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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1200 on: August 04, 2015, 08:44:51 AM »

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1201 on: August 05, 2015, 12:28:23 PM »
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1202 on: August 05, 2015, 12:48:21 PM »
Kept my Laffy Taffy in my pocket too long and it melted and stuck to the wrapper so I had to scrape it off the plastic with my tongue like a barbarian. :goty2

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1203 on: August 05, 2015, 12:49:30 PM »
Kept my Laffy Taffy in my pocket too long and it melted and stuck to the wrapper so I had to scrape it off the plastic with my tongue like a barbarian. :goty2

That's hot.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1204 on: August 05, 2015, 01:01:40 PM »
It was. My hands also got really stick. :cody

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1205 on: August 06, 2015, 06:40:03 AM »
Client asked me to find images of half naked men for a gay bar  :-\

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1206 on: August 06, 2015, 07:41:28 AM »
Noticed last night that one of the lights is out in the kitchen, so today I removed it, took it to the store for a match, and bought a new one. I had the clerk recycle the old fluorescent bulb.

I got home, plugged the new one in, turned on the row, and it turns out I've replaced a working bulb.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1207 on: August 06, 2015, 12:09:34 PM »
Woke up at 3:30 am because of an alarm-type sound that stopped just before I was able to open my blinders and locate it. Probably nothing but all of my neighbours are absent presently so decided to stay up in the off chance it was a smoke detector or something... I am only losing 2 hours of sleep but still.

Follow up to that : unable to go to sleep, I vent the flat by leaving all windows open. I decide to go take my shower at 5am, only to exit the bathroom with a towel around my waist and ending up face to face with a man climbing up my window with a flashlight (my flat is street floor at front) : Turns out it was a patrol of cops being called for the alarm. Scared the hell out of me.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1208 on: August 06, 2015, 12:14:38 PM »
Client asked me to find images of half naked men for a gay bar  :-\

PM me if you need a  proto-daddy-bear model. 

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1209 on: August 06, 2015, 12:15:04 PM »
Do gay people use the word 'proto'?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1210 on: August 08, 2015, 01:40:14 AM »
Who the fuck faxes something at 22:30 on a Friday. :beli

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1211 on: August 08, 2015, 02:16:16 AM »
Who the fuck faxes anymore ?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1212 on: August 08, 2015, 02:19:35 AM »
Tax agencies rarely email, and it's usually in the context of an audit if they do. :)

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1213 on: August 08, 2015, 02:34:13 AM »
Who the fuck faxes anymore ?

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Japan. All of Japan. All day, everyday.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1214 on: August 08, 2015, 03:10:29 AM »
Italy too

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1215 on: August 08, 2015, 02:51:15 PM »
Some hospitals live on fax machines unfortunately
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1216 on: August 08, 2015, 03:25:37 PM »
Went to sleep at 3:00 am. Woke up at 3:00 pm. Whoops.

Then again, I've been running on a sleep deficit since Tuesday.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1217 on: August 08, 2015, 06:55:39 PM »
I bought a multipack of pocket sized Moleskin notebooks with red covers and I've been scribbling in them in an unordered manner as well as leaving them laying about so now my room looks like the set of La Chinoise.  :chinacry



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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1218 on: August 08, 2015, 07:31:01 PM »
Who the fuck faxes anymore ?

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People still say this all the time, but I still get some faxes, mainly medical offices like to fax over records.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1219 on: August 08, 2015, 10:40:59 PM »
People in the legal industry definitely still fax.  Dealing with fax software-related problems sucks so bad.   :dizzy
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1220 on: August 08, 2015, 10:59:47 PM »
mortgage lenders love them some efax
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1221 on: August 08, 2015, 11:34:17 PM »
Just don't accidentally get the CarFox.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1222 on: August 09, 2015, 08:51:19 AM »
Work has been one continuous gut punch for the past three months.  There is so much administrative bullshit getting tacked onto things that work has essentially ground to a halt.  There are now meetings about meetings and committees about committees.  So many of the few perks that we have left are getting taken away.  Taking away coffee, the water cooler, and the newspaper saves the company maybe $80,000 a year but the little morale dings probably result in lost wages that far exceed that.  Yet we're plowing ahead anyway.  Education reimbursement and training is next on the chopping block.  We're a science and technology company so continuous education is not a luxury, it is a necessity to stay compliant and relevant.  Upper management sees it as a waste, not because it isn't a revenue generator, but because they believe that online resources and subscriptions should suffice.  In other words, going on Wikipedia is considered just as good as training.  You could find a way to budget for it elsewhere but anything that is considered discretionary is getting cut.

The end product is glorious: it's just a bunch of people not doing any work and attending meetings.  That would sound nice but the rank and file like doing their work so even though they don't have much to do these days, morale is crashing and burning.  Talks of finding a job elsewhere are now open where it was pretty hushed in the past.  Yet we're always being praised for being on the leading edge of the industry we're in.  The hollowing out will crash and burn but eh, I'm getting tired of dealing with this shit.  I really need to move on.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1223 on: August 09, 2015, 09:24:30 AM »
Your pain is shared. Taking away water and coffee is such a petty, counter productive move.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1224 on: August 09, 2015, 11:05:27 AM »
The first time I was party to the decision making process where similar "fringe" benefits were cut was... illuminating.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1225 on: August 09, 2015, 11:14:54 AM »
The first time I was party to the decision making process where similar "fringe" benefits were cut was... illuminating.

What's the gist of it ? I'm curious to be honest.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1226 on: August 09, 2015, 01:04:32 PM »
There's a profound antipathy towards workers when things aren't "working as intended" (i.e. making the expected amount of profit), and they aren't viewed as human beings with a quality of life so much as inputs that aren't operating like they're supposed to.

In the past Mary has talked about how middle managers have no real way of justifying their existence in an easily quantifiable manner (which is all the more important in this short-term world) beyond making their little fiefdom within a company appear more profitable, but since the population of middle managers is more a product of a discipline seeking mentality than a business improving one, they aren't going to be putting their mark on things with better work but by cutting costs and they exacerbate the inhuman mentality ownership already has in the first place.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1227 on: August 09, 2015, 01:06:47 PM »
Had a donut from the break room and now I feel ashamed.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1228 on: August 09, 2015, 01:15:02 PM »
Had a donut from the break room and now I feel ashamed.

*takes away all the donuts and padlocks the bathroom*
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1229 on: August 09, 2015, 01:32:10 PM »
Had a donut from the break room and now I feel ashamed.
my obese coworkers always try to offload leftover donuts onto me.  the struggle to say no  :'(
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1230 on: August 09, 2015, 02:52:06 PM »
Not liking sweets very much. :preach

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1231 on: August 09, 2015, 03:04:40 PM »
Yea, that shit can be soul crushing and make you question the very system you serve. Sometimes I look around and think you know what, that guy who quit to become a truck driver wasn't wrong afterall.

but then I get my paycheck  and :preach

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1232 on: August 09, 2015, 04:10:36 PM »
Yea, that shit can be soul crushing and make you question the very system you serve. Sometimes I look around and think you know what, that guy who quit to become a truck driver wasn't wrong afterall.

but then I get my paycheck  and :preach

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1233 on: August 09, 2015, 04:45:30 PM »
When you put one of those toilet seat covers down and the cover gets so soaked it's pointless. Luckily I notice these things and don't sit down.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1234 on: August 09, 2015, 06:20:58 PM »
There's a profound antipathy towards workers when things aren't "working as intended" (i.e. making the expected amount of profit), and they aren't viewed as human beings with a quality of life so much as inputs that aren't operating like they're supposed to.

In the past Mary has talked about how middle managers have no real way of justifying their existence in an easily quantifiable manner (which is all the more important in this short-term world) beyond making their little fiefdom within a company appear more profitable, but since the population of middle managers is more a product of a discipline seeking mentality than a business improving one, they aren't going to be putting their mark on things with better work but by cutting costs and they exacerbate the inhuman mentality ownership already has in the first place.

Thanks, I had figured something along those lines. Really there's doesn't seem to be a whole lot, if any, long term view in workers management (or "human resources" as we now say). Frankly though, while good workplaces exist, it never seems like it was a problem for companies before to press workers like lemons, shit up the minute details for negligible cost saving while not adressing fundamental issues...  So in the grand scheme of things and from their perspective...
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1235 on: August 10, 2015, 01:05:17 PM »
On the struggle side this project is wearing everyone down to the nub. Everyone is pale, exhausted, getting ulcers and there's still 2 months to go.  This is happening to me as well.

On the plus side, my schadenfreude is well fed. :leon
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1236 on: August 10, 2015, 01:10:29 PM »
When you put one of those toilet seat covers down and the cover gets so soaked it's pointless. Luckily I notice these things and don't sit down.

I still have nightmares of cleaning women's restrooms.

They layer the toilet seat in paper. Then hover-piss all over it and then the next woman pushes it all on the floor and repeats the process.

Wads and wads of urine-drenched paper all shoved behind the toilet.



 

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1237 on: August 10, 2015, 01:16:31 PM »
Forgot to take my peelz this morning. Time to learn about half-life. :cody

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1238 on: August 10, 2015, 02:23:20 PM »
Forgot to take my peelz this morning. Time to learn about half-life. :cody

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1239 on: August 10, 2015, 02:25:29 PM »
Do gay people use the word 'proto'?

These are usually called "Cubs" - mostly younger bearish figure.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1240 on: August 10, 2015, 02:40:38 PM »
Good to know, cause I was thinking that if the word proto fucked anything it would be girls; its very masculine. 

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1241 on: August 10, 2015, 03:33:35 PM »
When you put one of those toilet seat covers down and the cover gets so soaked it's pointless. Luckily I notice these things and don't sit down.

I still have nightmares of cleaning women's restrooms.

They layer the toilet seat in paper. Then hover-piss all over it and then the next woman pushes it all on the floor and repeats the process.

Wads and wads of urine-drenched paper all shoved behind the toilet.

They seem pretty pointless, like if you took them away people would be forced to do what I do in most places, wipe the seat down with TP and then put TP down. Then when I'm done just shove it all in the toilet. I don't get how other people fuck this up.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1242 on: August 10, 2015, 03:34:58 PM »
I stopped giving a fuck about putting my ass on public toilets sometime around 25.
If I'm gonna shit, I'm gonna shit. Wipe it down, hold my breath. Whatever.

Sometimes you just gotta get shit done.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1243 on: August 10, 2015, 03:37:44 PM »
I think women just have a general phobia of germs around their cooter. Too many bad things can happen. It's understandable.



 


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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1244 on: August 10, 2015, 03:40:45 PM »
as if that gaping hole is clean in the first place
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#TeamBroJob is sounding more and more appealing
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1245 on: August 10, 2015, 03:41:28 PM »
I think women just have a general phobia of germs around their cooter. Too many bad things can happen. It's understandable.

Ironically I think most UTIs are from not going to the bathroom enough, tight pants and personal hygiene not what may or may not be on the toilet.


as if that gaping hole is clean in the first place
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#TeamBroJob is sounding more and more appealing

Gaping hole? It's a muscle breh. What is this virgin commentary.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1246 on: August 10, 2015, 03:42:39 PM »
I think women just have a general phobia of germs around their cooter. Too many bad things can happen. It's understandable.

Ironically I think most UTIs are from not going to the bathroom enough, tight pants and personal hygiene not what may or may not be on the toilet.

I heard UTIs are more common in women because penises do that annoying "last drop" thing which forces the remains of the urine out, where as vagoos don't do that.

Source: Some Imgur comment I read a year ago.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1247 on: August 10, 2015, 03:42:46 PM »
as if that gaping hole is clean in the first place
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#TeamBroJob is sounding more and more appealing

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1248 on: August 10, 2015, 03:44:20 PM »
I heard UTIs are more common in women because penises do that annoying "last drop" thing which forces the remains of the urine out, where as vagoos don't do that.

Source: Some Imgur comment I read a year ago.

Eh they're more common because some asshole decided we'd have smaller bladders, shorter urethras, and our genital holes should be next door to our anus.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1249 on: August 10, 2015, 03:46:05 PM »
I remember being in high school and the teacher in sex ed telling chicks to wipe front to back, not back to front when they pissed.

The idea that shit just runs up in there sometimes is some awful design.
Tell that man God he needs better QC
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1250 on: August 10, 2015, 03:54:20 PM »
I remember being in high school and the teacher in sex ed telling chicks to wipe front to back, not back to front when they pissed.

The idea that shit just runs up in there sometimes is some awful design.
Tell that man God he needs better QC

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1251 on: August 10, 2015, 04:03:14 PM »
I remember being in high school and the teacher in sex ed telling chicks to wipe front to back, not back to front when they pissed.

The idea that shit just runs up in there sometimes is some awful design.
Tell that man God he needs better QC

Eve shouldn't have eaten the apple.  :quark

Actually this one is probably lillith's fault. We were a unique concept but she was like "peace bitch bye." Then god had to settle on making a woman from Adam's rib. Dude only had so much clay at that point, was probably just sticking holes where ever.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1252 on: August 10, 2015, 04:09:12 PM »
I remember being in high school and the teacher in sex ed telling chicks to wipe front to back, not back to front when they pissed.

The idea that shit just runs up in there sometimes is some awful design.
Tell that man God he needs better QC

Eve shouldn't have eaten the apple.  :quark

Actually this one is probably lillith's fault. We were a unique concept but she was like "peace bitch bye." Then god had to settle on making a woman from Adam's rib. Dude only had so much clay at that point, was probably just sticking holes where ever.

She was banging an archangel and those guys are packing.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1253 on: August 10, 2015, 04:24:26 PM »
Just wipe the seat and make a nest. I always thought it was interesting how men have their fluids and solids coming out of different, specially designed holes while women have 4 holes and occasionally have to deal with something solid going in and out of a hole that usually just deals with blood.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1254 on: August 10, 2015, 04:29:46 PM »
I remember being in high school and the teacher in sex ed telling chicks to wipe front to back, not back to front when they pissed.

The idea that shit just runs up in there sometimes is some awful design.
Tell that man God he needs better QC

Eve shouldn't have eaten the apple.  :quark

Actually this one is probably lillith's fault. We were a unique concept but she was like "peace bitch bye." Then god had to settle on making a woman from Adam's rib. Dude only had so much clay at that point, was probably just sticking holes where ever.

It's interesting to think that women were actually designed by a man.  :wtf

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1255 on: August 10, 2015, 05:03:37 PM »
The only thing I can agree on is if someone designed men and women, they were an asshole.

Breh I'ma make it so men nut once and that's it for a while. They're gonna be like COMON SON GET BACK UP :noah while they're lady's like  :gurl

Then women, fuck. I'ma make it so they bleed. Once a month. For years homie. It'll be awful. Then one day they stop!
And you'd be like OH SHIT THIS IS GREAT, but nah then it just gets worse for them hot flashes, osteoperosis, moodswings and shit. It'll be great lmao they'll never see it coming.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1256 on: August 10, 2015, 05:47:28 PM »
The only thing I can agree on is if someone designed men and women, they were an asshole.

Breh I'ma make it so men nut once and that's it for a while. They're gonna be like COMON SON GET BACK UP :noah while they're lady's like  :gurl

Then women, fuck. I'ma make it so they bleed. Once a month. For years homie. It'll be awful. Then one day they stop!
And you'd be like OH SHIT THIS IS GREAT, but nah then it just gets worse for them hot flashes, osteoperosis, moodswings and shit. It'll be great lmao they'll never see it coming.
 :neogaf


Don't forget blueballs and testicular torsion.
Then for women we can die in childbirth or get some kind of ovarian, cervical or breast cancer. Or die from a blood clot from birth control.

Can't win.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1257 on: August 11, 2015, 01:08:06 AM »
Shat up my night because I kept my word. Take Ls for $s brehs. :foxx

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1258 on: August 11, 2015, 01:14:52 AM »
 Had a shower thought tonight. all my significant relationships in my life have had names that started with a hard 'K' sound (2 Kims, Christy, Corrie, Keely).

My mom's name is Karen.


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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #1259 on: August 11, 2015, 01:23:28 AM »
.... And cock right?
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