RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Assimilate]

let's all take pointers from the guy who's too pussy to dump his curveless golddigger girlfriend instead

my gf is beautiful and i love her.

i just like to bitch sometimes 

[Kara]

I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.

 

how you do dat?

She's making fun of you, not stating a fact per se.

[Assimilate]

I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.

 

how you do dat?

She's making fun of you, not stating a fact per se.

And i was getting at something else 

[I'm a Puppy!]

let's all take pointers from the guy who's too pussy to dump his curveless golddigger girlfriend instead

[CatsCatsCats]

y are you the way u r

[Rufus]

And i was getting at something else 

And faceplanted completely.

[VomKriege]

Switched to Coffee and Bagels. Lots of Asian women.
I really need to go out more.

[benjipwns]

feemales are trash creatures who only like confident men with goatees and ponytails. i'm talking averages in the biologies.

anyone with different preferences is a liar and probably trans. so a double liar, who hates biologies, thanks a lot burger queen.

[benjipwns]

feel free to pm me now ladies of the bore

[Mupepe]

who's the trans woman in this thread giving advice? 

[benjipwns]

well, he does think it's a fad...and he has a history of falling into fads and then blaming them for tricking him and ruining society...

[Assimilate]

i find it hard to believe there's actual biological females at thebore 

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oh and filler burned me.

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[benjipwns]

i find it hard to believe there's actual biological females at thebore 

you really think trans women would post here with me and marrec running around? the cis scum males don't feel safe!

[Assimilate]

i find it hard to believe there's actual biological females at thebore 

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oh and filler burned me.

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Honey, you'll pass one of these days. Till then you should stop teasing filler. I know you enjoy his attention, but he shouldn't be the best you can find.

awwn thanks

 

[Oblivion]

I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Anyone.

[Assimilate]

 

[TakingBackSunday]

I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Anyone.

Fuck Assy.

Try going to professional meetups, coed sport leagues, trivia nights at bars.  I always was able to grab a number or two at those when I was single.

[Tasty]

Fuck Assy.

[Assimilate]

Fuck Assy.

 

[Kara]

I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Become a hobbyist.

[Mupepe]

sports like BJJ or kickboxing usually have a decent male to female ratio.  Dance classes can be a solid place too. 

[VomKriege]

I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

Become a hobbyist.

OK I just registered on Capitol Hill, on behalf of Turks who wants to abduct Gluten (bread is drs bsnss over there ?), what's the next step ?

[tiesto]

Cooking classes? Cons? Low key pubs? Music festivals?

Though truthfully, I was never the kind to ask someone out that I met in public, I've met all my girlfriends via online or through mutual friends.

[BlueTsunami]

As a hobby take up photography. Lots of introverted cuties taking pictures of dead animals as a representation of our mortality out there.

[TakingBackSunday]

Biiiiiiig thumbs up for dance classes.  Great way to meet ladies.

[Raist]

I fuck a lot of girls on a daily basis, AmA.

Can I join? 

[Phoenix Dark]

I was hoping to get some advice about non-Assimilate related stuff in this thread, so...

I've been working a lot this past year. Moreso since February with my newest job. Needless to say, it's kept me super busy and pretty much takes away a chunk of my time to socialize. Where do you guys meet women, aside from clubs (fucking hate clubs)?

you could always acquire a sugar baby 

[ToxicAdam]

Guys get too hung up on 'getting friend zoned'. Or they view making friends with women a waste of their time. But those women you make friends with will hook you up with friends and coworkers if they think you are cool.

Probably 1/3 of my relationships happened through female friends that hooked me up with people they knew.

[Assimilate]

Guys get too hung up on 'getting friend zoned'. Or they view making friends with women a waste of their time. But those women you make friends with will hook you up with friends and coworkers if they think you are cool.

That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

Female friends are normally also nonexistent unless we are talking way back from high school or earlier, or your best friends wife, etc. Any other scenario it's very rare to maintain female friendship.

It's usually shitty friendships as well. If you aren't secretly attracted to her then she is probably secretly attracted to you and that always causes issues in some form. Especially if she's attracted to you because then it's hard for her to hang out with you in public because she'll want your attention and when she doesn't get it she will get annoyed because she'll also feel she won't be able to attract other males because you are around. They'll view it as a lose lose situation and eventually not even bother calling you to hangout.

[Assimilate]

sorry you don't have any female friends to help you through this transition

i've had a lot of female friends. This is how i know how these things go.

I mean just think about it- for example i'm in another state right now for the weekend and all the girls i knew here were girls i banged. so the very few girls that are/were considered 'friends' that i met through other people they aren't even reliable to hang out with. i've texted a few since i don't know many people over here anymore and they always just bullshit because again what's the point?

In this particular instance these girls are single girls that haven't found anyone yet. So it's not very enticing to have a guy around for a night to ruin any chance they have of attracting someone. And if they do have a bf why would they ask me to hangout with them and the bf? because the dude will most definitely be like "who the fuck is this guy?"

"oh he's just a friend" Those don't fly over well.

[benjipwns]

That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

Female friends are normally also nonexistent unless we are talking way back from high school or earlier, or your best friends wife, etc. Any other scenario it's very rare to maintain female friendship.

It's usually shitty friendships as well. If you aren't secretly attracted to her then she is probably secretly attracted to you and that always causes issues in some form. Especially if she's attracted to you because then it's hard for her to hang out with you in public because she'll want your attention and when she doesn't get it she will get annoyed because she'll also feel she won't be able to attract other males because you are around. They'll view it as a lose lose situation and eventually not even bother calling you to hangout.

How do I get this instead of "oh, I know someone from work/class/event/lawsuit who would just be perfect for you/would love you/that you'd really like/etc.?"

It would fit way better with my mental health issues.

[Assimilate]

That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

Female friends are normally also nonexistent unless we are talking way back from high school or earlier, or your best friends wife, etc. Any other scenario it's very rare to maintain female friendship.

It's usually shitty friendships as well. If you aren't secretly attracted to her then she is probably secretly attracted to you and that always causes issues in some form. Especially if she's attracted to you because then it's hard for her to hang out with you in public because she'll want your attention and when she doesn't get it she will get annoyed because she'll also feel she won't be able to attract other males because you are around. They'll view it as a lose lose situation and eventually not even bother calling you to hangout.

How do I get this instead of "oh, I know someone from work/class/event/lawsuit who would just be perfect for you/would love you/that you'd really like/etc.?"

It would fit way better with my mental health issues.

This can happen but those girls are usually not every close to you, more like acquaintances. This also happens when you are  either younger or much older. There's a middle ground in age where girls are too busy finding people for themselves to worry about their friends or you for that matter.

[benjipwns]

This can happen but those girls are usually not every close to you, more like acquaintances. This also happens when you are  either younger or much older. There's a middle ground in age

Can we get some figures here? I wanna know when the sweet sweet middle ground comes and they all reveal their nefarious methods.

[Assimilate]

Guys get too hung up on 'getting friend zoned'. Or they view making friends with women a waste of their time. But those women you make friends with will hook you up with friends and coworkers if they think you are cool.

That's really rare that a female friend will hook you up with a friend.

No it isn't.

You stupid fucking cunt. You infantile gobshite.

Why has this statement caused you so much anger?

This can happen but those girls are usually not every close to you, more like acquaintances. This also happens when you are  either younger or much older. There's a middle ground in age

Can we get some figures here? I wanna know when the sweet sweet middle ground comes and they all reveal their nefarious methods.

And say in the upper 20 range until about middle 30s give or take.

[CatsCatsCats]

Why has this statement caused you so much anger Zen

[benjipwns]

And say in the upper 20 range until about middle 30s give or take.

Weird, in my case that is about when it has most escalated.

[Assimilate]

And say in the upper 20 range until about middle 30s give or take.

Weird, in my case that is about when it has most escalated.

there's always outliers. 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes

 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes/status/959939588683960320

 

[Assimilate]

she stabbed one of her friends to death and then stabbed fillers heart. 

[nudemacusers]

https://twitter.com/mugshotbaes/status/1023544677469958144

found one for jack

[Bebpo]

FINALLY!!!

[shosta]

finally what

[Bebpo]

I finally had the experience!

Ever since I read Rahx's story on here of the date he had that drove by him standing outside waiting, saw him and drove on texting him "I thought you'd be taller", I was waiting for that to one day happen to me. Until today I've never been stood up for a date and don't have any of those stories. Now I do! 

So it was one of the 5-6 gals I've met off Bumble so far. Bumble is my only online profile I don't have my height. We'd texted for a bit, talked on the phone once and she was excited to meet. I was a little concerned she might be a Trump supporter because she made an off-hand comment about when she was in England that people there hated Trump (and I was like "Nice!") and she thought it was weird they would hate Trump and Trump stores in England. So honestly I was gonna start the date off by asking if she was political and finding out within the first 5 mins if she was with Trump at which point I would've bailed.

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all. And she says she's heading over and I said I'll see her in a minute.

...30 minutes later and she never shows so I left. No text/call or anything. I figure once she found out my height she got cold feet and bailed. I didn't mind because I got some good coffee while waiting, a story and then I walked over and tried a new crepe spot and had a good strawberry/banana/almond crepe before heading out.

As one of my friends put it "some people are awful" 

[Valkyrie]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

[VomKriege]

I've been on and off various apps. Got a Tinder match today which surprised me a bit. Mini ego boost but we'll see if she replies.

[Assimilate]

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

[team filler]

glad I'm 5'11 


these thotties would rather be alone or unhappy for the rest of their lives than give a short breh a chance 

[Assimilate]

glad I'm 5'11 


these thotties would rather be alone or unhappy for the rest of their lives than give a short breh a chance 

same here. 5'11 and then some. 6ft with any type of shoe.

i feel bad for the short guys but they can be highly competitive dicks though so i don't feel that bad for them. If you ever end up in an office with one of those guys.... they're the worst, especially those with any type of power.

[toku]

Yes I too, have a big dick.

[Bebpo]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:



the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

No? Maybe it's because I grew up with my best friend being like 6'5" and even Jackfrost2012 here who was living near me and my buddy for a while was like 6'4" or something. So I'm used to being around tall people.

Or maybe it's because I'm slightly bisexual (in an asexual towards guys though) and have feminine traits, and like being the cute short one just as much as being the tall one in a relationship.
I'm down to date someone of any height or race. But not religion or political party!

[team filler]

Yes I too, have a big dick.

[Assimilate]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

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the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

So a girl stood you up and your first thought was to shove your face full of sugar?

I guess if it made you feel better, right?

[Bebpo]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

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the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

So a girl stood you up and your first thought was to shove your face full of sugar?

I guess if it made you feel better, right?

No, I had a crepe because Crepes are awesome and it's weekend so I like to enjoy myself. I also drank a strawberry lemon drop martini last night which was full of sugar and awesome so 

[team filler]

treat yo self, brehs 

[Assimilate]

5'11" and then some

Lol

   

leave me alone you stupid giraffe of a man

[nudemacusers]

hmm, of average height but vaguely ethnic and cute enough w/ an appropriately straight knowledge of fashion and the commercial arts to steal yo girl. 

[Assimilate]

edited for zen.

[shosta]

i feel bad for the short guys but they can be highly competitive dicks though so i don't feel that bad for them. If you ever end up in an office with one of those guys.... they're the worst, especially those with any type of power.

It's true, we're compensating for a lot. I'm a massive prick

[nudemacusers]

can we all agree that Bush was an awful band.