RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[MMaRsu]

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

[Rahxephon91]

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

[BlueTsunami]

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

one of my favs

https://www.instagram.com/veradijkmans/

amazing dutch girl

Fat asses, settling fueds, saving lives

[Mupepe]

Send pics and I’ll tell you whether it counts or not.

[Mupepe]

Oh yeah. She definitely qualifies

[Atramental]

My date with Carrie went pretty well.

We made out and I grabbed her big butt. 

[BisMarckie]

[Rahxephon91]

This is bullshit.

[naff]

Rahx, i want you to watch Open Your Eyes, then make a detailed post describing your interpretation of the friendship dynamic between Pelayo and César. (also it's a cool movie about love and losing your mind. bless up)

[Rahxephon91]

I’ll just watch Vanilia Sky thank you.

[naff]

shit film by comparison imo

[CatsCatsCats]

All threads are now big butt appreciation threads.

[mormapope]

There is nothing better than a soft milf ass, one that you can bury your teeth into, shove your entire face in a cheek and bite and suck. Combined with a cute asshole, its like heroin made out of flesh.

[naff]

big white ass, pink hairless ring 

[tiesto]

 

This is bullshit.

If you matched with the girl Atra made out with, I'd imagine you'd just complain she's not your type and never follow up with her.

[BlueTsunami]

This is bullshit.

Lmao

[Atramental]

Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon. 

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type. 

[Assimilate]

Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon. 

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type. 

How fat was carrie?

There is nothing better than a soft milf ass, one that you can bury your teeth into, shove your entire face in a cheek and bite and suck. Combined with a cute asshole, its like heroin made out of flesh.

 

man..... you one gross motherfucker. next you'll be talking about how oldwoman wrinkly ass is wonderful. you make me very uneasy, mormapope

[Atramental]

Getting a date lined up with "possum girl" soon. 

Carrie is cool but I think "possum girl" might be more my type. 

How fat was carrie?

Not too fat. I've dated fatter. 

She's like "athletic fat". Goes to the gym, lifts weights, does cardio, etc.

[MMaRsu]

gross

Overweight chicks are gross

Not saying I havent been with fat chicks but im not gonna do that again :x

[Atramental]

Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being. 

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy. 

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and fat girls give excellent head. 

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[Assimilate]

Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being. 

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy. 

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and fat girls give excellent head. 

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This is true fat girls do give good head. Probably the best you can get. That's why ex fat girls are the best for this reason.
Find a girl that was a little chunky in high school but is now thin and fit and you got yourself a keeper.

[Atramental]

We can't all date petite 9s y'know.

Also, I'm a realist (now) when it comes to dating so I'll get what I can get. 

[Assimilate]

 

riotous for christ sakes man we know not only fat chics give good head but on average they are better than nonfat chics (in my opinion)

not sure what shithole midwest state you grew up in but in coastal cities fat girls end up giving a lot of head because it's the only way they end up being 'liked' by whatever guy they want attention from (high school/college). it's not nice to say, but that's what happens so they end up giving a ton of head and end up being good at it.


maybe you've dated a bunch of slutty trash bag coke heads in your time? i dunno. so, maybe that's why your experience is different because most of the hotter girls i've ever hooked up with weren't that great at it.

edit: considering you're a strip club guy i can see how your view is different.

[Assimilate]

I'm from Seattle you dumb fuck. 

I don't hook up with fat chicks head or not so there's that.

Maybe it's true but 99% of guys saying shit like that have gotten head from probably less than 5 girls in their life.  It's just dumb to say anything like that unless you are incredibly experienced.

You want to turn this into another dick measuring contest?

Fat girls giving exceptional head has been 'known' for decades... possibly centuries. I think you're just trying to argue for the sake of arguing at this point.

[Assimilate]

What are you even talking about?

You echod Attra who is barely not a virgin, he is the type of guy I've seen say shit like that.  It was a common thing for dudes to say in high school for instance, you know guys who've barely been with women.

You gonna pretend it's sage wisdom and not a meme simps who've never gotten their dick wet don't parrot?  Lol

  But that doesn't make it not true. Most fat girls do give good head because they've probably sucked a lot of dick in their life and they're very detail oriented and do it with pride.

Hot girls, at least in my experience, never cared much to do it outside of long term relationships. They didn't have to stick any dudes dick in their mouth to be liked or to 'hook up'. This continues well past high school, and college.

So the chances of you hooking up with a random good looking girl right now and her being better at head than some chub rocker.... my money is on the fat girl bro 

[CatsCatsCats]

Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

[TEEEPO]

asians have sideway vaginas and you can't convince me otherwise

[Atramental]

What I want to know is... who are the fat girls who aren't giving good head and why? 

[CatsCatsCats]

I think they’ve been bred out

[Atramental]

I think they’ve been bred out

Or they're about to be. 

[Assimilate]

Once again riotous wrong.

Dude keeps taking Ls in this thread. When will he learn? when will he LEARN? 

[CatsCatsCats]

Okay.

[Assimilate]

Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

Don't really give a shit, mostly pointing out I hear that type of crap from guys I know who've barely even gotten head.  Particually from skinny girls lol

Most girls don't give good head like most guys can't lick a clit properly. It's not easy on either side. It's definitely a skill you obtain through hard work and dedication.

edit:. Lol like I give 2 fucks Assy, I admitted I've never gotten head from a fat chick, wasn't my point.

don't get rattled
 

[Atramental]

Naw it’s obviously not a scientific rule but big girls giving great head ain’t no myth. Sometimes y’all just dick ride Assy for nothing

Don't really give a shit, mostly pointing out I hear that type of crap from guys I know who've barely even gotten head.  Particually from skinny girls lol

edit:. Lol like I give 2 fucks Assy, I admitted I've never gotten head from a fat chick, wasn't my point.

Answer my question Attra, honestly.. how many girls you got head from and what was the fat to non fat ratio?

2 fat
0 non-fat

 

[CatsCatsCats]

One time on my birthday I let a fat chick suck pudding off my dick so I don’t know how much you know about questionable head

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but I’m an expert

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[Atramental]

Well, maybe a skinny girl can prove me wrong. 

[Assimilate]

Head game never that important to me, I like fucking.

We're actually in agreement here. There's only ever been 2 girls that i could say were absolutely stunning at it and i would choose it over sex. 2 in my lifetime that could consistently get me off with only a BJ.

[CatsCatsCats]

And like that, all parties laid down their weapons and sang a song of celebration. A song for pussy

[team filler]

cumming deep in that pussy  then getting your second nut deep in that ass 

[Raist]

i could say were absolutely stunning at it and i would choose it over sex.

Stop posting in this thread.

[CatsCatsCats]

No. Care posting is dead. filler likes only

[Huff]

Being a former fatty 

Dating a former fatty 

Having fat children 

[Atramental]

In the land of Burgers where the Fatties lie
We bear our banners aloft, boots like Drums
Our Cadence slow, our countenance tired.

[BlueTsunami]

Last fat chick I was with slobbed my knob like a pro. She also liked to trim my pubes down with a small electic trimmer then inhale my dick if i hadn't groomed in preparation for a bit. That was a kink I didnt know I had.

[Rahxephon91]

This is bullshit.

If you matched with the girl Atra made out with, I'd imagine you'd just complain she's not your type and never follow up with her.

Not really. The girl I went on a date with was inline with Atra's girl.

It's just most girls I match with I don't like. If I matched with girls like Atra I wouldn't be complaining.

[TakingBackSunday]

The only large chick I hooked up with was garbage at head, fwiw

[BlueTsunami]

Thats cause you didnt dip the tip of your dick in ranch. Just a lil

[tiesto]

Fat doesn't have to be a permanent state of being. 

Also, I'm not picky about that sort of thing anymore 'cause pussy is pussy. 

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and fat girls give excellent head. 

[close]

Fat mindset is much much worse than a fat body, and much harder to change.

[Rahxephon91]

Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

[Rufus]

The only large chick I hooked up with was garbage at head, fwiw

Practice makes perfect, but that's a boring explanation. Anecdotes with funny or 'fitting' explanations however become data.

That being said, I can totally see big women leaning into the stereotype, even if it's a backhanded compliment.

[Rahxephon91]

Dudes. I’m going to end up so alone

Man, hang in there buddy.

Shut the fuck up. You haveent the slightest clue what its like to be me. You don't understand what I go thtough. All of you bore members mock me. You all think I'm a fucking loser, I dont ry the advice you tell me to, or I'm just a fucking psychoath,

I;m not. I;ve tried most of the advice you all gave me and for awhile it felt great, but when i tried to go after women it always ends the same.

I'm not a fucking incel. I like women a lot. I really just want to be around one. I really just want to have sex, but they either ignore me, screw me over, opr jusy dont notice nme,

And I'm just hitting me breaking point,.'

Like the last tinder girl.

After telling me she did'nt see anything coming out of it. She matched with me and random;y messaged me. WTF IS THAt,

And I tried to talk to her and yeah she said the fact that I was hessitant to meet her turned her off and then that I qucjly was ok to hang out with her cofnused her. Ok fine, I said I'm just kind of new to thid, but i'm down for eveyrthing, And then we talked and I guess the fact that I'm too nice and too inexpreinced is too much for her. That shes looking for a decent person to date or maybe just have sex with? Like wtf would you even talk to me still then. Like fucking jesus christ what the fuck am i supposed to do?  I just cant find anytrhing. I donyt want to hate women, but every single interaction is the most dispoainting thing and makes me just so fucking not want to do deal with them.  god I dont want to become an incel fuck and I know I'll just keep trying to meet women, but I fuckingkn ow evantually they wikll realize my flaws. I'm inexperinced, I;m somewhat awkward and they they';; be like fuck thus dude. I hate this so much,.

[Rahxephon91]

No.

[Rahxephon91]

No

[Rahxephon91]

K

[Rahxephon91]

Yes?

[Rahxephon91]

No mother fucker.

Directed by Quinten Tarantino.

[tiesto]

I strongly believe the majority of the Bore are decent people who are rooting for you (even Assy). Some of us have gone through similar situations where we were consistently failing with women, but eventually we broke through. So we do have sympathy for your struggles.

[MMaRsu]

Raphx pls just listen to patrice his black phillip shows

I know your confidence is shit, sometimes mine is too but cmon man you probably arent a weird looking dude right?

At least I dunno

show us a pic broski

[Atramental]

Patrice isn’t going to help him.

Rahx needs a constant regimen of psychoanalytic therapy, a “road to Damascus” moment/wake up call, or something else that we cannot provide.

If I were a mod I would ban him at this point like they did with KevinCow over at GAF.

He doesn’t add anything to the discussion here.

He just wants an audience of people here to feel sorry for him and I’m all out of empathy & patience at this point.