Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1425835 times)

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6480 on:** August 30, 2018, 10:25:42 AM »

Quote from: riotous on August 30, 2018, 09:06:36 AM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 30, 2018, 01:02:31 AM
But I'm sure having sex and whatnot is fun.

So.. you wonder why I thought you were a virgin? I thought you said you'd fucked multiple black girls even (not even your type)?

So confused.

lol yes I understand.

What I mean is I haven’t had sex on any consistint basis. The last time I had it was probably 2 or 3 years ago. And only once was it with someone that I had any sort of relationship with so it was actually warm and fun. The other times were with girls I didn’t know and it was cold and awkward. I’ve had sex with one white girl who was a friend, a Vietnamese girl who was really hot, but the situations was really awkward. And two black girls that were ok.

I’m pretty fucked up and honestly a bit scared of the thing.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #6481 on:** August 30, 2018, 12:05:46 PM »

Today I had my first experience of being approached by someone randomly, who recognized me from Tinder. It was a dude I had talked to for a bit, months ago before I deleted my account. He was even more handsome in real life.

My hair was a mess and I had no makeup on, yet he recognized me enough to come up to me and talk, regardless of all those billion camera filters I used on my Tinder pics. That’s the real victory here.

Huff · « **Reply #6482 on:** August 30, 2018, 01:06:29 PM »

You set up a date?

team filler · « **Reply #6483 on:** August 30, 2018, 06:31:08 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #6484 on:** August 30, 2018, 09:04:27 PM »

Had my first date with my girlfriend one year ago

Huff · « **Reply #6485 on:** August 30, 2018, 09:30:18 PM »

Ha nice

We’re celebrating our first year on Monday

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6486 on:** August 30, 2018, 11:38:59 PM »

one year is a long time to go without a date

Valkyrie · « **Reply #6487 on:** August 31, 2018, 07:00:13 AM »

Quote from: Huff on August 30, 2018, 01:06:29 PM

You set up a date?

Nah, I'm a coward with a big C.

skullstorm · « **Reply #6488 on:** August 31, 2018, 09:13:59 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on August 31, 2018, 07:00:13 AM

Quote from: Huff on August 30, 2018, 01:06:29 PM
You set up a date?
Nah, I'm a coward with a big C.

Big Cock?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6489 on:** August 31, 2018, 11:24:07 AM »

After talking to Assimlate and his “let me rate you” stuff I decided to retry tinder. I got the usual type of matches, but matched with someone who seems cool. And now we’ve agreed to go out and “hang out” whatever that means. So that’s something I guess.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6490 on:** August 31, 2018, 11:39:56 AM »

It means that she’s gonna feel you out, and if all goes well you’ll feel her up and put your tongue in her butt. It’s gonna be great.

Raist · « **Reply #6491 on:** August 31, 2018, 04:37:21 PM »

Man I didn't know tiesto and Huff are a couple. How cute.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6492 on:** August 31, 2018, 04:45:15 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on August 29, 2018, 09:48:03 PM

I've never had a problem getting with Asian girls.

Are the rabbits worth it?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #6493 on:** August 31, 2018, 04:50:01 PM »

i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute

Mupepe · « **Reply #6494 on:** August 31, 2018, 05:26:49 PM »

The wife and I celebrate 9 years married on September 9th.

Assimilate · « **Reply #6495 on:** August 31, 2018, 05:58:42 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 04:50:01 PM

i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute

First, again you failed to use a capital letter and end your sentence with a period. This is not proper behavior for you Mr. Beaks aka nazi-grammar-patrolling-autisty-stalker-beaky-fuck. Second, why does he "deserve it" ? What did he do to deserve anything? All he has done is cry and reject help from everybody, including from me. Third, him finally being a goddamn man won't spite me in any way considering I've actually tried to help.

Now be a good little beak and fix your writing next time.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6496 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 31, 2018, 05:26:49 PM

The wife and I celebrate 9 years married on September 9th.

My ex-wife and I celebrate the 5 year anniversary of our divorce tomorrow.

team filler · « **Reply #6497 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:08:06 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 31, 2018, 11:24:07 AM

After talking to Assimlate and his “let me rate you” stuff I decided to retry tinder. I got the usual type of matches, but matched with someone who seems cool. And now we’ve agreed to go out and “hang out” whatever that means. So that’s something I guess.

assi the great motivator

Assimilate · « **Reply #6498 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:29:00 PM »

These people have no appreciation for what i do

team filler · « **Reply #6499 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:31:32 PM »

next thing you know, stalker beaks will get a nose job and become a decent person

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #6500 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:44:41 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on August 31, 2018, 05:58:42 PM

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 31, 2018, 04:50:01 PM
i very much hope that Rahx hits it off with this chick, both because he deserves it, and because starting a relationship to spite a demented forum poster is an all-time great meet-cute
First, again you failed to use a capital letter and end your sentence with a period. This is not proper behavior for you Mr. Beaks aka nazi-grammar-patrolling-autisty-stalker-beaky-fuck. Second, why does he "deserve it" ? What did he do to deserve anything? All he has done is cry and reject help from everybody, including from me. Third, him finally being a goddamn man won't spite me in any way considering I've actually tried to help.

Now be a good little beak and fix your writing next time.

2ez

Assimilate · « **Reply #6501 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:48:21 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 31, 2018, 06:31:32 PM

next thing you know, stalker beaks will get a nose job and become a decent person

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #6502 on:** August 31, 2018, 06:49:48 PM »

filler and assi is the real sleeper success story of this thread

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6503 on:** August 31, 2018, 07:08:32 PM »

BTW, the divorce post wasn't meant as some kind of joke in response

I am just damn happy to be out of this relationship

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6504 on:** August 31, 2018, 09:13:54 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on August 31, 2018, 07:08:32 PM

BTW, the divorce post wasn't meant as some kind of joke in response

I am just damn happy to be out of this relationship

Why is divorce so painful and expensive? Because it's worth it.

mormapope · « **Reply #6505 on:** August 31, 2018, 09:18:03 PM »

Where do y'all stand on monogamy vs polygamy? Any positive experiences with polygamy?

Mupepe · « **Reply #6506 on:** August 31, 2018, 11:05:39 PM »

Do you mean actual polygamy with more than one wife or just the varying degrees of an open relationship?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #6507 on:** August 31, 2018, 11:21:52 PM »

I think you mean polyamory or open relationships?

If so, let me say that being the person most of my friends/random people come to for relationship advice my reaction when one of them brings up that they're considering it or are in one.

mormapope · « **Reply #6508 on:** September 01, 2018, 12:08:34 AM »

Lmao I meant polyamory! For some reason I thought polygamy meant the same thing due to brain gas, I use them interchangeably when they are different.

Whenever I think about the pros of a poly relationship (their emotional needs are being met, I don't need to provide anything that she already has, even if things go bad, she'll have someone), I also think of the cons.

The biggest con being the relationship will always involve more than two people. Everything you do has a ripple to their main partner or multiple partners. The complexity of what that relationship can be is another huge con.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6509 on:** September 01, 2018, 12:22:05 AM »

Yeah. I couldn’t do polyamory for that reason. The complexity of the feelings of a third person? Nah no thanks. Sounds stressful. I also don’t get jealous over sexual things, but I would over emotional bonding.

Raist · « **Reply #6510 on:** September 01, 2018, 10:53:32 AM »

Relationships are already a fucking minefield, you're considering involving more than 2 people?

team filler · « **Reply #6511 on:** September 03, 2018, 01:25:27 AM »

https://twitter.com/lindiwe_dee/status/1035808206340206592

skullstorm · « **Reply #6512 on:** September 03, 2018, 03:51:23 AM »

Everyone on the Bore is already a dick sucking expert, that advice is unnecessary

Valkyrie · « **Reply #6513 on:** September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM »

I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

Assimilate · « **Reply #6514 on:** September 04, 2018, 01:24:01 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM

I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.

Now you're saying you prefer guys with small dicks?

Valk, you must be what every incel dreams of.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6515 on:** September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM »

My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

team filler · « **Reply #6516 on:** September 04, 2018, 04:19:48 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on September 04, 2018, 01:24:01 AM

Quote from: Valkyrie on September 04, 2018, 12:54:59 AM
I gag on my toothbrush, don’t get too excited.
Now you're saying you prefer guys with small dicks?

Valk, you must be what every incel dreams of.

team filler · « **Reply #6517 on:** September 04, 2018, 05:17:03 AM »

ghetto gaggers was one of my all time favorite porn series. you're still good, valk!

mormapope · « **Reply #6518 on:** September 04, 2018, 10:20:25 AM »

I gag a lot with toothpaste and brushing, but sucked on a huge dildo pretty damn well. Impressing the lady mouth fucking you is pretty respectable.

Atramental · « **Reply #6519 on:** September 04, 2018, 11:54:47 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM

My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

Assimilate · « **Reply #6520 on:** September 04, 2018, 12:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2018, 11:54:47 AM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM
My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

If Rahx pounds before you.....

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6521 on:** September 04, 2018, 01:42:13 PM »

It’s not really a race...

Atramental · « **Reply #6522 on:** September 04, 2018, 01:56:04 PM »

Hmm, how strange? Did I just hear some flatulence in the wind between these two posts?

Assimilate · « **Reply #6523 on:** September 04, 2018, 03:30:25 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 01:42:13 PM

It’s not really a race...

I'm rooting for you Rahx.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6524 on:** September 05, 2018, 02:41:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 04, 2018, 11:54:47 AM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 04, 2018, 02:47:39 AM
My first date went really well. There will be a 2nd.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #6525 on:** September 05, 2018, 09:15:39 PM »

Could use some advice..

I was messaging this girl on tinder for awhile and i had a date with her last monday.. so I thought we had a great time, I sure did.. we went to a local bar and sat outside, talked all night with some drinks. She liked a lot of stuff that I like, so I think we were hitting it off so I made a move and we made out for about 15mins lol. After the date I was walking her home and we made out for at least 30mins in front of her door. She seemed pretty into it.

So at one point I left, said ill txt u when I get home. Did so and told her I had a great time and should do something like this soon. She said she thought so as well.

Following day i txted her how was ur day and she told me bout her day, then asked about mine, I responded but havent gotten a msg back yet.. im probably good if I call her up tomorrow and ask her out to the movies or something this weekend yea?

shosta · « **Reply #6526 on:** September 05, 2018, 09:33:48 PM »

I'd wait a couple of days but you're in, man

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6527 on:** September 06, 2018, 12:15:53 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on September 05, 2018, 09:15:39 PM

Could use some advice..

I was messaging this girl on tinder for awhile and i had a date with her last monday.. so I thought we had a great time, I sure did.. we went to a local bar and sat outside, talked all night with some drinks. She liked a lot of stuff that I like, so I think we were hitting it off so I made a move and we made out for about 15mins lol. After the date I was walking her home and we made out for at least 30mins in front of her door. She seemed pretty into it.

So at one point I left, said ill txt u when I get home. Did so and told her I had a great time and should do something like this soon. She said she thought so as well.

Following day i txted her how was ur day and she told me bout her day, then asked about mine, I responded but havent gotten a msg back yet.. im probably good if I call her up tomorrow and ask her out to the movies or something this weekend yea?

This is pretty much where I'm at. I mean I did'nt make out with the girl(not sol bold), but I thought the date went extremely well. We vibed, there wasn't awkward silence, we where at the place from 10:30 to 1:30, body language was good, made plans for a 2nd date and so on. But texting has cooled and I'm not sure the 2nd date will happen. I get too hyped for these things and with this crumbling I'll be hesitant to try again for awhile.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6528 on:** September 06, 2018, 12:34:16 AM »

Well never mind, I got the "don't see anything happening" text just now. Oh well. At least I wasn't ghosted.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #6529 on:** September 06, 2018, 07:59:37 AM »

Damn that sucks bro

hopefully im still good.. might call her today I guess

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6530 on:** September 06, 2018, 11:40:22 AM »

It’s cool, just another to add in my long list of romantic disappointments.

Well I deleted my tinder again, I just haven’t had any luck or positive experiences with it. But then I have to wonder where do you even meet women. My friends aren’t swimming in girlfriends or female friends. The bar scene isn’t really my scene. Work is the worst. I don’t know.

But then I have to ask if I even want to meet women.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #6531 on:** September 06, 2018, 12:09:53 PM »

I think I will just send her a whatsapp message asking if she wants to do something on saturday

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6532 on:** September 06, 2018, 03:30:01 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9darnp/girls_what_something_men_see_done_in_porn_that/

Lots of funny shit in here. Especially the guys who treat the vaginal area like a bowling ball.

Assimilate · « **Reply #6533 on:** September 06, 2018, 03:33:33 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on September 06, 2018, 03:30:01 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9darnp/girls_what_something_men_see_done_in_porn_that/

Lots of funny shit in here. Especially the guys who treat the vaginal area like a bowling ball.

These younger generations of dude are in for some serious trouble. Living off social media and online interactions from a young age are turning what otherwise would be normal guys into supermega awkward nerds of the 80s.

Balance that out with a ridiculous amount of porn to watch, and my god what the hell is going to happen to the dating scene lol

MMaRsu · « **Reply #6534 on:** September 06, 2018, 03:43:36 PM »

Well message send keep my fingers in a fucking twist lulz

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6535 on:** September 06, 2018, 04:01:44 PM »

Hilarious, on the day I’m annoyed with dating and women in general, one of the girls I use to pay to blow me , but hasn’t talked to me in months decided to message me randomly.

team filler · « **Reply #6536 on:** September 06, 2018, 04:04:36 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #6537 on:** September 06, 2018, 04:09:05 PM »

I didn’t text back one of the girls I dated for 3 days after our first date except for the typical “had a nice time” text. And she was the one re-iniated the texting not me.

Mainly because I really wasn’t that in to her and I was super busy with work.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6538 on:** September 06, 2018, 04:12:04 PM »

Actually I think the trick is to just think women are stupid and be like Assimilate.

Atramental · « **Reply #6539 on:** September 06, 2018, 04:23:40 PM »

Try that out & post results.

I’m curious to see what happens.

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