A tragedy in three acts:
*sitting in Warthog at spawn as everyone Lemmings the bomb, sneak the bomb to the site nearly by myself by taking the left [thank you to the teammate that mentioned that], fail to arm..., finally have enough and grab the Mongoose*
*start traveling, Spartan Laser shows up, balls to the wall speed*
*teammate bails as I hit the wall and the Spartan Laser doesn't hit us*
"Why the fuck would you get off?"
"Did you not see the laser, you bot?"
"OH NOES WE DIE! The bomb stays where it drops when you die."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.