limit and so many good lookin girls on there, it could take me a very long time to get through the stack. Idk, might transition this to an "if the opportunity arises" scenario rather than seeking


Tfw when you realize there's been a typo in your profile

[thisismyusername]

Show us this profile, so we can compare and contrast with Atra's. Or just PM me it if you don't want to photoshop your face out.

[CatsCatsCats]

Show us this profile, so we can compare and contrast with Atra's. Or just PM me it if you don't want to photoshop your face out.

I emailed it to ya

[thisismyusername]

You're a good-looking dude. 

Your wife helped with that profile? It's pretty straight forward and saying what you want. I don't know why she'd be striking out with men outside of maybe "open-relationship" on the profile.

[CatsCatsCats]

She's not striking out, the guys she's matching with are being too aggressive for her or too timid and also unbelieving in an aggressive manner of her authenticity. She did. It is straight forward, we don't want there to be any confusion with anyone swiping right about what our goals are

[thisismyusername]

Oh. Oh Oh. Yeah. I can see why that'd be tough for her. Dating sites for straights are like 90% dicks to 10% puss ratio. So she's drowning in a bunch of creepy thursty bastards. Boy toy even mentioned that for our adventures in the north.

If they aren't believing it: I'd buy it. I don't think there's a lot of "swingers" on Tinder. Compared to like the gay side/Grindr where you'll see plenty of couples because those couples want to flip-flop on you or want to watch the other get fucked/sucked.

[Atramental]

Here's my most recent bio:

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FAST FACT: Pictures are everything on tinder. If you don't have good or amusing photos of yourself or you're not that attractive you're going to get ignored.

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Which is what is happening to me.

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[Atramental]

Haha... Easygoing.

Such a good lie... 

*white knuckling through life*

[CatsCatsCats]

Just got a prepaid visa thank you at work, mebbe I should try the plus side of tinder

[I'm a Puppy!]

Cats is a good looking dude? Why do I not have a PM from you man?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Here's my most recent bio:
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FAST FACT: Pictures are everything on tinder. If you don't have good or amusing photos of yourself or you're not that attractive you're going to get ignored.

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Which is what is happening to me.

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The garfeel one was better.

[Bebpo]

Here's my most recent bio:
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FAST FACT: Pictures are everything on tinder. If you don't have good or amusing photos of yourself or you're not that attractive you're going to get ignored.

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Which is what is happening to me.

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That's a good bio!

[thisismyusername]

I'd drop that third paragraph, to be honest Atra. While I get what you're going for, it's pretty repellent IMO.

Cats is a good looking dude? Why do I not have a PM from you man?

His desires are unconventional.

[Bebpo]

I thought paragraph 3 was funny.

[CatsCatsCats]

Cats and Puppy 🤔

If you want to see my profile too just pm an email to send it to, I'm at work and don't really wanna host the pics either

What would be so wrong with a fertility cult, Atra?

[thisismyusername]

I thought paragraph 3 was funny.

It is. But it basically throws the religious out the window. Which may be what Atra wants, but if he's looking to screw AND not date: That's throwing potential pussy out the window.

[Bebpo]

I thought paragraph 3 was funny.

It is. But it basically throws the religious out the window. Which may be what Atra wants, but if he's looking to screw AND not date: That's throwing potential pussy out the window.

Fair enough. I can't even hold a non-shallow conversation with certain groups of people (extreme religious and/or republican [there's usually crossover]), let alone sleep with them. But if some people can hold their nose and hookup, more power to them.

[recursivelyenumerable]

you don't want to be lured into an existing cult but what about starting a cult together? my gf and I have been talking a lot about this lately, along with the sex lives of marine mollusks

[demi]

Swiped right on a transgender girl

Muckhole likes to bust a nut to a transgender now and then, its more common than you think

[Phoenix Dark]

Why would you cancel?  Am I missing something about her being Brazilian that's throwing you off?

He's a Hillary stan, he hates South America